The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, December 16, 1885, Page 10

Are Loaning Money on Real "state Security in Lar ij | UGG COMPA) ‘¢orsmailsums and on TIME RUNNING FROM SIX MONTHS TO 5 YEARS ——— The Very Lowest Ist. Taat we keep money on hand to be paidas soon as papers are signed. 2d. Can make loans at 6 per cent and small com- mission. | 3d. Allow payments before due and stop when paid. ; ae Ath. Make loans with or without commission. 5th. Have two sets of Abstract Books writtrn up at interest The OPERA PRIN CALL AND SEE US, GET RATES Managers and Dramatists. WIT AND HUMOR THE STORY OY THR RAIX. | You can aceurately teil the man who's married, | If you'll notice how be acts some rainy day, | Observe how o'er his lady friend is carried | umbrella that should kecp the rain away If you find the lady bis strong arm gripping, And is walking very clmely by bis side. While the water is upon bis shoulder dripping, You may know ghe is a maiden or a bride Ef the drippings fall, however, on her bonnet. | And he walks about a foot or 50 ahead, Then she's nothing but wife, depend upon it, And they've been for half @ score of wintery wed. —Colambus Dispatch. Away on thé ranee ther: Me blinks fu the sun, h But es trail on the wing 'p4 clo: And whispers that stagger and bla Through the bum of th With his dark « His stained ch His clinkir He sidles down Where the gra: May hide his face, whi 5 At the gate—She (frigidls): Afow to kiss me good-nizht ere you got Ecould not permit such a freeiom, O, no. He (respectfully): | Excuse me. Of course you know be=t what is | The dengue fever has been epidemic in Austin. The efforts of the doctors to break it up have not been successful. Dr. da very tough case the doctor Within my knowledge a gentleman who has occupied the highest position in | the profession as actor, author, and manager, and who is well wn to every lessee in London, red for the past ts n get a } works. Yet th his literary wor to whom he was un name and in nearly « found an imme of course, the othe e to the p and nowadays certain dramatist sooner successful than t! every one who i mit to the im gentleman wh< Tem Sir Oracie! And when I ope my lips When he speaks of th ger it is, “I and the man ager. As for the actors, they the instruments that give my 1 right, the dazzled and delighted world. But I meast wo offense, 1 assure you. Good- | don't come to see them-— they come ie She (disappointedly): | see my piece.” If th The fool! Me must certainly have = thick) “‘that™ instead of “th To think fora moment I meant what teas, | Sad of “what,” he defiles the au Boston Gourier. | Composition. If the piece s “O, where are the girls of the past?” | “because it ie mz p = agks a poet. If you mean the far aw i. Gm, and distant past, some of them are still in the ballet corps. i ound the world did Cape Cork senses aroun id Capt. Cook make?” | “Tres.” “Correct. And on which of | these voyages was he killed?" ck. | The man who mortgaces his property. white the money tate trees on The fat of the land; while the’ man who loans the @sh has to be content with the lien.— Lowe | Cttizen. French joke: In a boalevard restan- nt—“Waiter! Bring me some mi esin orthography.’ (Puzzled w “But, sir, we—we haven't “Why then do you put them in your bill- @f-fare?”— il Beas, i H Dumley (to landlady) Do you know, | Mrs. Hendricks, why your table reminds | we of Mrs. Micawber's undying devotion aes her husband?” Mrs. Hendricks — | Among the gossip in cir- No, Mr. Dumley. Why?” Dumlev— | CUlttion at the clubs it is currently re- Because you will never desert us." _- | lated of a recently deceased important | 2 Fence. drama — had been in preparation for , “Md ” gaid little Edith, what do | ™*2¥ Months that. up to within 8 fort- suppose it was I heard ring cet } oe i ieee cele atthe Ged = grass justnow? Do you think it was | aright Uae 2 aes | flowers 1 just cut the heads off of?" | Y492##re- aps it was, darh No, Wife (to husband cating shad)—*+1 | wasn't, mamina; it w: = ittle . sgt ee ee } should think you would be ashamed of edv known to adof the fever | fever. Iti never fails. r come back.” aid be ashamed t> 3 «an room and get know abou i ; “It's not ashame of, | tor: to know that I cured mys-lf of the | fever imsuch an unprofes-i. miarmer. | If it wasn't that the other doctors wo: say that I had gone bach on the p: sion, I'd ge & every once I ain ing drunk that tIdon't want the dow! ‘sure and see them Sam Levy & Co.' j eonle ¢ eopl ge sufficient water ir cause there is not in the lamp or st or because saw: y Gaugbter It isn’t right, con 8 was quite right, for the play was so bad, | and the actors so powerless to retrieve it. tthe on ® say that if they gos of prosperity ve Nationality of a my dear?” ed Cau- r husband was studying the ANeghany game. +0, it | tied Caution: “sometimes ch and sometimes Chinese.” Parties Wishing to Borrow will Please Remember alton and Tucker Land Mortgage Company, rid do anything with the people. Rates of Interest aR = different times. We make Abstracts by onel set and compare them by the other and thus secure absolute correctness, and will be re. sponsible for them. 6th. We have almost One Million Dollars under our control, and ourarrangenents are such that we can furnish money at low rateS and without AND TERMS were Fire clothing, Firedry goods, Fire boots & shoes, ut fire prices... Harness & Saddlerv Goods. SAM LEVY & CO.! Netice to Tax Payers. Notice is hereby given to tax pay ers of Lone Oak that taxes are not paid by the first of Jan uary, the full penaly will be added This is the last notice to taxpavers to save cost. | E. Watton. J.T. GRAVES & SON, Southeast Corner Square, next to Grange store. Coutinues to carry one of the largest stocks of His Al Farm Harness and Single and Light double harness can’t be beat in quality and price. Comeand examine. A full line of . Saddles for Men, Boys, Ladies, Misses We sel! township and everebody st bottom prices _ Horse Blankets, Robes, Whips, Lashes, Curry Combs, Horse brushes and similar articles as low as the lowest, as well as halters, bridles OUR AIM fret cga and the law enforced. isto sell only first-class goods, to sell them as low os possible, to sell only such goods as we can recommend, to plesee all whe favor us; that is what we ere for and just what we propos todo Repairing neatly done. ~ J.T. GRAVES & SON. 2t All our fire goods must go at once be. Farm for Sale. GIPSON BROS. & CO’S., situated ir 15 te turm, township, lots I will sell my Section t, in summit hundred acres. Divided in suit purchaser. Terms easy. A. Hami.tox. 2 Ge ECT We Real Estate LOAN AND INSURANCE. ALL OUR FIRE GOODS MUST GO AT ONCE, BE SURE AND SEE THEM, SAM L LEVY & CO We would cali attention to the ac. of the well krown firm of Jarvis. Conklin & Co., another column. which This firma has ch alurge amount of business d appears Over Gipson & Badgleys Store, Syndicate Block. WALNUT, MISSOURI. W.M. MILLS. BADGER DRUGS, PINTS, LUMBER O MPA the past few months, ail n the low rate of inte sion charged, the fs contract, and their honesty in de Tr Mr. W. L. Powel! in every se his customers fer rad Fire Clothing, Dealer in Fire dry goods Lumber, Lath, Shingles, Mixed Paint, Lime and Cement. Fire boots « shoes, OIL Ss, at fire prices. | Chemicals. Booksand Wall Paper’ taitroad Prices Duplicated: Sam Levy & Co, : |W. B. CAITTER, Masse i WALNUT, MO, ‘WALNUT, MO. a