The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, December 9, 1885, Page 10

Those who large teles: ope sphe: con mense eyclone~ w HO FOR RISTMAS t t on RUNNING OVER WITH | j | : = ees j } i yi! j a i | ] j ; ; ! F Of Every Description and | i i From | fason, inva to rit from a = ee ee ae of the di minute an mplicated details with exquisite distinct — hare P. Ho: ard, wnicpula’ See nee Af j —_$—_—— ¢ <—-____—_ : | Low Ware Wahas J - 7.3 1 | A rural school: n Indians asked ; | a pupil named William Scott, the other 4 a} day, which was the longest river in the : world, and William persisted in credit- 3 ing that honor to the W: i As a re- s another result : peared | 7 pene sear he pleas- antiv mage ‘ “He ar 1 1 “Are you the critter as licked Bil ott fur sucking up fur the Wabash?" The same, sir.” 1, Bill happe I've com: fur to Positively the citizens of Butler and surround- ing country will find our store in the ——hands of—- ancl Wwhalin’ e n geography.” “Can you Iam through with the cla ge?” asked the ] tenchor. “Oh! Ds pose ruder the i cumstances i shu: ye know.” oF “Certainly. Tnever keep a gentle- @ men waiting when Tcan help it. Sit : down on the wood Mr. Scott. I'll come out and tainutes.”” At tho end of th: teacher reappenr once rushed upen the waiting and blacked his eyes, broke his jaw and fattened hi nose. By and by Mr. Scott said be had all he wanted, and added ted time th Our stock of candies, toys, nats and dolls ate arriving and will be opened up in time for BORS Sena eek UL es * “aristm: and before you buy, we want you Hor drop in and see our line of ant own fo) ' 2 : 3 tinto me in tu elass style, and when I git home and git my paws onto my son Bill hell come to “eve that there hain’t nuff water in the wash to wash his mother’s fest with! x-zon! Good-by, critter!” —_—_—— + << -_—_- Big Nuggets of Gold. In the winter of ‘49 the writer of this saw and handled the largest piece o! gold that had yet been found in Califor by It weighed twenty-two pounds and nine ounces, end was estimated, by care: ful weighing in water and otherwise, ts contain about five pounds of quartz, the rest being pure gold. The finder sold if tor $5,000, and it wes subsequentiy sole in San F i for $10,000. Tt f z a Known us thy 2 County Woud’s Cre ng We have spared neither time, money or ‘wable in selecting them that you might make jour children’s eyes and heart dance with kon of 2n coyoteiig”” tthe whites and others hb: and abandoned in the outskir CHRISTMAS MORNING. town. As soon as he found it he w oft, took to the near be Koand low! 8500 on ft ons ia Sq ath cor Neturalle, whee the “game tote on thx ve the t Kept | fay or two, oi comes t ve MEORLLN ne information: ~ Blending ava the Li i statement vr feund in meat cat complete stack and larzest aasort- :raore than : : $21,000 is an erroneous Gie lie says that J. J. Finney, ‘Old Virgi found a piece of guid about. si 2 fron: ee Downieville, Sierra Count the 21st of August 1857, thet weighed 5,000 ounces. The gold of that vicinity w worth $18 an ounce, which would) m: the ne of the on some $90,000. This would make th: aney nucyei the largest piece of pure gold eres diseev- ered, so fur as accounts Heretetore the Ausiratian nuggei, found in the Bal- In ld-tields, has xen considanal the It was valeod at $$10m FF i was Don": % Ben of tors tand back and wait until our dine and candies have beea picket o This investigation is extende one should mies the opportun Chas, Endres, &¢ not tam l- BERt door to sam : ‘Besiuare “l. Levy &@ Ca. cast side of | wis | t A Partial Sace-sa A Burrowin Bird. There is a woman g down How- _4 More quiet picture is afforded by th ard street who re the newspapers. hill where the suks brood They re She read in an aper the other day 3 raluck in shape, excep Ty that a Boston woman cured her husbant 1 t »and not be steps wher play over started to run t stepped on and was just ch horsewhip around him, and 2 | walked over un scarcely had the | strength left to climb out of the yard in front of : ». § boot. The injured In f house and ad ther entered tt in plot in ore didn’t ri ou nd ‘ound br ! at looked li soon leart Bost : me and buried in t birds to pass | ed.—betroit Free ra the inside so oO | an e two bird. How Te Eat ¢ pes. the height, t sae ; y and anxiously ind threw themselves seream- ich was soon covered . Without | g. or sceding, or But thousands vht -some disea both | -dthe noise of u raging storm.—D. ws Popular . cience whose ery res gantic surf « Aired EL bre Month y. ef a gi- a gi to _— oe | to it, isto « sity to see and jt ta! On Mr. Beecher’s re ist { any to eat t * | the most agreeable, In honor of the Beecher party | lesome way. It is want of bulk that | they set up a sumptuous dinner, which i I makes our food indigestible in r | the travelers heartily appreciated. Aiter | s. It is obviows that there is » | dinner Brother Beecher (by request) | double advantage, if this theory be the | placed his sutograph at the top of the correct one, for one pound of grapes | page of the big hotel register in a fear- would “gx f > ttvo pounds eaten | i s hand, and great was the curiosity of the other Loston Hera d. the community to see the signature of i Tae the noted speaker, in so much that it was None of His Business, Anyhow. arefully guarded by Mrssrs. Handley & | Sinnott, but to their great grief one morning the name of Brother Beecher had disappeared from the hotel register. A few days ago the edito ton (Pa.) Aepud can met a well-dressed and badly-scar g Gerinan on one of the mount own, who told a story about meeting 2 panther with a | pig in its mouth on turnpike a mile away. The d young man said: T vos shust come along der mountain, of the Fil- i | i i t i } | i | $20 for the recovery of his signature, but in vain; no one responded. this hotel at the time was a barber by the name of Steinmetz, a man of good excit j Ven der shumped from der bush, down | 2nd sober kabits, who was noticed to be | der 1 ai big ting, mit von | 0D 2 big spree (after the reward was pig in de mc fein Got. Tknowt 1 offered), and all his friends could say or do to restrain him were in vain. One night soon after the porter heard a heavy ‘fall above, and flew up to Steinmetz’ room, and, horrified, saw the poor man dead upon the floor. An inquest was called, and lo! the lost signature of | Brother Beecher was found in his pocket. be jury brought in a verdict: vot it Tos. tog, und it ¢ x like von pig pull mpt up der tree to von pig nto make der pones of der I knowt | hot vot vo r said it | a vos von dey hert de | from overdrinking, which was caused by panes rowls ov de ting, | ag Beecher's git shu-t so as Tvos, and | ed dey didn’t van do mit it to of hydropho- They immediately offered a reward of | Stopping at | “Died | — ee = ie Immense Stock of BOOTS AND SHOES, Taving been damaged by the late fire, will placed on sale at ‘ « Greatly Reduced Prices! entire stock, and will make { [t vos none oF << how much Past > > oo Hydraphot | pig bones it git out of der . 1 5 i schrape mit my own. t ion dogs ns - the | The incidest was relaced in iown, and | at bevkoinng the bun- am a m1 2cf r created much Ianghier. “With shot guns | ve died in the { l am deter mined to cle se out my and rifles a large crowd went to the | 2 | was killer. a eae _ Roach om Detirqaents. steur is not i i » hes an eccentric mer- not care what hv say: issued an widress to his { in wnich he handles Greenville, A chant who docs Receatly height in poodle deg and bulldog.Come. Pasteur invited me to accompany and we smited, carrying rab’ us ina basker. ‘Lae twod oves. Here's a speci- | to the last degre. loge Coy ot dunning delinquent ! cially, an -pormeou owled and is eonsiderable com | foamed in its cage. A bar of iron was “This is my last ap- j held out to him; h i !f upon things to the last ex- | it, and there was a great ty in took out for riders, executions. writs, lawyers, They will skin you or wool off | drawing it away from his bloody fangs. ; One of the rabbits was then brought near to the cage, and its drooping ear was allowed to pass through the bars. But and sheri i } your head and fill of your teeth. | notwithstanding this provocation the dog } Who made you poor, and what has that | thing himself down at the bottom of his {todo with justice, trath, and honesty? | and refused to bite. Two youths cause is your big stomuch and litle H then threw a cord wrth a slip loop over s. tis your eternal get- | the dog as a lasso is thrown. The ani- i ting and wanting and baying and loaf | mal was caught and drawn tothe edge g. and too lazy and indo rour debts and make bi little security, buying allt {ofthe cage. There they managed to get hold of him and secure his jaws, and the dog, suffocating with fury,his eyes blood- shot, and his body convulsed with a vio- lent spasm, was extended upon a table t to pay mortgages and he year, eating and drinking, chewing and squinting end loafing, and when pay day comes, } t { | : old man Wilkinson has broken me all!and held motionless, while Pasteur, hu You know you tell an unmitigated i leaning over his foaming heed at the | ——-every time you say so; you made | distance of a finger’s breadth, sucked up | the Mortgage. and you ate up and wore | into a narrow tube some drops of sali | out the goods, and you never paid for | In the hesement of the veterinary sur. 1th Sow settle sand stop this ever- | ceon's house witnessing this formidable } Par up sad give satis- | tete-atete. I thought Pasteur grander him 7 ay on and be aman.’ —Fafuusca (Ale.) ther i than It ore. — t, I {9 Sentes, nome —= + x. 2 wondertal 2 history. Of thy 1,412 ise the picture story iand 625 trivs of the La at the laxt > with Porta ; Great Britain « Year to th many tw the womens pliod | + teDocry wes made to of the new cativatral, | which wss Grdicated at Bayees : Rs value = sestimebla a <0 j atigeely more “bre sali i that the Uactsd Stare Pye coim wits Fam pooner | ised ae te hin, | { Prices so Low | That it will induce you to Buy NOW i Call and . f vou want anything in my line. see for yourselves, Max Weiner.