The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, October 28, 1885, Page 7

Reo Star: } the unconverted wilds of the east, =f where mugwumpery born and | tenderteet attain lest state mes 4 mt ot sensitiveness, came out to ma? | querque to yisit a walking along Railroad ayenue, [said tohis friend: **There goe OUGH man I met up ! the J irs natural es Free from places macetiee and Poisons. | ME LaH d ‘ “A PROMPT, SAFE, SURE CURE _ ae : oe Yor Coughs, Sore Throat, Woarcences, Influenza, 1 Lenge eee ’ = Price SOc sand Deal. jtry to < nto th tr grits parker wilt recetre tu 0 bottles, Expresscharge 4 jing a short distance turth he asked: id. by sending one doitar to THE CHARLES A. YOGELER COMPANY, Bole Owners aud Manufacture altinore, Maryland, T.8. A. ” | “Where are those J so muct | which I see papers? **You should say Haymess Springs; | - they are over the mountains about : MV l ELS | 60 miles.”’ **Darn the languave—it wedded wi In | - C F] breaks me ull up. i pretty as a twice-dishonered hus- | j-nice house over ther Armijo |b with Miss Evans. He = Neuen house, isn’t it??? You mean that! was f ib 2r and she grad- NORTH MAIN S1 Armiho house; yes, it’s a good one, } ually rated by him. too.”? “Damsichawav of abusing | There was no outer beauty on either the Enghsh alphabet. I reckon, | side; Lewes was one of tl hen, that must be the Haffa Broti and | | ers’ store down the street | trac: | | “No, that 1s not a Spani , tion, if we acc of | {think it 1s french. However, it is| her voice and the s: , ot | pronounced asspelled.””— W how | the expression of eyes. Each in the h—1 is a fellow goin’ tell | saw the vision of the other “in the DEALER IN z what’s Spanish and what isn’t?|}mind.”’ Miss Evans, repudiating | § % Why couldn’t they build | the tech lity of the English law, } their language according to] consented to be united to Mr Lewes, les, Caria CS, the original plans?’ “Uh, you’il| went abroad with him, was married op soon catch on. You will find it to him, we think in sume foreign satest to give the Spanish pronur }citv, and returned to land a kind i SPRING WAGONS, £ ation to nearly everyth here.”’ | of a social rebel, frowned upon by | Bs Be: An hoar later they sat down to the!all women except those intimate table of the San Felipe hotel, and | friends who knew her motives and = atter scanning the bill of tare the | never taltered in their triends p: As iFThe ‘eh : ct From in | stranger said to the waiter: ‘*You | she never souzht “‘society,’’ and rath- ia Sei may bring me a nice huicy piece | di i O with exem- roast beef, some pig*s howl with! plary patience all the social disad- caper sauce, some fricaseed hack-| vantages ot her .ilegal rather than 6 ales y 6S rabbit, some pork with apple helly, | immoral conduct. Seven years be- boiled potatoes with hackets on fore her union we find in one of her Le ay Sold at unskun, you know—some tarts with | letters this remark about the novel | currant ja—mean currant ham, and, | of “Jane Eyre,’’ then the literary — SS ah, some—’’ At this point the | sensation ot season: ‘All self ee oe or thes oF fens waiter swooned and the guests in the | sacrifice 1s good, but one would like Me seetetoa patent — room let out a roar of laughte1 that} it to be a somewhat nobler cause . gave the chandeliers the chills and | than that ot a diabolical law which ULHOLLAND fever. "This made the stranger med, | chains a man, ee and body, to a and he leaped to his feet like a crazy man, took off his coat and | putrefying carcass. After her mar- threw it} riage she wrote to her friend Mrs. down on the floor and stamped on it} Bray that ‘tany unworldly, unsuper- and howled: stitious woman who is sufficiently SPRIN This Spring is the best becouse there is no side bar in the way of turning; because there is wpiteching; because it is the strongest and vtniest riding spring made “You fellers are try- | in’ to play me for a sucker, but by} the eternal you’ve struck the wrong snag! Whoope! (and he jumped acquainted with the realities ot Ife can pronounce my relations to Mr. Lewes immoral; I can only under- WiILITAM up and slapped his fists) I’m a de-! stand by remembering how subtile WELL COLLEGE! stroyin’ cyctone trom Illinoy, an’ I} and complex are the influences #} kin lick the hull crowd! Spanish? | which would opinion.”” 1 kin sling more Spanish in a holv! Whatever can be thought of the LIBERTY, MISSOURI. pices of the Mo, I Associanion. minute than Montezuma could in a | legality or morality of the connection year! Kin I?) Well I should ehacu- j there can be no doubt it lead to the late that [ kin! Let some idiot pull} happiest results to both parties. off his hacket and hump onto me, an’ | Lewes had been practically homeless the first time U hit There was danger that his children would grow up un educated and uncared for. He was } tast drifting into Bohemian habits. (nder the A Baptist Gene AFint-Class Institution for the Education of Young Men. Three Departments—Pre- paratory, College, Theology. THOROUGH -:- TRAINING fer Business, for Teaching or for Professional Thirty-sixth year begins "im ne’ll think be Spanish? Oh, My name’s Jeremi—I mean Heremiah Hones, from Hack- | sonville, when for two years. has the him-hams! 1 guess not! an’ Illinoy, my | Four years after his new marriage THURSDAY, SEPT, 3, 85 dander’s up I'm a ravin’ hyena!) Mrs. Lewes States in her journal that iaht a You played me for a sucker, but} their *‘double life 1s more and more Tuftion and incidental fees, $21.50 per term z | ‘Mweeks, in advance you. musn’t hudge a man by his} blessed—more and more complete.”’ |, Toom rent, fuel and lights S2to $4 pec , ae 4 = Ey Tuition free to ministerial students | looks. Whoop, go sound the hubi-! A few weeks after Lewes writes in sons of Baptist ministers. . — ; Foreatalogue address lee. Somebody come out and tace | his journa! that he owes an_ intellec- Jas G Clark, me. Let some him crow galoot/tual debt of gratitude to Herbert sHo8 Chairman of Faculty. come to the front and criticise my! Spencer. He Says: Spanish hargon!’’? His frend got | “My acquaintance with him was hold of him and took him trom the! the brightest ray in a very dreary ALWAYS in the LEAD! : 3 i peas Sige ee —_ room, and as he went through the wasted period of my lite. = BELDING Ss door he remarked: **I kin ke a; T owe him another and deeper debt. hoke, but by Hesus it makes me! ]t was through him that I learned to mad for a lot 0° hackasses to try to! know Marian—to know her was to play me for a y1°’—Albu- | love her—and since then my lite has greeny querque Democrat. been a new birth. To her I owe all = —_—_— |my prosperity and happiness. Goa} s Length strengls . Bestieiy i Missouri Patenis. bless her!’’—North American Re- | . ee 3 NO EQUAL! Mi Haseltine 5 Bro. patent| view. warded HIGHEST PREMIUMS at a ER eines a | all INDUSTRIAL Exhibitions. ae dae ee — ane The Biter Bitten. Its immense popu ity is js due solely tothe | (he foliowmeg list of Patents which oR g as a ie j trinsic Merit of the gvods. were issued to citizens ot Mussouri | Bee SS a Philadelphia bartender to a | tomer the other day. **Oh, it’s nothing but paste,”” said | 'the stranger with a “There is no paste about that,’” said the bar- “That’s what ee | cus— ek: & 4.P. But- ra; L. Deruelle, Chelteham, brick machine: N. Kansas : ly, dar, durin : BROWNING &COYLE,St.Louis,Mo. Ag-nts for the WEST and SOUTH. MILLS | Bopsmeat: Sotion. "TON, Mass- “For Sale by e by Doi = Everywhere. Deldin x Knitting Ba Machine Tyrist, But- u and Kensington ve wail fee paints ef Supar- their Spoon SILB ng the past wee Fooes Eckles Frow, ler, ¢ 1 +. laugh. —— as r> MM: y. reclining c tender increduously. rlam fixt s It is, ith took it stranger carlessly t of $75. fine wo at 1e de her is not looked Next € red at bis ore Money ¢ ¥ taking an he said to him, rather -*Have vou None fail. Harr Te me tol I wou! an fay = | **Certainly,”’ ; GEO. O. FAULHABER, he and removed the finger. to a “One mnsense,”? was the 1 ,Ptell you not Worth ti don't War »posal to purct pr to seil were until the bartender had offered $600, when the said, ‘*You tempt me too mu But I fail to under- stand why you should be gz Pay such a large tor a paste stone. Here it is. Give me the money. But rem yer the stone is paste.’’ “That's all right.’’ said the de- lighted alcoholic concocter. ‘I’m simply struck on it—-that’s all.’’ He hurried to the jeweler with his prize. said, 7 The man looked at it and simply said: SON E ‘Here is the ring,’’ he me the thousand dollars. ty, this 1s nothing but paste.” Of course the scheme at laid bare. changed. was The rings had been ex The chagrined bartender Baas wept. He never expected to but see the stranger again, he had been dealing with no ordinary con-— | fidence man. 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