The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, June 24, 1885, Page 6

ee YARDING THE Cow. ° A Work Demanding the Highest Order of Statesmanship. ee nu s az young culfto a plac Two Dallas colored Sam e take a cow and calf and put them in Mr. Thornas Carlyle, who lives at the end of Elm | After trying in vain to get} the yard of the owner, street. the cow to understand in which di- rection they preferred she should go, Sam and Bill called a cabinet meet- | ing, at which the the campaign was Sam was to take up} agreed upon: i: the calf in his arms while Bill was to hold the cow back ah by the rope which was fastened to her horns. “Et she goes to fast,’’ said Bill, | **J’1 jest hold her back.’’ “And if she don’t follow fast] enough, I'll jest twist the calf’s tail, | and den she will come right along,’’ said Sam. Sam took went up the calf and i Sill, i erto get 2 ahead, while Bill, in order to get a rope around real good hold, tied tt his wrist. The procession proceeded slowly in the desired direction, and destination would have reached its safely had not Satan tempted Bull to get off a joke on Sam, so he called} out; “Sam, jest twist dat calf’s tail.’’ Sam did so, and the calf bleated } as if it was opposed to an encore to the performance. The old cow began to trot. So} did Sam, holding on to the calf as 1f| he had stolen it. Then the fun be- | gan. For every once in a while the | cow would polish her horns in the ceiling of Sam’s pants. Bill could not get his hands out of the rope. and, as he had short legs, he had hard work keeping up with the pro- cession, or rather in not letting go. He ran so fast that the kinks in his wool straightened out. Finally he gasped: “Sam, ontwist dat calt’s tail.’” Sam’s legs moved so rapidly that they looked like the spokes of a buggy, but he called back: “Look out dar, niggah, don’t let go dat rope, de cow’s a gainin’ on me.’” “Drap de calf, Sam,”’ called poor | Bill, whose arm was coming out ot ite sockets. ‘*Drap de calf, for I can’t keep up widde cow. Goslow niggah, or I'll turn de cow loose on you,’’ which, however he was un-; able to do. Bill made the next fifty yards on his back, he still unwillingly retaining his hold on the rope. Fortunately, | the cow overtook Sam, and in return | for his kindness in picking up the} calf, she picked him up on her horns | Car- Mr. was ra and threw him over into Bu, sing the cow, thought he lyle’s yard who tired ot c over and see wl e appeared to ur would cl was doing. that dir stand his wishes i she started on a run to hel he was a or rather in, but he went field done without her assistance. adout ten fe into the than he wo was neither of them so bad! they were when old Carlyle rid and tc so the dollar belonged to +h the owner of the cow. Itis thought a lawsuit will grow |i out ot th atter.—A. R. Sweet,-in Nn gives t glowing descripti “T landed in + Went to bed, had a good | Service Commission, g | Were then interred in | yard, in front of Gov. S late residence. A very impressive contribution to | political history was iz by Mr. 2 Dav Du ge, on land urgent que soon make a very serious Cry axtradition of dvna by Pre dent debated Mic Curtis, and Justice Dorman B. E igan University, George Ticknor | Cooley. | Its of that of the Clarke shows t any scheme tor Bri ation, and Thomas W. Knox a brief but in progress of Asia, The oth Gail Hamilton practice, and one on prohib: y Rev. Dr. C. Parkhurst on the d Ea These, wit nents mal tianity. fre ber of unusual in and com ted age of man we Id friend; tor just has completed But outward year. new cover, and inward youth with « ly it seems more vigorous than ever. Alexander H. Stephens. Augusta, Ga., June 10.—The re- mains of the late Governor Alexan- der H. Stephens were to-day taken from the vault in Atlanta, where they were interred on March 8, 1853, carried to Crawfordsville, his The body was conveyed and old home. in a special train and was accompan- ied by United States Senators Brown and Colquitt, Governor McDaniel, ex-Governor Boynton, the State ot- ficers and other prominet citizens. At Crawtordsville a large delegation ot citizens from Augusta, with a military {batallion, met the train. The carried to the church adjoining Liberty Hall. Gen. Toombs, the life-long friend of Mr. Stephens, was too unwell to be pres- ent. Congressman elect G. J. Barnes President ot the Stephens Memorial Association, therefore delivered the Addresses were made also remains were eulogy. | by Hon. Henry Jackson, of Atlanta, The rema Libert and Goy. McDamel. ldr to address He said the election of Mr. Jefferson Bayard in his recent Missouri University. presidency in 1800 was accon fluence and through the Alex ory, yspepsia, Indigestion, Weakness. Impure Blood, Malaria,Chillsand Fevers, and Neuralgt erosse 1 son wrapper. Take no oth Kade ouly by BRUWN CHEMICAL CO, BALTINORE, MD, aust wnat yoo, 4 ’* and when he was talked ot as ‘hickory try cross-roads, Good Agents wanteed. ENEY ANVIL VISE CO. r MICciH: | THE BEST LINE EAST il | Unio & Mississippi s Fe The Ok s, don’t you think ht abst irl Is roiler sk each to the rink? ‘Are you crazy ?’’ sst. 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