The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, May 27, 1885, Page 2

oe avaricious an book a it. I dont ca for it w € Tis ywat tion. 1 the JastZot Ju al need of met espe crtity wai, Wie to protect our neurrality. cate job, but I have had experience in these matters in congress and teel Mv my capable of hanc ling 1t. hook. say. JT will devote my time to About cannot You see. the majority of nv successor I candidates are chary about coming into the field first one is jumped upon. because the I know of one who would be elected but do nut care to. give his name. My district isa peculiar one. When I was first elected from New York Iran sga:nst a man named Starr. rand had got him- He was a butc self in tracts or something in his meat bad and I beat him and they te 1 bad repute— had con- was votes by 3,000 Id him he ht to have kown that Stars came alter ‘Sunset.’ and Mr. Cox went out of the White house door laughing heartily. The N-w Postal Law, To take effect on and atter July 1, 1855: 1. Sealed letters to go anywhere in the United States for 2 cents on each full ounce instead of halt an ounce for 2 cents; over I ounce and up to 2 ounces, 4 cents, and so on. The tull ounce weight will apply to drop letters delivered for 1 cent where the carrier is not in operation. Registered newspapers, bygpublishers or news-dealers, one sent cent per pound, to include regular and specimen copies. Other papers, sent by anyone, t cent tor each four ounces or fraction of 4 ounces. 3- Articles in newspapers may be marked with pen or pencil to call attention to them, but no’ words or figures can be used. This is not now allowed to publishers sending papers by pound rates. 4- Apspecial stamp (costing ro cents put upon a letter going to any place having 4,000 population. sc- cording to the U. 8. Census, and to other places that may be hereafter specially designated by the Depart- ment, willbe immediately deliyered by a special messenger; provided recipient lives within one mile of the post-office, or its sub-stations in Jarge ciues. Letters arriving atter midnight not thus delivered. Fun fora Newspaper Man. During an excursion from Pittsburg while at Cleveland the Kennard house was crowded, when a druggist appeared late at night at} the hotel office and demanded a bed. The clerk replied that there were only two vacant beds in _ the . wherein was quartered a Pitt house, sburg Morning newspaper man and the other a Pittsburg evening news man, who were with the excur “To teil the,truth, they are pretty drunk: so you may take your both choice as to which room you will leep in.” The druggi his chances with the eveniag t sard he would Paper man, and he would doubtless be so drunk that he wor all night. soon sound asleep. however, awa and, think 1 list The kened about 12 o'clock, journ git long time between -anwhile one | j got out Learned, Politics’? by Gail Hamilton; Swearing Habit,” by E. P. W and ‘French Spoliation Claims, re policy ot} to- by Edward Everett. the Roman Catholic h ward our public schools is assailed j rarchy m a learned essay by a new polemic, i Mr. M. C. O’ Byrne, of North Car- nded by Bishop Keane with equal erudition. It 1s a most interesting double pre- “irgi sentation an impending issue. “How Women Dress?’ is answered by Charles Dudley War- ner, Elizabeth Stuart Pheips, Dr. W. A. Hammond, Dr. Kate J. Jackson, and Mrs. E. M. King, ish leader of the dress r ot shall the Eng form movement. Children in Spring. s warm weat! dows are thrown open, anged, ¢ w dren are invited into is cl sicknesses the open air, many Greens, asparagus gendered. ish eaten with vinegar by nurs— are and ing mothers, are almost certain to ants. Col- | upset the stomachs of ic, flatulency, indigestion, constipa- tion, diarrha. sleeplessness tevers over the boat take | news- | d be quiet | ie went to bed and was! drinks, dressed himselt unconsciously | in the druggn: clothes and sallied out. he treated all presert: “Funniest thing Lever heard of. When I went to bed iast n: had 25 cents to my ne, and now Pye got over $100 (showing a corp ? ot bills,) and I'm bound to totit b ulent ro sleep at had con Ever and anon he muttered as } tlonly ! furnished no remedy tor promptly assimilating food, overcoming celds and correcting the system, equal to the published tormula of Castoria. it is a practically perfect remedy for children. Soothing Syrups and every other I dons th . e = ed a me ‘kept and eruptions are causec by unas- | young t similated food. Medical history has | it is for br Paregoric, Poppy drops, | other day would be too large for any binding. wit There is on The girls can Mother Hub An Indi ated engi cout for r ‘Do cats think? y somet y with the hty poor shot with a bootjack. A little boy | that the teacher cc name. says, ‘*she Detroit o AND HUMOR. e mi “ew ies w mes think the night- > OL compl ldn'’t remember b “When she speaks lways calls me Silenc nan is writing about kisses howev in literature. There cann be much more kissing in literature un- til more ladies shall be put upon the editorial staff. It has been eons were inv era. This fac remarkable th have ever arrived. “Captain! ous travel I'm sure it dear sir,”’ re youa} inded a: this is le: let him off. A new book i ings of ¢ to fave the Men?” We Ay, unc discovered ented bef *t makes it nat a Chris in Verm 1 Gre ean then it out of And ork had blown «. Miss Blank. d like to have Pretty f he knows Big boy know."* She school.”” short Say- ‘n are we of Short question of a oftice the book Sayings asked this little man who came into the d he says such* a c ‘ Wife—I notice a statement to the ef- known remedy for children, contains | fect that in this city every year $22,000, - morphine or opium. They are dan- 000 are spent for liqu rT, but onl s Cast a conts ona $7,000,000 for religion. hat’s signifi- serous. OC en cant. Husband—Significant of what? cotic substance whatever and is | Wife—That you men are having a ple: haves Millions ot delighted | #2ter time in this world than you will eee 2 ae in the next. mothers attest that Castoria cures The broad pronunciation of the vow- children’s complaints with prompt- | els is e The properties of Mishler’s Herb Bit- ters are wholly medicinal. It is com- pounded on ssientific principles upon a German tormula, 200 years old, Clergy- men, temperance people, and all other classes who oppose strong dringon prin- ciple, endorse and recommend our great household remedy. It is a sure cure tor kidney and liver complaints. Many funny tales have been told : on the visitors to the World’s fair at New Orleans, but Geo. 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