The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, March 11, 1885, Page 2

i (ra SB op IER 319 oc) 1 A ‘chin-holder’ bas been nvented Unfortunately, it is not intended for congressmen. it is designed for violin players. oo our little dauz yhter is ‘the child I ever knew,’ most 1 immediately, another, adding om 5 “for an only child. Ba- —Harpers var. Did you ever sorce of horror that runs througe 4 funny the cold th soci party when a would-be man gets up to cripple a comic Fall Kiver Advance. Si ence ee a A little four-year-old while com— ing down stairs wus cautioned by his balance. song ?— fond mamma no to lose bis ‘6And where would my balance go to,’’ he queried, sep I lost rae Poverty has its cares, my son, but then wealth has its scares too, more than poverty, ten to one. Look at the panics on the money market ev- ery week! Did you everhear ot a financial panic in an Brooklvn Eeagle. “So Mr. Blank v Servant-—**Yes, sir.” told him what I said, I “Yes, sir.’ ‘Did he alms house ?— here to day?” “*And suppose? you take um “f didn’t notice, sir; but it he did he’ll bring it back. He sa yerv particular gentleman, you know. ”’ Tins uncomplimentary but) char just acteristic epitaph by Burns has Dumfries: Beneath these Rtodes, wha Jne’er was kenned to drink cauld whisky been tound in sods ties crunken water, like clack o’ mill the aul inspired his tongue wi’ endless clatter. A very fearful accident occurred while leaving the tt Denison. Elis pocket $17.50. The sicker ing feature ot the accident is to be found to a yenticman tr was picked of in the fact that the money was in- tended for the purchase of 2 bonnet for his wife. Those people comprising the inner circles of what terms itselt sO society, "tis said, ‘They appendages to a vulgar and It is to much like the soldier think. — Mid- have issued an edict, against beards and mustaches. consider such man’s fi place. and the brigand, dletown Press. common- they There is no blank so olaak as the blank that apnears before a man when he gets up in a public assem- bly and forgets what he is going to say—unless it is the blank which aps pears before an amateur ina skating ring when his leg- begin to spread out and he don’t know which one to follow.—Burlington Free Fress. A bookmaker witnesses street the accidental death of an quaintance. He sets off to break the to the widow. He charged not to tell her coo abruptly. At the house he for “Mme. Widow X.’’) “Iam Mme. X the lady, ‘but Lam net a widow.” “Would you like to bet on it??? re- sponded bookmaker.—Wafted im the ac is news asks "says the 1 France. De. C hitting 60,000 balls in six days. ot The achtevement has had no perceptibie effect upon business yet. The doctor used a rifle in hitting the balls, It he had corraled the balls mto a pile and used a baseball club or a brick he might have hit them in one day and had five days to spare to devote to cellar or sawing wood or something that way. But don’t he ever thought of that.—Norristown Her- ald. bis task Carver fancied all digging a we suppose it may not be generally known nat Missour: has a rat law, but such is the case; and a bill has been in- troduced in the state senate to repeal what is known as the “Sam Davis rat law.’’ The act authorizes county Courts to offer a reward of not more than 5 cents tor each rat scalp. The dog iaw has commanded consider- able attention at this session of the general assembly, but somehow no i er hasas yet introduced any ili velanng to cats. The feline m- resis in Missouri are evidently be- J negiectea. fo any body who has disease of throat > lungs, we will send proot that Piso’s Cure for Consumption has cured the same Se in other cases. Address E.T. Hazertixe, Warren, P2- best i > said one lady to | | It is reported that Mr. y **never sick #@ Gay } was at Wir- } discoverec It has been ginia once had the president and three cabinet officers. It looks as if the process of jrascals that are to De i t 1 by x 1 j would be headed by Marshal Lot | Wright ot Obi The Rhode Istand state campaig | ot this spring Ww li pr »bably be bos interesting by the number of tckets in the field. | z What Jefferson did mm the admin the stration of governn.ent eighty years ago docs not necessarily con- stitute 2 fe to wise action to- guic dav. : **Mrs. t The Boston Globe says Gen. Tom Thamb, marry @ now creating some in, 1s A few old maids think social stir. should be contented with having hifetrm she had one husband in her Mrs. Thumb, however, might pleac that even it she has had one h band. it was only a very hitte one. A @emarkable Fscape. ) turned out} | graod who is about. to | Mrs. Mary A. Dailey, of Tunkhannock | Pa.. was afflicted for six years with Asth- ma and brenchitis, during which time the best physicians could tve her no re- lief. Her life was despaired of, until in last October she procured a bottle of Dr. n immedinte nuing its use completely | tew King’s New discovery, wr relicr was telt, and by co tora short time she was cured, gaining in flesh 50 ibs. in a 25 of this c of all throat and Jung diseases at F. Craumiy & Co’s. drug store. La botties $1.00. 4 } The triends of Sumner, Charles who remember Mr. Lamar’s speech upon tl occasion of the funeral oO ions in Congress, whi not con sider that the president was in t ad company when spending an evening 1 Mississ:ppi. with the senator tr *Permanent.”” ‘There are medicines which gtve only temporary relict and then leave the su ff- e1or worse off than cefore, especially in dvysdepsia. Remember that tthis ts not the way with Brown’s Iron sitters. See whot Mr. J. M. Gains, of Gaine, S. Co s y> about the prince of tonics, **My wile has becn greatly benefited by it; she had been trgubled with dyspepsia tor years, and now I believe soe is permanently curedr’”’? It also cares kidnev and liver complaidts. Durbin Ward ot Ono denies that office from Presi- This, it is beheved, he is seeking an dent Cleveland. is the only instance in the whole course ot t old m which he has been able to plead not general's lite guilty to that charge. Agreeable to Everybody. Col. Robert G. Kiag, for ten vears deputy collector internal revenue, Balti- more, writes: I endorse the Red Star Cough cure, Ihave used it in my family tor aviolent cough and tound itexcellent Its use was entirely free from the dee ress- ing etfects ot other cough remedies. It can readilv be taken, and agrees with and benefits evervbody suffering trom throat and lung tro} The reliet is pe nent, and there 1s no reaction. oles. ‘Those New Hampshire politicians who look ahead to 1886 predict that Charles H. Sawyer, a woollen man- ufacturer, v be the ablican gubernatorial candidate, Frank Jones, the beer brewer cratic candidate. The b regulater ev suffering Bitters urinary or- gans appetizer, tonic ulant, will a ays find Etce bestand only certain }cu urely and quick- 1onev refunded. 2 by F. M. Crur i | ' | Constitution Cleveland acts like a man } poses to try | has gone to work int | he first caught his remarks = tb his ow: Have used Tongalin: in t gia, neuralgiaof the heart, rheumotism; secured relic: and also in one obstinate care, where nedies tailed. . B, Pettijoh Indianano is Ind- G — SHOP SOUTH MAIN ST. | Double & Single Barrel Guns Made te order. Repairing ac 43m. B, LONDON. { Near Ringgold, Ga., asm ich tured w ca tortoise Was Cap ory On its s a little engraved I prepors to keep on hana camotives et American rai The numt longing !o lroads is suthority on placed, by an ject, at 29.227- Reckoning the e rotive at 25 years, ¢t ize nstructed annually in order to ma stock. A car wheel lasts abe years: We are using .000,000 of } them and produce 1,250,000 yearly. and Farmer. The American Bree and Farmers’ Journal. P al, pro gressive, reliable. $1.0c0 1m prizes for essays uoopr c s and farin topics du Mug year. 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