The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, January 28, 1885, Page 6

« so ! rs hz 1 if he w de i “trick street ¢ x. Inia Hhing rile Shenandoah Valley Stonewall Jackson, strapped to asaddle, slept for six hours with nis horse vt a sweeping gallop, a courier bolding the guide rein. Napoleon snatched slumber for the oment as his cavalry thundered by within 2 few feet of Yer wan who cannot even enjoy a cat~ nap because a sad and lonely cur around the next corner crawls out of him, at Aus- terlitz. here is a lordly states- his kennel and bays at the moon. “Gentlemen, L have driven an ox- wagon from Sabine Pass to El Paso. Lhave mndden a Caddo dad, and I have rode and from the San to I have slept m the eter- Texas, crawling steer trom lake to Bag led a mule Jacinto the Cibola. nal pine forests of eastern with the deadly tarantulas nd the rattlesnakes his- sing it I have ever lost fifteen minutes sleep since I quit teething, then, by the eternal horned frog of Texas, I don’t know it. “Why, gentlemen, there is not capital in all Europe in which T am not famed as a sound sleeper. n my last visit to Paree, my friend the Count de Latayette, with sociates, got up a device to break my slumber. They rigged an auto- matic sheet-:1ron cat and placed it on my window-sill at the Hotel de Ven- dome, where it yowled and scratched at the window-pane for hours. Well, sir, what do you suppose? [ hope that Santa Anna may rise up and make a conquest of Texas if that sheet-iron cat didn’t get so dis— gusted by midnight that it jumped from the window to the ground, ran around the corner, and has wpever been heard of since.”—Baltitwore Herald, all over me nmye but a some as— Joytully Astonished. Mr. James brunt, deputy Sheriff, Bal- udimore, Maryland, wries: In an eXperi- ence of thirty years I have become ac- pre wwainted with numerous so-called spe- fics tor coughs and colds, but never be- tere experienced such surprising efficacy a8 was obtained trom the Ked Star Cough Cure, I was attacked with a severe deep- seated cold and cough. I s uttered for some time, and tried this valuable reme- dy. Iwas completely cured by the use ef one boitle. = Albertina Greenwald, a a zeyear—j ald child in Cleveland, has two! t@ngues, the second grow the root and Whata wife day! from } en EE: antic A COLORED M4N’S LOS! pecti i cratic party about to be rein w@nd it is the earnest wish « who are persuaded that Democratic views shall | parties; that there uld sien ot the colored vo remnants of past distrust be ed. es the hope that : a few may be appointed to nent positions of honor and trust the north. tend towards a ful the south of the results of the and wou the patriotism im In conn the country exciting ored people more tree material and like questions ct policy, may I bee of To this end the colored competent persons some promi in will It would be believes, accept attach and Id elevate, the conclusion **Gentlemen, administration may trom an embars question, and leav to. ¢ ¢ ye your enlightened inf? direction ?”” Vest’s Dog Stories “IT have a dog, said Senator Vest. who had heard a previous crow story, who is much more sagacious than this crow, though he cannot talk. One morning he watched tently while a negro poy blacked shoes. The next mor to where I was sitting w You not believe it, but that dog gotdown ing brush m his mouth. may on his haunch my Ss, spit on took the brush in bed away lke a house a fire. But I must admit that he did not get up his teeth and { much ot a polish. One Sunday while I was living in Sedalia this | dog followed me to church. I no- H ticed that he watched every move- ment’ot the preacher. That after} noon I heard a terrible howlimg of dogs in the back yard. I went out} to see what was the matter, Mv! dog was in the wooasked on his hind legs in an dry goods box. He held down torn almanac with one tore paw and gesticulated with the other, while he swayed his head and howled even more sadly than old heard that morning. This is no intereste< ne Ioh i standing ai the preacher I had; There was an! j; who barkeJ! : stoppin said -Now. heart on that ‘Well el finally, cy amidst the maddening crow stlence which attr: th vorce Mr. TW *-I never hh Electric before the Charley, I have iu my d ‘Tm lawyer. Boston tleman st a save Time epped every by F- afraid that’s a prominent hotel ed, st ‘Hea avens, man! again.” Got arting back. “Got w “Wihy- delir ‘Oh, nonsense! enough. Let me ‘No, six. Yo book. Don’t rpent cra ‘Why, no sir. toz’s signature. ise. say The detendant was a word “Yes,” most called a ce ontin at tint he sa he us own b in melting ton yr will set on it.’ hurriedly at covetec chair.” oabje et, > Charles respond a I he hundreds of all you vy wandered dim t e alert dollars Sold at hat di > A Southern gen- "em ag You're all give you It was a case of breach ot xk t see there?’ » the registe her dav eshr and iek- *T kissed hes house.’ Lawyer tor defendant Lawyer— You | confess it? 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