The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, June 25, 1884, Page 3

Pacific HR. WR. | Mo. R, - & SovTHERN Brancu. LexBO ptier daily as follows: ais -ER, GOING NORTH. Ea - D pe OING SOUTH. . : sania and all point ® For rates and othe f FE. K. C secret Socieizes MASONIC. , ter Lodge, XO- yin each mor imi Chapter I meets second Knights T h month. 4 Commander. Ug the first Tuesde 1.0. 0. FELLOWS. bates Lodge No. 180 meets every Mon- ver Encampment No Hand ath Wednesdays in each month 76 meets the Lawyers. THOS. I. SMITH. 5, LASHBROOK. ASHROOK & SMITH, Attorneys fawfutler, Mo. Will practice in courtsoi Bates and adjvining coun- Collections promptly attended to i Taxes Paid tor Non-residents. fce, front room over Bates county Na- nal Bank. n2 t AS, Francisco. S. P. Frawcisco. WANCISCO BROS. Attorneys at Law, Butler, Mo., will practice in courts.of Bates and adjoining unties. Prompt attention given to col- Office over Wright & Glorius’ dware store 29 Settee HARKINSON & ABERNATHY, At- tomeys at Law, Butler, Mo. Office pst side of the square 22 HENRY, Attorney at Law, Butler, «Mo. Will attend to cases in any of record in Missouri, and do gener- eollecting business. 3 Ps V.BROWN, Notary Public But- ler Mo. Will draw and acknowledge ontracts, leases and all papers re- the acknowledgment or yurat vr. ot Physician P EVERINGHAM, M sand Surgeon. Re wthMain street. Office D., Physici west P IRS or tside of Public Square; first roor 'E §rh of Olive House. L.RICE, M.D., Eclectue Pivsi- ian and Surgeon. Ailcalis prompt attended to. Office up stairs over ly’s Drug Store. W.H. BaLrarn, 3ALLARD, Ho sand Su t fice, front room over P.O. All calls Swered at oflice day night. munication to all parts ot 1 given to |. CHRISTY, RS. CHRISTY & moeopath: or C. BOULWARE, Phy and «Surgeon. Office north side square, ntler, Mo. Diseases of women and chil- a specialty. How Watch Cases are Made. GIN and yet few people know ch case is made, or the vast dit- | erence in the qi ou Warcit Cas InaSorip | ty of them. { { Ptostifien and hold the engraved por- tins in place, and supply strength. The lus is not only necdless, but undesira- because gold is a soft metal and cannot mish the stillness, strength and elasticity . to make the case permanently The perfect watch rine gold with some metal ply that in which the gold is This has been accomplished by Boss’ Goh! Wateh Case Bheaves tive WASTE of need- ye d, and IncREASEs the SoLIDITY and erH of the case, and at the same time the cost ox HALE. tag and close-fitting. must ec will sx step ts Kevitewe Watch Cane Factories, Phtla- Pa, for baa. “tot Pamphlet showing how Bem? and hermes Bata’. Gane are made, (% le continued) { REYNOLDS & SCHWEN 0 i& Shoe Makers’ BUTLER, MO. : she rde to order best ot leather used. ePnerth side ot Square. ag tt BRIDGEFORD & HUPP. mental Heuse —AND— Siga Painters ning, Paper-Hanging. Decor: ign and Buggy Work a a Dp | ae books. | @ ‘credit register, |p reality was the response of the wife |e GLEANINGS. pauper for the passing admirer to sa *‘How pretty she is!”’ 4 fe or “What s dain- A taxiderm st in Reading, Pa., has |ty hand!’ or ‘What fine eyes!” or collection of 75,000 butterflies. “What alovely foot!’ Then the object _Mgr. Capel calls new of admirat turns anc ual mosqu cottor A commerci I those names of grocery bills. A_ Geor. lady entered suit against her husband for divorce, be- cause he would not give her the combi- nation to his safe. Walter Besant recently said that nov- els constitute nine-tenths of the books | who do not p: has | read in England, and nineteen-twenti- eths of the books read in the world. Governor Robinson, of Mas: setts, denounces ‘fashionable drinking” and hopes to see the time when it will be abolished at all social entertain- ments. The New York Common Council has adopted an ordinance limiting the height of buildings hereafter to 7 feet, and on streets of 60 feet wide or less to 60 feet. | The ammoniaphone is the latest in- vention. It enables any one to inhale ‘an artificial, condensed Italian air,” which has the most magical effect on the human voice. Ada Rehan, the actress, used to be Miss Ada Crehan. A printer, mistak- ing her hand-writing, set it up tu read “Ada C. Rehan.’’ Ada Rehan it has since remained. It is said that oysters in England are worth 87 cents a dozen, and would be worth twice as much but for the intro- duction of American oysters, which control the market. Oil speculation has gained such mag- nitude that the sales in the different exchanges aggregate 50,000,000 daily, and there are 36,000,000 pipe line cer- tificates outstanding. It has been figured out by Dr. Wood, the eminent student of nature, that if a | man could eat as much in proportion as a bird he would consume a whole round of beef for his dinner. Aclerk in the Massachusetts State Library was so deeply interested in autographs that he cut the signatures docu- of eminent men from the old ments stored in the archive M. Waddington, French / to England, never goes anywi said, unless accompanied by hi whois an A lady. both his seer their hair shaved into knots and knob; and be rendered generally hideous. Will has sa in ev rouse Ou deck fi in Queen uts for lounging or Anne sty! gE color when it v demolis} we ty-two pupils in the | at Stror own, Texas, scho ruck by “ | though sev« ee | The « t of the rival at the falling timber: 1s not been announced, | A eat belonging to a Yaleville, Conn., »bably be dependent in v has shown much affection for a yon the kindness of the a litter of five 1, and the cat care on the The cat had kittens, four of which di bestows as much chicken as the one k chicken. mot ne R. Kilkeily, of Athione, Ireland, whistled f ir window to his dog | jas the train started. The dog chased the and when it rived at Knoe . ten miles distant, the anim 1,000 yards behind, and reached his or before the train started ag The French soldiers in Algiers are often compelied to remain for hours on marshy ground with noth- ingtorest on. Aiter getting tired of walking and standing, they seat them™ selves on each others knees, one behind the other, arranged in a circle so there will be no end man. A most unfortunate title has the Dukedom of Albany been. It has been adopted five times in Scotland and four times in England. In six cases the title became extinct with the life of the first recipent, and four Dukes of Albany have died violent deaths. It has never passed the second genera- tion. A bit of street car conversation be- tween two Boston girls is thus reported | by the veracious Advertiser of thst town: ‘Oh,’ said one, ‘the sent me such a perfectly lovely bouquet. It | was all tuberoses in the center, with mignonette round that the light pinks outside. On, it was perfectly lovely. ; and I kept it a whole week, and then I | ut it on mother’s grave.” Pitifal in its commonplace, vulgar pleading for her husband's release to the Judge in Special Sessions who said | he ! uncomb | 000,000 of fu ireduced gold, $4,000, | wealth and j cour | est | forth his ‘“‘s the Wwo- n of flowers and ,000, of awnings nding and blank- and shoes $10,000,- of wag- 000 ons fectionery - 000, and of combs, to take care of the $13,000. We are the most peop in the country, it We make about $4,000, 5,000,000 of flowers, $5 3,000,000 of gas-tix nearly $3,000,000 of beaten and X00 of hats and caps, $5,000,000 of jewelry, $ of lead stuff, $6,000,000 of ston $5,000,000 of millinery, $5,000,000 of texiles, $7,000,000 of pianos and tooting things, and $5,500,000 of the delicious oleomargarine. We make $3,000,000 of paints, $ 0,000 of paper-hangings, $1,500,000 of patent medicines, $1,000,- would set 000 of drt 000 of perfumery, $1,000,600 of photo- | graphy, $4,000,000 of pretty things for the plumbers, $5,000,000 of shirts—and this is enough for one shirt to go the entire rounds of the States—$8, 000,000 of silks, $4,000,000 of soap and candles, $3,500,000 of stationery goods, $11,- 500,000 of sugar and sirup, and $2. 000,000 of tobacco and cigars, $2,000,+ 000 of upholstery, and $1,500,000 of wire-work. 1 A Wedding Tour in a Canoe. Down the historic tide of Lake Champlain, in the early days of sum- mer that is to be, will float the frailest, fairyest, strangest bark that was ever launched on the crystal waters. It will bea bridal canoe, fitted with sails of silk, with nickel-plated paddles and mast, and cosii ss than $1,000. In it a your Amerienn gentleman of and his lovely bride will ms ito ‘The canoe is to be wh as a “shadow, hav 1 nd mast, so that ean spread their nlong unwearied idle. They on the Hud- dainty s by the toils of Willi emia son rive Troy, w to Like short poriace der ue over the c Lake pointed fc Every eve tent on the side with prow jueen city of the lake. “y will spread their : some lake- jeweled f itiful bride gather dr vesper of fire, the young : sWuy to the near- ker with the Ad- nd milk. slope of wood for th husband will mak m dison county nd mer foreggs yuse on of the 1 be in ex- ch the city, reraft at our e among the weather clerk and the direc wind. istence L they will grocery stores, and cr islands of that unfortunate hamlet, where they wili stow their canoe aboard a palace-car and steer for the hea ters of the Connect Down beautiful river they will float at leisure, z and health, and when finally they emerge in the blue waters of the sound, they will have their cance put on tne deck of one of the steamers plying be- tween Hartford and New York and so return to the metropolis of the western continent.—Burlingion (Vt.) Free Press. — Ben's Persuader. provision i A Houston (Tex.) correspondent tells the following story of Ben Thompson, the Texas desperado, recently killed at San Antonio: When Ben was City Marshal of Aus- tin an advertising agent was seen by him painting an advertisement of some patent medicine on the outside of a corner grocery. Ben having been in- formed thatthe man had not first ob- tained the owner's consent ordered him to erase it immediately. The painter protested thathe had permission to paint the sign, but Ben was not to be trifled with, Drawing ix’? he thundered, ‘Five minutes to take it off.”” And it was off before five minutes had expired. About the time the painter finished rasing his work the owner of the store appeared, and, seeing the situation of things, informed Thompson that the yesterday: | beat you again.” signedly who: ing “lf aid se skirts than go star the el dren—“‘let him. I'd I let him go he will “Well, let him,”’ re- poor creature, to ung three small chil- ather get a beat- ing.’"—N. ¥. World. For years past the garret at the White House has been filled with a lot of old furniture some of which saw use in Jefferson's time. President Arthur has recognized the craze for the antique by overhauling these long buried stores, and with the resurrected relics has filled up the long corridor that runs along the upper story of the White House. It is unfortunate that the his- | tory of these articles is not known, but |all that can be said of them is that | they were made for the use of his pre- decessors when solid mahogany was the proper thing. In some cities of the republic 3 curi- ous habit prevails of complimenti unknown —— on the —— s course, the lady is accompani a father, brother, mother, or duenna, and { it is considered by all parties quite ———_——— we advertiser had obtained his consent to paint the sign. . Thompson apologized to the man of paint and told him he might repaint the sign. “The fellow care to. . Again came forth Ben's deadly weap- on as he said: Nios «Five minutes to put it up again. And he put it up. aid he believed he didn’t Young Biabbitt has been making ealls at stated intervals for some time in South Clinton. Last Sunday night he called as usual, and after waiting an hour in the parlor the girl's little brother came in, and in rather a shee: ish manner asked to see Blabbitt's nose. **‘See my nose!’’ exclaimed Blabbitt. ‘‘What do you want to see my nose for?” “Well, Plummer Plunkitt was over last night and Maris promised to m: him, and ma said she thought you'd your nose out of joint when you called again.—Appieton | conj | as caused a lo: | was as follows GREAT CALAMITIES. The Record for the First Four Months of 1883 and 1884. maletic every c zony of | unknown ter- and by the xarison merciful be borne total w exceptional dimensions common astrophe: The | 3 in C. cciola carried off | 3; While the Java volcanic eruptior yept 100,000 human beings from the earth. ; What the present year has in store for us can bea matter of only fruitless ecture, but a cx 5 | es of 1884 for the ending with April will probably sur- prise a great many p ons by shov that the number of lives lost by disas- ter this year thus far exceeds the total for the same period in 1883, which was | regarded as especially destructive to humanity. Up to May 1, 1883, the re- cord of disasters, including only such s of twenty lives or more nd rors of swifter and months Newhall House,Milwaukee,.... | Berditscheff, Poland, circus fire, Steamer Cimbria... Powder explosion, Minden, H. Tehichipa, Cal,, railroad accident. Powder explosion, Oakiand, Cal ; Wrecks off British coast. Steamer Ansonia.... Factory panic, Bomba Steamer Kenmore Castie........ e disaster, Braidwood, Ii) Steamer Nevarre.. = British fis Mount A Holyhead wreck. St. Dizier, France, boiler explosion. Powder explosion near Rome. Tornadoes in the South Mine explosion, Beseages, F\ Ship Commerce.. Total. There -1,908 tali- loss of life ranged sre hundreds of other fa ch the is from t lk aty, but it would e to keep a list of them. kept a curo- t includes all fatali- and er casualtie 152, the 1 of recorded fat for the four cited, contracting sunbura, muscle | | months, or one-third of 1883, was 1,990. his would no doubt be er by 10 or yer cent., as would also be the ex- t of 1884, were it possibie to keep | ae 5 nts lost. of 1884, we Nowing table of life for | and April, volving by | | have jo easu re oO | loss of te | Grand | Beuvi ian fisher Onio flood vi itecas, Mexico. Circus at ‘ Cindsd K Coli Powder expiosion, Havana. Poor boure, Hurttord, M:cn Ship Atlantic wrecked. Steamer State of Florida. $2,154 Here, then, it is shown that the pres- ent year has witnessed a considerably larger sacrifice of human life through calamities of various sorts than did 1883, which stands as an annas horribilts Total in the history of calamities. It is not likely, in the nature of things, that we shall have a repetition of fast year's earthquake and volcanic experience to add abnormal proportions to the list of deaths by disaster, but from present appearances 1884, aside from these un- usual features, is likely to be quite as terrible as last year, if not more so.— Troy Times. $$ + _ Rabbi Gotthiel, in his lecture on “Young Men and Maidens,” said: “I think a young man ought always to fall in love six times or more before he is 20; and every maiden ought to feela little fluttering in her heart more than once before she reaches the same age. | { | Fe ieee ca evniit | if I were a young maiden and a young man should get down on his knees an swear that his lips had never touched those of another maiden I wouldn’t have him; I shouldn't want anything to do with him.” ~~ Sir Peter. ; In his last bin Sir Peter lies, Who knew not what it was to frown, Death took him ow, by surprise, And in bia celiar stopped him down. Through all our jand we could not boast A knight more gay, more prompt than he, To rise and filla bumper toast, ‘And pass it round, with three times three} None better knew the feast to sway, Or keep mirth’s boat in better trim; r nature had but littie clay i Like that of which she moulded him. The meanest guest that bis board Was there the freest of the free, His bumper toast when Peter poured And paased it round, with three times three. ee at true good humor’s — ‘TEE: Electric Light of the Southwest BUSI GOLLEGE, St PILI R, ISSO RI E FOR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN; rau A thorough and yn will be presented cons ‘tical business course istine of Ponmanship, Mathematics, Grammar, Spelling, Commer- cial Law, Business Correspondence, Tele- graphy and Bookkeeping in its various forms pviz: Merchandise, Bank, Railroad, Express sand Telegraph. Ornamental Penmanship and Drawing will be taught to those desir- ing them. THE NORMAL DEPARTMENT, Fully meets the demands of our young frends not prepared to pursue the Commercral course on account of deficiency in the common school branches. Having found it necessary to edd this course of training to the Commercial that I may be better prepared to further the interests of jhe students, 1 have secured the services of W.D. Deaver, A. M., who will take charge ot this department ; and I can a ssure every student that nothing will be left undone to promote their highest interests. * The Commercial Branches f H. W. DeRonic. tudents. Wiil be superintended by the Princip wil isted by Pro Insure succ oth being practical instructors, to their s nes I thes and G en, seeking ss educat cannot do better 1 enter this Collec: arly d pre 4 sels Pe - 3 } t lege early, and prepare nselves as Penmen, Book- “rs, Operators and teachers. and see us, we shall be glad to see you Ishow you throug! olleg Respec CEO. W. WEAVER, PRINCIPAL. LE SSE REAPS EA J. 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