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ALL SORTS Burlington Hawkeye. No, young student, Hamlet could not write. He made his Den mark. Mr. Tilden has reluctantly con- sented to Condone the deteat of Mr. Butler. +[f ‘aman is known by the com- pany he then should not the sheriff be indicted for something or other. Bulwer was correct, there is no ch word as fail; itis mollified down such 19 assigan m > bon- net is called **The Capias,” because iris so everlastingly taking. The king of Siam has finger nails | six inches long, so that he has some- | thing for itchof his subjects. Which? Each. A Toron*o man until he was eighty-thice years old before he got married. That’s like runing i three miles to get a good start for a | | A bewitching style of winter waited fourteen inch jump. In Rome, the tomb of Augustus 1s occupied by a variety theater. Taint half so lively, then, as it used | to be when it was a tomb. Mr. Hewitt calls Mr. Holman. ot Indiana, a ‘‘cheese parer.’’ That’s thereason why the Sun says he is a man everybody nose. The population of Nevada is stead- iydiminishing in numbers. It it keeps on shrinking in a few years Nevada will be a most excellent country. The Novelty Rubber company, of New Jersey, has failed. One would think that company could have no trouble getting all the extension it wanted. An Alma, Michigan, tarmer offers $100 for a wife. After the woman has seenthe farmer, she’ll probably demand $500 and expenses forbeing introduced. Oscar Wilde now believes that his play of ‘‘Vera’’ would have been a phenomenal success but for Mr. Tilden’s secret opposition and ma- chinations. The supply of democratic harmo- ny in New York still continues to be unequal to the demand. It 1s feared that some of the large holders are holding back for a rise. The Cherokee Indians have estab- lished a nationa! bank in their terri- tory. Now they will find that direct communication either with Canada or Mexico is an actual necessity. The widow Jackson was correct when she said she would never again accept the hospitality of Governor Butler. The governor has been D. D'dat last. And he ain’t no doc- tor, nuther. Tilden and Lamar is the favorite Mississippi ticket. ct the old man has got into such a way of killing ev- ervbody lately that if they put him on that ticket he will kili off Lamar. New York ladies take lessons in fencing. Well, there’ just about 20,000 fences in New York for them to take lessons of, to say nothing ot the regularly ordained pawn shops. Here itis only November— even months away from the tentingseason and already Barnum’s elephants down at Bridgeport are beginning to have and print, Prot. Nordenskjold says that. ail the time he was m= the interior of Greenland he saw only two living creatures, and they were ravens, neither one of which was a can‘lidate tor president. Remarkable country. Thus far there are only five presi- dential candidates from Indiana, with two or three White river counties to hear from. Seems as though the change of time had slipped the Ohio line clear over to the ninetieth = me- Tidian. fevers toothaches—in POLLTICAL DRIFT. Gov. Porter of Indiana is an ad- Vocate of female suffrage. Ot the seventy-eight Senators | thirty have been members of the jouse, | Andrew G. Curtin ot ‘ania is considered a dark horse in | Morcratic Presidential race. j A Boston Alderman who lost his | tofadinner on Butler’s election | Pennsyl- , bad the dinner charged to the city. ; * Mr. Cassidy, the Congressman trom Nevada, intends to introduce a =e disfrancnise the women of tal Arthur willmake no ,yrotechnic | exhibition in-his message.* He wouid father be President than be brilliant and erratic. H Or the Democratic papers in In- diana twenty-two have declared for cDonald and five for Hendricks, ¢ others non-committal. i Mr. Blaine’s scheme would meet With more favor in his party if he Would amend it so as to include the distribution of the whisky as well as tax. Band one ot Arthur’s men at the ; ‘ith Avenue hotel: ‘I reckon ; arley Smith is still working for | able dis. tor he Conkling for President at last killed Blaine off. Chester A. Arthur of New York and David Davis of Hhnots is a Pre- sidential combination which is bemg dicussed by Republicans in different sections ot the East and West. There were twenty-seven appli- cants for the position of Chaplain of the House of Representatives. It i evident that the parsons co not con- st sider the Democratic party pa praying for. North Carolina will leyy no state tax next year The Western North Corolina Railroad Company will pay into the Treasury $600.600, which sum will carry the state Governme: The numerous chaps who made solemn vows fifteen years ago 1 get their hair cut until the election ot a Democratic President can begin sharpening up their shears. ot to A Democratic mass meeting at Baton Rouge, La., presided over by ex-Congressman Robertson. de- nounced the present State govern- mentas corrupt and iniquitious. Other parish conyentions have taken a similar course. Senator Vorhees of Indiana will be vigorously opposed by the Hen- dricks men when he comes up for re-election, because of his hearty espousal of McDonald’s cause. They say he should Itave kept his hand out of the fight. John Swim of Jefferson, O., has made $100,000 picking rags and he sticks to it. A German in Georgia made a fortune suddenly by speculating and lost his reason. Thirty tons ot turkeys spoiled in Boston were, the Herald says, taken to be put up in cans. Two car luads of blooded stock are on their way to Joe Jefferson’s Louisiana plantation. George Augusta Sale, the distin- guished London journalist, admits that his grandmother was a squaw. A Palo Alto, Ia., editor retires from the business with the remark that ‘‘no true Christian can edit a newspaper.”’ The Madison county, Wy. T., tressurer heads his notice witha skull and cross-bones, signitying that death and taxes are equally certain. The coutinued stream of immi- gration to the tar west may be judg- ed from the fact that fitty-three 1m- migrat wagons passed through one Oregon town last week. Dr. Bliss has over 7,000 letters re- ceived by him during the eighty days he had charge of the wounded Gar- field, all of them bringing sugges~ tions, and some of them bearing threats of vtolence. ‘The astroligists ascribe Mary Anderson’s talents and beauty to the tact that she was born ata time when Jupiter, Venus and | the moon were all in conjunction. Itis not hard to imagine the when Mary’s stepfather, old Doc Griffin, | Chicago news: = a | SSE Real Estate iH eae. ae | Butier, . free of charge. Parties wishing to Pp to call and see us. We have now on tate for sale. LOCATED IN THE “TIMES” BUILDING. | | Fresh Horses. New Buggies, | | eis eee ; Respecttully solicits all persons having real estate to sell, to leave description and price of property, where same will be advertised AAissouri., | call and urchase will find it to their interest our books the following Real Es- 48, Business House and lot, in Adrian, house 18x40 feet, lot 25x140 teet, good lo- cation willbe sold at a bargain. This property will only be offered at the pres- ent price until April 1st, 1883. 33, House and lot in north east part of town, good house ot 4 rooms, also excel- Jent well ot water. 32, good farm ot rsoacres within one mile ot Butler, good buildings and fences, al so good feed lots, anda quarry of superi or sand stone. 28, House and lot in east part ot town on" Dakotah street. House contains 2 good rooms, gooa well on lot, will be sold at a bargain. 14, Large trame house and good lot on North Main street, good stable plenty of fruit and good water. Will be sold on terms to suit purchaser. — ee eee 45. [20 acres 2 1-2 miles northeast of But- ter, 100 acres under fence, Soto 100 acres tarming land, balance timber. Never tailing water, good timber, range tor stock, comtortable house. Will be sold at 25 pez cent less than actual value. 40 30 acres of land mostly timber 14 Miles ot Butler, excellent stone quarry rd- ing the best ot stone tor buildings and side walks. 29, House and lot in the northwest part ot town, corner lot, good house with five rooms, good stable, new picket fence and new sidewalk. SL ae eee ee 40, A fine residence with about 5 acres ot land adjoining the corporate limits of Butler. Excellent truit of all kinds, plen- ty of water, good outbuildings. This is one of the most desirable country resi- dences in Bates county. Improements all in good revatr. 46,120 acres, In Deepwater township, known as the J, H. Fletc tarm, excel- lent quality ot land, about 50 acres in cultivation balance pasture, plenty of stock water house with 3 good sized was inflicted upon humanity the Ursa Major was in perihelion.”’ | A Startling Discovery | Physicians are o ten startled by remark- overies- The that Dr. King’s New Disdovery tor Consumptson and all Throat and Lung diseasec is daily curing patients that they have given up to die, is startling them to :ealize thier sense merits ot in fact ne into the resulting of duty, and exam: this wondertul hundreds ot our best Physicians using it discovery: in thier practice. Trial bottles tree at F- M. Crumly & Co's, City Drug Store Regular size $1.co. 4 : Nordenskjold wil try to find the south pole. The latest absconding girl from St. flours 1s’Clara Linderman, aged | (4. FOR SALE. } containing 2 rooms, new barn 20 by36 tt and other out buildings, good orchard. Price $25 per acre. 69- 170 acres in Summit township, houses one of them 5 rooms, two wells of water, good orchard les and al! other small llin cultivation and under A decided bargain Zi. :32 acres in southwest corner of Mound twp.,- all incuiltivation devid- edinto five fields. Two good houses, one 6and .the other 5 rooms. 4 good wells and 400 bearing apple trees, Also several good out buildings. 54,324 acres in Spruce township,2 nouses, orchards, 200 acres in cultivation, bal- nce in pasture all under fence, plenty ot water, all good land. Can be divided to make two convenient farms. 50, 8o acres two miles southwest of Butler, Good land, plenty of water. Will besold very cheap. | 61—House and lot 3 blocks from the square in Butler, good house ef 7 rooms, good { well and cistern, new stable and other out buildings, plenty ot fruit ot all kinds lot one hundred feet square. Will be sold ct n@ oneasy terms. 60—120 acres, 2 miles from Adrian, 2 houses, good barn, good young orchard of all kind of truit, a No. 1 well of water | good soil and good locality. | 5S—House and Lot, 1» Butler new house I I-2 stor,, four roomsand good kitchen, gooa barn and buggy house, excellent well ot water 25 feet deep, plenty of fruit 67—130 acres of first rate land in Spruce | township. Well hedged good buildings, plenty ot water, 150 bearing apple trees plenty of other fruit, So acres in cultiva- tion 40 acres in pasture 1oacres good ceal land. This is one of the best improved and most desireable farms in the countv. 66,—60 acres five miles southeast of But- ler 40 acres in cultivation 12 acres in pasture S acres in prairie, never failing water, plenty of = truit good frame house of 5 rooms and good out buildings. Only 1-4 ot a mile trom church and school. Will be sold very cheap. a 24, 180 acres 8 miles southwest of Butler, about 160 acres exceilent timber, balance fine prairie close to coal mines and rail- road. 27, 160 acres 4 miles north of Butler, new dwelling house, good out buildings, land all new and good quality. Also a fine brick residence on north’ main street in the city of Butler, one ot the most desira- ble locations in the city. 40, House andlot on North Main street. Commodious house in good repair, good stable, large lot and fine location. This is avery desirable property in one of the best neighberhoods or Butler. 68--So, acres, two houses 2 rooms to each house, good orchard of bearing peaches, apples and cherries, &c. plenty of good water, 14g miles from school house, land all prairie and all in cultivation, all un- ler number one hedge fence. Can give possesion of one house at any time. A good bargain. 5 56, 80 acres 'y mile trom depot, 2 good wells of water, small orchard; land all under cultivation; can be made one of the finest farms in the county ; will be sold on easy terms or very theap for cash. 64. 240 acres near Mulbery will be sold all to gether or in lots to suit purchaser. Good land and good buildings, Two good houses tine young orchard and plen- ty of water, im “a good neighborhood close to school, church, and post-office. 43, House and lot on corner ot Fulton and Miil streets. Good house containing tour rooms, wood shed and coal house, good truit, good well; lot S0x16515 feet Owner determined to sell. 44, House and lot in north west part of city, good frame house 38 by 30 with two rooms back, new stable, good cistern in kitchen. Lot 132 by 264, also 3 vacant lots adjacent to above property each lot 132 by 264. Will be sold all together or seperately to suit purchaser, all very de- sireable property and in the best part of town. 51, House and lot in North part ot city, Lot S4x171ft, house one story 5 good rooms, good well and out buildings. Also vacant lot adjoining 100 x 171ft, good fence and stable, Will be sold together, or separately, Ths property is ottered for a short time at a bargain, 49, House and lot in West Butler opposite the depot. House contains 4 rooms can be used foreither dwelling’ or business hou 52,40 acres adjoining the city lim Good dwelling of 7 rooms, an abundance of good water, plenty ot fruit tences, barn and out-buildings. sold al]together or in lots to suit pur- | chasers. This is a very fine location } tor asuburban residence. j 57—40 acres of good land 1-2 mile from city limits, good iand nice location. 69- 352, acres, will sell all to-gether: or 2,40, covering best improvements, or 1,60 covering improvements: viz. 2dweil ings, good stable and barn, crib, graine- | ries, orchard, vines, berries, 4 living welis } and 5 never failing springs. All nnder } good tence and pienty fire wood. So acres in clover and timothy. Also will | sellSo acres west side Choice water, good dwelling, orchard: 20 acres of the same is tember. 72—10 acres of land 1 ‘yg miles ot But br, house 14x24, with good cellar. New cis- tern that will hold 150 barrels ot water, 40 or 50 fruit trees, about 6 acresin cultiva- tion, all under fence. Will be sold cheap. 73-—160 acres, divided by a hedge in North half North East, East half South | | East, Sec. 21, Township 41, Range 30, | containing t60 acres. with house of five | rooms, one good well! and 100 apple trees | bearing, and other small fruit, including a good peach orchard. -There is 154 acres of this landin cultivation, 40 acres of tall plowing, 16 acres of wheat, This farm ts situated § miles northeast of Sutler, Shawnee tewns be sold separa or alltogether at$27's or separate at $25 and$3o per acre, cash. For particu! callon Ben. B. Canterbury, Butler, or B. Noland on the farm 23 We have now thirty-three lots in Humphrey’s sale. This addition is situated directly jots range in size from 141i X 75 feet up t to $225, according to size and location : vert valuable. Come now while you can the center, 50 acres in pasture, a splen- did set ot blue grass with pienty of water and shade. Dwelling house on each So, new barn, good apple and peach orchard and other small fruits, 10 acres orchard grass and S acres timothr, aiso 2743 acres good timber. This pla ets a bargain. Humphreys Addition. addition to the city of Butler tor south of the business partof the city. O17S i-2 x 150 feet, valued at trom $100 . This property will ina short be have choice. GEO L. SMITH THE \ ETERAN LIVERY MAN. Made OHIO STREET. Where can Jhereafter be be tound with the Finest Turnouts IN THE CITY and ail otiier paraphernalia. N. POWELL will also pe tound at the | Stables. Parties wou'ddo well to same 51 6t give him a call BRIDGEFORD & HUPP, Ornamental House --AND— Sign Painters Graining, Paper-Hanging, Decora | Boots and Shoes made to order. sting, Sign and Buggy Work a SPECIALTY FINE SUITS to Order sa JE TALBOTT, NONPAREIL HALL. J.P. WILLIS, & Co OPPOISTE OPERA MOUSE a furniture The handsomest room Jin the city and the finest liquors a wines in the market. Free Lunch Every Day. McREYNOLDS: & SCHWENK Boov.& Shoe Makers BUTLER, MO. i best of leader used. | Shop nerth side ot Square. 49 BUTLER DRUG HOU J. H. HITSHEW & Co. is now ready tor business with an excellent new pure Drugs and druggisi sundries. assortment © North side square, Butler Mo NV. BT HE TeEeR, Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Solid Silver and Platedware SPECTACLES Agent for the celebrated Toe. u ROCKFORD ~ R. R. Watches. Also keepsin stock a Fig tull line of All American AND SWISS WATCHES. Complete Line of FIELv, AND MARINE GLASS Repairing of Watches, Clocks and Jewelry, Satisfactorily Dowe. I take pleasure in announcing ro the publie that I have located in Butler to make it my future hon and have the largest and best as sorted stock of clocks, watehes and jewelry and speetacies ever brought to this market, which I will sell cheap for cash. Having had many years experience in the manufae- ture of watches and clocks in Eu- rope, lam now prepared to repair watches and clocks. no matter how complicated nor how badly the have been abused. By brin htem to me, you can have fhe pu uitgood ronning order and guaran tee satistactio OOD Rr OEE EY NEW JEWELER. oo FRANZ BERNHARDT, Butler, Mo NI. A WMayard, AT THE POST OFFICE BOOKS AND NUTS, CANDIES, TOYS ee; STATIONERY. IN LARGE YWARITIEBS. ily Papers and Periodicals always on hand. The