The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, November 21, 1883, Page 7

SMALL WIT. Burlington Hawk-Eye. Anew play is called “The Burg- | igs.” It ought to take well. i Early English—‘*Art parst two | ho’clock sir: get hup for three a. m. ” train. There are two very loud colors | bet it does. And but tor the red worn by school boys this season, rat- tan and yeller, and usually go to-} gether. When a man has the freedom of a city presented him in a gola_ snuff | box, it is supposed he nose his way about town. Among the mysterious disappear- ances of 1883 may be mentioned Oscar Wilde and Mrs. Langtry. | Bismarck 1s called *‘a man of iron | and blood.” Oh, well, we reckon | he takes the blood. A miss is as good asa mile. It’s | . “¢: . 1 good tor fitty miles, if its a train that | you miss. The Canada Methodists are very | conscientious. They have dropped | the word obev from their marriage service. “Ohio,”’ says the Syracuse Cour- “has sounded the keynote.’’ ier, On which row, please ? There is as much excitementin the | Pennsylvania as there would be in a circus at Christmas. campaign, “Alfred Roberson, who?’’ asks | the Berkshire Gazette, discussing | | Massachusetts politics. Why, Cru- ot course. Any school boy knows that. soe, Algernon—No, tell | you just when leather was invented, | but we know it was some time before they began to make pies at the Pnta- way house, we cannot only forty years old has twenty-one children. | She has but one husband, but that | one is more than she needs. A Nebraska woman Proctor Knott has presented the President with the handsomest trout rod in America, and the government at Washington still lives. Itis suspected that the weather bureau is a little lazy, and has been using last year’s predictions during the past two weeks. A New York paper aeclears there are over forty thousand unhoused people in that city. Happy people; they don’t haye to pay any rent. Two Philadelphia me recently stole $700 worth of quinine. If they stole 1t at the usual retail price, they got away with as much as half a pound. John L. Sullivan has taken the pledge. It the pledge looks thing like Jem Mace, that is the last John will ever any- You can get adinner in Norway, Dr. Chaillu) says, for 25 «cents. journal, **makes the nose red.’’ ith the ac | tramps are becoming scarce that it | will soon be neccessary to begin | feeding the house dog. The poor dog can’t live with out something to eat. ‘‘Late rising’? says a medical You nose, a man wouldn’t fee ing till eleven o’clock every morni like sleep- When the Episcopal convention refuses to spell nation with a big N can they complain because Briggs calls a clergyman * that runs a gospel shop ?”* “The wilderness,’’ said the teach- er, ‘“‘shall blossom as the rose.’’ Now what does that mean?’ And the boy at the foot of the class he reckoned it m« cant corn rows. Very rarely, and indeed Hoimes | says never, do you hear a woman | make a pun. And when you do} hear the one she does make, you | don’t wonder that she tries it again. MEN OF NOTE. The Bishop Hunter of the Mormon church was born and rear- been very ill at Mornstown. N. J. but is better now. The “G” in Cot Ingersoil’s name stands for Green, but h: no st nificance beyond that. Coke, himselt ¢ of Senator built a new residence Waco, costing about $15,000. The Hotel Mail says that people who visit the United States | are frequently v small in y | dealings with hotels. Jesse George 1s the pioneer pea- He Ins first crop in 1850 and now has nut raiser of Tennessee. made immense fields unde Rev. George Penteco-t of Brooklyn 1s a gracetul bicyele rider, and the Rev. Father Carr of New York was once the catcher tor the J Ball Club otf Manhattan cultivation. se George D. Robinson will be the di- Davis, The other two were John Dayis and John D. Long. third Governor of Massachusetts rectly desended from Dolor who came over in 1635. Charles Reade. So she was going to be married! to be mistress of a house, settle in London; be able to go out into the streets all alone, to shop or visit; have a gentleman all her own, whom she could put her finger on any mo- ment, and make him take her about, even to the opera and the theater: to give dinner parties her own self, and even a httle ball once in a while; to buy whatever dresses she thought roper, instead ot being crippled by PFOF g cripp Bless you that’s nothing. They cught to pay a foreigner a dollar for eating it. Weare proud to see that ‘Earl Dufferin has been presented with the order of the Bath.””, Now he won’t lose his turn for a shave. Lydia Thompson 1s going to make a farewell tour. We modestly hope that Lidia will fare much better than she dresses. Jenkin’s hat blew into the swill barrel yesterday morning. He fish- editout but said: ‘‘it looked too offal to wear down town.’* “Do birds think ”’ asks a corres Pondent to the Chicogo Times. It they don’t think more than some Men they must have a wofully va- Cant time of it. Julia Ward Howe says “Poor People cannot be kept out of good Society.” No, but they can be made Tost awfully uncomfortable while ‘Y are in. James Whitcombe Riley is al-| ®ady booked tor a big lecture sea-/ “a down east. It is probable that numerous engagement in New ind and the middle states may ‘n his season in the west. Itis claimed that there 18 a won-, ertul spring at Toyah, Texas, which Mstantly cures all human disease. Must be a spring gun. They have | ch things in Texas. an allowance: having the legal right of speaking first in society, instead titled | their |Real Estate | AGENCY, LOCATED IN THE -‘TIMES” BUILDING, eutier, RAissouri., ee ee l I persons ha | Respecttully leave des y solicits al g real estate ption and price of property, where s Parties wishi ge to call and s good rooms 1-4 of a Will be lot in north east p. © of 4 rcoms, also vest of I t timber, b: © coal mines and new nd lot in east part of town on t ; ; 3 land cet. House contains 2 good i f ene Be cates oemoor Aiso a fine c 1 2G rth main street in a city of Bu © of the most de ble locations in the eity. a. 14, Large trame house Main s ruit and good water. ood lot on s > plenty of Will be sold on North Main street. sood repair, good 40, louse and lot on Commodious house i terms to suit purchas stable large lot and fine location. ‘This ——— is avery desirable property in one of 45. 120 acres 2 1-2 miles nartheast of B t } ter, 100 acres under fence, Soto 100 acres dutler, the best nei hborhoods ot tarming land, balance timber... Never i 5 zs E 68--So, acres, two houses 2 rooms to each tailing water, good timber, range for jyouce good orchard of bearing peaches stock, comtortable hous Will be = < ee lp snot apples and cherries, Sc plenty of good cent less than actual value. (f : 2 water, I!) miles from school house, land sold at 25 pe 40 30 acres of land mostly timber 1-4 ites all prams and all in cultivation, all un- of Butler. excellent stone quarry rd- der number one hedge fence. Can give ing the best ot stone tor buildings and Possesion of one house at any time. side walks. «\ good bargain. 29, House and lotin the northwest part ot town, corner lot, good house with five rooms, good stable, new picket fence and new sidewalk. 56, 50 acres 13 mile trom depot, 2 good wells of water, small orchard; land all under cultivation; can be made one of the finest farms in the county; will be sold on easy terms or very theap for cash. 4o, A tine residence with about § acres ot land adjoining the corporate limits of Butler. Excellent fruit of all kinds, plen- ty of water, good outbuildings. This is One of the most desirable country resi- dences in Bates county. Improements all in good revair. 240 acres near Mulbery will be sold 64. all to gether or in lots to suit_ purchaser. Good land and good buildings, Iwo good houses fine young orchard and pien- ty of water, mm a good neighborhood close to school, church, and post-office. 46,120 acres, in Deepwater townsnip, known as the J, H. Fletcher tarm, ex lent quality ot land, about 50 acres cultiyation balance pasture, stock water house with 35 rooms, new barn 20 by 36 tt out bnildings, good orchard. 43, House and lot on corner of Fulton and Mil streets. Good house containing tour rooms, wood shed and coal house, good truit, good well; lot 8ox16518 feet Owner determined to sell. in plenty of good sized 5 and other Price $25 44, House and lot in north west part ot Vos Somat city, good trame house 38 by 30 with two 69- 170 acres in Summit township, rooms back, new stable, good cistern in containing houses one of them 5 n rooms, two wells of water, good orchard lots adjacent to above property each lot of bearing apples and all other small 132 by 264. Will be sold all together or tionand under seperately to suit purchaser, all very de- 2 kitchen. Lot 132 by 264, also 3 vacant House and lot in North part ot city t 84x 171tt, house one story 5 good incultivation devid- Two good houses, Mound twp.,- all ed into five fields. Le wells and 400 bearing apple trees, Also several good out buildings. vacant lot adjoining tence and stable, Too X 171ft, good Will be sold together, of sittmg mumchance and mock _____ or separately, Th.s property is ottered modest; to be mistress instead of | 54,324 acres in Spruce townstup,2 houses, for a short time at a bargain, : . = c s. si cultivation, bal- = z oF Miss—contemptible title; to be a| orchards, 200 acres in cultivation, 40, House and lot in West Butler opposite woman instead of a girl; and,all this rational liberty, domestic power and social dignity, were to be obtained by merely wedding a dear fellow who loved her was so nice; and the bright career to be ushered in with several delights, each of them dear toa girl’s very soul, presents trom all beautiful new dress her friends as many esas ifone was changing her body or her hemisphere instead of her name, eclat; going to church, which is a good English girl’s theater of display and temple of vanity, and there tasung delighttul publicity and whispered admiration in a_ heavenly long veil which she could not wear even once it she remained single. This bright and variegated picture of holy wedlock, revealed to young ladies by femiaine tradition, though not enumerated in the Book of Common Prayer. entranced her that time flew by unheeded. as so A Life Saving Present. Mr. M.E. Allison, Hutchinson, Kas. ; Saved his life by a simple trial bottle of Dr. King’s new discovery, for consump- tion, which caused him to procure a large | him, when bottle, tnat completely cured i and every doctors, change of c ate thing else had tailed. tis, hoarseness, severe coughs and all throat and lung diseases, it is guaranteed to cure. Trial bottle free at F_3.. Crum- ly & Co., city drug store. Large size $x 00- nor ance in pasture all under fence, plenty ot water, all good land. Can be divided to make two convenient farms. the depot. House contains 4 rooms can be used foreither dwelling or business hous=. 50, Soacres two miles southwest of Butler, Good land, plenty of water. Will besold $2, 49 acres adjoining the city limits truits. Land all in cult : t : tence. A decided bargain sireable property and in the best part of — town. 7i. 232 acres in southwest corner of cs aes ee one 6@and the other 5 rooms. 4 good rooms, good well and ovt buildings. Also BUTLER DRUG HOUSE. oF J. H. HITSHEW & CO. is now ready Pp tor business w ith sretDrage xed Gr an excellent new assortment o sundries. North side square, Butler Mb IN. B. STE TER, S | Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, SPECTACLES ; nt olid Silver and Platedware Complete Line of for the celebrated S 1 . | —_ | ROCKFORD ~ ait\Y R. R. Watches. | see FIEL., | Also keeps in stock a i full line of AND | All. American « or AND GLASS SWISS WATCHES Repai Ltake pleasure tn MeUnaNs to jthe public thar Lt ted in Butler to make it my future home, aud have the largest nmd best prepared to repair clocks, no matter how h yet ave them pu tnning order and guaran FRANZ BERNHARDT. Butler, Mo AE ELC BAT A BRE ETRE ANE DES ETT ARE AON a RZ. A Diayard, OFFIC “a BOOKS AND STATIONERY, NUTS, CANDIES; TOYS ETC IN LARGE VARITIBS. Daily Papers and Periodicals always on hand. Money to Loan On Farms at 7 per cent Interest and Commission On 3 to 5 years Time, Money furnished on short notice. Ww .E. Walton at Butler National Bank, very cheap. 61—House and lot 3 blocks from the square in Butler, good house ot 7 rooms, good well and cistern, new stabie and other out buildings, plenty ot fruit of all kinds lotone hundred feet square. Will be sold cheap and oneasy term acres, 2 miles from Adrian, 2 houses, good barn, good young orchard of all kind of truit, a No. 1 well ef water good soil and good local Good dwelling of 7 rooms, an abundance of good water, plenty ot fruit, good tences, barn and out-buildings. Will be sold al] together or in lots to suit pur- chasers. This very fine location f ban residence. is 57—40 acres of good land 1-2 mile from citv limits, good land nice location. 69- 35 1 2,40, cevering best improvements, 1,60 covering improvements: viz. 2 dweil or Subscribe F*or The thma, bronchi- | ings, good stable and barn, crib, graine- s3S—House and Lot, 1: Butler new house ries, erchard, vines, berries, 4 living welis } 1-2 stor,, tour roomsand good kitchen, ands never failing springs. All nnder good barn and buggy house, excellent geodtence and pienty fire wood. So well of water 25 feet deep, plenty of fruit gcree in clover and timothy. Alse will sell8o acres west side. Choice water, good dwelling, orchard: 20 acres of the same is tember. 67—130 acres of first rate land in Spruce township. . Well hedged good buildings, plenty ot water, 150 bearing apple trees : plenty of other fruit, So acres in cultiva- 72—10 acres ot land 1 \g miles et Butler, tion 40 acres in pasture roacresgoodceal heuse 14x24, with geed cellar. New cie- land. This is one of the best improved tern that will held 150 barrels et water, 40 and most desireable farms in the ceunty. or 50 fruit trees, abeut 6 acres in cultiva- tion, all under fence. Will be sold cheap. | } Humphrey’s Addition. ity of Butler tor partof the city. ued at trom $100 a short time be We have now thirty-three lots in Humphrey’s addition to the ¢i sale. This addition is situated directly south of the business jots range in size from 141 X 75 feet up to 17S _I-2 Xx 150 teet, val to $225, according to size and location. This property will in very valuable. Come now while you can have choice. WEKLY TIMES BUTLER { | a 125 PER ANNUM