The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, March 14, 1883, Page 7

a An Earnest Affair Between torand a Young Man. i Arkansaw Traveler, j Some time ago an Arkansaw pa- per published an article concerning i awellknown politician. There was an evident lack of compliment in the H article, and thefpolitician was grieved. Calling his son, a young man who wasstudying for the ministry, the father said: | “Son, during your theological | studies you did not neglect your mus- cle, did you?” “No,” replied the young man, rolling up his sleeve and displaying awell developed arm. “Iam pleased to see that you have neglected nothing that may be of use in your business. ‘he editor of the weekly Lash, a paper pub- ished over in Longhorn county, has insinuated thatI ama liar and an eminently recognized thiet. I do not think that in justice to our tami- ly pride I can allow’ such a departure from pleasantry to gounpunished. I am not feeling very well, myself, and I would hke for you to go over and maul the gen- tleman.”’ “I will go,’’ replied the young man, ‘‘mainly to be revenged, but partly to exercise myself, especially, as | have an appointment to preach in an irreligious neighborhood next Sunday, and will want practice.”’ The young man went. When he entered the office he found the editor feeding a possum that he had put into a barrell for fattening purpes- es. “I am the son of the noted Mr. Laskins,’’ said the young man ad- vancing. “Oh you son-of-a-gun,’’ mused the editor. **Are you talking to me?” “No: I was addressing the pos- sum.”’ **You have slandered my father and I can maul the iniquity out of you.’’ ‘“*You are the biggest fool I ever saw. “Are you addressing me?’” “I’m talking to the possum.”’ “Prepare yourselt fer a death struggle. “V’ll choke the life out of you ina minute. *” ‘“*Me?”” “The possum. ’” “Defend yourself.”* **Look out ?’’ The struggle was characterized by and impressive earnestness. The young man suffered, The next day the noted politician received a letter fragment Ps wrapped a-ound tie torn etahumanear. The letter read: “Enclosed please find the of your son,”’ remains a Mother's Love. A gentleman who arrived in Butte M. T., Thursday mght, from Mis— ; blankets and overcoats | the gentlemen passengers, and made the coach. She was wrapped in j offered by | the balance of the trip without fur- ther suffering trom cold. ‘ | MISSOURI MA TTERS. Burglars are making raids on the | | towns through Lawrence county. Our tarmers are feeling good over 88 ; the prospects for fall wheat and | | early spring. | \ Two hundred men have recently ; been discharged from the works at} | Pilot Knob. A Pennsylvania lately purchased capitalist has | 19,000 of | timber iand in Ripley county. | acres A Bollinger county hoy of tifteen ; stands six toot one inch tail and says | he is still growing. i Hugh Shepherd gave $11,000 ‘or the George Reems farm of 340 acres | near Lone Jack, Jacksen county. | Joplin voted almost unanimously | toissue $20,000 ef bonds tor the | erection of more school buildings. John Munn has sold his 240-acre | farm, located 1 1-2 miles west of | Maryville. to W. T. Garrett for} | $10,200. { The Daviess County Court fixed the license on dramshops at $450 a year, which isan increase of $150. Mules and horses are being sold ; in great numbers to shippers in Cen- tral Missouri at good prices. Tht total valuation of prepertv | in Grundy county 1s $1,332,803, be- ing an increase of $415,862 over the | year 1881. A Mr. Parker has rented a farm | near Springfield on which he pro- | poses to erect and conduct a cheese H factoty. | James Rickman sold So acres on | Salt Creek, about twelve miles north | of Brunswick, te Mr. Herring, from Maryland, for $1,850. Missouri farmers are still shipping droves of fai hogs at $6,50 and droves of fat beeves at $4,653 with plenty ot corn left on hand. Jaceb H. Mosley has sold tarm of 100 acres seven miles cast of Columbia te F. M. Lelley, of Wood- ford county, Ky., tor $3.000. has | | unusually a his Vhe McDowell property, consist- | } | | | tue j sure results, the Capcine is fast ———-A D R. R. DEACON. ——-PEALER IN—— [DRILLS!T Hardware Iron, Steel ARTESIAN WELL: common Wells in Ear RELIABLE RUST WE PRICE OF EARTH TOOLS, One 12 inch Earth Auger, with Pipe Shattings and couplings, = = Same Rig, with Shattings tor 100 feet. Over tooo of these Auge#s in use tools are shipped. Derrick Irons, Turning Levers, 60 fee best - - - - $100 co For Artesian Wells or anv Weils where Rock is tound, our EAGLE MACHINE is the ( HAPION of the NSORLD, and is shipped on triai—t satisfied before any payment is required. atis, a man sent to set up andtest until customer is PRICE OF DRILL TOOLS. Best Eagle Machine, with 500 ib drill, 2 teetrope, with man toset up and test Horse Power, Engine and Boiler, Smoke Stack and Belt, = = = Same Rig, without Engine or Power, Several ot these Machines are now in each state. tv, Texas, writes me: sat sfaction.’* 2 six inch Z bits, “I have set up four of yourEagle Machines, R. S. Seaton, Lampasas, Ti Horse Power, and 200 Same Rig, withgo 400 0O - $450 00. John Elliott, Lipan, Hood coun- Allgive good ex-, writes me: “My Eagle Machine is doing good work, as is also the one you sold Mr. Martin of this place. I want another in the Spring.”’ anteed. We have low treight contract, and prompt delivery guar- Please order direct or send tor descriptive catalogne. ; No. 7 «Ty. ©. RUST, St. Joseph, Mo. And Tinners’ Stock 2 OF ALL KINDS FOR SALE BY Xcelsior Mie. Co. a ST.LOUIS,MO HERE aT LAST. i i 1 After Long and Weary Waiting Re- | liaf is breught to those Who ! Need It. ! “Well Pat, said an Orange county | Physician to a complaining Irish pa | tient some years ago, ‘‘for that pain inj your chest vou had better go heme and ' put on a mustard plaster. I ean’t think this minute of anvthing better. And by the way, added the doctor turning to a triend, “I wish somebody would invent a | real good plaster—something actually } helpful for such cases as Pat's. Maybe they will some time, when it is too jate for me to use i When ‘“nenson’s Capcine Porous Plaster was placed on the market about ten years ago the doctor’s hope became a { tact.* Because of the rare medicinal vir- | inherent tn it* ite rapid action and displac- | ing the slow-acting plasters of former j days, tor all attections to which a plaster ing of 1,120 acres of lands, was sold during court by Com. W. H. Latcher $46,920. Saline county ¢ for The Linn county court has made an order for the people to vote on building a $25,000 The election 1s to be house. March court held 27. The Henry county Democrat re- ports that peach buds im that county are dead. Supposed to have veen killed by the excessively cold weath- er. Dr. S. W. Elmore sold his home soula, related to a Miner reporter the | farm, two miles east of Trenton, of following story of hardships encoun- | 420 acres, to a Mr. Horner, of tered by the incoming Missoula Stage, Wednesday night. a lady passenger was only prevented from pershing in the passage over Flint creek hills, thirty-five mules west of Deer Lodge, by the prompt and heroic remedy applicd by the dnver. The lady was accompanied | by a 2-vear-old chick, and as. the | } at Hanover, Jefferson cor cold became more intense, with } motherly instinct she took her own Wraps to protect the child, until her own shoulders were covered only | with a thin shawl, which was en-j| tirely insufficrent to ward off the} freezing wind. The and woman | drowsiness was soon observed, itbecame evident that the Would treeze unless prompt action | Was taken to revive the circulation of her congealing vems and arteries. The driver was notified, and without saying a werd, . immediately the woman out of the coach. and, | leaving her by the roadside, Gmount- | premonitory } in our midst. | last generation is about a year o Ned eck when salle. Thorntown, Ind... for $13,50900, He says about $33 1-3 per acre. An explosion of 450 pounds ot dynamite last week at Iron Moun- tain, which killed James Dolan and a mule, was felt like an earthquake 1. Soap is made in large quantities shock for thirty miles arour - out of chemicals. Immense | J. East, where | it is used to clean woolen gocds. rock and quantities are shippe ‘Texas comes to the front a this time with a erations of the record of fi living the same fami The lv one of thunder storm During the Thursday night, February 15. Mr. E. Bender, of Hoit county, had four horses killed by lightning. They i were all standing around a straw Mr. John Dayis killed the first | forth til the box and drove off The la snake of the season in Crawford | Eeec e : y of Februry. dy afterward said she was too much i comely — as oe . : purye it benumbed, beth physically and men- | nes ee One: 7S brine : Acs ; moccasin, and was out in the sun- tally, to take in the situation, butshe | h ak; 1k." nN P 5 - s rs 4 wi X= teahzed her child was being carried | Suen amex soos away from-her, and started to run A large number of the farmers in after the stage. The driver main- | the counties along the river have not ‘ined sufficient speed to keep a ht} yet gathered their corn, and cent flood of the tle ahead of the distracted mother tora distance of about three miles. | damaged their crops to a cons when he stopped and helped her in } the re- Riv Mississipp? er he extent. FREE! isever applicable. Price 25 ce:ts. In the middle ot the genuine is cut the word “Uapcine.” } | Seabury & Johnson, Chemists, New | | York. 15-4t ! | i I F. L. POND, ot Aurora, 5 eis meeting with wonderful suc- ss inthe cure of Cancer. Those flicted should not fail to consult him at once. CANCER. : CARDS AND CHROMOs. We will send free by mail a sample set of our large German, French and Ameri- can ©: remo Cards, on tinted and geld grounds, with a price list of over 200 dif- terent designs, on receipt of a stamp for postage. We willalso send tree by mail s es, ten of our beautiful Chromos, on receipt of ten cents to pay for pack- ing and postage; also ench a confiden- price list of our targe oi] chromos- i brose & | resident ot Butler for ! Portland, Maine. ents wanted. Add F: Glezson & a6 Summer Street, Boston, Mass Co, ! a 5. Give Express and Post 4 thing for a trial, and I will cure you. ‘Gddrese Dr: In G. ROOT, 189 Pearl Nevada Nursery. . G. Houston, of the firm of Am- Nevada Mr. T Houston, nursery, i cour Bates here with men to canvass spring In they have employed addition to and who has had fittee in the tree business known. The stock to wait for 2 ali stock compa: vorably their ob and true to name gi $5 t0.$20 per day at home. Samples wo $5 tree. Address Stinson & Co., : 16-1y Back Ache POSITIVELY CURED Benson’s Capcine Porous Plasters. Reasons Why they are Preferred to Alt Other Porous Piasters.or Extermal Remeates: Fire — Because they possess all tho merit of the strengthening purous plaster, and coniain in ad- dition thereto the newly discovered powerfui and ictive vegetable combination which acts with in- creased rubefacient, stimulating, sedative and counter irritant effects, Second. ecauge they area genuine pharmsceutical prep- tion, and so recognized by the professiov. Third. ey are the only plasters that relieve Fourth. liecause they will positively cure diseases which other remedies will not even reliove. Fifth. Because over £000 physicians and druggists have voluntarily testified that they are superior to all other plasters or medicines for externa! use, Sixth. Because the manufacturers have received the oniy medals ever given for porous piasters. Benson's Capcine Poroas Plaster! SEABURY & JOHNSON, Manufacturing Chemists, New York. _ REMEDY AT LAST. Price docte. 3 Medicated CORN and BUNION PLASTER. WEBSTER’S |—-—-——- UNABRIDGED. Latest Edition has 118,000 (3000 more than any other English Four Pages Colored Pilates, 3000 (nearly three times the number inany other Dict'y,) also contains a. ical Diction: giving brief important concerning Fi00 noted persons. J z Z 120 CO Printed instructions and guarantees sent when In erdering earth tools send half the amount with the order, and pay balance when you received the tools. For House, Stock Ranch, Small Water works, or deep and / 2 or Rock Irrigation, where there is no rock, OUR OLD LL AUGER will find Water at every trial. i Gas | \ NAILS. Blacksmith’s Supplies, Geo. W. Brown's Corn Planters, Haworth Check Rowers, Casaday Sulky Plows, Canton Clipper, Furst and Bradley and Morison Hand Plows, Buckeye Cultivators, Buckeve Grain Drills, Cultman Taylor Threshers and Engines, Mineappolis Twine Binders. Combined Reapers and Mowers, Empire Combined Reaper and Mower, Racine Spring Wagons, Royal St. John Sewing Machines, Bain and La Bell, Farm Wagons, Harrows, Road Scrapers, etc. The largest stock and best assortment in Bates Co. North-East Cor. Sqr. Butler Mo. lL take pleasure in announcing to the public that | have located in Butler to make it my tuture home, and have the largest and best aa- sorted stock ot clocks, watches and jewelry and spectacles ever brought to this market. which [ will sell cheap tor cash. Having had many years experience in the manufac- ture of watches and clocks in Ea- rope, lam now prepared to repair watches and clocks. no matter how couplicated nor how badly they have been abused. By bringing ztem to me, you can have them pu‘ itzood ranning order and guaran tee satistactio FRANZ BERNHARDT, AT THE POST OFFICE NEW JEWELER. STATIONERY. TOYS ETC., IN LARGE VARITIES. BOOKS AND NUTS, CANDIES, Daily Papers and Periodicals always on hand. NEW LIVERY STABLE. WALLACE W. HILE. (Fermerly ot Hill & Evans,) has leased the property knows’ as THE WALLEY BAR ‘. South M street, and offers tor hire at reasonable rates, Good Saddie and Carriage Hores, light Buggies, Car- riages and wagons and everything in the livery line. Also alarge wagon yard ana plenty of feed and living water tor the accomodation of the pub- lic at reasonable rates. THE WALLEY BARN, South Main. street. 11 tf WALLACE HILL, Proprietor. Ithaca Calendar Clock, A Perpetual Mechanical Calendar eennected with the mest superior Eight and Thirty Day (either weight or spring) Clock Movement, It INDICATES PERPETUALLY The Duy of the Month, ‘The Menth of the Year, The Hour of the Day, ‘The Day of the Week. 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