The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, May 17, 1882, Page 1

iy to” joing 4 Y 7 The | A young son ot Judge Porter, of Johnstown. left his home several; Wweeks since, taking a horse with him. His father exerted every effort. to} bring him back. and succeeded yes- \ terday. “Squire Fletcher, Deputy Sheriff Hanks, Capt. Davidson and | others have his thanks for assistance | rendered. An exchange truthfully remarks, “No man attacks the reputation of a youth as women attack that of a) gil. The man who should come | into his club and whisper about damning stories ot his triend’s young son, who should accfse him .of dis- honorable doings, such as would ruin the Inds character as thoroughly | as the charge of immodesty, flirting with married men and the like, ruin that qf a girl, would soon-haye the! room to himsel.. But women over | able gather up tne crumbs of | id appreciation, | and even the mothers of girls are not! xed to believe a eat stori s daughters have no foundation in| which even if true they have | * water just to astonish your stomach ?” | as Sittings. | with the Greenback party would | i North, no South, equal taxation and ; 8, MISSOURI, WE The Five Obedient Husbands There were five of them togethei and it was late. They had been drinking. Finally, one of them looked at the clock and said: AW . *-What will our wives say when we ome home ?’’ “Let them say what they wart to. DNESDAY, MAY 1 | fine will tell me to go to the mis- hiet,’’ responned No. 2. “I'll tell you what we will do. Let is meethere again in the morning, nd teli our experience. Let the one | vho has refused to do what his wife | old him to do when he got home, ay for this evening’s entertain- Bnent.”’ **That’s a good idea. We will heree to that.’? So the patty broke p and went to their respective home: Next morning they inet at the ap- inted place, and began to tell their | xperienc Said No. 1: **When I opened the door my wite vas uwake. She said: ‘A pretty ime of night for you to be coming home. You had better go out and Bleep in the pig pen, for that’s what vou will come to sooner or later, any ow.’ Rather than pay for all we ad drank last mght, I dia what she | ‘old me to. That lets me out.’’ Next! . 2 cleared Ins throat and paid *“‘When I got home, I stumbled on chair, and my wife called: ‘There | ou are again, you drunken br6te! ou had better wake up thaclildren, nd stagger about fora while, so they can see what a drunken brute ot a father they are afflicted with.’ 1) hought the best thing 1 could do un- ler the circumstances was to obey ; soI woke upthe children, and stag- gered aroufid until my wife hinted to me tostop. She used a chairin con- veymg the hint. That lets me out.”’ : | Next! No. 3 spoke up, and said: ‘I happened to stumble over the pan ot dough, and my wife said: ‘Drunk again. Hadn’t you better sit down in the dough?’ So I sat down iu it, and that lets me out.”’ Next! “I was humming a tune, and my wife called out: ‘There you are again! Hadn't you better give us a concert?’ I said, ‘certainly,’ and be- gan to sing as loud.asI could, but she told me to stop or she would throw something at me; soI stopped. That Lets me out.”’ Next! No. 5 looked very disconsolate. He | j | | | { | | 17 2. ° M.S. COWLES & COs Weekly Times. NO. 24 GARRY TH LARGEST STOCK OF Clohting gens Funishing Goods, Hats, Cap, Boots and Shoes, Jn the County, where all the latesbvelties and best goods. at the lowest prices will be found. The Jno Deere spring cultivator, ac knowledged to be the best in the market, ean be foundat C.S. Wheeles & Co’s. German and pearl millet seed at Wheeler’s. SIbs choice cottee for one dollar at Wheeler's. We are closing out our stock ot queens- ware regardless of cost. Now is your time C.S. Wheeler & Co. Now Is The Time. To have your houses kalsimined, and ’ Bridgeford and Hupp will do the work for you more satistactory that any body else 265-12t z Farmitg implements and seeds_t all kinds at fr2ttj Hann & Co's. Gentlemen! We'can now show youa good line ot white and colored shirts, linen and paper collars, neck wear, under wear, gloves, hats, caps, etc., etc. Please call before purchasing elsewhere. McClintock & Burns. Happy Thought Tobacco, is too, too. 14-3m said: | “J reckon Pll have to pay. My | wife told me to Jo something none of | you would have done, if you had been | in my place.” | **What was it?’ “She said: ‘So you thought you ; would come home at last! Now hadn’t you better go out to the well and drink a couple of buckets of That was more than I had_bargain- | ed for. So its myfuneral.’’—[Tex- | Under the new apportionment Ben- } ton county 1s now in the new sixth | district, composed of the counties of | Saline, Cooper, Pettis, Morgan, Hickory, Camden, Boone, Howard, ; Moniteau and Benton, which is | largely Democratic, and if our Dem- ocratic friends who are now voting | come back to us, we can easily overcome the ‘*306”’ opposition and | add Benton to the solid line of Demo- | cratic counties in this district. We urge our Greenback friends to jein us. The Democratic party is the triend of the silver dollar, a Green- back currency upon a solid basis, 2 just tariff, no East, no West, no just laws. These are the principles } ofthe Democratic party, and we | call at Hugo Sigmond’s. Trimming Materials. Surahs, moire, satins, stripe, etc., in | black and colors, at the Factory Store. McClintock & Burns. ‘A chew of Happy Thought is economy. Fe oe i eee ee $72 a Week. $12 aday at home easily made. Costly outfit tree. A ddres True & Co., Augusta, Maine. r6-1¥ Happy Thought, plug tobacco is the best chewing tobacco, and the finest qual- y manufactured. 14-3m Baskets and Willow Goods! Ladies fancy and plain traveling, work j and lunch baskets, work stands, fire screens, &c., at the Factory Store- McClintock &B urns. $662 week in your own town. Terms and $5 outfit free. Address H Hallett & Co., Portland, Maine. 16-1y $5 to $2O per day at home. Samples Portland, Maine. 16-1y —_NE wm LIVERY STABLE —_or—-— would welcume our Greenback | friends back into the fold.—fWar- ! saw Enterprise. The Warrensburg Fournal-Dem- | | ocrat has an account of the poison- | ing of two Iittle sons ot Mr. Willis | Andersen. of that place. trom eating Thos. Berryhill. Having purchased the stable of ©. T. Tracy, we are now ready to furnish the public with af proving and testing. | chernes that had been canned with ee som < a ee ee NEW BUGGIES and TEAMS. Money fora Rainy Day. j was sick | ders, We ” ettected 2 has kepi our | peaches, and thev both died. This: fis another warning: Don’t cat the seeds in. The little sutterers had good medical attendance. but} there is no known antidote for prus- i sic acid, whichis a poison generated n the seeds of cherries, plums and | fruit canned with the seeds i=: = —WE ALSO?KEEP A— Feed and Sale Stable modate the? ublic. 174 19 tt. For the finest Woolen Spring pattern | worth $5 free. Address Stinson & Co., | Trustee’s Sale. ' HREAS Hiram Patchin and Susan | Patchin his wife, by their Deed | of Trusdated March 31st, 1879, and re- | corded the Recorder’s office in Bates | county,fo., in book No. 17, at page 397+ conveycto the undersigned Trustee to | secure & payment of the note in said | Deed ofrust, fully described the follow- | ing devibed Real Estate situated in Bates centy, Mo,, viz: The southwest uarterf section twenty seven (27) Tp- forty-tw: (42) of range thirty-three (339) contain 160 acres more or less, and whereassaid note is past due and un- paid. ‘ow, theretore, at the request of the legdholde: ot said note and by vir- | ! tue of th anthority in me vested by said | Deed offrust, I will as Trustee afore- | said se said Real Estate at the Kast door | vt the Court House in the city ot Butler, in said tates county on i Wednesday, May 31st, 1882- | betweenthe hours of nine o'clock in the forenoovand five o’ciock in the afternoon of that dy, to the highest bidder for cash in hand@to satisfy said note, interest and costs. F. J. Tygard, (1g-4t-) Trustee. | ~ Trustee’s Sale. | | Ware Harvy T. Dayton and Mary | Darton his wite by their certain Deed | of Trustdated March 23d 1881,and record | ed in theRecorder’s office of BatesCo. Mo. | book No. 25 at page 188 conveyed :o} J. Ryan, as Trustee, to secure the pav- | ment of a certain promisory note in | said Deed of Trust, fully described, the | tollowing described real estate, situated | j in Bates county Missouri, to-wit; The | | north-east quarter of the southwest quar- THE NEW ORUC STORE! W. Jj. LANSDOWN, Prop’r. Good Stock of Pure, Fresh Drugs. [on THE WEST SIDE OF THE SQUARE i] IN BUTLER, MO. I will give my personal attention to compounding prescriptions, day or night. Give me a trial trip. W. J. LANSDOWN. OLIVE HOUSE, |, W. J. LANSDOWN Prop’r. ‘LaGvene Nursery. (One mile north ot depot.) 8 million Hedge Piants, | 100 thousand Apple and Peach tree 50 thousand Pear Plum, Cher other truit trees. 50 thousand small fruits. ‘All kinds ot hardy Ornamental Shrubs, Trees, Vines, Bulbs, &c., Xe. ter of section No. thirty two in ‘ownship | “ Write me what you want and let me No. forty of range No. thirty age, con-! price it to you. Address taining forty acres more or less and, whereas it is in said Deed provided that in the event said J. J. Ryan shall be | ! absent, dead or disqualiffed, or from any cause he shall refuse to act as said Trustee i the then acting Sheriff of Bates county, | D. W. COZAD, LaCvene, Linn Co., —NEW ' Mo, shall act as such Trustee and where- as said J, J. Ryan has become disqual:- fied and refuses to act, and said note is now past due and unpaid Now there- fore at the request ot the legal holder of said note and by virtue of the authority in me vested by said Deed of Trust, I will as Trustee aforesaid sell said real estate at the east tront door of the Court House j in the city of Butler, in said Bates coun- ; ty, on { Saturday, May 20th, 1882. | between the hours of nine o'clock in the | fore-noon and 5 o’clock in the afternoon of that day tothe highest bidder tor cash | inhandto satisty said note interest and | costs. 20-4t. James R. Simpson, Sheriff of Bates county and Trustee- | Notice to Creditors. | Notice is hereby given that I will | hear and aliow claims against the as- signed estate ot Sylvester A- Barada, at my office in the City ot Butler. Bates | county Misssouri,on Wednesday, June 7th | a. D. 1882, between the hours of 9 o’clock | a. m. and 5 o'clock 0. m.- of said day, | and for two successive days thereafter at the same place and between the same | hours. Allclaims not presented for al- | lowance will be debarred from any ben- | efit of said estate- { Joun B. Eviis, i Assignee. | Butler. Mo , April 26th, 1582. 21-6. | PIANOS ORCANS Pianos $160 ur (Stool, Cover and Book i Square ¢ 3 springs, tul graftes. i Cabinet Other € eds or “dumm [SADDLE | AND HARNESS —sTORE— ED. KELLER & Co. PROPRIETORS. | So uth side +quase, vtler, Mo., next door to Jeter’s Jeweler Store We have a full stock of saddlery and har- ness. Goods first-class and sold as cheap as the cheapest. Honest work guaran- teed. Favor us with a call. 19-3. JESSE JAMES ISDEAD — Agents Wanted. i rama | owe the IlMustrated Lives and Adven- i Yres of Frank and Jesse James and the | ounger Bros, the noted western oullaws —By Hon, J A. Dacus, Ph, D. A true and thrilling account of their bold oper- ations for 20 years, in cs many states and j territories, with gr statement of the | final tragedy in St. Joseph Profusely | Illustrated, includi ¥ f the ; Outlaw fesse James, fe ter death, his young wife and little reo, es Fords, the house of the Jast 0 others engraved trom ac | dealing = + Music $4 prices i sy) I F ac ” 1 = and will pe t imes to acer Piano, Organ, or “atalogu= MENDELSSON PIANY tree.