The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 17, 1937, Page 8

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, SATURDAY, APRIL 17,1987 An Open Letter to THE GUMPS—SIR WALTER GUMP . A Boor on Wheels - oa son jill |i iit NUTTY, GUESS WHAT! THEY'VE OME day, my ill-mannered friend, you are going to go PICKED ME TO WRITE AN ORIGI- too far. Some day, when you swerve around a street NAL SCHOOL PLAY FOR “THE corner, you are going to clip the buttons off the wrong pedes- SENIOR DRAMATIC CLASS, TO trian’s vest, and he is going to catch up with you, haul you off your comfy upholstery and deal you the smacking-down you deserve. You're a veritable titan of self-assurance, aren’t you, when you're behind an eight-cylinder engine? But how do you look on your feet? Are you the same dash- i ing, imposing, self-assertive personage for whom the rest } of the world must make room? Would you dare shove an- | other pedestrian aside; would you jostle a six-footer? You would not, for you’re just a grubby little inferiority com- al plex who’s been sublimated by a shot of gasoline. yy ‘And whats the reason for this breakneck rush of yours, anyway? You're in an automobile, You'll arrive at your destination, 10, 15 or 20 times quicker than the pedestrian you're crowding back onto the curb. The best he can do is five or six miles an hour. You are going 25 or 30, perhaps 40 miles an hour. Is your business ten times more urgent than his? My, my, what an important fellow you are! What ». v vast designs, what momentous projects must occupy your 5 YES per BUT, WHY THE MAIN- A MOMENT LATER, THE TRIO, ACCOMPANIED BY THE. : 4 waking hours to justify such impatience. LAN! 1S YOUR EXCELLENCY CORPORAL, TRIUMPHANTLY MAKE THEIR WAY THROUGH as The automobile, it seems, is the devil’s gift to the Little j stearate phase 1A 2 AUST SAL ed we Man. Put him in control of a motor car and he’s cock o’ the el MAINLAND, | 2 ‘crosswalks. But if you suddenly yanked that ton or two of : | , Soa Guns: a u H j ‘iron and steel qut from under him, you'd find him just a TION THE OR - measly nonentity with the mental setup of a grammar = - school bully, Os ‘ (Travelers Satety Seretoe) ‘service to which Christian adie are specially invited. Major Smith will 4 preach. Special ‘music and song is be- —'teen young people are invited. Misses Al! Meader and Terry Schmidt in charge of this service. ‘At 7:30 an open air service, con- ducted by George Stebbins, corps pekeeant a ST. MARY'S PRO-CATHEVRAL .. m. annive: Rev Robert A. Feehan, Pastor Come and hear the wi ook sproadway Avenue o Bi nth Bt, | firat honors in. the aa iistrict an es at 5 an school vocal cont “. olock mass is for children. Ben tenor, will sing 4 : AS BABE SEES THINGS | —_ et le =quartet - ner Mote, Earl Benesh, Gri Dalh i\} UW and Harold amith, "wil sing “The _ SANOUNCH’!. WOT TH! ‘OW... WAMED THEM IN) HONOR { Pilgrim Song” and Harold My 1 baritone, will ing. e. ie { “Scatter a Litt Salvation Army string band, the leadership of Mrs. Major Smith, will give several number: Major Smith will bring « message. Everyone is heartily ‘invited to the Salvation Army services, FIRST LUTHERAN CHURCH 616—Ave D. G. Adolph Johns, Pastor April 18—Third Sunday after Pa : OF ATONEMENT ‘The ecleen ert ee fhe pessoas, Ei @ermon on 1e ctrine of ng ties! ent which will be read tn Christian | pup ag. andar school eae jence urches \roughou' \e Porld-on Sunday, April 18th, is trom| 10:20 reer eee en John (1:29): “John seeth Jesys com- fendelesphn. ing unto him, and saith, Behold the “Borrow Murned to Joy.” Lamb of God, which taketh away the lerthe mornings worahipi7 the sin of the world.’ friendship committee will meet. Included in the Scriptural citations 7:00 p, m.—Sunday school tea: for this service are the following! in the church parlors, pe a cone tp ee 8:00—Evening worship. Fight spirit ‘within me, Restore unto ene OR Men renee enreer: me the joy o! pb) Sermon: “Christians Are Pilgrims.” hold me witl P ‘Thursday, April 22, at . a Choir practice, BISMARCK GOSPEL TABERNACLE Corner of Rosser and Eleventh. ria R. B, Smith, Pastor Tn Science and Health with Key to a, m—Sunday school, with the Scriptures, by Mary Baker Eddy, | classes for all ages. Mra. John Hel- is the following correlative 3 in, Bi every il help us| Thi mnement for ie atonement—in t! with God—for he lacks repentance, which reform! and enables man to do t wisdom.” (Page 19). re p.m. ‘Tuesday night, Bible ya, Wednesday night, orches- Smith will complete § Dies TOUreAay AIEEE Pray et ficer in charge pF the Salvation Army m. 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