The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 3, 1936, Page 16

aR ERE GR ERIC EE NEESER ER~I'M NOT REALLY. INTERESTED MR, RADCLIFF - BUT, YOU SAY YOUR MINE IS ACLOSED CORPORATION ? . — I SIDEGLANCES -— - By George Clark | We TH - IT'S A DEAL MISS WILTEM- 7 7° BRING ME $100,000 IN * # TEC & CURRENCY FROM MY PRIVATE VAULT 5 OH “MK SUMP — | POS TVELY HAVE NO STOCK FOR BUT-ER- IF AN IMPORTANT MAN LIKE YOU WERE “This is my party, mother, and | won doing all his ofd card | AT THE New Joe Brown Film Hit Is Comedy Riot Joe F. Brown—king of the laugh- makers—comes io the Capttol The- atre today in his newest Warner Bros. comedy hit, “Polo Joc.” He portrays tine meck soul who tries to cover his fright at his own limita- tions by insisting that they don’t ex- ist. He finds it necessary to pretend great prowess at polo, though he has never been on a horse, and gets fits | P: of sneezing whenever he gets near one. As Joe Bolton, he returns to his home town and the welcoming arms of his rich and gushing Aunt Minnie —after years in China. Aunt Minne’s mansion is in the midst of a swanky Ppolo-playing colony—and Joe at once falls head over heels in love with pretty Mary Hilton, who thinks no man can be a hero unless he plays polo. To get out of his difficulty Joe pre- tends that he is a wow at it—and so is forced to join the club. He is in terror at what lies ahead and his valet gets the brilliant idea of hiring @ gang of bruisers to kidnap him be- fore the game, His rival for Mary's hand overhears Joc’s scheme, and in- forms Mary's father. So he is compelled to play in the big game—and what happens is good for more laughs to the second than you have enjoyed for many a long . This is a guarantee. Don't fail to sce Joc as the polo- pretender — and don't be selfish — bring all the family. 1 Cat’s Kits Envious | | Over Adopted Rat | ~-(P)—Domestic discord has broken out in the cardboard domi- cile of “Pickles,” a 15-year-old alley cat, over the attention she lavished on a 4-inch baby rat she rescued from a blazing ice house and adopted as her own. The mother’s other offspring— two survivors from a litter of nine kittens—meowed their jealousy of the newcomer in their cellar home. “Pickles” previously had quite a reputation as a ratter in kitchens and barnyards hereabouts. John Hamil, 40, owner of the Lakeside hotel, said “Pickles” dashed out of the burning icehouse with the rat grasped in her teeth and carried it to the cellar. “After dinner,” he explained, “the danged thing just crawls in the box and snuggles between the kittens, When the kittens play, it just sits by sleepy-eyed and watches.” Eyes Examined Glasses Prescribed The eye ts an organ you can't afford to neglect. Optometrist, Dr. H. J. Wagner Offices opposite the G. P. Hotel since 1914 #| conserved every day in the oil indus- MOVIES ee ey jLaurel and Hardy at Best in Dual Roles “Our Relations,” suggested by W. W. Jacobs’ Internationally-known story, “The Money Box,” gives Laurel end Hardy their greatest. opportunity to exploit their specialized screen genius which has so highly enter- tained the world for the past ten | years, The new picture, a Stan Lau- rel production, is now showing at the ‘amount Theatre, Friday and Sat- ‘irst as respectable residents of a let seaport town, living a sedate life ; with their wives; then as their twin | sailor brothers, reported to have been hanged for joining in a mutiny, and finally doubly being flashed on the screen, Laurel and Hardy in “Our Relations” keeps its audience in con- stant expectation of the stirring and funny adventure that beset them. The current production is the most jelaborate ever furnished the re- nowned comedy team. Under the ex- perlenced direction of Harry Lach- man and skilful photogpraphy by Rudolph Mate, the background for the inimitable antics and laughter- getting proclivities of: Laurel and Hardy is so realistic and artistic that it could appropriately serve for a dra- matic spectacle. A humorous musical score by Leroy Shield supplics a mer- ry tuen to the comedy. FRANCO RECOGNIZED Managua, Nicaragua, Dec. 3.—(#)— The Nicaraguan government announc- ed Thursday that jt had recognized the Burgos junta of Gen. Francisco Franco as the de facto government of Spain. Millions of barrels of oil are being try by stopping waste from evapora- tion and fire. I MIGHT BE PERSUADED ‘TO SELL’A SMALL ¢ BLOCK OF T'S BEAUTIFUL, Son' 1M PROUD EU . OLLY, IT SURE Bi IS BIG ai ENOUGH! I. WELL,I ALWAYS SAID THAT MY BOY HAD THE STUFF TO BECOME. THE MOST VALWABLE _ PLAYER ON HIS <x << =<O-O~< H, SPECIAL NURSE ABOARD PLANE WELL, Miz. DETECTIVE - THE AREN'T YOU GOING TO ASK ME ABOUT THE SINCE 17 +) BIG ASSIGNMENT? 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