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Weekiy by mail in Canada, per year .....-...-.---- Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press {a exclusively entitled to the use for republica- | ton of the news dispatches credited to it er not otherwise credited in this newspaper and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein All rights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved, er Let’s Really Save Time For more years than we like to remember automobile drivers have been told that observance of the rules of the road | and of common courtesy mean safety. It secms useless to repeat it. Yet, every now and then, something occurs which empha- sizes the fact in a way no one can overlook. Such an event was the automobile accident Saturday east | of Bismarck in which one woman was killed and four persons were injured. According to reports by the first persons to arrive at the scene, one of the drivers admitted that he was attempting to | disputed him. THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 1936 Behind the Scenes The Campaign ‘Pioys Bunkum’ and Good Stories in Jim Watson's ‘As I Knew Them.’ By RODNEY DUTCHER (Tribune Washington Correspondent) Washington, Sept. 15.—Former Sen- ator Jim Watson of Indiana, a power here for many long years but finally tossed out by the voters and reduced t© odd jobs of lobbying here, along with rather desperate attempts to maintain leadership in the Indiana Republican machine, has been called “a lovable old humbug” and many other names Iess or more compli- mentary. No one, however, ever sald Jim couldn't tell a good story and even many of those who detested his po- litical attitudes and actions were fond of him for his friendly genialty. Watson always insisted that he was a thorough “reactionary” and no one for his frankness. Now Jim has written an autobi- | ography entitled “As I Knew Them,” and in spite of all the things that @re glossed over and of doubts whether this is a major contribution to political history, Jim’s book con- tains a swell collection of ancedotes and for that, if for no other reason, is an enjoyable tome. yarns are already famous. are not and some of the latter are produced herewith. * * His First Filibuster Jim's first political training came at DePauw University, where he fought with Albert J. Beveridge “like @ couple of cats” and became presi- Some admired him! Many of the! Others | os ES r ARMS RACE In this weird dance ina la “Nationaldefense” a | XX faster and faster and wild and tear one an- other to pieces the natives dash around circle, veasipon | “Nationalhonor.” As the dance continues, they run E dizzier and dizzier, ai they Finally go completely The Strange Inhabitants of the Planet Earth Peron coccroccopoccc) j knee when inflammation has subsided? pass another car at the crest of a hill when he became involved Clearly one or the other of the two drivers was in error and violating the law when the crash oc- Had this not been true there could not have been a in a head-on collision. curred. head-on smash. The explanation for his failure to observe the rules of the road probably lies in the fact that he was in a hurry. Had this not been true whichever driver was at fault would have been on his own side of the road. The clearest thing about the whole business is that the| One woman is dead There is no telling how long she would have lived had she not been sent to her grave time-saving effort was a dismal failure. and hers is the greatest loss of time. by this accident. Four other persons were injured and may be in the hos- pital for a combined total of months. Certainly that is a bad record from the time-saving standpoint, to say nothing of the physical and mental suffering involved. | These five persons alone will have lost more time because of this one accident than all of the motorists in North Dakota will have saved this year because of excessive speed or taking the chances involved in violating the rules of the road. Every motorist might think of this case—and hundreds of others like it which occur in this state every year—the next time he gets interested in “saving time.” First Empty, Then Burned From February to July, according to an article by Rev. Wilfred Parsons, S. J., in the Columbian, official magazine of the Knights of Columbus, more than 200 Roman Catholic churches were burned by rioting commoners in Spain. This is surprising in view of the fact that Spain once was a country in which the Roman Catholic church was a dominant hour and a quarter, rushed in all bedraggled and covered observes that Andersonville. vest, collar and necktie and proceeded |¢f Virginia on the one hand and Un- to orate for a couple of hours.” Jack |der-Secretary Rex Tugwell on the; It is not a contest between on the 14-mile buggy ride home Jim|machine or organization politicians asked him if he had done well. good places to quit.” dent of the Plato literary society. On the eve of a close Plato fight he dis- covered the opposition had taken five of “our boys” to Eel River hunting and driven away, leaving them there. That meant defeat for Jim, so he went to Emmons Vest, a student preacher who belonged to his faction you can pray?” Emmons said he could pray indefinitely, Jim explained. At the opening of the Plato meeting he called on Emmons to pray. De- Pauw had great respect for prayer, sO no one dared interrupt. “Every time the door opened, Vest looked up, and if it was not our boys coming in, he ducked his head and went at it again. He prayed for an till the boys with mud. It was my first filibuster.” It's typical of Jim Watson when he Subsequently, as a ed Vest by going to the conference % # ® Mild Enthusiasm Watson's first campaign was at “I took off my coat, Ross, a country lawyer, presided and Ross was only mildly enthusiastic. “Jack, did I miss anything?” “Yes, Jim, you did.” “What was it?” “Well, Jim. you missed two damned | i i | | | | * *e * Mutual Problem “Senator Joe Brown of Georgia ex- pressed it by saying that the first | and asked: | “Emmons, how long do you think | — ooking at the Campaign “David Lawrence Yor Personal Health By William Brady, M. D. Brady will auswer qu or diagnosis. Writ ready im care of The Tribu stamped. self-addresaed env. PLEASE HAVE YOUR COMPLAINT READ®. Of course if some one dropped you on the floor and injured your head when you were a baby you can’t help it now, but you can at least try to be- have intelligently when you visit the doctor. On the way to his office you might think over your complaint, get it in hand and be ready to tell him what it is when he asks you. I don’t mean to suggest that you spring a snappy answer. Doctors nowadays do not lay themselves open to that. They do not ask you what your trouble is or what seems to be the matter with you today. They ask you what you complain of. You liad better expect that, so you won't get rattled and flounder about-and mutter that you're sure you don’t know. That is exasperating to an earnest, busy physician. Whatever your complaint may be—don’t deny that you have a chief complaint, the thing that causes you to seek medical advice—you surely know whether it has just developed this morning or whether you have no- ticed it for two or three weeks or for the past six years. Make up your mind about the duration of the trouble and don’t try to fend off the doctor's queries by answering that it has been bothering you for quite a while. And for heaven's sake forget the remedies or treatments you have al- ready tried and the imposing sums you have squandered on them. Forget also the patent incompetence of the other doctors you have already con- sulted. If your present doctor is any good at all he won't care and he won't listen to such remarks, Confine your chatter to your present complaint and try to answer any questions intelligently. Then hold your breath, or breathe in or breathe out or say ah or ninety-nine as the doctor may request, If you are serious about it, go prepared to strip for examination. If you are a woman, and the doctor has no nurse in his office, take along a rela- tive or friend. Leave at home your own notions as to the nature or proper management of your trouble. Tell the doctor your symptoms, not what you think they signify. It is his job to interpret symptoms or signs he elicits by examina- tion. However, if you feel on an even footing with the doctor or if you think you know as much as he does about your particular trouble, you having had s0 much experience with it, better save the fee, Wait till you find a doctor who knows more than you do, QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Bursitis What precautions to prevent necessity for operation for bursitis of Is any diathermy method use- ful? . . Answ CW. A. W.) ‘—Daily applications of diathermy might promote complete re- covery. If the bursitis was acute, not of prolonged duration, the knee should be kept functionally at rest for a week or more—by means of suitable splint and crutch or cane. Deafmutism : Grandmother bore 7 children. Two, (boy and girl) were born deaf mutes; the rest are normal. The girl, my aunt, married a deaf mute; they had three children, all deaf and dumb . The boy, my uncle, married a normal woman from a normal family and has a son who is normal. My cousin and Tare afraid to have children . . . (D. H.) Answer—Any offspring of your or your cousins would be not unlikely to | be deaf and dumb, You should not marry. Goitre Report I have been greatly benefited by your iodin ration, I was advised by two physicians that iodin may be all right for young persons but not for old people with goitre (I am 74). After two years of the iodin ration I have so signs of goitre—and before I started it the doctors told me there was no hope of a cure by*operation or otherwise . . . (C. H. W.) Answer—It is an old medical prejudice that individuals with “toxic” or Chicago, Ill., Sept. 15—An amazing common denominator of all the states strength, just as it did the Republica to get him assigned to Rushville “to|party in the west. do our preaching.” The factionalism shows itself pri- and conservative cleavage is just as plain as if it were disclosed in a na- tional sense by Senator Carter Glass other. and brain trusters. It is a battle be- tween those who think government should be run on sound lines and with due respect for economic law and those ‘vho must think money grows on trees because they believe it is the function cf government to perform all sorts of social tasks that mean higher and higher expense to the taxpayers. Some of these state fights will be settled in the primaries, but the fires visited is the split-up of the Demo-! member of the Methodist board of |cratic party and the rising revolt that trustees in his home town, he reward-/may break down the Democratic | marily on state issues, but the radical | ‘momentum were it not for the ef- \them under their wing. |their control get going toward the so- | jare force and apparently stood high in the regard of the people. couple of months he was a senator he | kindled will not die by November. The looked around with awe on the as- | Republican leaders view these family monwealth federation’s “production for use” program in the state of Washington and the tremendous in-| terest in public ownership of public utilities and continued federalization of the western states have tended to reyplutionize party politics on the Pacific coast and that this-has over- flowed into the Rocky mountain re- gions. Radicalism in 1936 politics, however, is neither coherent nor well oe | ganized and would not have any teal| fective way in which the New Deal- ers, in their desire to get votes, have corraled all these groups and taken} The New Dealers may think they are going to control these elements, but they will find themselves sadly mistaken if | state experiments obviously beyond | cialistic side of things. The old-line Democrats, of course, unhappy and worried. Even among the organization politicians who are at heart conservatives, there is much skepticism about the New But this modern follower of the gallant Ignatius of Loyola explains this phenomenon in terms which constitute a warning to Christian churches everywhere, Protestant as well as Catholic. After discussing the background, the reasons for and the political methods used in the current trouble in Spain, he says: “Only one matter remains to be explained. The great tragedy of Spain was that in the nineteenth century the working masses apostatized from the church, as Pope Pius X once remarked. And. it is well to remember, it was poverty, destitution, and injustice which made them apostatize. They got to hate the church because they hated the friends of the church, who exploited them and whom the church did nothing to rebuke or correct. The words of Pope Leo XIII forty-five years ago went unheeded, and his great Encyclical “Rerum Novarum” was neglected. Now the church is reaping the sad fruits of that neglect in the loss of so many souls and in the destruc- tion of its churches. If all that had not been so, the poor would today be fighting on the church's side, instead of against it; or rather, the leaders of the poor would never have got them to join the revolutionary forces in the first place. The terrible and tragic story of Spain is a fearful lesson for the rest of us.” In short, according to this authority, the dominant church in Spain too long neglected the mission for which the churches were created, which is to preach humanity and justice in world- ly affairs as well as righteousness in moral affairs. That neglect led first to empty churches and then to the burning of church buildings. His statement that “the terrible and tragic story of Spain is a fearful lesson for the rest of us” should strike home to churchmen of all creeds. In effect it calls on them, Protestant as well as Catholic, to examine their own acts and ascertain if they are fulfilling their mission. If they are not, it points out with emphasis, they will not exert much influence in the affairs of the world about them. New Teaching Idea Under the direction of the teachers college at Columbia university a new high school has been instituted this ycar at Springdale Farms, Canton, North Carolina. Here, we are told, boys and girls will be educated “to meet the problems which face them as individuals and members of society by wise direction of their work, study and play.” The aim is to get away from learning by rote, to teach them to think rather than to memorize. : The movement is a laudable one but hardly important to the American school system. It has long been obvious that our children were being taught to memorize and recite rather than to think. Teachers have recognized the fact and have tried to overcome the handicap, but it still is a difficult job. The new school should meet this situation easily and will, therefore, be an advance. But the idea will hardly be of serv- ice to American schoolmen as a whole. What they need are improved methods which can be applied ,in the instruction of sembled senators and wondered how |Struggles among the Democrats as in the world he had managed to land | meaning a quiet vote of protest ex- in such company. After that, for the | Pressed through Republican ballots in next three months, he looked around | November. My own feeling is that the at them and wondered how the other |Cevelopment of ‘more and more in- fellows had ever got in the senate ees And after that they all looked around | party lines in the future and the grad- | tators in the states have also triea to at one another and wondered how on |Ual extinction of the dyed-in-the-wool !do, and the latter have neither his jearth they were all going to stay in the senate.” se Matters of Finance Famous Speaker Tom Reed, who followed previous practice by putting | all “money experts” on the Banking | and Currency committee. with the comfortable assurance they never could agree and hence there'd be no currency legislation, once said, “There ! is something about the intimate study of finance that, if a man continues it long enough, disqualifies him from talking intelligently on any other subject, and, if he continues it. still longer, disqualifies him from talking intelligently on that.” “And,” writes Jim, “that is the way all of us looked on these experts.” see Reed Liked This Retort Jim Ham Lewis, now a_ senator) from Illinois, was once a first-year | congressman from the state of Wash- ington. One day he came to Speaker Reed and courteously urged recogni- tion to call up a certain bill in which he was interested. After awhile Reed said: “Well, I suppose I'll have to recog- nize you and I guess I'll do it. Lewis, I'm not nearly so ugly as I look.” At that Lewis bowed nearly to the floor and with a graceful sweep of his arms exclaimed: “Impossible, Mr. Speaker, impossible!” Reed, who Watson shows to have been a salty old character, enjoyed that one hugely. All those yarns appear in the first 36 pages of Jim's book, which runs to 313. pages. There's a lot of pious bunkum and probably some misin- formation. But your correspondent is going to lug Jim's book off with him on vacation and expects to learn a lot more about politics as well as to enjoy many laughs. For Jim also sometimes is attractively naive. (Copyright, 1936, NEA Service, Inc.) Geer oer rcs BIT OF HUMOR NOW AND THEN {S RELISHED BY THE BEST OF MEN utterly Mabel when she asked him about the formal instruction thus placed in operftion still is a valuable Adjunct to our educational system. ts best time to get married? Deal strategy, though at the moment jit seems to them to be one way to jwin a victory. It is the fruits of the | Victory that will cause concern. For | what Mr. Roosevelt has striven to do dependent voters who will disregard |in the nation generally, many imi- Democrat or Republican is what may | skill nor his restraint nor his flexi- be looked for. The west has been for | bility and power to shift quickly as many years increasing its independent |he sees his cause grow unpopular. vote at the expense of the straight |The western revolutionists are cru- vote. It cannot be denicd that the EPIC jand very little to lose by producing a saders who have everything to gain HORIZONTAL 1 Asks per- emptorily. 7 Yellow fruits. 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VERTICAL 1 Rubbish. 2 Night before. 3 Flour factory. 4 Assumed name. 5 Doctor. 6 Observed. 7 8 Form of “a.” 9 Conscious. ey (Copyright, 1936 By David Lawrence) | program in California and the Com-| state of chaos. and just now they are! engaged in the very simple task of! acquiring possession of the Demo- cratic party while forcing out the conservative Democrats who are join- ing the anti-New Deal tide and in- tensifying the cieavage of class and political warfare that has been en- gendered by Mr. Roosevelt in the last three years, T have been impressed with the way the federal agencies, both regular and “emergency,” have become political and how the spending of federal money has influenced the local po- litical situation in several states. The intertwining of state and fed- | eral politics grows out of the land- slide of 1932. Never before have there been so many Democratic governors, states of the same party as the presidency and with a heavy Demo- To have 37 out of the 48) exophthalmic goitre should not take iodin. We live and learn, Corn or Callus Kindly print again the formula for corn or callus remover which you gave @ year ago. (K. 8.) It was highly satisfactory, but we have lost the clipping. .. Answer—Dissolve thirty grains of salicylic acid in one-half ounce of flexible collodion. Keep in tightly stoppered vial. Keep liquid off from in- side of neck of vial. Paint a coating on corn, callus or wart once a day for a week or ten days. (Copyright 1936, John F. Dille Co.) delegations is something quite un-! are Democrats of principle in the usual. The Democrats have not known how to handle their new-found power. They have quarreled in many places. The “spoils” are too pre- cious to be a matter of distribution by the governor or by the political boss who happens to dominate a state. This uprising due to patronage and due to desire to get hold of more fed- eral money does not do credit to the men in politics, but it is a hopeful cratic strength in the congressional | sign on the other hand that there primaries almost everywhere who are willing to make sacrifices and take a beating just to express a protest against political debauchery and jobbery. Indeed, it may well be said that, if the 1932 election was a Roosevelt revolution, there is a counter-revolu- tion in full swing in the United States, and it shows itself already in the Far West and the Rocky moun- tain states, where independent vote ing has long been the rute rather than the exception. BEGIN HERE TODAY JUDITH HOWARD, engaged to } STEPHEN FOWLER for four years, breaks the engagement be- cause Stephen is unwilling (o marry her and let her continue with her job, Judith ts encour- aged in this move by her friend, VIRGINIA BENT. Lonely and unhappy, Judith Goes for a walk and steps in front of an approaching automobile. To avoid hitting her, the driver ewerves and strikes a fire hy- drat, He is injured and taken to a hospital. Judith, feeling ree epensible, goes also. the hospital young DR. HARRIS tells her NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY CHAPTER VIL sys safest to assume he takes me for a fool,” Judith warned herself. Aloud she gave him the address of her apartment. “Good!” exclaimed the young physician. “I was afraid it would be nearer the hospital than that!” He released his foot from the ac- celerator, and Judith watched the speedometer needle hover between 20 and 25. “I’th a very careful driver,” Harris added with a smile. “I don’t believe in speed- ing—especially with a girl like you in the car.” Suddenly his manner changed. His voice lost its bantering light- ness. “Look here, Miss Howard. You said you caused this accident because you weren't looking where you were going.” “That's right.” “It puzzles me that a pretty young woman should be out walk- ing alone—hatless—with her head down even when she crossed the street. Something was troubling you. Would you want to tell me 38 Sneaky. 61 Oak. 39 Made hard. 62 Record of 41 Bucket U1 Onager. 12 Horses. 15 Mover’s truck. 59 Credit. 60 Third note in scale. about it?” “Yeyes .. .” “Anything wrong at home?” Judith shook her head. “I live alone in the apartment.” “Then it has to be a love af- fair.” He turned to her with a grin. “You were right,” she told Harris quickly. “I was thinking about something else when I started to cross the street.” “And that ‘something else’ was @ man, of course.” ee UDITH was’ astonished. did you guess that?” “It wasn’t much of a guess. “How TODAY §8 OURS =) long time. More than four years,, “But what was it Shakespeare to be exact. I—I thought that|said? ‘Men have died . . . but was a little extended for an en-|not for love.’ It’s never fatal.” gagement.” Nevertheless Judith’s borrowed “I should think so! But what|cynicism refused to ring true. made this Steve so backward, I’d|_ “I wouldn’t say never fatal, like to know.” Rarely fatal is more accurate. Judith hesitated, then found)You're very young and—as I herself continuing. “He didn’t} think I've said before—very pret- think he was making enough|ty. Other men are going to fall | money to marry. I was willing to keep my job—wanted to, in fact. But Steve couldn’t agree.” Harris did not answer for a mo- ment. They drove with only the hum of the motor between them. Then: “When did all this hap- pen?” “I told him yesterday.” “Yesterday?” repeated the doc- tor in astonishment, “You were speaking of it in the past tense, and I had an idea that—” “It should be in the past tense,” Judith told him. “But that’s what Steve can’t believe. He tried to see me tonight. I went to a movie to get away from him, Then when I came home he was waiting in the doorway. I'd turned down the street again when this accident happened.” She studied his pro- file, hoping that he would make some comment on what she'd told him. And when he offered none she could not refrain from ask- I was right, Doctor Harris?” He thought a moment. . “Yes, I’m sure you were. The condi- tions the past few years haven't been very conducive to young marriages. But when two people have been in love as long as you ing, “Do you—well, do you think! and this man it makes things— difficult, to say the least. Yes, I think you were right in wanting Steve to meet conditions as they are. Personally, I sce no harm in love with you. A great many, I should think, now that you've given Steve the gate and the field is open. It’s hard for you to bee lieve now, but I think the chances are good that you'll run into someone you like better even than you liked Steve.” see YE. Judith agreed silently, it was hard to believe. So diffi- cult, in fact, that she did not be- lieve it at all. Steve was the man she had loved first, and now she felt sure that he would be the only-one, always and forever. Per- haps in time the hurt would quiet a little, and the wound heal. She would be like the soldier whose wound straightens him often, but whose memory does not recall the pain, the field of battle, or the swoon against the earth, Suddenly her unhappy thoughts Heer an by Eden Harris’ jovial, Judith nodded. “Yes... and thanks so much for all your kinde ness,” “Now that you're safely home Tl admit that I could have reached here by a much shorter route. But I just had a hunch that you had some things on your chest, and that you'd feel better if you could get them off.” “You're a nice person,” Judith smiled sincerely. “Thanks again, in a wife working out of the|and there’s no need for you to get home, especially if she’s healthy|out. But I would like to know and competent. Of course, later|the name of the man who drove on, she'll want a home and chil- dren. But by that time the hus- band is likely to be making enough to support her.” oes (DITH sighed with relief. “You don’t know how good it is to hear you say that.” Harris lapsed into silence, drove several blocks before he spoke again. And when he did release himself he had resumed his former manner. Reaching into his pocket, he drew out a pack How did you hapnen to make this momentous decision?” “He—he didn’t want to marry m This startled Eden Harris for a moment, but when he had taken another look at Judith’s. face he seemed relieved. “I get it. You're a young woman who plans to take full advantage of the fact that this is a leap year.” “No, . . . You sce, Steve and I have known each other for a of cigarets. 77 “Thanks.” She accepted the ligi:t from his pocket torch, then raised her eyes to his, trying to match his mood. “Tell me, doc- tor, do you think time will cure me?” * “I don’t know,” he replied in mock professional manner. “Love ‘is a curious disease. Time is the only treatment-to which it re- sponds—and you can’t depend ab- solutely on that.” i the car tonight. I'll want to see how he’s getting along.” “Francis Jarvis is his name. But you needn’t worry about him. He'll be in his office tomorrow, as right as rain.¥ As Judith opened. the car door, Harris put out a ree straining hand. “Not a word about whether you hope Zou'll see me again?” Judith laughed. one to look up the rules, But doesn’t Emily Post require that the lady be silent on that subject?” “That may be. But there's nothing to prevent her showing ® in her eyes.” Judith widened her eyes, “' what do they say?” See a “I can’t tell. Those are enig- matic eyes, Judith Howard. But I hope we'll see each other again.” “So do I, really, Doctor Harris,” “And the way to manage it is for me to come and call on you, May J 1" : course. Good night. . .” (Te Be Continued)