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THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, MARCH 81, 1936 THE GUMPS—O, MIN! al ALWAYS SUSPICIOUS WHEN MIN REALIZE OF BUSY HUSBANDS Now MISTAREN SHE 1s- |S A SHE'LL APOLOGIZE - I THINK (T WOULD BE BEST IF MRS.COOK (5 LEFT ALONE. AND, WILL YOU PLEASE TELL THAT To “Any other man would pad that enough to take care of his wife’s expenses, ynd not make the boss think he was such a small timer.” a By William Ferguson BY JINGO! THE TRAIN IS BEING WE'LL SOON FIND HELD UP BY UBANIAN TROOPS! OUT WHAT {{ y THIS IS ALLI @ ABOUT " THis Curious WorLD MEAT, WITH THE HOPES ARE MAN'S THAT THE WORST ENEMIES AMONG THE. INSECTS/ HOT ZIGGITY-DIGGITY | THaSS BeTTER’N L COULD Col WELL, OFFERED TH LEARN THE FLUTE FOR SAMMY HAS BROUGHT SUN-' MRS. KRACKER, “STEAD O’ THE PIANO! GUT, SHING TOTHIS HOUSE! AND SHUCKS! I DON'T WANNA PRACTICE! T WANNA a HOW NICELY HE PRACTICES] = REeao! y HIS ELUTE LESSONS, TODAY! SOMETIMES HAS A TEMPERATURE OF 3,600 DEGREES, F. Uh ZZ AT THE MOVIES u an =r CONG To Ouch! wtS ME. ALL Dietrich and Cooper | Horton Spends Plenty JOGO Gee AND LEATE ME HERE iT ALONG RIGHT — IM HOF Co-starred in ‘Desire’| During ‘His Night Out’ Ose aN Va hee eaianinin! “Desire,” Paramount's romantic] What happens when a shy and omedy co-starring Marlene Dietrich | quiet young man suddenly tears loose nd Gary Cooper, brings these pop-| and spends hundreds of dollars enter- ular stars together on the screen for | taining his best girl during a single the first time since their appearance} night out is aptly revealed in Uni- in “Morocco.” versal’s funny and thrilling “His Night “Desire” centers around @ breath-|Out,” starring Edward Everett Hor- taking Continental beauty’s theft of a| ton, which opens today at the Capi- string of pearls through a cleverly-/ tol theatre. maneuvered plot. Supporting Horton in the feature Sunny Spain, land of romance and attraction is beautiful Irene Hervey, dreams, provides the locale of this! cast as secretary to Horton’s boss in Picture. Dietrich appears to her screen | a chain drug store concern, played by admirers in a modern, ultra-sophisti-| Robert McWade. cated role. Cooper plays the part of| In the production, directed by Wil- an American engineer bent on making | liam Nigh, Horton chooses to have his the most of his European vacation. gay fling just after the boss’ safe has “Desire” will be seen Wednesday | been looted of $100,000 in bonds. Hor- . @nd Thursday at the Paramount/ton thinks Miss Hervey may have theatre. Director Frank Borzage has| taken the money so that she could placed Marlene Dietrich and Gary| afford an operation for her invalid @ooper at the head of a list of the| brother, takes the blame himself, and screen love teams of all times.| the fun begins. Horton bumps into explains that Miss Dietrich, mys- | two.separate groups of gangsters, both tery woman, creature of ice and fire,| out to get him, finds himself in jail, finds a fitting complement to her sub-} taken for a ride, and in other situ- tle art in the easygoing charm of| ations, all of which he faces with un- Gary Cooper. Each sets the other off| usual bravery and acumen. an a manner unparalleled on the| In the cast of the production are gcreen. Jack LaRue, Willard Robertson, Os- SEE car Apfel, Lola Lane, Virginia Howell, Of every 100 victims of fatal road| and other noted screen players. @ccidents in England, 49 are pedes- trians, three are drivers of motor ve-| In Italy, during the 16th century, the front edges of books were painted ' Cyclist messengers of the British|in such manner that the complete de- ostoffice cover 200,000,000 miles an-|sign showed only when a complete Dually, with a total of 20,000 bicycles. set was properly arranged on a book- —____ Markers at English archery matches RAIN OR SHINE. simultaneously throw themselves on WRIGLEY'S 1S THE Re RrOnDE, wave white flags and ei Q STANDARD OF QUALITY MM |Save, {pci jees when an archer It is said that the gemsbok, a large . South African antelope, never drinks . j |water, the moisture it requires being obtained from succulent plants. Most of the temperance societies of the world have struck prohibition off their practical reform programs. Nero Deep, near the Island of Guam, is about six miles deep, ™# PERFECT GUM THE FLAVOR LAST