The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 10, 1936, Page 8

Succession of ‘Ifs’ Governs Giants’ "ING DARLING RAPS | CONSERVATION PLAN; WHITEHEAD, LESLIE, FITZSIMONS, TERRY KEY MEN 70 POWER ‘Big Three’ Are Certain Quan- ity, But Pitching Staff Is Question Mark JACKSON'S KNEE BOTHERS i Outfield Is No Problem If Leiber Signs; Catching Well Tak- en Care of | Pensacola, Fla., Mar. 10.—(#)}—The answer to the New York Giant pen- nant chances is a succession of “ifs.” If Bill Terry can play first base reg- ularly; if Sam Leslie can replace him effectively should a bad knee keep ‘Terry on the sidelines; if Burgess Whitehead can go at full steam at second for an entire season; if Fre Fitzsimmons’ arm is right again, and! if Hank Leiber doesn’t remain a hold- out—then you can bet your rent money that the Giants will be in the 1936 National League race. They still can be hot contenders even if one or two of their problem ball players have just a fair season but too many defects probably wil! cause them to do another fold-up act for the third straight year. Pitching Is Question Mark Pitching is the biggest problem. Cari Hubbell, Hal Schumacher and Cly- dell Castleman, who between them captured 67 of the 91 games won last season, are certain quantities for 1936. The other seven, among them Fitz- simmons whose arm was operated upon for a chipped bone last year, are big question marks. Terry is optimistic over Harry Gum- bert, who wow 20 and lost 10 last sea- son for Baltimore and is counting on him to round out the “Big Four.” Solves Infield Problem With Whitehead at second, Terry believes he has solved his infield problem. Travis Jackson and his Wobbly knees is another question mark at third but Mark Koenig can give him the rest he needs. Dick Bar- tell at shortstop, Terry or Leslie at first complete the inner defense. If Leiber remains a holdout, the Giants would lose considerable punch. Leiber hit .331 last year. Taking it for granted he will sign, Terry’s outfield worries are over with Mel Ott in righ: and Jim Ripple bringing up the re- serves. Catching is no problem with Gus Mancuso and Harry Danning on deck. They will comprise the full catching staff for the Giants. With The Majors (By the Asseciated Press) Mungo Asks $12,000 Clearwater, Fla.—Most Brooklyn Dodgers are hoping the management will get Pitcher Van Mungo into the fold without further delay. Some say he has asked for $12,000 and the men who hold the money box have agreed to $11,500—but balk on the other half- grand. M’Carthy Has Troubles 8t. Petersburg—Charley Ruffing, Yankee right hander, and Ben Chap- man, the fly chaser, are adding grey hairs to the head of genial Joe Mc- Carthy, manager. Nearly everyone feels his salary difficulties wil be htened out eventually but his conditioning is being seriously retard- ed meanwhile. Tiny Looks Over Hurlers Pensacola—Bill Terry of the Giants is paying close attention to the hurl- ers in an attempt to determine a starting quartet. Carl Hubbell, Hal Schumacher and Clydell Castleman Jook like the first three, with Al Smith of New York and Harry Gumbert, the ex-Oriole, battling it out for the other spot. Senators in Skull Drill Orlando—With the memory of last year’s baseline errors still rankling, Manager Bucky Harris of the Sena- tors cancelled afternoon leaves begin- ning Wednesday and said he would start skull practice on infield strategy. Revises Cub Lineup Avalon—Manager Charlie Grimm was busy Tuesday revising the Cubs’ lineup for the opening of the series with the White Sox on Friday. Gene Lillard, Los Angeles recruit, was at third for Stan Hack, who was called ‘away by the death of his mother. Frank Demaree, absent because of the illness of his father, will be replaced by Tuck Stainback or Johnny Gill in left field. Hal Lee Signs St. Petersburg—Hal Lee, the last of the Boston Bees’ holdouts, has signed. Cronin to Test Rookies Sarasota—Joe Cronin of the Red Sox will work his youngest pitchers against the Senators at Orlando Sat- urday and against the Reds at Tam- pa Sunday. He wants to see what Manvel Salvo, Jim Henry and Lee Rogers can do under fire. Tribe Pitchers Set New Orleans— Manager Steve O'Neill of the Indians doesn’t intend to work any of his veteran hurlers until the three-game series with the Giants at Pensacola starting Friday. In those games he says he will use Harder, Hudlin, Hildebrand, Allen, ‘Blaeholder, Lee and Lioyd Brown. Greenberg Still Holdout ; Lakeland—With Goose Goslin sign- ed up, the Tigers spent a rainy day in camp speculating on Hank Green- berg’s holdout demands, guessed var- sfously at $25,000 to $35,000. Oceania includes islands in the Southern Pacific Ocean that are Defends Crown ! first game at 8 p. m., Thursday. THE 1300 Fans, 60-Piece Band Ac- | company Sioux Cagers to j Minneapolis Minneapolis, March 10. — (®) — A special train bearing 300 North Da- kota University basketball rooters and ia 60-piece band will come to Minne- }apolis Thursday to support the No- daks in the sixth district Olympic ; basketball playoffs at the University of Minnesota field house Thursday and Friday nights. The North Dakota quintet, cham- pions of the North Central Confer- ence, will meet the Drake University Bulldogs, Iowa representatives, in the ! The Grand Forks contingent of | fans will be headed by Frank Webb, , North Dakota alunmi-secretary. The ,Tooters will arrive with the team at ; 4p. m., Thursday at the Great North- BISMARCK TRIBUNE, NODAKS PLAY DRAKE IN FIRST _|Driscoll Girls Win __ DISTRICT OLYMPIC ENCOUNTER} Co Consolidated Champions Down McKenzie in Final Tour- ney Game, 32-13 Driscoll, N. D., March 10—Driscoll won the Burleigh county girls’ con- solidated basketball championship here Saturday, defeating McKenzie in the final game, 32-13. Driscoll’s biggest battle was in the semi-finals when they eliminated Sterling, 25-16, in the playoff of an earlier 28-all deadlock. McKenzie won second place in the tournament by moving. into the fin- als with a 31-11 victory over Menoken; Sterling took third by downing Me- noken 53-4 inthe consolation final. Menoken finished fourth, Arena fifth, Wing sixth and Regan seventh. Re- gan won the sportsmanship trophy. Twelve outstanding players picked by a committee of coaches were: Hall, unty Cage Title, ‘ern station. i i | Ora F. Mayer of San Francisco, 1935 American Bowling Congress all- events winner with a total of 2022 pins began Monday the defense of his crown in the tournament at India- napolis. ABC Tournament Off to Big Start Record First-Night Crowd of 4,000 Persons Watches Opening Ceremonies Indianapolis, March 10. 36th annual convention of the Amer- ican bowling congress was away to aj} flying start Tuesday with more new records for succeeding conventions to aim at. estimated 4,000 persons saw the color- ful opening ceremonies ushering» in the month-long convention which Tuns until April 14. Governor Paul V. McNutt, who of- ficially opened the convention by roll- ing the first ball down the satin smoothness of No. 16 alley. later re- turned as plain “P. McNutt” to roll as lead-off man on the executive staff set what probably is an all-time ABC low of 85 for his second game. His other games were 97 and 128, Team honors for the opening eve- ning, which saw only 64 teams in ac- | tion, went to Rotary No. 2, which marked up totals of 894-776-848—2.518 | and individual honors to A. Frick, | rolling on Rotary No. 1, who struck ; out after the fourth frame for a 231 total. Frick’s total does not count in the individual competition, however, since it was rolled in a team event. Bismarck Girls Team Beats Sterling, 25-21 | Bismarck's Sirens, girls basketball ; team, defeated the Sterling girls’ team, 25-21, in a game played at the Wach- ,of the Missouri Vailey Conference A record first-night crowd of an{ booster team from the statshouse and | Approximately 375 North ‘Dakota aimuni in the Twin Cities area will join the visitors to form the Nodak rooting section at the game. according | to Tillman 8. Stevens of Minneapolis, president of the Twin Cities alumni | council. The Drake five that will oppose North Dakota was one of the leaders during the season just closed. Dave MacMillan’s Gophers will meet Carroll college at Waukesha, Wis., at 9 p. m., Thursday in the sec- + ond game of the semi-final elimina- tions, Toggery Assumes ‘Sterling; Jacobson, Wing; Anunson, Driscoll; Coons, McKenzie; Lee, Ster- ling; Dronen, Driscoll; Witzke, Arena; Ann Gellner, Arena; Schotz, Regan; F. Sherman, Menoken; C. Sherman, Menoken; Harty, Wing. Honorable mention was given to Miller, Wing; Pederson, Driscoll; i Johns, Wing; Abeline, Wing; Fosdick, Sterling; Wright, Driscoll; McCann, Driscoll; Victor, McKenzie; Rosvold, Driscoll; Fitzgerald, Regan; Cox, Re- gan; Haybeck, McKenzie; Annette Geliner, Arena; Eckholm, Sterling; Brose, Wing; Erickson, Driscoll; Laura Langley, Sterling. . First round tournament results were: Driscoll-28, Arena 8; Wing 47, Regan 19; McKenzie 36; Regan 21; and Sterling 27, Wing 24. * Officials believe the tournament to Tournament Lead Klein's Quint Topples Mont- gomery Ward Cagers From Top With 38-33 Win Klein's Toggery quint shoved the Montgomery Ward cagers out of first place in the City League basketball tournament Monday night by racking up a 38-33 triumph over the store team in a nip-and-tuck battle. Johnny Yeasley, Ed Fite and Dick LaRue led the scoring parade whicn insured the Toggery victory after the half found them leading 16-12. Yeas- ley and LaRue shared top scoring honors with 12 points and Fite had 10. Cummins, Leir and Cliff Morlan were the best performers for the Ward team with 11, nine and six points, respectively. | Wednesday night’s games in the double elimination tournament will pit the unbeaten Klein's quint against! the Capitol Theatre with one win and; one loss, and the Knight of Columbus, beaten in their only start, against the | ward five, winners of two out of three ‘games. The summary: Klein's pf M. Wards fg ft Morlan, f 3 Lelr, f 4 Cum'ins, c 6 Helser, '& Kunz,'g Totals 1 ° 1 1 1 1 3 1 0 2 1 ‘Totals 6 Score Teferee, Heer; umpire, Priske N.Y. Golden Gloves | Event Sets Record! New York, Mar. York's Golden Gloves champions, emerging newly-crownéd Tuesday from a record-breaking tournament conducted by the Daily News A. A, {looked forward to the inter-city duel with Chicago’s punch-tossers as well 10.—()}—New jain’s picked amateur boxers in the} ter school. V. Longmuir led the win- | ners in the scoring column with seven field goals and a free throw, but con- | ceded high scoring honors to B. Sher- man, Sterling forward, who dropped in eight baskets from the floor and line. The summary: Bismarck rf ft pf Sterling tg ¢ Long'uir, ¢ 7 Sher'an, f 8 Pfeifer, 't M. Lee, c Herring, & MKni't, Ander'n, pt 0 ree. Prince, c cy Lani wR loo @| coswor al Honmcoe g & & Sherman, f 0 t 1 c) 0 9 0 0 a Totals C) Totals 10 1 Approximately 90 per cent of China's 450,000,000 people are classed as poor. made good one try at the free throw | Titleholders were produced Monday night in Madison Square Garden be-| fore a capacity crowd of 20,000 spec- |tators as the climax of a tournament ithat had 7,129 entries. biggest total in ithe 10-year history of the event. The gate receipts also set a new jrecord as 19.172 paid $46,526.75 gross and $40,081.92 net. | New York City first’ tried traffic control by light signals in 1918. Po- licemen turned the lights on and off by means of levers. A Brazilian tree, the Andira Lauri- folia, has its trunk underground. as an international battle with Brit-| Wembley sindium, May 5. - | be one of, the most suiccessful ever conducted in Burleigh county. Sum- maries of the final and ~consolation games: Championship Game Driscoll fg ft Pp enzie f McCann, f 4 Coon, f t Rosvold, f 7. Victor, f 1 Anunson, c 5 Hughs, c 4 Wright, g 0 David'n, g 0 Dronen, « 0 Habeck, g 0 Pede'n, cg 0 Bliss, cg 0 Erickson Suanick 0 Ward -_ 6 Homsey Totals ol coecc00090! | eooonmmocod 0 0 0 0 16 y ‘St Driscoll 4 a2 McKenzie 2 iz Referee, Miller; umpire, Bliss. 13 Consolation Game Menoken fg ft pf Sterling tg ft Sherman, f 0 4 Fosdick, f 3 Ebeling, f 2 Langley, f1 Sherm’n, c 0 Hall, ¢' 18 Abelein, g 0 ee, & 0 Langley, g 0 Wood, Eckholm —~ yf 0 °! Estille = 9 Gaross McClusky Stewart Totals Rissanco guroft ° 2] essccce! 1 «| cocoocosou 9° 0 oO 1 4 Totals 2 19 14 12 mpire, Bliss. Battaglia’s Right May Halt Gibbons Minneapolis, March 10.—()—Box- jing fans were speculating today over | the wisdom—or lack of it—on the part. of Jack Gibbons of St. Paul taking on | the hard-punching Frankie Battaglia of Winnipeg for the second time here Monday night. Gibbons won in their first meeting in St. Paul last summer—due to his ability to keep out of reach of the wicked right hand of the Winnipeg battler. The fighting son of “the Phantom” Mike Gibbons is rapidly growing out of the middleweight division but he finally agreed to meet Battaglia at 166 pounds. Outside of a sizeable purse, Gibbons has little to gain by beating Battag- lia again—and much to lose if Bat- taglia should connect with his power- ful right. . Angels Will Tackle Wing Quint Tonight Coach Clem . Kelley’s Angels will play the Wing high school basketball | team at 8 p. m., tonight at St. Mary’s | gymnasium, TOURNEY POSTPONED Latimore, N. D., March 10.—()— Officials announced the fourth district Class B independent basketball tour- nament scheduled to get under way What appear to be surface roots are Teally the branches of the tree. Ze OUR BOARDING HOUSE HEY, MASOR LISTEN! jhere Monday night and today has pon postponed until March 16 and neither Asiatic nor American. These include Malaysia, Australasia, and Polynesia. WASNT THAT HORSE You PICKED YESTERDAY NAMED DARNED HEELS? WELL,HE WAS A'70-101 SHOT, AN HE CAME IN AN PAID#I4O FORSZ! ol AND I DIDNT HAVE A FARTHING ~| Kee manager. straight down UESDAY, MARCH 10, 1936 ‘Cockeyed’ Power Will Turn Streams Into Biological Deserts, He Says Des Moines, Ia., March 10.—(7)— J. N. (Ding) Darling, cartoonist and former federal biological survey chief, declared in an article published Tues- day in Better Homes and Gardens that “cockeyed” water power projects will turn parts of American streams into biological deserts. Darling charged that man has “laid waste empires of beautiful and pro- ductive landscape, blindly rushing ahead in a short-sighted, suicidal policy of exploitation and in promoting cock-eyed, unsound and unnecessary projects labeled ‘water power con- servation,’ ‘drainage,’ and ‘flood con- trol,’ destroying more than he’s pro- duced.’ He said the Mississippi river dam at Keokuk, Ia., “has resulted in a bar- ren-life desert 31 miles long,” and predicted that if a proposed series of dams is completed the Mississippi “will be a life desert from St. Paul to Baton Rouge.” The conservation leader criticized particularly the Santee-Codper power project in South Carolina which he said was among “destructive projects” either promoted or under construc- tion “with political complications.” Regents Chart - Badger Course Ready to Speed Wisconsin Ath- letics Back Into Graces of Big Ten Madison, Wis. March 10.—(>)— With a preliminary course charted, University of Wisconsin regents were ready Tuesday to attempt to speed the return of the Badger athletic sys- tem to the good graces of the Big Ten. Dr. Glenn Frank, president of the university, said he would submit to the, regents his recommendations for three faculty replacements on the athletic council. The vacancies re- sulted from resignations following the removal of Drs. W. E. Meanwell and C. W. Spears, athletic director and football coach, last month. Eight regents and 13 faculty eset | bers met Monday and, one regent said, agreed upon a harmonious meth- od of obtaining faculty control of athletics, The western conference threatened ouster of Wisconsin un- less such control was maintained ac- cording to Big Ten standards, The executive session was called to determine some common understand- ing between regents and faculty members as to what constituted fa- culty control so that the Big Ten mandate might be fulfilled promptly. Sports Round-Up| Tampa, Fla., March 10.—(#)—Here is the latest dope on the holdout sityation in the grapefruit loop: Charlie Ruffing may sign with the Yanks before this hits the street... .“ There is no hope * for more dough «= for Ben Chapman. ++. The Dodgers . have told Joe Stripp he can sign at their figure or ® quit - baseball. . . and they hope he don’t feel hurt. Bill Werber and ; the Red Sox are miles and miles apart. . . probably the first time Tom . ‘Yawkey ever batted aneye at the mere metter or a grand or so... Hal Lee is threatening to quit baseball unless the Bees boost’ his salary .. . which they won't... . and Babe Herman is demanding more from the Reds than the Giants pay Mel Ott, or the Bees pay Wally Berger. .. which gives Larry McPhail one big laugh. There is plenty of gloom over Miami because the cops have clamped the lid down on all the gambling joints. ae Bill Terry holds press conferences at Pensacola aboard a yacht always plays to a full house. gossip here is that Tom Thorpe, who has just been made presiding steward at Narragansett Park, will get a high post at Suffolk Downs. ... Jimmy Johnston, who once told Isidor Gas- tanaga’s mangers to toss him into the lake at Central Park, has repeated the invitation. . .. John Henry Lewis, the former Arizona church sexton, was born under the sign of Taurus, the bull. .. . Negro astrologists say this gives him a strange seven-come-eleven influence . .. which may be why Jawn 18 tagged as a “former” church sex- ton. St. Pete Independent inter- viewed Joe McCarthy and found the Yanks have the biggest bill for | baseballs of any club in the American League. The 1935 bill was $2,000 under that for 1934 because of the absence of Babe Ruth ... but the Yanks paid $10,000. more for horseshides than the seven other clubs . . . which re- minded McCarthy thet Umpire Bill Klem has a ball which was played during an entire game in Philadel- phia some years back... . “We never think of starting a game with less than four dozen now,” said the Yan- .... They like ‘em in Kansas... . Chanute high school cagers won 40 in a row before being spilled. . . Erie Junior high took 47 straight ... and Mildred high, with an enrollment of only 20 boys, has won 54 consecutive games and is still going strong. .. . After tell- ing coaches he wasn’t much good at indoor jumping, Edward Burke, Mar- quette freshman, went out and leaped 6 feet, 815 inches for a new high jump mark. Pennant Chances Di Maggio Looks Over Combs’ Bat Capitol Cafe trundlers shot into first place in the City League standings Monday night by winning three straight games from the Gamble- Robinson team, while the O. H. Will worths, Tony Schneider smacked the maples for games of 221-208-190—619 for the evening’s high three-game total. The scores: D. Schneider... A. Schneider ..., Joe Di Maggio (right), $75,000 Yankee rookle from the Pacific coast. has the tough job this year of trying to field Babe Ruth’s old position. He is shown with Earl Combs at St. Petersburg, Fla., when the Yanxs started training. Associated Press Photo) ! - St. Paul Man Joins ‘Punch Dizzy’ Club 8t. Paul, March 10.—()—A St. Paul man joined the “take a sock at Dizzy Dean” club Monday night. Tony Faeth, former pitcher of the St, Paul American Association baseball team, challenged the pitcher to do battle “in or out of the ring,” basing his claim to the first opportunity to plant one on Dizzy’s nose on a last summer's grievance—Dean’s refusal to ap- pear during a St. Louis Cardinal Saint exhibition game. “If your nose is going to be punched,” Faeth wired Dean, “someone from St. Paul ‘should have first crack at it.” Three Mott Players Put on All-District Mott, N. D., March 10.—Mott, vic- tors over Elgin in the final tourna- ment game of the seventh district, placed three: players on the first all- district squad, chosen by the coaches and officials at the conclusion of the event Saturday. Elgin, runnersup, and Carson pilac- ed two each and New England one. Members of the first team were: M. Landgrebe, Carson; Ernest Grosz, Mott, and Reinke, Elgin, forwards; Botten, Carson and LaMarre, Elgin, centers; and Hardmeyer, and McNeill, Mott and Butinsky, New England, guards, Second team—Forwards, A. Land- grebe, Carson; Gardner, New Eng- land and Lipelt, Elgin; centers, Marks, Regent; Banning, Mott; guards, Huber, Carson; Wittmer, El- gin, and Jones, Leith. Mott will play Bowman for the re- gional title. Officials for the tourna- ment were George Heidt, Mandan and Ben Jacobson, Bismarck. Six Quints Advance In Stanley Tourney Stanley, N. D., March 10.—(%)—Six teams came through preliminary round games in the district Class B independent basketball tournament underway here Tuesday. First round scoring: Powers Lake 68, Belden 39; Berthold 33, Shell Village Indians 27; Parshall 53, Shell Village Seconds 30; Crosby 30, Ross 24; Stanley Cardinals 50, Plaza 43; Van Hook 58, White Earth 38, ——@ coli aise OUIRAS SANE Se | Fights Last Night | o—_____________4 (By the Associated Press) Chicago—Frankie Sagilio, 240%, Cicero, Ill, stopped Tommy Cor- bett, 143%, Omaha, (5); Al Pahl, 141, Minneapolis, and Harold Brown, 14314, Chicago, drew, (5). * Pittsburgh — Tony Hemmera, outpointed 13814, Blairs- + Washington — Phil Furr, 145, Washington, outpointed Mickie Serrian, 146, Scranton, Pa., (10). ‘|Mrs. Diz Enters Holdout Picture’ Cardinal Hurler Still Demanding | $40,000, Double Next Year If Idle This Bradenton, Fla., Mar. (®)—The Dizzy Dean holdout situation became so acute Tuesday that Mrs. Dizzy per-} sonally assumed command of future, Maneuvers. “Tl be right there when and if Dizzy goes to sign and I'll give him the O. K. before he sets his name ” said Mrs. Diz. ‘And furthermore, if they make; him ‘sit out’ this season, it'll cost jthem double. The Cardinals will have to come through with this year's back | ‘pay before he'll sign for 1937.” “That's right,” put in Dizzy, will fix ’em.” The Deans (Mr. and Mrs.), still in- sist Jerome Herman will not so much; as throw a ball for'the Cardinals un-! less he is paid $40,000 for this year’s work, - “It’s their own fault,” said Dizzy. “Last fall when President Sam Breadon asked me to sign, I asked him for a raise. Branch Rickey (vice president) came into the room and) said: ‘Babe Ruth held out for $80,000; | Dizzy ought to hold out for half! that, anyway.’ So I said ‘all righ:,| gents, $40,000 is my price.’ And it is.’| As for Brother Paul's difficulties | with the Cardinals, Dizzy says he {knows nothing. Stories that Joe Engel. president of the Chattanooga baseball club, had} offered Dean $15,000 to meet him in 4) six-round bout, were laughed off by; . | said} “we Dizzy. ‘ “Tl fight him for nothing,” Dean. Neibauer . Walker Olson .. Handicap Totals Walery Klein Dummy .. Bailey . Dummy Dumi Erickson . Handicap .. 357 . 832 807 836 2475 Dickinson Savages Beaten by Comets Mayville Teachers Rack Up 30- 26 Victory, Teams Play Again Tonight Dickinosn, N.‘D., March 10.—(?)— The Mayville Teachers college Comets downed Dickinson Teachers college cagers 30 to 26 Monday might. The Comets led at half-time, 13 to 8. The two teams meet again tonight. , Crow Meat Is Dinner Menu for Fraternity Decautur, Ill, Mar. 10.—()—The crow hung high Tuesday as 100 in- jvited guests whetted their. appetites for a banquet featuring the bird as the piece de resistance. Sixty-five crows were perpared for the dinner scheduled for tonight by the Millikin university chapter of Tau Kappa Epsilon, national social fraternity. It was the midwest’s first large-scale feast of crow meat. .The birds will be baked. The state conservation department, engaged in a big crow-killing cam- THE NATIONAL JOY SMOKE CATTLE BUYER FINDS P.A. PREFERRED ALL OVER Charlie Wilkinson knows cattle and he knows tobacco. ‘‘I’m a P.A. booster,’”’ he says. ‘Just sniff the rich fragrance of P.A.’’Prince Albert ig made from choice tobac- cos—‘‘crimp cut’’—the ‘‘bite’”’ removed. And so we say: Smoke 20 fragrant pipefuls of Prince Albert. If you don’t find it the mellowest, tastiest pipe to- the tobacco in it to us at any time within a month from this date, and we will refund full purchase price, plus postage. (Signed) R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company Winston-Sal North Carolina Smokers say P.A. ‘‘can’t be beat’’ in “‘makin’s’’ cigarettes. © 1986, B. 3. Reynctds Tob Co. 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