The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 28, 1936, Page 8

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, JANUARY 28, 1936 THE GUMPS—PENNY WISE i/ ye Y THE ELECTRIC f THE REST OF THE FAMILY fi : COMPANY 1S DECLARING BIG DIVIDENDS - DOESN'T KNOW IT BUT I'M i ( IT COSTS POOR BIM TWO CENTS A DECLARING AN ELEVEN NIGHT TO LIGHT THE LIVING ROOM / O'CLOCK CURFEW IN THIS VYLL PUTA STOP TO THAT HOUSEHOLD. WASTE ? ! WHO TURNED ouT ES Te Pe WHAT WIKL POR ARG DOLLARS / THAT “IF” IF HE'D BEEN STOLEN, IT WOULDA BEEN EASIER FOR THE GUY WHO TOOK HIM, TO HE GOT OUT ALL BY HIMSELF, I BET... AND HE WORKED [T SO HE COULD REACH “THE SIDEWALK WITHOUT HAVING To JUMP FENCES! TAG, WE'VE GOT To FIND Him! g| REALLY NEED Him! GEE IF I HAD DYNAMITE TO RIDE, I CouLD 4 ROUND UP THE GUYS IN A HURRY, TO HELP US LOOK For Him !! cl Bi “J told you this mailing tube would come in handy. Remem- ber when you wanted to throw it away?” . a | THis CURIOUS WORLD "aun ZOO POLAR BEARS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BASK CONTENTEDLY IN SUNSHINE Pi } it qa ‘ 3 a) P) 3 EB PY 4 t « o« B 1 ' ? 4 # ie 2 p< iB « a) 3 } | a 4 4 ee oe ratte nek bud lh ee Ee or oe tw oO cor HOT ENOUGH TO Give SUNSTROKE ANCIENT ROMAN NATURALIST, PRESCRIBED, “FOR FREECOM FROM TOOTHACHE, EAT A WHOLE MOUSE TWKE A DAY.” —————— 7IN ALASKA... THE MENOENHALL. RIVER, CVERFLOWED, ALLOWING KEBERGS TO BLOCK TRAFFIC ON HIGHWAYS, © 1996 BY NEA SERVICE, ING. 1-28 — Dark Angel’ Features Three Big Film Stars “The Dark Angel,” Samuel Gold- wny’s gripping roma: drama, star- ring Fredric lerle mn | be the fea- e Paramount Ye This powerful and beautiful” love i quiet corner of the hearts of nen—one of whom she loves, while the other loves her. A great emotional climax is reached when the man she loves comes to a Tealization of his love for her. Their happiness is short-lived, however, as the relentless forces of life tear them apart. Years atter, when the girl has resigned herself to a betrothal to the other man, a kindlier fate intervenes and the lovers are reunited. Sidney Franklin, who handled the Megaphone on “The Barretts of ‘Wimpole Street,” “Smilin’ Thru” and other outstanding film productions, directed “The Dark Angel.” Others prominent in the supporting cast are Janet Beecher, John Halli- day, Henrietta Crosman, Frieda Inescort, Claude Allister, George James Brady Central Figure in New Film When people talk about “the good old days,” they mean the gay nine- ities. The one man who did more to ‘make the gay nineties gay than any other twenty men was James Bu- chanan Brady. Universal Pictures has just brought out a moving pic- ture version of Parker Morell’s intri- |guing book on this glamorous indi- vidual. Both the book and the movie are called “Diamond Jim.” Here are just a few of the remark- jable things about this remarkable fellow: He had a stomach six times )3s large as most men, and ate six times as much as most men. He of- fered Lillian Russell a million dollars as a wedding present if she would marry him. He frequently wore $100,000 worth of diamonds on his person. He had a different set of jewelry for every day of the month. He started with $90, and built a for- ture of $12,000,000. Though he was born over his father’s saloon, he never drank hard liquor. He did, however, drink a gallon of orange Juice every day. * | He owned the first automobile in New York. He owned a gold-plated, Breakston, David Torrence and Cora | diamond studded tandem bicycle, Sue Collins. The film 1s released through United Artists, Bolkan-Wutzke and Engle-Cooper In a double wedding ceremony Mrs. Chattermore—Did you see the read Jan. 3 by Rev. Oscar H. Swen- expression on Mrs. Brown’s face when | son of the Washburn Methodist I told her she looked no older than |church, Miss Dora Bolkan, Raub, be- her daughter? came the bride of Albert Wutzke, Mrs. Sayalot—No, but I saw the ex-| Parshall, and Miss Myrtle Engle, pression on her daughter’s face. | WRIGLEY'S MAKES THE TIME PAss Lemmon, 8. D., was married to Gray- don Cooper, Raub. The couples ate tended each other for the ceremonies. It is entirely constitutional to do nothing.—Secretary Ickes, answering Herbert Hoover’s request for correc- tion of Ickes’ statement that uncon- stitutional laws had been passed in the former's regime. Husband (philosophizing)—the good die young. Wife—Ta, ha, ha... ho, ho, hol Husband—What are you laughing about? Wife—I'm just thinking how wrink- Jed and funny you'll look when you're @ hundred and fifty! AS ‘So L Gotm REDUCE WHEW! THIS STEAM I cISse MECTIN' ME! e A PENNY FoR SO! 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