The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 22, 1936, Page 10

* Mexican border to save her from THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 22, 1936 aes - By George Clark CENTRE ME “Gee, if this was only strawberry flavor.” A} % 200 LB HUMAN BODY TOME TE IRON, SUGAR, SALT, COAL (CARBON), WATER, 1 PHOSPHORUS, OXVGEN, HYDROGEN, AND LIME Tuis Curious WorLb MMMM By William Ferguson THE CONSTITUENT ELEMENTS OF A WOULD BE WORTH ABOUT OWE DOLLAR AT MARKET PRICES/ ODINE, NITROGEN, MAKE UP THE BODY Red Salute’ Is Smart And Sparkling Comedy If you're in the movie market for ® smart-paced, sparkling comedy, chock full of the season’s brightest dialogue and heartiest laughs, hie yourself down to the Paramount The- ‘atre—but pronto, today and Thurs- For upon its screen unreeled for the first time tonight "Red Salute,” starring Barbara Stanwyck, with Rob- ert Young lending chief support, the latest offering of Edward Small and Harry M. Goetz, producers of Reliance pictures to whom we owe such varied ‘and memorable cinema treats as “Pa- Jooka” and “The Count of Monte » “Red Salute” gives Barbara her first opportunity to doff the familiar garments of tragedy as a pretty, mod- ern co-ed, blessed with a quick tongue, @ venturesome spirit and a rollicking sense of fun. From the moment when this head- strong maiden, Drue Van Allen, is tricked by her United States Army General father into flying across the harmful publicity arising from her as- sociation with a young campus agi- tator of a decidedly “pinkish” cast, the story moves swiftly from one thrilling and laugh-provoking adventure to an- other. In her efforts to get back into Uncle Sam’s territory, she in- volves not only a wise-cracking young ‘buck private on furlough, in the per- son of Mr. Young, but a henpecked husband (Cliff Edwards) and his pur- suing wife (Ruth Donnelly), the Bor- der Patrol and even the federal au- thorities. . Barbara proves herself an admir- able commedienne and Robert Young is swell as the holidaying private who The uke-strumming Edwards nd Ruth Donnelly make a grand new team. wufacturers have introduced about the size of a cigaret and of the finest Havana tobacco the hope of persuading wom- to smoke them. : 2 against the law to play base- many of the finest diamonds city of Milwaukee. An old law iting baseball on public play- grounds never has been repealed. Arabs and natives of some parts of India are particularly fond of eating There are about 50,000 hairs on the | head of the average redhead; brunets have 100,000, and blonds 150,000. ; Seen | ‘About 90 per cent of the food taken | ‘by Chinese is in F ; 6 the form of grain, | Hepburn’s Masquerade Disturbs Men in Film Katherine Hepburn’s masquerade as a boy in the early sequences of “Sylvia Scarlett” not only provided a stern test of her dramatic genius but afforded one almost equally severe for the masculine players of the cast. This picture will be shown at the Capital Theatre Sunday. Brian Aherne and Cary Grant were required to play many scenes with the star and alternately treat her as a pal and as a troublesome sprig who needs putting in his place. Occasional cuffs even had to be administered, and these were particularly trying to the gentlemanly leading men. Miss Hepburn’s masquerade provides the plot fundamental of a colorful story of romantic adventure which presents the star in an entirely new guise. It also provides a novel intro- duction to a tender and thrilling ro- mance. x In addition to Aherne and Grant other players supporting Miss Hepburn include Edmund Gwenn, Princess Nat- alie Paley, Dennie Moore, Bunny Beatty, Olaf Hytten, E. E. Clive, Gas- ton Glass and May Beatty. George Cukor directed from the Compton Mackenzie novel. Frogs and snails are considered an appetizigg dish by Frenchmen. The orang-utan is the only animal that knows the principle of the lever. FLAPPER FANNY SAYS: ‘REG. U. 5. 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