The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 2, 1936, Page 12

AOR ZS et OSE ORR! OBO Oi EOE 12 “I told him if he ever kept me waiting again I'd do some- thing horrible. What do you think it ought to be? This Curious ‘© 1996 BY WEA SERVICE, (NC. FOUR-FIFTHS HEAD HAVE BEEN BROUGHT UP FROM THE OCEAN DEPTHS. By William NOW LADIES-THE DIVIDING LINE BETWEEN OUR TWO HOUSEHOLDS IS THE CENTER OF THIS MAIN HALL EVERYTHING ON THE LEFT _/ff SIDE 1S YOURS, MIN- MAMA, THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TITURSDAY, JANUARY 2, 1936 ; THE GUMPS—A BORDERLINE DISPUTE YOUR DOMAIN IS ON THE RIGHT SIDE- a © 62 Rez. U.8. Pat, OF. Copyright, 1996, by Chicazo Tribune-N. Y. News Syndieate,ncy 4-2 MY NEPHEWS A CHRISTMAS GIFT, Wor LD Ferguson OR PARTIAL LIVEWHOOD FOR AT LEAST EIGHTEEN MILLION PEOPLE FISH THAT 4RE AT’ FUGHTLESS CORMORANT, OF THE GALAPAGOS ISLANDS, uv CANNOT BREATHE WITH ITS BEAK CLOSED/ THE NOSTRILS GROW TOGETHER BEFORE THE BIRD THE MOVIES 12, Collegiate’ Picture Boasts Catchy Songs Mack Gordon and Harry Revel, ‘whose combined talents have pro- duced a major portion of the nation’s most popular songs in recent years, contribute eight new numbers to Paramount's latest screen musical, “Collegiate” which stars Joe Penner ‘and Jack Oakie, now showing at the Paramount theater. Frances Langford, the Florida song- bird who became famous on the ra- dio, sings “Will I Ever Know?” as her featured number in “Collegiate.” Joe Penner’s number is “Who Am 1?” while Mack Gordon, who with Harry Revel has an acting part in the film, sings “You Hit the Spot.” Miss Langford also joins with Jack Oakie in singing “You Hit the Spot.” Other Gordon and Revel numbers written for the picture are “Sport a Sport,” “Learn to Be Lovely,” and “My Grandfather's Clock in the Hallway.” ‘The Egyptian goose, sometimes ob- served at an altitude of 35,000 feet, is said to be the highest flyer of the bird family, Puerto Ricans were made natural- ized citizens of the United States by an act of Congress, March 2, 1917, There have been more than 15,000 bank failures in the United States since 1920. Fire, the first chemical agent of man, is believed by many authorities to have been in use at least 60,000 years. ‘Transatlantic Tunnel’ Will Tax Imagination A shining steel highway beneath the Atlantic waves! A huge submarine passage where vast walls reverberate with the deep- voiced thunder of wheels revolving with the flashing speed of light, as roaring expresses reel to and fro be- tween New York and London. Three thousand, four hundred and forty-two miles covered at a rate that makes our swiftest 20th Century trains look like mechanical snails in comparison! a Those are some of the big thrill sights confronting spectators of “Transatlantic Tunnel,” showihg Fri- day and Saturday at the Capitol Theatre. Richard Dix and Leslje Banks head the all star cast includ- ing Helen Vinson, Madge Evans, C. Aubrey Smith and Basil Sydney, While many visit the theatre ex- pecting to be amused and astonished by a picture which lifts the veil from futurity and exposes wonders to scien- tific invention yet to come; few an- ticipate the unfolding of scenes so realistic as to carry conviction that such marvels may ultimately assume SALESMAN SAM T TOLD SAMUEL TA GIT GOIN! ON THE INVENTORY ) AGAIN, AND T OIN'T SEEN Him FER HOURS! MISS BOO OOOTS'. HEA | POWPUL IMPOTENT LOOWIN' FO YO'A MESSENGAN BOY AM _A LETTARA WASH TUBBS HOWS THAT FER A WALLOP, BOS? AIN'T. SHE A LULU2 practical shape. At some English airports, it is pos- sible to hire an airtaxi at 6 cents a mile. On an average, Europeans are two inches taller now than were their grandfathers of 70 years ago. Halley's comet had a short tail, compared with many others, yet it was 50,000,000 miles long. More than 85 milion vehicles have Passed through the Holland tunnel, entering New York City, since its completion in 1927. Sixty per cent of the eggs produced in the United States come from small flocks which do not receive special care, The U. 8. Coast Guard was started as the “Revenue Cutter Service” in 1790, and is now 145 years old. WRIGLEY'S tT PERFECT GUM AIDS DIGESTION an! WHERE) Dow Here, Ou2z2! rm TAKIN’ INVENTORY STOCK OF WALNU' OH, HE WILL, WILL HE? HUH! A DAY OR SO -HE GOT ( SERVES HIM RIGHT, TH’ OL FOOL! Now, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE~-You GREEDY THING! BLACK AN’ BLUE! TAKE A 1-15 4I2!/2--- SA, 413 ---( 51 414- (51,415 -- (5i-- AM_KNOWED IT! OAT LETTAW SAID PLENTY = MMM SE RER EYES MOST POPPED OUT NSKE SORTA SQUEALE! SHE READ IT!