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cracked. Another bell was cast, but|/sas showed 10 cents out of every this also cracked on installation. It|dollar spent was used for adminis- has remained cracked ever since. be @ warning to other Noisy Sleepers. Design for Dwindling sent if you ask for it and inclose dime and stamped addressed envelope. 4 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, JULY 238, 1935 ; : ° s a) a: a a . a" 1 The Bismarck Tribune hind the Sc The Genie and the Bottle Y Personal Health| - ¥ THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER ry W. hi xe i‘ B M.D (Established 1673) in ashington By William Brady, M.D. _ State, City and County Official Newspaper lupin iabehledalbeaie De, Binds, will Saewee \eeetee ery cee ta inks Raacesy ‘oe ; lished Bismarck Tribune pany, Bis: be Sitay- in oars oe, "ane Sribune, att queries must be accompanied by q be * marci, ND, and entered at the postothice at Bisinares Gallen Batis te ALA the Ceakeanee tte te ig 1S ; ‘second class mail matter. ‘was a Great ven ni ‘be a “a G 'D. Mann Small to Calculate ... Calvin Hoover Stands in Last Non Rides " nt kek Ub rates SLED Leth Trench. Comely damsel had her picture in the paper the other day. She had —_ wn ‘Ww. Sim Washington, July 23.—That unusually noble experi- fap" rapletaly: ia the. pes menal nal time of three nates ny Pa ioe Archie O, Johnson ie mons =| ment in which the New Deal undertook to recognize the Pread CHB 1OOKA Ot ‘eth One WOUIA HRSUFAMS, CINK SE CAKBS OLY AUFSE SRUUNGA = eereraty. 600 Treasures __. .—____ | ccrsumer—and even give "aie i ay voice here—is to ape DUE that only goes bo show low Uble (cas knows abont aft, languishing close to the point of death. 5; Subscription Rates Payable in Advance TOGRHIENNE never did get organized—as farmers, work- Paint, powder, cream, rouge or lotion wes ced Pas beer eek € Daily by carrier, per year .........+ +9720 |\ers, and industries have organized. Thus their official quite essential in the toilet of any woman e make : Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck! + 1.20 || representatives in NRA, AAA and NEC found themselves HAVE You attractive by means of these artifices. a i Daily by mail, per year (in state outside of only a group of brave generals with no army to support STARTED While certain cosmetics have proved injurious by reason of irritants Bismarck) .... them when the fighting grew hot. THINKING or poisons incorporated in them, the great bulk of such things must be Daily by mail outs! That was @ bit embarrassing, because every time the ABOUT HOW branded absolutely harmless. Weekly by mail in state, per year boys and girls devoted to the consumer cause have stuck . If the comely damsel who won the make up race is as beautiful as her Weekly by mail outside of North their necks out, the tendency of the rest of the govern- YWOu'RE picture I can’t see what in tarnation she had to apply in the way of make Be VBR o6cs csssuacs ment, reinforced by sneers from the lobbyists, has been GOING TO up. I suspect she just went thru some motions, knowing she'd win over the to regard them as a general nuisance, . GET Him other girls even au naturel. gE The consumer advocates learned in time that this was BACK IN? Being a doctor and all—well, you know we doctors do see ‘em mostly Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation _{ government for producers—farmers, wage earners, man- ‘ j without make up—I often think they don’t know when they are beautiful. Urabelre re although they did" Gey tn some” pasty gone * It is the copious secretion of sebum or skin oil that keeps the young licks. =e Member of The Associated Press Now the NRA Consumers’ Advisory Board, which used skin soft, warm, clear, smooth and beautiful. Te ts the lack of sebum which lusivel: titled to th pose price-! at trol _in A > Y » sallow o use for repubilestion of all news dispatches credited ts code frietge kage crane withered on It your skin is young the best cosmetic for it is plain soap and water, it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper and also thie vie with The IS Or NBA, and the best besutifiers are fresh air and sunshine. 2 a right of republication ‘of all other matter are * * * If your skin is old, the less soap and the less water you use on it the fyts c lnheed UNIT OFFICIALLY ON SHELF better. Rather you should use plain cold cream (officially called Ung. Aquae t The consumer division of the National Emergency Rosae, or Ointment of Rose Water, and the best cold cream is that which —_—_—_—X_—amv*—""""F council, whose chief job was to foster some 200 county your own druggist will make for you on order, after the formula in the t *. ry 7 consumer councils over the country—most of which never Pharmacopoeia, which is the legal standard formulary. If any druggist : Inspiration for Today did get going—and furnish them with facts and advice, tries to pretend he has never heard of this, keep a tight hold on your Fy And when thou sendest him out free from thee, | |is officially dead until further notice, if any. Pocketbook and hurry right out of there, for he is scheming to gyp you. thou shalt not let him go away empty —Deuter- Mail from the several score councils, some of which Perfectly fresh olive oil, or sesame oil, or cocoanut oil or even castor oil, ¢ onomy, 15:13. operated brilliantly in preventing gouges in milk, coal, and is fine for cleansing, soothing and beautifying an old skin, and there are § vane: other products in big cities, goes unanswered. several plain creams, or cremes if you prefer fancy touches, which are 2] Every man is valued in this world as he shows ‘There has been a movement to make the NEC division excellent for this purpose—but I can’t recommend any particular product r by — that he wishes to be valued— | | strong unit, cada rarity ght ca behind other than the standard cold cream. = -esbehiniae and give its chief a chance + be Such oil or cream brightens up a sallow, dull or worn old skin just as = 4 ‘eee a Uttle oll brightens and brings out the color of furniture, 5 11 her executive appropria- T have a little monograph for young persons who are troubled with oily 1 Pork and the People ignore ates see aiseaee cuits is said foie skin, blackheads or pimples. I have another for grown-ups who have an ., . 1 - old skin. Inclose a stamped envelope bearing your address and mention ba Twenty-five years ago the population of the | trying to decide whether it might be continued with NRA ch r =, or NEC funds, but he doesn’t seem to be working very hard which you want. t United States was some 80,000,000 people. Now| at it. 4 it is 125,000,000 people. A TI f QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS 4 3 ri HOOVER FIGHTS ON ALONE f . ‘ Those are important figures to remember) au that is left is Dr. Calvin B. Hoover, consumers’ Ze aie : cafes Nap ehs > ee: + bstohtieent irra New — in considering the department of agriculture’s jcountel at AAA. and his staff. Hoover succeeded Dr. Fred which has euch ‘power behind it that T am often. Kept awake aitho several : C. Howe after the AAA's “purge” of several vigorous con- Mlreturn to Washington in the fall| A 95-foot champagne bottle con- 1 announcement that the slaughter of hogs for|simer defenders doors are closed between his room and mine. If he were not such a darn t thi ill be th lest for the last Perhaps because of the adverse public reaction to the spiritually as well as physically re-|structed of red bricks will house the/good husband . . . he feels pretty bad about it and has had all kinds ’ ee ee ene TUE” | dar tea SBGVUE WN Thil@n bao BET EOE RAR OHITE HAVE O] ITICS freshed. “world’s first champagne inn” at|of treatments for catarrh . , . he weighs 220 pounds . . , (Mrs. A.C. 8.) « _ ter century. taken him into their councils and listened to him re- Wachenheim on the Rhine. Answer—Stick along with him a while yet. If he is in earnest, he ought 1 In other words, with 45,000,000 more peo-|spectfully. Pilot When Big Ben was installed in . to reduce—maybe reduction will put him back in the Silent Sleepers. If he t I hi had le k to eat th th Standing out like a sore thumb, Hoover, while shun- NATION'S CAPITOL London 75 years ago, the huge bell] An analysis of relief costs in Kan- | refuses to reduce, put several houses between his room and yours. Let this “ ple, we have had less por! eal an was the ning publicity, has been the AAA’s voice of conscience. « ‘ case in 1910—and pork is one of the most im- portant items in America’s diet. Thanks to Hoover, the AAA high command has pretty ‘well accepted the principle that domestic consumption of trative purposes, ai t eeecthecseerysee Farmers who have hogs to sell now are get- ting much better prices for them and, if the forecast for next year holds good, should get even more in the immediate future. Yet there is danger in this situation. The joy of the hog raiser may be short-lived. Short- ages mean outrageous prices and the people who like pork chops, bacon, ham, sausage and other cuts of porcine origin will not long toler- ate a condition wherein they are denied fulfill- ment of their appetites. Already those who seek to make political capital of this situation are blaming the gov- ernment’s slaughter of pigs last year, unmind- ful of the fact that the pigs would have died for lack of feed had they not been taken off the farmers’ hands. This report, given publicity in the consum- ing centers and accentuated by political mouth- ings, may do much to upset the whole system whereby the farmer is at last beginning to get what his produce is worth. foods mustn’t be cut and that agriculture must continue to provide as much food per capita as we've been accustomed to eat. Nevertheless, farmer groups and distributors have shown increasing tendency to work together. In face of such combinations, which seldom do the consumer any good, the AAA usually has to bow. Hoover's friends, who regard him as one of the most honest and conscientious officials here, doubt if he will stay on the job much longer. His departure might lead AAA to junk this last remnant of the consumer experi- ment. se & *TWAS A GALLANT BATTLE You hear no more about consumers out of Washing- ton except through the Consumers’ Guide, which has been sufficiently popular to keep on gaining circulation under Hoover's supervision, but is subjected to the censorship of an AAA committed to raising prices to consumers. Whether or not the consumer cause is rescued from its present sad state, the economists and research ex- perts and others who have labored in the consumer agen- cies will have left their mark. Through all this bedlam of struggle by special pleaders, in which the din of those seeking special privileges and advantages—whether for farmers, laborers, politicians, or corporations—is always loudest, those crusaders for the interests of 125,000,000 consumers have put up as gallant and unselfish @ battle against odds as any waged under the New Deal. (Copyright, 1935, NEA Service, Inc.) a: By HERBERT PLUMMER Wi .— Astute observers of the political situation in Washington ‘during these sweltering summer days are becoming more and more con- vinced that signs are multiplying the desirability of getting congress out of tewn. There's a decidedly unpleasant at- mospheric condition existing on Cap- itol Hill and it's not entirely because of the weather. Unless there is a re- lease from the terrific strain under which the political community here is laboring — as severe as anything except a disastrous war period ever has. produced — an explosion might come at any time. For that matter, there have been sporadic outbursts almost daily. Members of congress, some of them the best of friends, snarl and bark at each other in debate. They hurl charges in fits of temper which they find advisable !ater to expunge from the Record. What has happened is that as a result of weeks of working long hours at high pitch everyone is in- clined to be suspicious and. fault- finding. There’s an undercurrent of bitterness readily discernible at (Copyright 1935, John ¥. Dille Co.) BEGIN HERE TODAY JO DARIEN, preparing to re- turn home after her first year in » Feeelves a letter te! her that her father is out of Jo decides stead of fides this TUBBY DAVIS. who ts sympa- thetic, Later Jo meets BRET PAUL, star athlete to whom Je is en- waged. Bret has a job as life guard for the sumimer. Jo tells him she cam not return to school im the fall. This means that, for @ year at least, the two will be separated. Bret assures her, “Nothing can happen in @ year to make any difference between as.” NoW GO ON WITH THE STORY CHAPTER Il }tired to care. In the shortest pos- sible time she selected a tiny rear apartment and paid a week's rent advance. “Your baggage came this. morn- ing, Miss Darien,” the manager told her. “Do you want it sent up now?” “Not now, thank you. Ili tele phone down.” Once inside the dark and unat- tractive little room that was now her home, Jo pulled down the fold- ing bed from behind its hiding place, and slept. She slept as s woman dead until almost 8 o'clock, and she would have slept beyond that if the ringing of the room tel- ephone hadn't awakened her. It was Tubby, on the desk tele phone downstairs. : she asked. ‘ Reprinted to every turn, “How about a movie?” The remedy for this situation, if one is With Other show what P ae Rae UN IEE TH La iy ot orion ala found, must come from the farm. Even though DITORS Wai es fd Sets sine es comma “Just stay there then.” said it has welcomed any action at all to raise prices agree with and ease its burden of debt, agricultural Amer- ica has never been wholeheartedly in favor of the theory of scarcity. It would much prefer to let the fecund earth bring forth its largesse fo that everyone may have enough—and more. Farm folks set too good a table—when they can—to want their city brothers to get along on less. They recognize that no adjustment is complete and proper unless it gives to every man his due. And the just right of every ‘American is enough of meat to maintain the health and spirits of a meat-eating nation. How to increase the production without se- riously impairing the adjustment between the ifarmer and the consumer? On the present basis, it would seem that the consumer is hold- ing the sack. He will not do it long for, once proused, there is no more powerful influence in ‘America. e Even when farmers constituted a larger pro- portion of the population than they do now, the “high cost of living” ery was enough to change tthe political course of the nation. It would be much easier now that farmers are definitely in the minority. This is a fundamental thing which should occupy the thoughts of rural America, beset as it is by its own troubles. A year from now an enswer will be in sharp demand. A Difficult Problem Two bank robberies within a week em the season for this sort of crime is on £ been much talk no action. Persons who put their faith in the new high Patrol are leaning on # broken reed. The men in Ez unit will be too few to be of practical help, no matter is hhow brave or well-trained they are. ‘The one remedy seems to be organization of every Pommunity to block all roads leading from # town as soon fs the alarm of a raid is given. This, of course, presents fremendous dfificulties and will require unprecedented Pffort in the way of public education. is called “anatomic 1a;.” Newest version: That wasn't my ex-wife; that was This for the information of those who thought it was a | avoid onrushing motorists. . Turning Back the Centuries (Grand Forks Herald) A Minneapolis newspaper, following the lead of a New ‘York publication, retently used carrier pigeons for quick transmission of pictures of the Paul Bunyan festival at Brainerd, nearly 130 miles away. ‘The pigeons used in Minneapolis are two privately owned champions, but those used in New York are from the newspaper's own roost, which will contain from 100 to 125 trained birds. The roost is atop the newspaper's own plant. The first real try-out that paper made was in sending in pictures of the Normandie from quarantine. ‘Use of carrier pigeons for transmission of news is centuries old. From time to time they have been used by newspapers on down through the years. James Gordon Bennett used them effectively in putting over scoops in New York during the height of his brilliant career. In transmitting pictures by carrier pigeons, a small aluminum tube is used, fastened on top of the bird's body in a manner that does not interfere with use of its wings. An elastic loop fits over the tail and is also fastened over the breast. Weight is all-important. Whereas the army says an adult bird, weighing about a pound, can Navigate with & two-ounce load, the New York newspaper experiments have disclosed that much over half an ounce slowed down speed below the 45 to 50 miles per hour the pigeon is Capable of. The birds are taken out when they are hungry and thirsty, and having always been fed in their home roost— where they must have been born and reared—their dis- poston ss een Srammeciensly Their sight, some say, good for , and a grown bird can miles at top speed. sass In the New York experiment with Normandie pic- tures, every bird released from the boat got back to the newspaper “post haste,” despite the deafening din of the welcome and the threatening presence of numerous aircraft whose propellers are a pigeon hazard. It must be realised that for any great distan in excess of 200 miles—transmission pigeon would have disadvantages over other means of travel now available, as well as the recently perfected wire transmission. However, for wire rather complicated machinery must be set up at both ends, —————_ Professor Durant has taken on the job of writing the history of civilization. That, ated will omit much of what Europe has gone through in the last few oe 4 Utilities executives deplore this idea of sending fake telegrams of protest to congress—if congress can prove the telegrams are fakes, eee Anyway, the question isn’t who burned up those util- ities telegrams, as it is who would be burned up by them, oe Professor, as any pedestrian will attest while trying to | ve i Those poor families that found themselves héirs to a diamond fortune will now begin to take notice of the New Deal—or the tax collector will call it to thelr attention. x to explain why the present situation has arisen. One is that big business, angered by the utility holding com- pany bill and disturbed by the tax Program, is hitting back at the gavernment in a manner new to the Roosevelt administration. It has ad- mitted spending thousands of dollars in this matter. Another reason is that the elec- tions of 1936 have begun to cast their shadows on Capitol Hill. Usually the congress immediately preceding a national election takes on a distinct Political complexion, but the pres- ent one has held on so long it has begun to be tinctured by politics, ee ® Whispers! President Roosevelt hasn't been spared these attacks. One hears all sorts of rumors and whispered at- tacks on him and his policies. Those close to the White House declare he Pays little attention to such gossip oe even appears to be amused it. The fact remains, however, that some of the administration's closest advisers believe an early adjourn- ment of the present session or a re- cess until some time in the fall is highly desirable. “In view of the attitude of the house toward detained in Washington during this intolerable weather,” one declares, “it would now seem advisable to adjourn as Quickly as possible and return to s special session in the fall.” If such a course were to be de- cided, members of congress might on Bunker Hill * the that night. They had walked for the most part in silence, for there were no words adequate to express their feelings. Both had looked forward to this last night together, and they had planned to use it for arranging that magic week at Placid Beach. Neither had talked very much about the proposed days together at the beach resort, for they were saving it as some- thing to take away the hurt of leav- ing each other on this last week of school. Although Bret would have Mite guard duties at Placid Beach, they had planned’ mornings to gether, dreaming on the white sands; and they would have had evenings, dancing to the rhythms of the best orchestra in the whole state. But, suddenly, that magic week in midsummer was gone. If Jo found a job she would be unlikely to get time off very soon—and even if she were successful in obtaining &@ week's leave she couldn't afford Placid Beach. So she walked beside the silent Bret, wishing they could forget Placid Beach; wishing, indeed, they had n planned. to be to’ gether there. Once or twice she attempted some gay, irrelevant comment calculated to stir their moods into something lighter—but it was no use. Her mind was too Promise she would see him before he left for Placid Beach, she could not sleep. She tossed fitfully all through the night, and once Tubby came anxiously to the side of Jo's bed to ask if she were ill. eee ‘HE alarm clock which Jo had set for 6:30 never had the chance to get in its insistent signal, shower. The frigid needles of spray revived her somewhat, Jo's eyes told how glad she was that Bret had come. more ready to do battle with the world. Just how to go about attacking | 3) the world—which happened to be extremely lethargic at that hour of the morning—Jo Darien had not the slightest idea. “I suppose,” she thought, “that you buy a paper and look at the ‘want ads.’” She remembered suddenly that this would be the last day the sorority house would be open. She would have to find a new abode, and after a moment’s study she re- membered the Fendale apartments. bags sent to the Fendale apart ments, and I'll expect a visit from you before you finally get packed and out of town! I’m ‘off after that job. Wish me luck!—Jo.” After a last look in the mirror she hurried out of the house and down toward the University Inn. There, over a meager breakfast of eyed young man behind the counter she marked the advertisements by the time she bad. donned -her|which seemed within the realm of Jaunty tweed suit, blue hat. ant ‘pals of eepaible beogues, abe s possibility, and in another five eha- wan on-8 eonet canitbis ‘Tubby, “and I'll scare up a lunch and bring it up. I imagine you're all in.” “That’s not half strong enough for it, Tubby. Just bring me & sandwich.” eee Bz a sandwich had never been Tubby’s idea of a lunch. When she arrived at Jo’s door she had two large paper bags containing not just a sandwich, but several sandwiches in many varieties. Not to mention a jar of mayonnaise, a bottle of milk, and some assorted French pastries which had suffered a little in Tubby’s strong arms. “Tubby, you're a darling! But why did you bring so much?” Her roommate giggled. “That's not ajl I brought, either.” She moved toward the door again. “Not all!” exclaimed Jo; and then, as Tubby reopened the door, “Bret! Oh, Bret, what a sight J am!” “A mighty pretty sight, if you ask me!” Bret told her. “Tubby wn. told me you were going to have a beaded. dagen Ps “ier housewarming, and I just had to * be ‘here.” UT at noon she sat at another | Jo's eyes told him how giad she counter, in a section of the city was that he had come. wholly unfamiliar to her; and she| “Did you find a job, Jo?” he had to confess that most of her | asked hopefully. jauntiness was gone. Her troubled, He Poco of them — but sleepless night was beginning to! ,, 4g ‘Don’t worry,” Bret assured her. tell on her a little; but what had |«you never find anything the first really taken the wind from her/day.” He reached into his pocket sails was the variety of reasons /}and pulled out a recent age ot & newspaper open at “Help, she Bag bese. as to why Jo Darien Wanted" “T happe . shouldn't be bired. see this on the way down in the “You have no experience in this | street car, Jo. It says; ‘Wanted— type of work.” young woman to work mornings only as bookkeeper in the trouble had been that Jo was / something better.” too pretty. “A good-looking girl} Jo read the advertisement, then doesn't attend to business,” the|Sianced up at Tubby and Jo. Just of the place had told her, | Meir Presence there gave her new manager » *}courage and renewed faith in her- looking at Jo appreciatively. self. “I assure you I’m no flirt,” said Jo. - “That may be, Miss Darien. But a lot of tales are—and that’s where the trouble comes in.” “That's my job!” sho said, laugh- ing. “What do yon bet?” “Well...” Bret took up one of the sandwiches, peered critically between the slices of bread. “I think you'd probably win the bet, | But some times you have to look Government officials boast of carrots three feet lon, monument+ for shortly after siz she reached |orange juice, toast and coffee, she| And that afternoon she encoun- cnn to onthe sie one ous tly feta a wil sales any ast] GG Congress votes || | su wat premed te e lorer oamet te nora esune| ofc Mun a hy cheign| wv, SE ore Pu i : Pee es ees to admit*Nebraska down to “silent.” A moment later [headed “Help Wanted: Female.” |oney turown in'for good measure. |™& 1 Know what f'm talking it : Failure of parts of the body to grow in all directions} You can think much better on your feet, says a Yale as a state. she arose wearlly and songht. the |Borrowing a pencil from the sleepy-| at 4 o'clock, her list and her pa- | about. 7 same tience utterly exhausted, she| “Just the same,” said Jo, opening climbed into a taxi and gave the|the refectory table vigorously, “I driver the address of the Fendale.|have a feeling that tomorrow I'm A taxi was a luxury she should |S0ing to be a bookkeeper in a ma have avoided now, and Jo realized | fine supply store!” Mithout filled with conficting thoughts, had stayed there| “We don’t like college girls; they | Dari house.” 4 Dakota. The probability is that we shall more such | Whereas with « pigeon a small carrying case, “§ -torm capt I ol aaa thee: know, » ine taeely. Reuse. Outrages and the natural tendency fs to eotuiaor ench |sibly a dozen birds: does not vaigh cree is coun re eh fe ee pplics aa (RE maarieae, Pinte, foam. ame: |{ORRe ere 1s Bret held the paper toward Jo. can be done about it. In this day of modern machinery, sclentific discovery rom frees The Kitchenet apartments were| “The boss likes all the girls to|«t¢ gives the address, and ff 1 were The banks already have taken what precautions they |®24 invention upon invention, there is a thilll ie tho leaving Bret Paul and this pleas-| oon, put reasonable. Hastily Jo|be brunets, not blonds.” you I'd go down there tomorrow can, All of them keep their major funds under time | M!Tie®, Pigeon matching his faithful performance with ant campus so Sealy. grabbed a pencil and scribbled a| “We've fust hired all wo need.” |tnd tr7 for tt. Of course it’s only ad lock, even during business hours, but nothing has yet All the glory he wanta lies in the kespels ores Gees aon And even after their long walk, |note tor Tubby: And thon wore only a tow of the | o00 str chin up, and you'd bore been done to set up « system whereby bank raiders will his journey’s end. and she had left Bret with the “Please have my trunk and reasons she'd heard. At one place |tne afternoons free to look for 4 be caught and convicted. There has but