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4 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, MAY 15, 1935 The Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspa| THE STATE’S OLDEST S 1 NEWSPAPER BS (Established 1 State, City and County Official Newspaper tht H Published by The Bismarck Tribune Company, Bis- Qmarck, N, D., and entered at the postoffice at Bismarck 8s second class mail matter. George D. Mann President and Publisher Archie O. Johnson Kenneth W. Simons @ecretary and Treasurer Editor Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily by carrier, per year -$7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) . 1.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state the of Bismarck) ..........++ deveeevees - 5.00 Daily by mail outside of North Dakota ‘Weekly by mail in state, per year . Mi peer bee mail Cord of Ate Dakota, er j } | | | Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation j Member of The Associated Press / The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the 8 credited to per and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved. ne | Inspiration for Today | Beware of the scribes, which desire to walk in / long robes, and love greetings in the markets, and / the highest seats in the synagogs, and the chief rooms at feasts—St. Luke 20:46. Paneer Pride is increased by ignorance; those assume i the most who know the least—Gay. « Profit and War North Dakota’s junior senator, Gerald P. Nye, has become almost an international fig- ‘ure because of his theories about war and his pronouncements relative to the elimination of profits from war. But will the elimination of profit from war end war? Students of history and of the mechanics of war will hardly agree to such a simple solution. It is not as easy as all that. } It would seem that Senator Nye is more con- cerned over taking the profit out of war than in the prevention of war. There is something so demagogic in most of the denouncements of preparedness for war that | it appeals to the politicians. Senator Nye has found in this instance that it is far better po- i litical strategy to treat the symptoms rather than the disease. No legislative body, not even one as “august” as the United States senate, has ever been able to legislate peace. Limiting war profits to three per cent will never prevent a war, if the ignorance, the passion or the jeal- ousy of nations and their people are once aroused. These are the motives of war, not « profits alone. Senator Nye'is indulging in a lot of silly tub thumping which secures for him some wonder- ful speaking dates and takes his mind and time away from the more arduous demands of his own constituents, The next war is so remote as to give our junior senator something safe to shoot at. His * supporters and friends at home, however, would like to get his ear for a moment on matters of a more vital nature to them than the profits of the du Ponts, the Krupps and Vickers, Ltd. As long as European diplomacy is what it is | and international politics rest upon hate and |} distrust there will be wars and rumors of war. | Senator Nye can keep busy fighting the Four Horsemen of want, hunger, distress and despair which ride his own state as well as the 47 others. These destroyers are as greedy, as i hungry and as ruthless as the munitions |} makers. When it comes to regulating profits in the next war, the farmers of North Dakota may / find that the proposed three per cent limit set j for war profits is hardly enough to keep the big - bad wolf away from their doors. The Saturday Evening Post, in a most sensi- ble editorial, reaches this sane conclusion: “Peace is to be had by no easy short- cuts or congressional enactments. It comes only from constant, unremitting vigilance exercised through the years, which, though absolutely essential, is not dramatic.” Some of Senator Nye’s constituents, trying for months to get his ear on matters of press- ing importance to them, hope that he will drop the munition racket long enough to run a few errands for them which, after all, is one of the major duties of a successful representative at Washington, undramatic as such jobs may be. That Canadian Riot Headlines telling of a riot in St, Johns, Newfound- + land, may surprise a great many persons who look upon the British and their Canadian brothers as a staid and law-abiding people. ‘We have been regaled with statistics about British Jaw enforcement and law observance so often that such news offers a natural surprise. The fact is that we need not be, for the British, on their native heath, can be as demonstrative as any other race. ‘Their political meetings, for example, are commonly gttended by demonstrations such as would draw wide Words by any extensive heckling of a candidate for presi- Gent, but when the English prime minister takes to the thustings he must be prepared to take as well as give. fellow. It is only among strangers that he 2 the fishy eye, the turned-up nose and the cold and hand which cartoonists attribute to him, comment in America. We would be shocked beyond At political meetings, as well as at others to discuss public subjects, cat-calls, shouts, the throwing of decayed and similar occurrences are common, giving tion that John Bull, when at home, is really an the same time, some of the things which hap- Johns were out of the ordinary. The Brit- ‘usually go in for vandalism and looting. In the circumstances it may be inferred that this ‘@s an aftermath of what started out to be blood-rousing, blood-letting shindig. They ehind the Scenes in Washington WITH RODNEY DUTCHER Work-Relief Chieftains Face Messy Job ... With Walk- er’s Task Toughest of All... Couzens’ Inquiry Stirs Up CWA Scandals Again . . . Norris Scores One on Power Trust. wi , May 15.—For a bunch of fellows who have six or seven billion dollars to spend, the numerous bosses of the huge work-relief program are a surprisingly worried lot. Most of them are still foggy about it all. They're sparring with a pack of problems which could be reeled off here for a half a column if anyone wanted to be lugu- brious about it. (This is too nice a day.) The problems resolve themselves into the question: “Will it work—and how?” Insiders suspect that current administration inten- tions of putting 4,000,000 folks at work by August are as over-optimistic as General Johnson's belief that NRA would re-employ 6,000,000 almost immediately, and Ad- ministrator James Moffett’s suggestion that the federal housing act meant jobs for 5,000,000. The only way it can be done is by CWA methods, which means primarily an effort to put relief recipients on payrolls rather than at work. Probability that the tremendous job will be messy in its application, however, doesn’t mean that money won't be spent in huge gobs or that Roosevelt's hope of some real stimulation for private business won't be real- ized. Even though some administrators lose their minds —or reputations—in the process. see GHASTLY JOB FOR WALKER Everybody hopes that other of the program's phases will work out better than the effort to make Frank Walker a “fall guy” who would keep a pork-hungry na- tion off the necks of officials busy with actual operation of the scheme. The idea was that Walker, whose devotion to Roose- velt leads him to accept jobs of a thankless and horrible nature, would, as head of the division of applications and information, receive all project requests and handl¢ the horde of congressmen, governors, mayors, and other lobbyists. Although Walker was to refer the projects to the approximately 60 federal agencies, divisions, and sections destined to do the actual spending, that mob would be kept from interfering with Hopkins, Ickes, Tugwell and the many other busy bosses of the actual work-relief job. Already, just between us girls, the plan has bogged down. The lobbyists saw through the plan once. They don’t mind leaving their formal applications with Walker, but the same after- noon they're around at the backdoor—high- pressuring the agency which would actually su- perintend the project. Walker's chief job will be to straighten out snarls and 00-ordinate. And what a Job that one is going to be! oe X-RAY ON CWA MESS ‘You can expect some sensations out of Senator Jim Couzens’ investigation of relief expenditures, For one thing, they probably will shed mere light on the CWA scandals. As CWA drew te a close, you may recall, able Administrator Harry Hopkins was throwing up his hands in Prem at evidence of politics and graft. Later, however, the FERA publicity staff got busy pushing the story that there had been amazingly little of either. But Couzens has quietly called on FERA for the re- ports of last year’s investigations by PWA Chief Investi- gator Louls Glavis and his sleuths. There are’ cases of padded payrolls and other shenanigans which have never been prosecuted and Couzens wants to know why. ar) NORRIS SCORES ON TRUST Senator George Norris of Nebraska slipped a resolu- tion through the senate the other day when no one was looking. But his old foes, the “power trust” lobbyists, are now looking at it—hard. The federal power commission is asked to check on every municipal and federal power plant in the country to learn the nature and cost of litigation brought against them by private power interests. Norris expects to show that hardly a public power plant has ever been built except in the face of injunctions which caused expense and de- Isy. Sometimes the litigation has taken years and frequently small towns have been unable to stand the expense. Norris points out that suits by private interests are now costing TVA millions of dollars and he hopes to get through some legislation against “government by injunc- tion.” (Copyright, 1935, NEA Service, Inc.) With Other DITORS Mr. Douglas on the Budget (New York Herald-Tribune) ‘There are persons, doubtless, who find themselves in disagrement with Lewis W. Douglas,on his views con- cerning the national budget. There will be few, however, to deny the assertion that technically and politically he is probably better qualified to discuss this important cue than any other individual in the United States y. Mr. Dougias, in his appeal before the National Eco- nomic Club last week for a balanced budget, sharply om lenged two of the principal these’ promulgated by the New Deal “spenders.” One of these is the belief that by the process of “priming the pump” with huge govern- ment expenditures a sufficient degree of prosperity can be generated to balance federal income with outgo, even peste ooh siriteagt ade fer gehyg es The cee Se easy assumption prevailing at Washington that becat Fe povniry: is ets pelnae: erosion 16,8 Fes “inflat: Taking up the first of these two points, the former Reprinted to show what they say. We may or may not agree with them. | director of the budget in the Roosevelt administration called attention to the fact that even in the boom year of 1920, when production was at full tide and when tax rates were higher than they are now, total federal reve- nues amounted to but $6,500,000,000, or some $2,000,000,000 Washington. More important than this purely mathe- matical problem, he warned however, is the and government bureaucracies under a such wholesale spending. Douglas, “which has openly adopted a spending an instrument of recovery to do 80.” they the views of an irresponsible American Democrat—of a man who was chosen by course of reckless spending. In his drive for larger f1 enterprise in other fields, ness, was chosen as the “average American.” the business. see It took congressmen quite @ bit of time and con Now, on the relative merits of pork— ees iant effort to carry out the promises made at ports, less than called for by the present budget program at political problem involved in the creation of vested eo inlets “A government,” declared. Mr. policy as cannot stop spending and thus cause a depression—it would be political suicide for it Analyzing the government's expenditures which have led to the accumulation of such a large deficit, Mr. Douglas reminded his hearers of a point that has fre- quently been stressed in these columns, pees, tee They are the considered conclusions of an outstanding the administration itself for his conspicuous ability in the field of finance to run the national budget and who left the New Deal counsels of his own volition and with the greatest reluctance only when he had exhausted every effort to dissuade the administration from its present families, Mussolini could do morse San point to Nari Bey, Ser, as an example of A Fort Madison, Ia., man, who owns his own busi- Something wrong there. If he were average, the bank would own troversy to determine which state's apples were the best. You've got to hand it to that flaval officer who is marrying for the 15th time. He's at least making a val- various | Another Angle on the Security Problem © 1905 Nee - at the - NATIO By BYRON PRICE (Chief of Bureau, The Associated Press, Washington) Many random bits of news and speculation about 1936 and even 1940 drift into Washington on every breeze. Very quietly, Missouri friends of Roscoe C. Patterson are making a campaign for his nomination for president by the Republicans next year. Some claim he already is as- sured votes enough to make him a real factor in the convention. Patterson was defeated for re-elec- tion to the senate in 1934. He has a long record of party service, but there has been no widespread public men- tion of him for the presidency. What. has been done in that direction rep- resents one of the most noiseless delegate hunts ever conducted. In various quarters there is talk of Dr. Glenn Frank, president of the] University of Wisconsin, for Repub- lican 1936 standard-bearer. He seems to have no organization as yet. He is put forward as a liberal (but less liberal than the La Follettes) who has a flair for phrase-making, an exceptional abilify as a speker, and & considerable knowledge of political affairs, but no record of partisanship, to handicap him. xe 8 Hoover Possibilities One astute Republican old-timer thinks that if the convention were held tomorrow, on the basis of pledges or near-pledges already given more than a year in advance, more than 20 candidates would be assured of greater or lesser blocs of votes. In various well-informed quarters there is a definite belief that the nominee is most likely to come from the midwest or west. In spite of all the talk, friends of Herbert Hoover Incidentally, various local leaders in several states are pledging their efforts to Mr. Hoover himself. He scarcely is likely to disavow this fol- == | who should know, do not expect him to throw his support to Ogden Mills OLITICS |/*si2s8e “ae iy a g| lowing at the present stage. What he does eventually is another matter. To those on the inside of Repub- lican affairs it would cause no sur- prise if the former president threw his support definitely to one of the leading candidates at the psycholog- ical moment, some months hence. A good many candidates—particu- larly a half-dozen or more midwest- erners—will be fishing secretly for that support. It should be remem- bered that those who control the par- ty machinery in many sectioris, and especially in the south, are men pick- ed by Hoover. Some figure he might be able to control and deliver, beyond question, @ good many scores @f delegates. * * * Five Years Ahead Some of those in the field for the 1936 nomination do not expect or especially desire, to be nominated. They are just getting in trim for 1940—getting an organization under ‘way, and stepping out where they can be seen and remembered. It is surprising how many Repub- lican ‘politicians are looking that far ahead, and how many stories it has given rise to. One especially interesting report come from Indiana. There is talk of asking Will Hays to quit his job as movie czar, and run for governor next year. A four-year term in the gov- ernor’s chair would just be ending when the party started considering in earest its 1940 presidential situa- tion, > ‘There are friends of Agriculture Secretary Henry Wallace, a pre-New Deal Republican, who whisper that he would make splendid presidential tim- ber in 1940, on any ticket. So it goes. From every direction. Unquestionably the Republican party is beginning to sit up and takg notice, whatever may come of it. ‘“ e | - Trish s HORIZONTAL 1Symbolic Irish [p} plant. 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VERTICAL 45 sun. 30 Winter pre» 50 To accomplish. 1 Spain. 47 Dross. cipitations, 51 War flyer. 2 Nimbus. -49 Shape. 32 Emissary. 53 To curtail. 3 Solitary. 50 Flat plate. 33 Per. 56 Saxhorn. 4 Rhythms. 52 To recede. 34 Swimming 5S Long grasses, 5 Musical work. 54 To exist. organ. 59 Ache. 6 Shipwrecked 36 Wing. 63-This plant in _ persons. 37 Kettle. Ireland's na- 7 Bends the 38 Verbal. tional ——. knee. : 40 Units of force. 64 St. Patrick 8 Barrel. 61 Within. 42 Fen. showed the 9 Verbally. 62 Northeast. Music occupies a very great place in the lives of the people of this country. I have a deep conviction that people who love music strive also for the best in everything —President Roosevelt. zk * Instead of more laws and arrests, the way to reach women is not through force, but to show them hu- manity and help care for their bodies and minds. — Anna M. Kross, New York magistrate. xe * ‘Where the schools are not covering students over with the dust of dead things, but are giving them the here and now of current events, we have me beginning of self-education. —B. H. Darrow, aie a executive, * Sixth excl nes you couldn’t find a Republican who wanted to make the sacrifice as a canidate for presi- dent. Now, so far as I know, I am the only adult member of the party who is not one.—Patrick J. Hurley. Your Personal Health : By William Brady, M. D. Dr. Brady will answer qi ts hy to health but not dis- ease or diagnosis. Write briefly an ink, Address Dr. Brady in care of The Tribu: All queries toast, be accompanied by @ stamped, self-addressed envelope. ‘ 18 IT FATTENING? Straight cod liver or halibut liver oil is just as fattening as so much butter or lard. It is not for its fattening effect that doctors prescribe fish liver oil, but for its vitamins chiefly. Fish liver oil is the richest known na- tural source of vitamin D, the vitamin which prevents rickets and pre- motes normal calcium metabolism and hence the growth and the health common notion that certain items are “fattening” and rete Mid “strengthening” without being “fattening” rests on the quaint diet of the past, parallel columns of things one “may eat” or “may not eat.” Some charlatans still sell such “diets” to the wiseacre and ninnyhammer portion of the population. Sweets such as sugar, candy, ice cream, SOlite wine fountain beverages, syrups, chocolate bars, pack the most For the overweight this is tragic. For the at all to slip down the chute a behead and walnuts or pecans; your favorite refreshing soniintas for these delectables. Insullin , have Many thin folk have a toberanion for such things. treat- ment raises the tolerance; promotes better nutrition. But does vitamin B. indeed we know that an optimal ration of vitamin B is equivalent to a small dose of insulin in effect, but this effect of vi- tamin B becomes manifest only after the optimal ration has been taken for @ month or more. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Baby Sucks Clothes How to stop ten months old baby from sucking the bedclothes . . (Mrs, L. R. W.) Answer—Dip edges of clothes in a decoction made by steeping some quassia chips in a quart of water. Let dry. This imparts a very bitter taste, which is harmless. A few ounces of the same decoction given as an in- jection after a simple soap and water enema is a good remedy for pin- worms, Substitutes Effects of use of oleomargaripe in place of butter and crisco in place of lard. (B. F. B.) Answer—No objection to use of such substitutes provided the diet in- cludes at least a pint of fresh milk daily. Class A Neurotic Graduates I was indignant when I read some of your articles about neurasthenia and nervous breakdown. But I agree you are right now. A real doctor discovered that my condition was hi and by the proper treatment he has restored me to good health. (Mrs. E. G. G.) Answer—That’s the saving grace of Class A Neurotics—they do grad- uate sometimes. The B's never do. Send ten cents coin and stamped en- velope bearing your address, for booklet “Nervous Imposition,” which puts you in your class if you to have bad “nerves.” If you're not a B your noton may be fallible, after all, The Mollycoddie Boys Suffer greatly in the office where I work, from temperatures aver- aging 83 and sometimes ranging as high as 87 degrees. No one else can stand less than 80. Why do people shiver at 80 in winter whereas they are comfortable at 60 or 65 in summer? (M. M. R.) Answer—Artificial heat dries out the air excessively, and that interferes with the normal heat regulation of the body. By evaporating sufficient wa- ter in the room, you may make a temperature of 68 comfortable for every- body. Gnashing Teeth What causes my wife (age 30) to grind and gnash her teeth while sleeping? (W. C.) Answer—Perhaps shortage in vitamins. Practical information in book- let “Building Vitality.” For copy send 10 cents coin and stamped envelope bearing your address. (Copyright 1935, John F. Dille Co.) % DARK BLOND OURS IA BEYER BL, tne Sapp ts Kiduapes. Hillleest and Nermap teare the ba a Tg frlscids H Caise. Sergeant Mahoney bet me 16 bucks that when we got Phyllis Faulconer I'd find that Bob Caise had tipped her off about the car. That's why he sent me to wait for it. Come on, you're going to head- quarters and get booked.” “But you don’t. anderstand,” sho said. “That note wasn't left for me. That was ....” “Ob baloney!” he said. “I’ve heard enough of your alibis. You come with me. You can tell your troubles to Sergeant Mahoney.” “Thank heavens!” she said. “1 can at least talk with some one who's got intelligence.” “Go on, smarty, make all your wise cracks,” he said, opening the door of the automobile and pull- ing her by the handcuffed wrists. “You may think I'm dumb but 4 bad sense enough to trap you and trap you right.” She recognized the futility of farther argument and braced her self to be led down the stairs. Once more she saw the pitying glance of the uniformed attendant of the garage and now she uncer- stood its complete significance. He * bad known that s police detective was waiting to arrest whoever showed up to take out that Faul- coner sedan, and bad known she was walking into a trap when she climed the stairs. eoee HE felt her cheeks burn witt humillfation as she was led handcuffed. in charge of the of- ficer, across the lighted lower floor. “Well,” Buchanan said triumph- antly, “I got ber.” “Do you need those handcuffs?” the man asked. Buchanan flashed him 8 bel- ligerent glance. “I'll say I do. She's wanted for murder.” The garage attendant stuck by his guns. “You're about 100-pounds heavier than she ts,” he remarked. “If she hasn't got @ gun yos should be able to handle her witb- out handcuffs.” “You don’t need to tel) me how to do my job,” Buchanan re- marked. “All | want you to do ts to show me where the telephone is and then keep quiet.” The attendant jerked bis head toward the office. Buchanan took Millicent into the office, hooked his foot around the leg of a chair, Jorked it a few inches toward Mil- Ucent and said, “Sit down there and rest yourself. Don’t try to make a break.” He picked .up the telephone. said, “Police headquarters,” and then, after a moment said, “Hom! cide Department . . . i Ger- nt Mahoney there? Well, let me talk with Ramsey... Hello, Ramsey, this is Buchanan. 1 got the Faulconer jane . . . Yes, she’s sitting right here at the Savoy garage. Where's Maho ney?” ‘The receiver made a long series of squawking noises, and Buchanan said, “Well, see if you can get Mahoney and tell Jobansen to come around here. It's just a couple of blocks . . . Yes, sure, he’s off duty. but he mixed into it and he might as well sce it through. Tell him it’s big stuff and he may get bis name in a newspaper. Only shoot him along.” Bvcwaran hung ep the tele- phone. “And now,” Millicent asked, “do we start for headquarters?” “Not yet, sister.” He tilted back in the chair, put his feet up on the desk pulled s black cigar from his pocket, clipped off the end, inspected it, wrapped his lips around it, scratched,s match on the sole of his shoe and concentrated bis at- tention upon lighting the cigar. When he had it burning to suit him he puffed out clouds of smoke, bis manner that of one who is very well pleased with himself. “Well,” Millicent demanded impatiently, “what are we wait- ing for?'I want to talk with some- one who has some authority.” “Sister,” be told her, “I've got all the authority you need to bother about.” “I mean.” she said, “someone rho. RAs aanes ine wall Aa aathse- ty. “I had sense enough to out- smart you,” he told her. She ignored the comment. After a fow moments she de- manded again, “Well, what cre we waiting for?” “That,” be said, “is one of the things you might like to know, but you're pretty emart and you'll know what I want fo tell you and nothing else.” A to know that you've got to take me before a magistrate when you ar rest me.” “So.” be said, “you've got @ criminal record, have you?” “No, £ haven't a criminal record. I've got work to do and | demand an opportunity to myself.” ““Don’t worry. You're going to get that, 1 promise. If you're op the ap and ap we'll know it in s very few minutes.” “How?” eee 6CYX7E'VE got someone coming who can identify the real I'm betting you're Phyllis Faul- coner, but just the same I’m going to give you all the breaks.” “Oh,” she said, “if you'd only do that! If you’d only have some- one from the apartment house who knows the rea) Phyllis Faul- coner {t would save you the humiliation of making a false arrest and save me s lot of time.” “Okay, sister,” he agreed good- naturedly, puffing smoke at the ceiling. “I’ve got a chap by the name of Johansen coming around here, He knows the real Phyllis Faulconer and I know him. He's a square-ehooter, but he’s hard- boiled and you can’t slip anything over on him. Here he comes now.” Millicent heard the pound of heavy steps. She already anti- cipated the vindication that was to be hers. She turned a smiling face, and then the smile froze on her lips and panic filled her eyes, “Helle, Johansen,” said Ey through the glass paneled ‘ce way nodded & greeting and thee shifted his eyes to Millicent. He was the officer who had knocked on the door of the apart- ment snd complained to Millicent about the excessive noise—the man who had blown the police whistle when she fled from the apartment! | ° (To Be Continued.) ee ee