The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 6, 1935, Page 3

RSeReakaTSeks w d - le 1 s c Local Man Finds Bismarck in ‘World News’ as Ship Nears Middle of World Editor's Note: ‘This is the fourth in a series of travel articles written by Dr. Quain for The Tribune. The est will appear in an early ue, ‘The Court of St. Vitus’ Is Pre- sented by Community Organization “The Court of St. Vitus,” a play the Bismarck Commun- presented by the ity Players, featured the Wednesday — Meeting of the local Rotary Cast in the play were Judge I. C. Davies, Dorothy TeKippe, Emery Putnam, A. J. Klaudt, Richard Tied- man, John Moses and Elsie Peters. { By DR. E. P. QUAIN February 8rd (Sunday): Again an early swim in the pool followed by a sun bath. It is necessary to acquire some sun resistance. The thicker the tan, the more comfort underneath, it is said, and anything (or perhaps nothing) soon will be preferable to the stickiness of the heat already in evidence. The old timers grin, Ts it's nice and cool now—“just wait till you get to Rio and out of this breeze!” Crepe hangers! We are about 180 miles from the equator, temperature 85 degrees F. (10:00 a. m.) and in a humidity cor- Tesponding to an undrained tamarack swamp. We have a strong wind from ord, |the northeast, the trade wind, so- called. Why these constantly blow- ing winds should tear along the equa- tor and why they should be called “trade winds” is difficult to explain. They never seem to “trade” in any- thing particular except in strength and violence. In the old days of sail- ing ships they were an unalloyed bless- ing for all seamen who often lay be- calmed for weeks and months in the windless “doldrums” on each side of the equatorial trade wind zone. To- day, when the wind jammers have been displaced by coal-eating and oil- drinking steamers, the trade winds might just as well trade their efforts to Dutch windmills or political office seekers. Bismarck in ‘World News’ Apropos the Jlatter—among the “major world news” received by wire- leas this morning was an item from North Dakota, U. 8. America del Norte. It said a certain ex-governor, aided by a certain legislative body and a certain court, had made another ex- ¢|S0vernor from an in-governor and a new in-governor from a vice governor. Nothing said about the length of the armistice. Another item was of far more in- terest to everybody on board. It was the news from Washington, D. C., that Secretary Hull is concluding treaties and reaching mutual understandings ‘with several South American republics to revise the tariff schedules, there- by reducing some of the causes of irri- tation against Uncle Sam. An addi- tional method of gaining respect for Uncle Sam would be to compel every exporting business firm in the United States to send no employe to South America unless he were able to speak Spanish (or Portuguese in Brasil) fluently. This thought is acquired from many observers. Latins Feel Superior Peoples of Latin origin look upon Newcomers of other nationalities and Henry, Omaha, Neb., girl operated on Monday for tic hernia, ‘was reported as “better” Wednesday by doctors attending her at Truesdale LUDENIZE* your throat! Just put a cool, refreshing Luden’s in your mouth. Feel it gently smooth away the irritation. Feel that soft, protective coating on those dry, raw spots. Why, the tickling and the cough are gone before you know it! That's what Ludenizing does! ‘-.uEMrsE"—ihe complete throat medicating process which covers the moment you place a Luden’s Menthol Cough Drop in your mouth... eleven medicinal ingredionts melting into soothing lotion which quickly modstens the throat, stops irritation and relieves coughing. LUDEN'S Gotzn Drops THE BISMARCK ‘TRIBUNE. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6, 1985 ” DRAMATIC PLAYERS |*Trade Winds’ Misnomer, ENTERTAIN ROTARY| Quain, at Equator, Finds) |ppEARING SUNDAY languages with a superior air—more 80 than that dispensed by Uncle Sam to the “greenhorns” of the 80's and 90's—and that was no homeopathic dose! This superiority complex leads readily to feelings of resentment in business and social contacts. Re- sentment and hate cannot be cured by golden dollars or powerful navies. Some other nations send boys to be- come educated in foreign lands in or- Ger to prepare them for future service to their own nations. John Bull and all that this name represents is not- able in this respect. That's a hint! February 4th (Monday): ‘We crossed the equator in the night. At that moment a peculiar rumbling was heard by those who were up, and some said they felt distinctly the jar- ring from the engine room. It seems that when a 518-foot long and 64-foot wide steamer of 18,000 tons weight, like look wise and tell you {Ris one, comes with full speed to the of the world it is necessary to reverse the engine and put on all the brakes for a while. Failure to do this might cause the boat to get out of control from its momentum and start shooting down hill to goodness knows where. It might even bump against the icebergs in Admiral Byrd's terri- tory—and we have no fur coats along. But the boat was running smoothly again at 7 a. m. when I paddied in the swimming pool. King Neptune Made Visit Above paragraph was written this morning after breakfast and in total ignorance, of course, of the things that were afoot. There is a suspicion now that not all the noise heard in the night came from putting on the brakes. We discovered at noon that Old King Neptune himself had come on board in the early morning hours, the purpose being to find out if all on ship were entitled to enter his domain in the Southern Seas. He draws the line at the equator. To cross it the first time one must go through a gruesome ceremony of ini- tiation. The Captain of the ship is evidently afraid of cheating the Sea King for he has had detectives on everybody's trail for days to find out who “belongs” and who hon- estly is trying to fool him. He is aid- ed and abetted by all those who have crossed the line before and, of course, ‘been duly initiated into the mysteries. No use trying the old bluff that you’ve been across before—you can’t fool Neptune. He'll greet you as his own, or his trident will—well—never mind —till you meet him. The initiatory rites lasted nearly all afternoon. No one (who did not “belong”) was overlooked. My friend “Kolynos” was Master of Ceremonies. His ability to detect and report to the King all the “crimes” committed by the Neophytes was a master’s work. No defense attorney was permitted and the more defense one produced the more certain and due were the punishments. But these are fraternal secrets which may be discussed only mong those who “belong.” Good night. A. C. Jordan’s Father Is Claimed by Death Ross P. Jordan, father of A. C. Jordan, field man for the North Da- kota Sheriffs and Peace Officers as- sociation, died at 11:20 a. m., Tuesday at a local hospital from heart dis- ease. Jordan’s father had been in Bis- marck for only two weeks when he suffered a stroke and was taken to the hospital. Sunday, after a week in bed, he appeared much improved but took a turn for the worse Mon- day and failed rapidly. His son left Monday night for Des Come celebrate with us our 10th Birthday Sale, starts March 8th. The pres- ents are yours, in some of the greatest bargains we have ever been able to offer —45-plate Battery, $4.49 exch. Guaranteed Flat Wall Paint, $1.49 gal—and hun- dreds more. Gamble Stores. ‘VP CONCERT BAND John E. Howard and Musicians Also Will Be Here for Sat- urday Night Game The University of North Dakota Concert band, now on its annual spring tour, will give a program at the Bismarck city auditorium Sunday afternoon, it was announced here Wednesday. The hour of the concert and the program will be made known after more definite arrangements are completed with John E. Howard, di- ‘University alumni and former stu- dents will care for housing of the band members while they are guests in the city. Clarion E. Larson, band director in the city schools, is co- Operating in making local arrange- ments for the appearance. There will be no admission charge but a silver collection will be taken to defray ex- penses, It is possible that the band will ar- rive in Bismarck Saturday afternoon and will play at the University of North Dakota - Bismarck tom. basketball game in the evening. The coming concert will be the first given here by a university band in three years, Alfred Zuger Leaves On West Coast Trip John H. Lewis of Minot and V. R. Lovell of Fargo have been appointed to act as referees in bankruptcy for southwestern North Dakota during the absence of Alfred Zuger, who left Wednesday morning for a two-week trip to the west, coast. Mr. Zuger plans to stop first at Seattle and then Proceed down the Pacific coast to Portland, San Francisco and Los An- geles. While in California he will visit his sister and a niece. WEALTHY CHICAGOAN DIES Miami Beach, Fla., March 6—(?)— John Kellogg, 49, wealthy Chicagoan and president of the John Kellogg company, which operates grain ele- vators throughout the middle west, died here Tuesday. Mishap Injuries of Hillsboro Man Fatal Minneapolis, March 6—()—Clar- ence Kelly, 44-year-old former regis- ter of deeds at Hillsboro, N. D., died in Northwestern hospital here Tues- | day from a fractured skull received Feb. 27 when he jumped from a mov- | ing car near Elbow Lake, Minn. *__SEVERE QUAKE IN INDIA Moradabad, India, March 6—(?)— A violent earthquake of two minutes’ duration drove panic-stricken ‘inhab- | itants of this community from their beds early Wednesday. Buildings rattled and walls cracked, SHORTE COLD OVED BY 2 GENERATIONS WASH BOARDS Double-faced—brass and zinc. 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