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The Bismarck Tribune}*°4 © when he found he was go- | #——— An Independent Newspaper é. THE STATE'S OLDEST : NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) State, City and County Official News- paper. Published by The Bismarck Tb: une Company, Bismarck, N. entered at the postoftice at Bismarck 28 second class mail matter. GEORGE D, MAIN President and Publisher “Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily by carrier, per year .......87.0 mail, year (in Bis- ‘Weekly by mail outside of North Dakota, per year ............. 180 Weekly by mail in Canada, per FEAT oosseveeres Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associated Press matter herein are also reserved. D:m-cracy in Texas If we think the workings of Dem- ocracy have resulted in same strange situations in our own state, consider ‘Texas where more than 50 candidates are seeking election to fill a vacancy in the general assembly with pros- pects that the number may exceed 100. This strange condition exists in the city of Dellas and the post at stake is the representation of some 300,000 persons. It has become a joke because so many persons have taken advantage of their right of citizen- ship. The issue now is not who will be elected but how many can be Dersuaded to run. Entering the leg- islative contest has become a game. If ever there was a political free- for-all this is it. i Newspapers keep tab of the entries in exactly the same spirit that they report the scores of football games, but with considerably more levity, one headline stating that “Reporter, Evangelist, Clerk announce but no butcher or baker yet,” and another, telling about the entry of a woman in jail with a year yet to serve say- ing “Kate Johnson's platform will be released soon—but not Kate.” It seems to have become a matter of local pride to increase the list to battalion size. If the cure for Democracy’s ills is more Democracy Dallas is about to have its fill. ‘There are dangers in this situa- tion, of course. For example it is obvious that whoever is elected will be merely @ minority candidate. More serious than this is the manner in which it holds our form of gov- ernment up to ridicule. It shows what travesties can occur when peo- Ple refuse to take the business of government seriously. Still it has its saving graces. It shows a sense of humor rampant in Texas which is peculiarly American. As a nation we have always been subject to ridiculous excesses. It may be that the people of Dallas have merely taken this method of notify- ing the world that they are back to normal. Consider the En._loyed So much has been said on behalf of the unemployed during recent years that we have been prone to overlook the importance of the man who still has a job or a business. Between thinking about and legislating for the fellow on the bottom and con- demning the man on top, there has THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, FRIDAY, MARCH 1, 1935 ing to be late for school; the boy said, “Think up an excuse.” Now the funny part about it is that from the psychiatrist's viewpoint both of these answers were wrong—al- though any ordinary mortel would find them pretty sensible answers to rather pecullar questions. Tests which give the subject zeros for answers as intelligent as these jeannot, properly, be called intelli- gence tests at all. 22 Years for Good Although much of the “charity work” previously done by private or- Ganizations is now financed by fed- eral government appropriations, the Old-fashioned Community Chest re- ™mains the backbone of local efforts to help the unfortunate; and it is worth noticing that March 1 is the 22nd anniversary of the formation of the first organization of that kind in America, This took place in Cleveland, O., when the Federation for Charity and Philanthropy—later to be known as the Community Fund—was founded in 1913. The idea proved to be such & good one that it was widely copied. p|Today there are 414 Community Chests in as many American cities, The Community Chest has led to greater efficiency and better service in community social work. The an- niversary of its inception is worth more than @ passing glance in com- memoration, Sign of Pzosperity Although progress is halting and un- certain, there can be no doubt that the general trend of business has been better during recent months. The level of activity has approached that which occurred in June, 1933, when a large number of manufac- turers were working at top speed to Pile up inventories before the NRA Could become effective. This time, however, there is no such incentive to speculative action. But there are other signs that things are getting better, not the least of which is the report of the American Kennel club that more dogs were registered with it during Janu- ary than in any previous month in its history. It costs a dollar to reg- ister an animal with this organiza- tion and $6,250 was taken in during the month for this purpose as com- pared with 4,300 for the same month last year. Since the prolixity of canines takes no account of depressions it is only fair to assume that there are no more dogs than formerly. It is only that more are being registered. It may be deduced that more people are buying blooded dogs, which are distinctly a luxury, because they are able to pay for them. One interested in social phenomena might also wonder a little if the in- creasing popularity of Rover and his brothers might not be due toa greater tendency for people to return to the simple pleasures and pursuits which ate @ tradition with us rather than to the hectic pleasures of the pre- depression era. Editorial Comment Editorials printed below show the trend of thought by other editors. ‘They are published without resard to whether they agree or disagree with The Tribune's policies. Russia Knocks at the Gate lis Tribune) Esgland and France left So- viet Russia out of their latest plans for organizing European “security,” they probably anticipated that they would hear from the colossus of east- ern Europe. They were not disap- pointed. In no uncertain terms Rus- sia has informed London that it must been a marked tendency to forget the average man in the middle. He is the fellow, by the way, with the id q a i efiy isl] it Hie Hl | > Fe Hy] E e t ll gk foe tl rie rh | Germany and Poland are matters of first concern and it entertains real- istic fears of a German~-Polish move to acquire some of its western fron- ther. The appearance of the Russians at the Capvinped now being held in mechanism whereby their contradic- Aced, o's fallacy, "i would be just a l "the Republicans to, and the || tators, have gone dizzy. in| their recent plebiscite. Under rule ———_ demands classification of the capital ‘as @ northern city of 650,000 popula- tion on account of the suburbs and the New Deal influx—which would mean higher code wages. . . Chief Justice Hughes put on his top hat after a big day’s work and went to see “The Gondoliers,” Gilbert and Sullivan, As he left the theatre, a THE NEW DEAL TASHINGTO! —BY RODNEY DUTCHE (Tribune Washington Correspondent) Washington, March 1—The Demo- cratic congressman who gets @ nice bright gold star for party regularity on his report card at the end of this session will be qualifying for the rara avis cage at the National Zoo. Nearly everyone, especially in the senate, belongs to some one of many groups opposed to the president on one issue or another. If the groups ever got together on @ single vote it would be just too bad for the administration. But they won't and probably can’t, except on the bonus or perhaps partially on a labor issue. Just the same, it's tough on F. D., who has had to do more personal lobbying than at any time before. Strong personal economic convic: A SHOCK FOR MICHAEL One of the social lionesses gave & birthday party for Michael Mac- White, minister of the Irish Free State, and told her chef to fix up a swell cake. He did. The cake reached the table with a green in- scription on the white icing as fol- lows: “Happy Birthday—to the Min- ister of the Irish Sweepstates.” .. . Our thanks to Postmaster General Jim Farley, who has a substitute for the expression “off the record,” which @ correspondent hears in every other office in Washington. Farley says: “Dead in this room.” ... The Can- adian legation has been going in for “brain trusters” ever since Premier ‘Bennett decided to bally-hoo a “New Deal” for Canada. Minister Her- ridge is a brother-in-law of Bennett's tions, group pressure from outside, hope of holding the administration up for patronage, and plain soreness at what is sometimes called White House high-handedness are chief|Wallace, Under-secretary Tugwell, factors motivating members of va-|Leon Henderson of NRA, and many tious blocs. others, to pass tips on to Ottawa. EVEN HOUSE GETS FAVOR LOUIS PLAYS SAFE Mr. Roosevelt's well-known pen-| Con Louis Ludlow of In- chant for zigzagging from right to|diana, who used to be in the press left and vice versa has acquired the/gallery, now writes glowing press re- speed of a fast game of shuttlecock.|leases about his activities. He also ‘That makes the senators dash in|has @ series of form lettérs on what and out of the administration lines;he thinks of the Townsend plan, so often and rapidly that some of|which he distributes over the week 50 them, as well as most of the spec-jall his answers won't be alike... . Roosevelt wasn’t sore about the mis- Even new house members, about 100/take of a subordinate who sent out of them, have formed a club and|a memo to correspondents reprinting whisper boldly that they're “not rub-|an article on the Virgin Islands mess ber stamps.” which attacked Farley, Attorney It’s important to remember, how-|General Cummings, and Senator Pat ever, that “right” and “left” groups|Harrison. He got a big laugh out of can fuse with the “center” easier |it. than with each other. “I (Copyright, 1935, NEA Service, Inc.) wage” advocates in the work relief e's gape fight would rather vote for Roose-| The tide of crime seems to be on velt’s $50 a month subsistence wage|the rise again. A Massachusetts man than a smaller cash dole and the|just has been arrested for stealing a cash dolers prefer the Roosevelt plan| valuable yeast formula. to anything more liberal, . “SLUR” ON CAPITAL NRA codes classify Washington as a southern city of less than 500,000 population and the local central la-| bor union is sore on both counts. It HORIZONTAL 1 Important ammunition invention. 9A— invent ed ft in the 14th century (pl). 13Golden bird. TALIA ma 14 Title, SORER 4 ao 16 Snaky fish. Al ILIAIDIEIN 17 Drugged. 18 One who inherits, 19 To contradict. 20 Gaiter. 21To caution. 86 Tribal group. vented ——. 1s 22aurora, _ 37 Firm. latural power 23 Dangles. 38 Position. VERTICAL 33 serious. t¢North Dakota. 39 Beam. 1A happy event. 34 Mohammedan’ - 85 Robust. 40 Garret. 2 Part of a ism. 26 Agricultural 41 Fur lobster’s tail. 35 Rolls of film. tracts. 42 Preposition. 3 Palm thatches. 37 To stupety. 28 Pigeons. 43 To divert. 4 Bard. 29 Musical note. 4¢To rescind. 6 Ancient. 40 Wine veseel. 80 Male ancestors.45 The inventor 6 You and I. 41 To observe, ‘NIQUE in the experience of po- 81 Cantaloupe. was a ——. 7Strength. 43 Form of “be.” tical spellbinding is the is- 23 Male title. 46 He also in- 8 Showers. e 44 Railroad. sue of @ set of stamps urging the inhabitants of the Saar to vote in of the League of Nations since the war, this territory of 750 square miles, with a population of 800,000, has voted itself back to Germany. The stamps that brought the People to the polls were those of 1934, six showing figures on the Ludwigskirche at Saarbruck- en, and one a figure on the tomb of the Duchess Eliza deth at Lor raine, each iacite, 1935, ‘These, prob- ably, are the last stamps of the Sear, (Copyright, 1935, NEA Service, Inc.) and he has ‘been pumping Secretary, other sweets or sugars for persons lwho have diabetes. There is no ground for this notion. One with jn diabetes can assimilate cane sugar |sugar jayrup of molasses or corn Syrup OF | mojesses glucose quite as well as he can honey. | which Cane sugar is sucrose. Milk sugar |ing is lactose. Malt sugar is maltose. | juice Grabs ont enske nas coer taeme, |e weet corn, onions unripe pota-|the toes also contain glucose. Another | con; mame for fructose is levulose. Levue | added giu- natural generally - and fours | trea! of honey down of glu-| Cow's ), with 816 per (cane sugar) | merly used for) much the earli~/tor tradition | years made from |caty 88 | acquired ‘Splarists tol are they have |reason test |real It is not |sugar lor I don't, |quite misleading | the you know, “Stam wi dg-| Is need T hate to|for common the |the nuatrit repeat —of old fashioned molasses. are ‘The reason why I place honey high lon the list of sweets or sweeteners is |si that honey contains more mineral |then matter than any other syrup of lecid. e suger, with the exception of mo-jor int A man can out-trade me once, but he can not continue to on that basis. I trade on the basis lof “what's fair to me and what's fair velopment of monopolies and those restraints of trade that place barriers across the highways of commerce and Life at 100 is not much different than it was at 50, except that you can’t get around quite so well—The Rev. Samuel Dunham, Binghampton, N. Y. centenarian, ] Barbs The supreme court at least had more regard for the public's feelings than the Hauptmann jury did. There wasn't even a whisper about into vaudeville after the ruling. * * * z || PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE By William Brady, M. D. at One popular misapprehension jof mich seems to be dying out is that a hy aes on than |** Sl! in honey, according to Sher: | Pt | 5 i E H d iL * i il rt H ue ith, geist i ae g £3 be it i fe Et. ty F of r My fH +t E i z i 3 3 za 7 3 i i! BE f Eble! = i il i f f ee Hi g a 3 ig a fat fet " f : ff af f tf i iH i £ ve , 5 i iin ‘man and other authorities. But old molasses is hard to find ? I I i [ i il ve | i A ; i it gl i | if i s Ee $ | ; ; : | I af ! - j t i | Ra? 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