The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 14, 1935, Page 6

=.= THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1935 The Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) State, City and County Official News- | paper. | Published by The Bismarck Trib- une Company, Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at Bismarck @8 second class mail matter. GEORGE D. MANN President and Publisher Babsorintion Rates Payable in Advance Daily by carrier, per year Daily by mail, per year (in Bis- | marek) ........00000 7.20 | Daily by mail, per year (in state i eutside of Bismarck) .. .....- Daily by mail outside of North Dakota ........s.000+ « 6.00 Weekly by mailin state, pe Weekly by mail o Dakota, per year . Weekly by mail in C year ... —~‘Member ar 1.00 Audit Bureau of | Circulation ociated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication |; of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherw ted in this newspaper and seal news of Spontaneous origin published herein All rights of republication of all oth matter herein are also reserved. New Government Branches | The government of the United States, we were taught in school, con- sists of three branc! legislative, and ju Of recent yee to have been added u investigative. Few valuable se wit, in thi offic: veloping graphic. lobby, or t! shower of t of congresmen moment. Rejection World Co vivid example of fifth branch at th: day, it appeared World Court would Over 1 week-end, several wielders of ti fifth arm of government got busy And in the cloudburst of telegrams /| that descended on the senate, the, World Court was lost. | It is not precisely a new technique, | yet there are signs that it is being developed to a new high point. Mem- bers of congress not familiar with its; manifestations must now give careful | consideration to its mean! | Naturally, a congressman ought to pay attention to his mail, and espe-! cially to telegrams, from his constitu- | ents. That is one way for him to! know how the folks at home are| thinking. | But it is, after all, only one way. It ought to be evaluated, weighed, | and not necessarily always accepted | at face value, | For instance, large numbers of | identical telegrams might be dis-| counted, say, three for one. For a| certain amount of suspicion always | attaches to the intrinsic value as well as to the deep conviction behind the | message that comes in another's! words, | 1d, experienced congressmen know | af his that this. Messages plainly attributable to | impassioned oratorical appeals or in- tensive editorial caimpaigns might also be discounted, say, two for one. A sliding scale of evaluating the mes- sages might be worked out by astute | congressmen. For the telegraphic shower is never | @s good a cross-section as a vote, or| even a straw vote. Usually there ts! one side that doesn’t send telegrams | at all. It's a fascinating study for | congressmen, and you may be sure | some of them will be studying it. and cites the two examples of the! World war and the present crisis, when it was necessary to build great public organizations quickly, and many @ man put in an important po- sition proved inadequately troined and incompetent. As more and more functions be- come public (and quite regardless of your opinion of that tendency, it’s there) the need for competent, well- trained men to fill those posts will increase. Several schools for train- ing diplomatic and consular service men already exist. There are several city managers in the country who have made that a g up from smal’ cities y have been successful to larger o1 Why not? complex j ing and h: the com city, it's If there is any more beiter trai than runn' of a great i source; that f better potential Progress in Health metimes one discouraged icine, knowledge of friend: gets not a single c: as reported in that state medicine as a science, been a marvel. | i th, may never iquered, but credit for the re-| ‘able progress that can be defi- ely shown ought to be given freely. Heip for History The new national Archives build- ing in Washington is going to be the last word in preserving the records of | the republic. It will even include eight fireproof vaults for stozing motion picture films, sound recordings of news events, and speeches by high officials. Things are being made easier for the future historians all the time. What would we not give today for a sound film of Patrick Henry's great “Treason” speech before the Virginia House of Burgesses? Of or Wash- ington’s first inaugural address? Or of gaunt Lincoln speaking those few immortal Ij on the field of Gettys- burg? Future historians will have such records, and they shculd help greatly to hold more accurate the story of history, which cynical Napoleon once | fable agreed upon.” the | | Editorial Comment in | " ne’s polici | The Bonus Rider Strategy (Minneapolis Tribune) ‘The plan to attach a soldiers’ bonus rider on the administration's $4.880,- 000,000 relicf bill deserves to be nipped in the bud. The stratesy is all too pl t is simply to jockey President. Roosevelt into a | A Valentine Day Sentiment ~) te OATH: 2 & THIS IS A VERSE OF LOVE THAT'S PHONEY A SONG OF WOMEN WHOSE HEARTS ARE COLD; OF BREACH-OF-PROMISE TESTIMONY BY GIRLS WHO ARE OUT TO GET THE GOLD: LADIES WITH TIDY LITTLE PACKETS OF LETTERS LOADED WITH PHRASES HOT @ LETTERS EMPLOYED I HEART-BALM RACKETS ad PUTTING BOY-FRIENDS UPON THE SPOT. 1S 1S A CRY OF LOUD OBJECTION AGAINST THESE LADIES WHO FAKE THEIR TEARS ALIENATION OF AFFECTION AAD Att Buccaneers! WRETCHES WHO MOAN THAT LOVE IS FICKLE = HERE IS THE POINT ABOUT THESE SQUAWS = NONE OF THEM OUGHT TO GET A NICKEL! CURG THIS CUPID-ITY2 PASS SOME Laws! TATA aS ony ® |many months that Litvinov was try-/ found the bill was a $100 note instead |ing to hornswoggle us. There's farin the mere dollar he supposed. | Some sentiment that Russia was -| He's still trying to collect the $99. jing to make promises she never! io meant to keep to obtain recognition (Copyright, 1935, NEA Service, Inc.) and put one over on us when Lit- vinov got away without any agree- ment to pay debts. This idea is especially stressed by, an anti-Russian clique in the gov- ernment which opposed recognition from the start and is always a com- Plicating factor in Russian-American relations. ‘The fact that both nations at the time were anxious to present a tacit united front toward belligerent Japan THE NEW DEAL IN [ASHINGTO: e—BY RODNEY DUTCHER— (Tribune Washington Correspondent) U. S.-Soviet Fiasco Should Be Lesson to Statesmen .... Oral Promises Mean Liitle on Showdown. IN AMERICA By J Nathan Kane | Author of “Famous First Facts” PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE By William Brady, M. D. Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease answered diagnosis, or treatment, will be self-addressed envelope is enclosed. in ink. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to by Dr. Brady, if a stamped, Letters should be brief and written instructions. Address Dr. William Brady, in care of this newspaper. THE VICISSITUDES OF THE FAU- CIAL TONSILS The fauces is the narrow passage from the mouth or oral cavity to the throat or pharynx, between the base of the tongue and the soft palate. On both sides th> soft palate extends down in two curved folds called pil- lars, one in front; the other behind| ®! the tonsil. We call ’em faucial tonsils to distinguish these particular tonsils between the pillars from other tonsils which are provided here and there about the premises as a reserve the doctor may fall back on when the faucial tonsils pay no dividends. There are the pharynegeal tonsil, commonly called the adenoid, though in fact all tonsil tissue, even if situ- ated about the orifice of the appendix, ig adenoid or lymphoid tissue, that is, composed chiefly of small round | Washington, Feb. — The way some of our international relations | are handled sevms all the more quaint — not to say sloppy — when you re- member that those relations carry the seeds of war, peace, trade, and all that. Woodrow Wilson's almost forgotten line about “open convenants openly arrived at” is being recalled now that the American-Russian debt negotia- tions have collapsed to the tune of diplomatic recriminations and we've kissed goodbye to all that trade we were going to have with the Soviet following recognition. | Premiers MacDonald of England |and Laval of France came here dur- ing Hoover's time for private tete-a- | tetes with the president and the chief |results of those secret conversations, | called, with all too much truth, “a except for possible intangibles, were ;Sharp disagreements after they re- turned home as to who had said what. DISAGREE ON PROMISES | Mr. Litvinov came to see Roosevelt jand obtained recognition of his gov- ernment. But che high points of the agreements the two men were sup- |posed to have reached orally in the |Privacy of the president's study were never reduced tv writing and Russian- American relations are now strained because the two men disagree as to |; What was promised. |. It does seem as if these heart-to- jheart talks between statesmen aren't of such |all they're cracked up to be and you; ineedn’t be surprised if a Senate lead- | jet advances a resolution providing For the telegraphic branch of the | Position where he must either sacri-;that all agreements reached in that government seems to be flourishing |fice his relief program or approve | Way must be documentized—or else these days. One result is ar unques- | tioned good—it makes business for} the telegraph compan: Quaint American Belief | One of the quaint American beliefs ; 4s that it takes specific and super-| vised training to be a barber or a) plumber, but that anyone at all who! can get a certain number of votes or! wangle an appointment is competent | to administer the affairs of a great | city or run a federal or state govern- | ment bureau. | While there have been occasionai| erles for better-trained public serv- ants, it has been like the weather— mobody really did anything about it. Now a beginning is being mede} toward doing something about it. Harvard for some years has had a! valuable school of business adminis- | tration, Originally it had been in- tended as a school of political science and administration. Now, under Har- vard’s new President Conant, this School is being turned into a school of “public and private business.” It is planned to offer in the new school @ thorough training not only for young men who enter orivate business, but also for those who aim to devote their energies to tho sort of great public enterprises that are beginning to grow in importance, projects such as the Tennessee Valley Authority, and public bodies such as the Federal Trade Commission, Se- curities and Exchange Commission, @nd = dozen others. Dean Wallace Brett Donham, who thas ably presided over the school while it was training promising young men for private business, is thorough- ly in sympathy with the idea that im- Portent public business requires just as thorough training. “It is impossible to improvise a service certificates. That is a choice which Mr. Roose- velt, in all fairness, should not be| asked to make. The bonus and work each should stand or fall on its own merits. On the question of their dis- Position will hang a combined ex- penditure, on the part of the federal government, of more than seven bil- lion dollars. If the bonus rider were attached, the President would either have to approve that vast outlay of funds or reject it, for he has no au- thority to veto any bill in part. The rider is an old trick, but it has little more than venerability to com- mend it. It is a means of putting the chief executive in a hole, and of forcing him to accept legislation h does not want ia order to end. Thus congress once passe army appropriations bill with a rider! | Which to all intents and purposes de- prived President Johnson of his pow- jer as commander-in-chief of the! jarmy. In the present i believed that Mr. Roose: surrender on the bonus if surrender | was necessary to Save his work relief | program. Adva not want a clear-cut decision on \bonus, They want to bind the two lissues so closely together that there is no possibility of separating them, They would like to compel Mr. Roosevelt to vousider jointly two mat- ters which are not remotely connected with each. other, and on which he holds sharply divergent opinions. While this may be strategy of a sort, it will hardly commend itself to any- one who believes that bonus legisla- merits. would amount to a confessior of weakness, and a desire to obtain by coercion a concession which Mr, Roosevelt, in clear conscience, could not make. To tie a $2,200,000,000 bonus bill to the tail of the $4,880,000,000 relief kite would undoubtedly p!ace Mr. Roosevelt in @ quandry; Fut since when has it been good policy, with an expenditure of more than seven billion dollars in the balance, to give the President an first-class civil service,” he points out, [ til-or-nothing choice? jimmediate payment of the adjusted |they don’t count. LOAN JUST A DREAM Litvinov went home with the report jthat Roosevelt had promised him a jtelief are entirely separate Issues, and |Cash loan to Russia in addition to \trade credits. Roosevelt has no recollections of that. Neither has Bill Buillitt, Amer- jican ambassador to the U.S. 8. R. Those three were the only ones present when the promise is alleged to hhave been mace. Logic as well as numbers seems to be on the Amer- ican s in this dispute. Roosevelt knew. there would be no popular support in this country for such loan, His primary object was to obtain business for American heavy | industries jloan for ince credits from the Expor ink would suffice for her purchases here. Russia needed no cash; should not be overlooked. But the nasty little issue of ver- acity between statesmen and na- tions wouldn't have arisen if the cards had been laid on the table in full) jview of us kibitzers. JOKE NOT SO FUNNY One of those picturesque south- western congressmen who arrive here occasionally in huge cowboy hats and other conspicuous raiment to become celebrated for homely ruggedness and wisecracks and more or less funny stories had an experience on New Year's Eve which he doesn't in- clude in his repertoire. The congressman and a girl friend arrived at a night club and found the cover charge that night was $4.50 apiece, The congressman said they would have to go away from there because such @ cover charge was “undemo- cratic” and his constituents would be sore if they ever heard about it. But they would have one drink, anyway, just to be sociable. The drinks cost 80 cents. The congressman peeled a bill from his roll and told the waiter to keep the change. The two went off to a quiet, inexpensive place where there wasn’t much excitement. Next day the night club proprietor found the congressman waiting at the front door to demand $99. He HORIZONTAL 1,5 Christian martyr hon- ored this day. 12 Eggs of fishe: 16 Indebted. 17 Bill of fare. 19 Structural unit. 20 Call for help. 21 Lair. 22 Half an em. 23 Common verb. 25 To depart. 27 Invigorating medicine. 29 Paradise. (AIC IAIOL IAIN] machine, 42 To beat rhythmically, 44 Too, Answer to Previous Puzzle LE VIAINIGIE IL] + INTE ea man (AJOL TT) Zz EORGE propounded his ideas first in “Our Land and’ Our Land Policy.” published in 1871, Benjamin Hale organized the Gardiner Lyceum and gave short. courses in civil architecture, navigation, chemistry, and agri- culture, The first tea shrub:was planted by the French botanist. Francois. Andre. Michaux. Martyr of the Day 11 Not any. 13 Sound of a cow 15 Error. 18 The origist of ‘this day is — 20 Straight lines cutting curves, 23 Pseudonyms, 4 Border. 25 Jewel. E| 26 Fragrant. 28 Native metal. ae VERTICAL 2 Dry. 3 Electrified particle. | HULL SUSPECTS GYP 4 Born. 5 Promises. 6 Blackbird. 7 Opposite of water. 8 Brink. 9 Beret. And of course no one contemplated a cash loan for the sake of enabling Russia to buy elsewhere, 31 Smell. 32 Finch. 33 Cognizance. 34 Uncooked. 49 Deity. 35 Still. 50 Devilishness. 37 To accomplish.53 Northwest. 38 Little devils, 54 —— verses ar 45 Polynesian @ chestnut trees, 47 Toward sea. 43 Male beings, 44 Bronze. 45 Rodent. 46 Iniquity, . 48 Reverence. 51 Within, 52 Street. Secretary Hull has been feeling for) recelved to ates of the rider, in short. do} tion can be enacted solely on- its own | Rather it is strategy which 39 Battering fu Fish. i et NMS Na aN\aee Nan NN MN iad d\n WETTER aa cells like lymphatic cells; the lingual tonsil, a bit of the same adenoid tissue placed just behind the root of the tongue; and divers odds and ends of the same tonsil tissue scattered here and there, mainly in a kind of defensive ring around the entrance to the digestive and the respiratory tracts. That is no joke about the tonsil tissue that surrounds the orifice or entrance to the appendix. Indeed, it is not uncommon to see a young per- gon pass through several successive attacks of tonsillitis or quinsy and then up and throw a surprise party in the way of appendicitis—all due to the same strain of Streptococcus or Pneumococcus infection. The germ) first gains foothold in or about the tonsil, in a focus or depot which re- mains smouldering after the acute sore throat has passed, and eventu- ally, thanks to specific affinity for adenoid or lymphoid tissue, on @ little excursion through the circulation comes across a nice fresh pasture at the base of the appendix“ and col- onizes there. According to press item a London doctor has invented a tonsil brush and advocates brushing the tonsils each night and morning as a health habit. He maintains this will keep the tonsils clean and prevent—— ‘Well, I suppose we are in for an era of new slogans now, “A clean tonsil never decays”. “Brush your tonsils twice a day; see your laryngologist at least every fifty years.” Ten or fifteen years ago I suggested in this column just such daily clean- ing of the tonsils as this London chappie has now espoused. I went even further and proposed that while you at it you might attach an exten- sion arm and kind of special probang and give your stomach a good scrub- bing out every morning, thus begin- your day fresh and clean clear of course in those days and ampulla of Vater in his routine morning toilet. Then he'd have some- thing to talk about. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Cancer in Home Is cancer contagious through kiss- ing on the lips? If so, how counter- act the effects? (B. M. E.) Answer—No, cancer is not com- municable, Our druggist refused to Peras which we tried to ing hair. He said it is Phate—you said it was iron sulphate —and offered us instead some Ma- dame—. (B. R. D.) Answer—He could hand you a pack- age of Madame——— without inter- rupting the compounding of the cheese sandwich. Iron sulphate (fer- rous) is copperas. Copper sulphate is also known as blue vitriol and blue- | stone. Perhaps it is just as well you didn’t get the copperas. It is not very satisfactory as a black hair dye (the method is to dip the hair in a quart of tea in which a piece of iron sul- plate (copperas) the size of a chest- nut is dissolved). This is perfectly Madame SYNOPSIS train of the last month of preg- nancy oa » C.F FD nts to rol wer—If you met - tine practice, T think it is unwarrant- ed. In certain complications it may visable. ee coprright 1935, John F. Dille Co.) [Bars] Huey Long may be a great grand- stand quarterback for the Louisiana State University team, but you'll no- tice he never offered to buck the line himself. eee ’t laugh at Hitler, Huey Leap grooming himself for the presidency. ek * A French professor suggests a sort of “co-property” system to replace the present wage plan of industry. During depressions it would be & OO ga Mussolini approves a new plan for sharing farm profits, the op- timist that he is. xk * Mustapha Kemal, ruler of Turkey, has set up a brewery on his farm, but he'd have to change his name to make beer as popular in his coun- try as the cigarct. . . (Copyright, 1935, NEA Service, Inc.) FLAPPER, FANNY SAYS: In search of adventure, Mark Talbot sails on the S.S. “Orient” |® for Honolulu. On board, beautiful Vanya Prokovna, si dancer. Vanya Mark, but he cannot for; Honolulu, on a round of the ..he meets —_ her, In clubs, he searches for her in vain. Next morning, while standing on a he watches a boat steaming is stunned to see Vanya on wharf, by and deck. He learns the vessel be! of Viti Levu, “Not for ate he told himself angrily. “If I’m anxious for fem: to Pearly Shene and is undoubted- y heading south for Tonga in “The | to be had ‘tiendly Islands.” Anxious to get away from Honolulu, Mark books | bey. passage on the “Colin” sailing west. Mark cannot resist inquir- ing about Vanya’s destination. He learns that “The Friendly Isles” were once bal habited with the scum of a 5. a ‘ table 13 ed by Vanya’s image. CHAPTER VIII now in- South e for it Mark is haunt- “For thirty cents or less,” he told himself, “I'd go on to China. There's found tere oun work one side or the other. a kone, way from Tonga.” kicked the edge of his bunk with his heel. “There doesn’t seem to be room in the same hemisphere for om i and me!” he muttered save “Tonga’s one place I'll never visi He felt much relieved th » when Chain of the Islands. He watched the shi; ot cargo on Button Island, on Year Isla ‘unpronounceable was Beithed, be. 2 farewell to Colin, it steam over the horizon inci Mosk found a, pearier bound fer the Carolines. le entered a new hase his 3 week after & revolution or two to be and I should be able to into the excitement, on Besides, it’s e next! the Marshall jew nd, on little islands with Gra wend said a re; and watched for San [ ! FE z fie get gh = 3 EF Bf 3 iat e g ntl fll j [ Rife sz i Es da FEF Ls B age man-like and hideous, as spider- like, with many limbs, as a shell- encrusted serpent as faite omoky light of island ta the stori . ed almost end ane And i Bae HE = i Ez by MARGE STANLEY me, and I’ve seen her”—he counted to himself—“exactly four ti never more than a couple tminutes each time.” He Hpaewd as he pursued his train of te “I shouldn't be surprised if half hour of her gerpie f ldn’t of this damned obsession her morals; most likely she'll turn out so dumb she can’t carry on a ition that'd explain ai. all right.” le began to enlarge on his fan- ‘Probably, on closer examination, won't ie Hi ty s ie - z “ltt: [lee Hl i Feo BB i F eg { Pd “i fe