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THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1935 THE GUMPS—ON THE PAN P. T. Barnum’s Sacred White Elephant from “SIAM” was @ plain grey elephant WHITEWASHED!! Barnum had nothing on our modern Automobile Showmen. A COMPETITOR PRINTS THIS: “The Ordinary Way—Rear seat suspended directly over axle. Bumps, jars, jolts communt- cated directly by axle to passengers. The NEW XYZ Way— Rear seat moved forward. You ride BETWEEN the axles. Bumps and jolts don't reach you.” Well, well—"SOME ELEPHANT.” But: Springs and road levelers absorb road shocks. The rear seat of the 1935 Stude- baker is directly over the rear axle, and WILL STAY THERE. ‘The engine has NOT been moved forward—and WILL NOT BE. Engines of the future will be in the rear. Its present location is bad enough. Why make it worse? RIDE THE BACK SEAT of every car sold in Bismarck. Then take the STUDEBAKER “MIRACLE RIDE’—the “THIRD DEGREE ROAD TEST’— in the World’s Easiest Riding and Handling Automobile. Then: Let any other car built try to duplicate this ride. Make us prove it—and MUCH MORE!! WILDE MOTORS INC. 304 4th St, Bismarck, N. D. Phone 1500 oud be telling your family the truth. 1? business a for a +4 Tv le Tuis Curious WorLD erga | gaat ie CAN ESCAPE FROM A WINE GLASS / Zhe OWARE SWIFT, OF EGYPT, BUILDS (TS NEST ON THE SWAYING PALM LEAVES, AND GLUES ITS EGGS TO THE NEST TO PREVENT THEIR FALLING OUT / AT THE MOVIES ‘| India’s Historic Pass Picture’s Background Rhapsodized :r. scores of books and | lusty soldier sorigs, the steep, carved sides of India’s historic Khyber Pass have at last been used as motion pic- ture background. “The Lives of a Bengal Lancer” has materialized from the interesting print | of Francis Yeats-Brown's adventur- ous novel. The elaborate Paramount film spectacle is now at the Para- mount theater, with Gary Cooper, Franchot Tone, Richard Cromwell, Sir Guy Standing. C. Aubrey Smith, Monte Blue and Kathleen Burke in important roles. For more than three months, the Paramount studios echoed to the plaintive and eerie whine of reeds, of cobra charmers and the boom of the vocal discords of innumerable Path- ans, Afghans, Sikhs and Punjabi- Mohammedans while the film was in | production. ‘To capture the turbulent and mystic Indian atmosphere, Paramount, sev- eral. years ago, sent a large expedi- /Muck-Raking Press Is | Bared in ‘White Lies’ The sensational yellow press, muck- raking the lives of unfortunates for itheir daily ration of glaring head- lines, is stripped of its glamour and |laid bare as the dramatic background jof “White Lies,” the Columbia Pic- ture featuring Walter Connolly, Fey Wray and Victor Jory, which comes to the Capitol theater Tuesday only. The film tells the dramatic story jof a ruthless publisher whose zeal- ous search for sensational news makes his own daughter a victim of his un- scrupulous news editing. Walter Con- nolly, who scored so effectively in “Whom the Gods Destroy” and “The ee Hates we Sea” will be seen leading role as the newspaper |Publisher, . | Fay Wray plays the attractive young daughter, who in an attempt to help ‘a victim of her father’s yellow jour- nalism, is herself involved in a sen- How tion into the very heart of Bengal | tive. and, as a result, tens of thousands of feet of film were returned to Holly- wood, This extraordinary “footage” reveals the activities of the Bengal Lancers, mixed-native troop officered by British, at peace and in war, as well the lives and working secrets Of weVeral desert tribés, Ward "in supporting roles, complete ithe cast, A AND NO ONE SEEMS INTERESTEDIN IT. WELL,WeRe Goes! TF 1 FOOLED THE TOWN COP, TTL, BE A CINCH TMAKE THE REST OF THESE HICKS THINK THAT \_NENER WANE SEEN WORSE SHOES IN MY BORN DANS! 1'0 GO STOCKING= BEFORE I'D 5 FooTeD euy HERE! GOOD DAY! BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES (SOOTS, WILL YOU PUT THIS JEWEL BOX TIMER, BE A PAL, WILL YOU? THIS IS MY INTHE VAULT FOR SAFE KEEPING? ING ANNIVERSARY AND I'VE FORGOTTEN FIFTH WEDDII ITS BEEN ON DISPLAY FOR MONTHS JUST A MOMENT, MR. LEE, HERE Comes) [ot LAST THE DOCTOR REAPPEARS SMILING) VELL, MY POY, DOT FRIEND UF Yours HASS DER CONSTITUTION UF AN OX. HE'LE PULL THRU BEAUTIFULLY, J JO GET MY WIFE A GIFT... WHAT YOu SUGGEST? PICK OUT SOMETHING NICE, RIGHT AWAN, WILL YOU 2? GOSH, COUSIN DANNY, I THOUGHT"); FoR A MINUTE, THAT YOUR If SAYING: DO NOT OPEN UNTIL CHRISTMAS ! or NOT “TH TONGUE, THis Time! TH’ WHoLe HEEL Came OFFA TH’ SHOE! ust LiKe Youl always HAVIN! @ SLIP oF THe TONGU A SALE IN TIME! By MARTIN YOU SOLO THAT JEWEL ? iT) Sete TE OSE PE HONESTLY BELIEVE You COULD SELL SNOWSHOES IN CUBA... WELL....\F E was WEDDING ANNIVERSARY 1 COULONT THINK OF ANY- THING fO RATHER HAVE THAN A NICE ORIENTAL JEWEL BOX... BY THE WAY, I THINK WE HAVE A SWELL = ONE ON HAND, Now! “setter You vat TLL s VAIT TI OFF. TOMORROW TOSEE HIM, wd F fron Eyl ‘ Z AN! LooKV! OBoy, EASY | M : AND | ARE HEROES” SURE ENOUGH, TH' war's ¢ goo!