The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 13, 1934, Page 4

The Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspaper } THE STATE'S OLDEST of the chimpanzee, together with the meaning of each. Other scientists have tabulated 12 “words” of the Graduation Exerci ses May Be Unusually Exciting This Year ee eal NEWSPAPER marmoset language and 14 of the gib- Th N Deal , (Established 1873) bon’s. e hi “Published by ” k with “ -he— yp N.D. The horse is said to speak with “six ismarck, ” entered at the postoffice at Bismarck| Words and three kinds of nelghing. @ second class mail matter. GEORGE D. MANN President and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable in [in the hen’s vocabulary and five in Advance _.97.90| the Fooster’s, by carrier, per year. by mail, per year ( Daily by mail outside Dakcta . 7.20| high time that the phrase, “our dumb Cats produce 15 sounds, according to the experts, each with its distinct in- terpretation. There are 12 “words” From all this it seems that it is friends,” went into discard. It was always a libel. Honoring Jefferson Washington is full of statues and monuments, some animate, some in- 1.50 animate. year ....... = Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved. Transfer From Homes No matter what sentimental argu- ments may be advanced regarding it, the government's proposal to assist families from sub-marginal lands to locations on better farms is one of . the most significant things in the modern American scene. It means, it of all, that the cruelties of bit- farm competition may at last be partially eliminated and that official recognition has been given the right of every family to a decent living and of every child to an education. For the simple fact of the matter is that farming sub-marginal land breaks the hearts as well as the fi- nances of men and women. It is a constant threat to the public taxpay- Now Representative John J. Boylan is pretty excited about something that every Washingtonian has known for years—that amongst all this wel- ter of memorials, there isn’t a single one to Thomas Jefferson. Boylan wants the federal govern- ment to spend $100,000 for a pedestal on which some private association may later want to build a memorial to the sage of Monticello. Now you might think $100,000 is small change these days, the way the government is tossing billions about. And yet you might also paraphrase Poor Richard, and say that if you watch the hundred thousands,of dol- lars the billions will take care of themselves. There are lots of things we need more today than $100,000 ped- estals. The best memorial we could build for Jefferson today would be for a few millions of us to devote just one- tenth the thought, work, and zeal to demrocracy that Jefferson gave to it. Editorial Comment Editoriais printed below show the trend of thought by other editors. They are published without regard to whether they agree or disagree time. When the air was so thick with dead cats recently as a result of the Darrow to get around to it. Johnson had been told that Darrow was to pay a social across the front page of every news- Corn leads the list of emergency feed | paper in the land. crops recommended for late planting! Darrow finally got around to it, Washington | IN AMERI Sad a h Nathan Kane auitte it “Famous First Facts”; SHIP AT SEA,SEPT, I950. y bitrates of President Cool. fdge’s congressfonal message from Washington by wire to York and thence by wire to-a national hook-up. When Mrs. Outerbridge brought her. a speaking date with; tennis equipment in from Ber- muda, the customs officials were. unable to classify it under any, section of the Tariff Act. A week later they permitted its entry duty free. The first radio weather map was btoadcast by station ‘W2XA0 at New Brunswick, N. J.. to a transatlantic liner. er, because people who farm such with The Tribune's policies, land are those who most often need = are help. Goal of Secession The experiment may not work out (Texas Magazine) very well, the main difficulty being] The observance of the birthday of that the new land may not be any| Jefferson Davis this year was marked kept in North Dakota by the State Agri-|nowever, and they discussed it for|2,000 farmers in Manchester, Md? cultural Experiment station. Corn several minutes. Whatever was said,|They kept it in Manchester, Pa., converted PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE [iii Siee Suter i: eats By William Brady, M. D. tually forene "then aie ary ects omer Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease || crop that can be planted. (Johnson also is still a fond ad-|Meanwhile, the farmers at Manches- diagnosis, or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady if a stamped, Sa eeeeree aes mirer of Darrow. He thinks Darrow | ter, Md., waited a long time and fi- self-addressed envelope is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written Contracted wheat acres should be/ was “used’”—not by Charles Edward| nally went home. f in ink. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to treated in strict accordance with the| Russell, the boerd’s Socialist adviser,| (Copyright, 1934, NEA Service. Inc.) better than the old, but it is well worth the trying. If it proves suc- cessful we may yet have an intelli- gent shifting of the population so that areas which can best acommo- date people will have them. Bright Spots As summer comes on, bringing drouth and labor disturbances, so many eyes center on these spectacu- lar developments that little things slip by unnoticed. Yet here are three significant things noted more or less at random, that augur well for permanent prog- Tess. Business failures in May, ac- cording to the Dun and Bradstreet reports, fell to the lowest number since January, 1920, There were only 977, as compared with 1052 in the preceding month and 1909 in May of @ year ago. The total liabilities involved in the| northern states and that of the right failures was correspondingly less. ‘This seems to show increasing steadi- | into the unorganized territories would ness in the business world. “Not @ single bank clearly within the deposit insurance circle has failed since deposit insurance went into effect. Thus far, at least, deposit in- surance has not apparently brought ‘the tide of careless banking which some predicted. This seems to indi- cate a return to sanity in banking. And one of the big airlines, oper- ating between Chicago and New York, now has put in effect a “commuters’ schedule” with 16 planes a day each way between the great cities. That seems to indicate that the airmail rumpus hasn’t permanently crippled air transport. ‘A Merited Tribute A philosopher has said, “He whom ne age stones, another enthrones.” While it may be exaggeration to apply that maxim to the case in mind, it warms the hearts of that generation which stole with trepida- tion into the attic to revel in the dime novel exploits of Deadwood Dick to learn that recognition has come at last to the favorite author of their youth, A bronze-plated cobblestone monu- ment will be reared at Deadwood, 8. D., to the memory of Deadwood Dick Clark, Indian scout, frontiers- man, and hero of dime novels. ‘The Deadwood Dick thrillers were not literature, it is true. There may have been justice in the parental threat to apply the rod to the luck- Jess youngsters caught reading them. But memory of them comes back for a moment like a fresh, clean ‘breeze, as one turns in disgust from the mass of drivel and worse that by the usual reminders that the sol- diers of the south did not fight in defense of slavery, but rather in de- fense of the right of their states to secede. This is true, but it occurs to us that the question might easily arise in the mind of an unbiased of secession, and yet not approve the act of secession itself. One can imagine such a listener asking if they slavery. And unless one is familiar with more American history than is usually taught in the schools, one might find that question difficult. ‘What was the goal of secession? Abolition of slavery within the United States would have required an amendment to the constitution, which involved the assent of three-fourths of the states. Barely half the states voted for Lincoln, and much less than half of the voters. There was no im- mediate danger of abolition. On the other hand, such questions as that of the return of fugitive slaves from of slave owners to take their slaves be settled against the south by seces- sion. Secession would bring Canada to the Ohio and the Potomac, so to speak, and citizens of the southern states would lose all their rights in the unorganized territories of the United States. Secession, therefore, would not help slavery. On the con- trary, it would prescribe it. Why, then, lid the people of the southern states decide by such overwhelming majorities to secede from the Union? A clue to the answer may be found by examining the constitution of the Confederate States of America, In what particulars did it differ from the constitution of the United States? The southern states were free to write any kind of a constitution they wanted. What kind did they write? ‘The answer to that question ought to give a clue to the goal of secession. As a general statement it may be said that the goal of secession was independence from the north. But independence for what purpose? What kind of a constitution was pro- vided for the government over ‘which Jefferson Davis presided? Well, aside from immaterial changes, like the new preamble and the provision of a single six-year term for the president, the Confederate constitution contained only three pro- visions that were not in the consti- tution of the United States. It pro- hibited (1) the levying of tariff duties to promote any one form of industry —the protective tariff, (2) the pay- ment of bounties, and (3) federal ap- Propriations for internal improve- ments within the states. This is the iniquitous trinity from which the cotton and tobacco states ed Lincoln, meant that henceforth the opposition of the south to these things would be hopeless and futile. And the aftermath of the Civil war proved this appraisal to be correct. ALL IS NOT COLIC THAT YOWLETH It would be pretty soft, and fine for public health too, if one could prac- listener as to why the southern states|tice as one preacheth. For instance, seceded. One may grant the right|suppose some poor simple soul tele- phoned right in the middle of the game that the baby is suffering like anything with the colic, one could did not secede in order to preserve |call for two cards or stand pat as the case might indicate and advise the importunate patron “Tut, tut, there's no such thing as colic.” Even curb- stone consultations are made much easier. When the downy bird corners you and begins to describe the plight he is in from rheumatism you can pat him on the back and assure him there is no such malady, so he has nothing to worry about any more. Or in a grave case if the Scotchman evinces a desire to draw the conversation around to autointoxication you need only reaffirm the scientific principle that autointoxication happens only in the morbid imagination of the dupes of quacks and nostrum mongers. I say all this is great sport on paper, but no one needs to tell me it doesn’t build up practice. I know. That’s why I'm & preacher. One thing in reference to alleged infantile colic must have impressed most physicians as it has me, that is the alibi is most frequently used by parents who are ignorant or negligent of the care of a baby. Not one tenth of the parents in this country have even an elementary knowledge of the care of a baby. High schools and col- leges generally regard babies and their care as a nasty subject, Young men and young women who contemplate getting married or at least say 50, seek and obtain all sorts of informa- tion which they assume married folk should have, but it is seldom they ask for enlightenment on the care of the baby, and still rarer is a request for advice for the expectant mother. If a baby gets a fair break, I repeat, the baby never pretends to have the colic. If a young baby is itchy, dirty, too warm, oppressed with too heavy or thick or uncomfortable clothing or covers, allowed to lie for hours in wet or soiled diapers, doped with hot drops and other irritants on no par- ticular ground but just some granny notion, maltreated with physic ad- ministered by some busybody on the cited by bright lights, unreasonable noises and revelry by night, taken up and jiggled and jolted as a plaything or a source of amusement for anybody at any time of day or night, kept out or up and about for long and terrible hours after a baby’s proper bedtime, never offered a drink of water, never waS) get nice and clean and cool and to stretch and play for a bit before din- Y | ner in the evening, of course the baby will bawl with indignation and frus- tration, And when the baby bawls of course he pulls up his legs and his belly gets hard and his face turns red and altogether he make a frightful scene. It is rage, not pain, and justi- Address Dr. William Brady, in care of this newspaper. fiable rage, too. Don’t let the fish- wives deceive you about that. If any- body loves the baby he or she ought to seize the “colic cure” the instant any ignorant bystander has the temerity to offer it, and smash the dope to smithereens before they can smuggle it into the baby. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Call It Cri Does nasal catarrh make one easily susceptible to head colds? I am 21, healthy and sound except for the ca- tarrh, and thruout the winter I have one cold after another with no visible reason. (E. D.) Answer—You speak in riddles. “Nasal catarrh” covers several pos- sibilities; only by examination by means of specula, head lamp, etc., can @ physician find out what is the mat- ter in your case. The booklet “Call It Cri” would help you to gain bet- ter health. Send 10 cents (coin) and stamped envelope bearing your ad- dress and ask for the booklet. Run Down by Rheumatism I am a woman aged 30 and have had rheumatism for the last five years. I am tired and run down and feel no pep. I have read about your iron and ammonium citrate recipe and wonder if it would help me, (Mrs. M. J. W.) Answer—it is a good remedy for anemia. If you are anemic it will at least do no harm to take it. Complete instructions for preparing and taking the medicine are given in the booklet “Blood and Health,” a copy of which will be mailed if you send 10 cents in coin and a stamped envelope bearing HORIZONTAL Who is the man in the picture? 34Climbing per- 51 First note. ennial plant. 52 Jumbled type. 26 Pertaining to. 53 Neither. amide. 55 Three-toed 38 Wayside hotel, sloths. 39 He starred in 56 sinty, & motion ——. 58 Composition 41 Tree having Before the Battle Answer to Previous Puzsle ENLIMERI Mele) ELODIE Me O30 is b Al MESO IRIARE IC yy — 15 Rubber wheel OMMNETTIGMENTTAMETT ES) 23 Sanskrit 14 Vocal come - FELVI TIL BMIEIAITIYEMAINE| dialect. 16 Edge of = root. pan Xe)e) SE 17 Uncommon. = Hele NOB 19 Old garment. iy] tl here SCANTISE 24 Unimpeded. region. =, 30 African 26 Paid publicity. 44 Semidiameters, 28 Apartment, —46Male child: VERTICAL ,, tnislope. 30 Trappings. 47 Poem. 1 Mountain. 33 Burden. 31 North America 48 Road. 2 To ventilate. 35 Preposition. 32 Booty. 50 Mother. 3 Roentgen ray. 37 Manufactured. regulations contained in the wheat contract. Any forage on acres| may be pastured but it is a direc violation to plant this land to crops for harvest or forage. Paraguay threatens to scrap all rules of civilized warfare with Bolivia, Munitions makers must have given Paraguay sonte modern ideas. FLAPPER, FANNY SAYS. to some courts for a fna‘queen, and to other courts for an ace. 15: Tow boat. aa ISIE MS! 4 Deprived. 39.A cure‘all. 5 Type standard. 40 Corroding. 6 Wand. 43 Name. 7 Grazed. 45 Stir. 8 Neuter 49To put on. pronoun. 52 Pastry. 9 Type of ivy. 6&4 Hurrah! LLA ay riarord Bell Wright CHAPTER XXv. Returning the certificates to Ann, the lawyer asked: “Did F en and your husband, Edward kel, continue to reside in Green- ville, Kentucky, after your mar- riage?” “Not long we didn’t. We-uns moved to Cowley County, Illinois.” we-all moved together a farm together in Cow- ley County on shares fer "bout two year. Then we- County, Missouri—northern part of the state hit war. Farm rents warn’t so high in Missouri as they’d to be in Illinois. We war in ice County four year—had two farms thar, close neighbors like we'd allus been.” “Any children?” had a girl-baby. Hit I didn’t have none—not then.” all in ir papers ar, I reckon. The Killin’ war over a hoss deal. Henry he allus war he drinkin’, quarrelsome when he war ? which had got to be most 6f the time after we went to Missouri. He |, le warn't like his cousin Ed. Ed he sie sober an’ ss ‘most “Hit’s Nance Jordan, jest like ‘Where were you born?” I reckon.” “You lived with Mr, and Mrs. Edward Haskel in Price County, Il moved to Price|the birth of John He: and Edward Haskel? > Turning her frightened face} which me have been born to ward backwoods di v it they war fee dee arenes 2) Sice atGaee’ lite nea. t you know of these facts, do! Chu “Hance Joris hyear ceed wl Stim vere es and in- structed that the land should be held for fifty years, or until the roperty was worth a million dol- “In either of these events the ee should cease and dis- ition posit th property Id be Nance looked at Ann. “She tuck|made as follows: To John’s only me in. I been with her ever since.”|son, Edward, if he were nie that time. If Edward were the land should go to his widow— to ponies: of course, that Edward ad married and that his wife were race, | living at the time of the dissolution he |of ‘the trust, If both Edward and in his wife were dead, the p rty should go to any child or children them. If Edward and his wife were “T ain’t never | dead, and if they left no issue, the all my borned | land was to go to the Foreign Mis- sion: Board of the Methodist knows all about hit. She ¥ of Pi oecieg) repeal oy a ig not?” the lawyer continued.) “The market value of that land two million dollars. nearly t his ‘papers, egg Ay Papers care- ‘once, ” he said, with a| Zhe ls 9 “I congratlate ea chit ies oat ‘ou tened gaze “I am to inform motionless ‘abt you are the hit o's i “waring bienkly abaething. © way Gawd-a-mighty,” gasped’ tan pe ‘worms Cink ‘Aun Haskel_ said, slowly, *1|i26?, What emotions tell’ me "bout hit, for nine'in- 10 Story. 55 Social insect. tough wood, struments, 11 Night before. 57 Northeast. 42 Animals of a 60He is a ——° 12 Second note, 59 Exclamation. masquerades today as literature among our more “advanced” readers.| ¢ And Deadwood Dick tans Of @n-| ments, and a high tariff system to other day silently cheer those who/raise the revenue for such expendi- hhave remembered across the years to ; pay tribute to the hero who thrilled them as he triumphed over his foes. Animals Dumb? No! ‘The average man or woman who likes animals and is convinced that his or her pet understands a half dozen familiar commands may be alae surprised to learn that several “ani-| Bill Smith of England is a very mal dictionaries” have been written. | different person from August Schmidt Gabriele D'Annunsio, the Itallan|°f Germany. He won't let anybody walk over him, either in peace or in poet, has announced that he will in-| war—xdward Turnour, Earl of With- clude a complete glossary of the can-/|erton. {ime language in his new book, “Lives of Ilustrious Dogs.” ‘The book is to) Girls of the Folies Bergere have 'be modeled after Plutarch’s “Lives.” | ©tived with the idea of picking up : Other animals whose vocabularies| They can do both by going to Holly- Ihave been recorded are the monkey,| wood. ‘the horse, and the cat. An American Hi if fe REE ay iS : i RE ; : ze fi L C you in handling id property? 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