The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 14, 1934, Page 8

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, MAY 14, 1934 THE GUMPS—THE GLAD TIDINGS \F WE COULD JUST GRT Some CASH IN ADVANCE = NOW 18 THE TIME THAT WE NEED T= Ie BIM GUMP WOULD ONLY BE SENSIBLE ABOUT THIS- Teeter See TSN GAL F ° SR NINE MILLION Ri = L/ wuiie / Minti / P) A TELEGRAM FROM THE ATTORNEY / BIG NEWs/ THEY'VE SERVED THE PAPERS OW, MY DARLING - ALL OUR TROUBLES . WILL, SOON BE OVER- OUR DEBTS WILL BE PAID - YOULL HAVE YOUR AUTOMOBILE — WE'LL HAVE ENOUGH MONEY ‘TO LAST US THE REST OF OUR LIVES - The Standard of Quality I USED TO THINK THAT SUCCESS CAME BY START: ING AT THE BOTTOM AND WORKING UP BUT, SINCE I'VE BEEN IN HERE, I THINK IT COMES FROM START- ING ON THE INSIDE AND WORKING ouT! GOSH, me.pirk! BE A GooD IDEA,IF YouD I NEVER Buzz THAT BANK oat JHOUcHT OF THAT / BUT IT REALLY WAS YouR < CHECK I GAVE You WAS FAULT! ‘You CAN SEE How FOOLISH IT IS, NOT To BE HONEST !! ASK 'EM IF THE CH IS RUBBER, OR IF WE CAN BUY ALL THE VEGETABLES WE WANT FOR WHAT A GARDEN D cost MRS. QUARTON TOLD ME,AT BRIDGE; THAT THE JUDGE RAISES ALL THEIR FRESH, 1™ GLAD YOU MENTIONED THAT, BECAUSE \T WONT COST YOu A CENT! THE JUDGE WRITES TO THE CONGRESSMAN IN THIS DISTRICT AND HE SENDS ALL OH, YEAH? AND THEN YOU PLANT THE SEEDS -- AND 1 WORK THE GARDEN ALL THE REST OF THE SUMMER? nix! L DONT BITE ON ‘THAT ONE! ONN34 NEA SERVICE INC. REGUS far OFF. “Now, driver, don’t take your eyes off little Mary Belle.” THis Curious WORLD "rguson™ 600 OF THE 800. *% KINDS OF TREES, SHRUBS AND VINES OF NEW ZEALAND ARE FOUND NOWHERE WAS AFRAIO OF CATS/ HE WAS AFFLICTED WITH ALUROPHOBIA, A DISEASE WHICH CAUSES PEOPLE TO BECOME TERROR STRICKEN AT THE SIGHT PETER JEFFERSON, FATHER. OF THOMAS, BOUGHT 200 ACRES OF VIRGINIA LAND FOR A BOUL OF CUNT / AT THE MOVIES | Barbara Stanwyck in ‘Gambling Lady’ Is Coming to Capitol | Barbara Stanwyck has been given | an entirely different role from any; which she has portrayed, in the new ‘Warner Bros. production of “Gam- bling Lady,” which comes to the Cap tol theater tomorrow for a two-day run, in that her character part is/| both a glamorous and a sympathetic one. In the majority of pictures she has portrayed hard and somewhat loose | ‘women such as she did in “Baby | Face,” “Ladies They Talk About “Illicit” and “Ten Cents a Danc In these she made a success by her sheer power of characterization, rath- | er than by winning sympathy for the Part. In “Ever In My Heart,” while there | was nothing of the play lady about} her, she was placed in drag surround- 4.8 as also in “The Purchase Price.’ These were supreme characterizations | but lacked the glamor of her present role, In “Gambling Lady” she is a gambler, but the squarest, straightest shooting poker player that ever shuf- fled the pasteboards. Not only is she on the level in cards but in the game of love and life. She can take it on the chin and does, by sacrificing her love for her husband in order to save him from the charge of murder when he gets into a mess with another woman. As the gambling lady she plays only $m the fashionable clubs frequented by millionaire men-about-town and in the brilliant Casino of Monte Carlo. Later, wedded to a wealthy society man, she is seen in the palaces of the ‘upper world, although she is never ad- verse to taking a fling at the ponies or putting some society beauty over the hurdles for her jewels or what have you. —_——- ‘Thank the Lord for the gossip in the little towns.—Dr. Paul H. Voelker, Michigan state superintendent + Six Film Stars Romp in Latest Crosby Vehicle Bing Crosby, Carole Lombard, Burns, and Allen, Ethel Merman and Leon Errol— That's a cast of which any single member could “carry” a picture—but | they are all together in a refreshing n South Sea island adventure ilmusical at the Paramount Theater Monday. “We're Not Dressing” is the Para- mount vehicle in which the six stars of Hollywood combine their talents to reate a swift-moving sixty minutes | Of song and action. Crosby is a sailor aboard the yacht of Miss Lombard. Her guests are Miss Merman, Errol, and the fortune- hunting princes, Jay Henry and Ray Milland. Shipwrecked, this band finds haven on a South Sea island, where George urns and Gracie Allen are hunting big game. How Bing puts his “guests” to work and how George and Gracie get involved in the situation create a climax of love, song and laughs. Norman Taurog adds “We're Not Dressing” to his long roster of suc- cesses. The story is from an original by Benjamin Glazer, adapted for the screen by Horace Jackson, Francis Martin and George Marion, Jr. They have preduced a clean, rapid- fire picture which proved in its first showing that it will be an outstand- ing attraction for the entire family. This country is in a state where it is ripe to be picked, and if you don’t pick it in favor of mankind and constitutional liberty, the Hitlers will pick it—Judge Edward J. Jeffries of Detroit. The most important shot in golf is the one you have to play next.—Wal- ter Hagen. Samos. Dee Sood et mutual com- prehension or heading for its ti Mussolini, THE Seeds FRee.'! C'MON, YOU GUNS, GET GOIN’! I'M IN A HURRY TO GET BACK TO MY JOB! IS “THIS “TH! BEST THIS HACK KIN DO . ON A HILL? _ AINT THERE NO SUSTICE ? NES, | THINK SO. ANYWAY, ['M POSITIVE DaD' BEEN GETTING THREATENING ‘Ss PHONE CALLS. 1 LISTENED IN ON ONE. ALLEY OOP JT ISN'T AN INVITATION COMMANE GOODNESS — 1) 1 DIDNT KNOW A_THING ABOUT 'T! WHAT WILL | 00? 1 HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT I= ('M AFRAID DAD'S IN TROUBLE—THAT HE'S DONE SOMETHING WRONG. IF | CALLED THE POLICE, | MIGHT MAKE MATTERS WORSE. GEE, BERAH- THAT'S AWFULLY NICE OF mi@osH! Look wort’s HAPPENED ! KEEN ON WOT THEYRE JE SL HAVENT Been VE IN OVER A WEEK NE BEALL, ie ‘ee Penne FOR WEEKs, DADDY": ial Pl js I'VE GOT TO HE! HIM, Mego Ol Bur | GON Know? WHERE TO You PeOR’ kip!