The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 24, 1934, Page 8

8 ‘THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, APRIL 24, 1934 SIDE GLANCES - By George Clark THE GUMPS—ALL ABOARD POOR BIM- HE'S GOT REMIND HIM OF WHY DOES A RICH BACHELOR LIKE IT BAD = OUT WATCHING || MILLIE IS RIGHT= “J always say what-is going to happen is going to happen.” | Tuis Curious PHYSICAL DECLINE SRCINS IN THE HUMAN ody AT ABOUT THE AGE OF TMENIYFIVE YEARS/ «4 BLOW on an BeL’S ZAZZ WILL KILL IT MORE QUICKLY THAN, ‘A BLOW ON ITS HEAD. THE BIRDS AND BEES TAS BIRDS ANS Sra |) EXCEPTING THAT A REMIND leiatd OF po Beng TEN DOLLARS = (Bacocies IS LOOKING FoR A CHANCE To EARN SOME VACATION MONEY... WorLD Yam | SIN RUSSIA, OSTRICUS ARE RAISED | AT THE MOVIES | Horton, Oliver Star In Capitol’s Picture If you don’t believe that there is; fun in being poor, snatch your hat} and dash down to the Capitol Theatre to attend the opening Wednesday of “The Poor Rich,” a Universal comedy, | co-starring Edward Everett Horton and Edna May Oliver. Connie Plays Dual Role at Paramount Haven't you often felt you would like to know how your husband would react if subjected to the intriguing smiles of another charming woman? That is exactly the situation that Constance Bennett, in the dual role | of a wife with stage aspirations and | an attractive French diseuse, is faced WELL OU MEN ARE SO SuPERIOR|! TEN OF YOU WITH GUNS COULDN'T BRING IN THAT CONVICT, BUT OWE WOMAN UNARMED NABBED HIM AND ORDERED WIM AROUND LIKE A FLUNKY | SALESMAN SAM CAINK VLU eke Wo sticks OF — \f WHY-ER-UH, i Licorice! | Love Licorice, OON'TcHU, Q_OH, sure! | AR.HOWDY 2 ONLY (T GETS BLack ALL OVER YER “FACE, DOESNT (T2 BUT, YA KIN ALWAYS WARSH TH BLACK OFF, CONT Yay HUH 2 ROOTS AND HER BUDDIES BIM HANE TO ACT THAT WAY ABOUT, WORLD ‘WELL, WAS STANDING IN A B00K<- SHOP, WAITING To BE HIRED, WHEN A LADY CAME IN, PICKED UP A BOOK AND HANDED ME TWO DOLLARS —TI TURNED THE MONEY OVER TD |! “THE ‘OWNER AND HE GAVE GREAT KIDS, THOSE JONES TOs! @N' LI'L JOUNNIG’S @& PICTURE OF Wis ov man! TT TTT ‘TOMORROW, TM GOING OuT AFTER BIGGER GTUFF....1M GONNA LOITER IN A PIANO STore!! Edward and Edna, scions of a| with in “Moulin Rouge,’ by her first wealthy family who, until the late| picture for 20th Century which opens lamented depression, have travelled | today at the Paramount Theatre. around and around the world, sud-| This is also the first time that Miss denly discover that they've only| Bennett has been so definitely fea- enough money to get home, a place| tured as a singing star, and if you designated as Spottiswood Manor, near Old Haven, Conn. The “manor” has fallen into de- cay with their fortunes. The only bright spots are Andy Devine, as an unemployed cook, and Grant Mitch- ell, in the role of an everloving dep- uty sheriff. And on top of this, Lord and Lady Featherstone decide to drop in for the week-end, when all there is ‘on the floors is a carpet of dust and in the oven a stolen duck! Add to this the appearanec of a pseudo Indian prince, sought by the police, an overbearing police detec- tive, the Featherstone's amorous daughter, played by Thelma Todd, and a fake saleswoman of aluminum, the beautiful Leila Hyams. Scramble this collection and you have “The Poor Rich.” Advance re- ports are that the combination is a scream to say the least. ‘The screenplay is directed by that . Veteran, comedy ear sanere Sedgwick, from an original story by Ebba Havez and Dale Van Every. Roosevelt administration has order- ed slaughter of 5,000,000 hogs to pro- mote recovery. Rather drastic, but a lot better than the politicians’ time- honored attempts to promote recovery by merely shooting the bull. We haven't scratched the surface of Biblical knowledge yet. We don’t know one-tenth of the truth, historically speaking:—Sir Charles Marston, fa- ‘mous British antiquarian. don't believe that this young lady can sing as well as act, you'll be most | agreebly surprised. Two songs, which are quite likely to become hits of the season, are sung by her in her role as the Parisian actress. One of them is called “Cof- fee in the Morning and Kisses in the Night"—a melody which calls for a wicked wink if the ditty in its chorus answers the question as to what on earth keeps married couples together despite frequent marital battles. The other tune is a romantic ballad entitled The Boulevard of Broken Dreams.” |" Playing opposite Miss Bennett is Franchot Tone, noted stage and screen star. Another Broadway star who appears with the eldest Bennett daughter in “Moulin Rouge” is Tullio Carminati plays the role of Le Maire, a the- |atrical producer, who also falls for |the wiles of the French diseuse, Ra- quel, whom Connie imperonates. The Boswell Sisters and Russ Columbo, crooning radio favorites are other at- | tractive features of the sparking mu- | sical. The cold pole of the earth is be- lieved to be at the Siberian town of Verkhoyansk, where the temperature |goes down to 160 degrees below zero, Fahrenheit. On Barro Colorado Island, Canal Zone, the trees of the jungles seldom fall; strangler fig vines devour the old trees as they stand, or the wood is eaten away by termites. Practices of laying a new shingle is recommended, i ING WITH EXCITEMENT, WASH SEES A LONE APPROACH, DISMOUNT AND UNSADOLE HIS HORS CMON, BRONTY ~ NICE OU ) BRONTY — HAVE A NICE LEAF — ov Fetta /