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Highly Praised | Big, Bad Bee Bites ‘Queen Christina’ {| Genevieve’s Back in Opens at pennant Film Bathtub Scene! “Queen Christina,” Greta Garbo's| This is the tale of a big, bad bee first Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer picture| that broke all the rules of social in two years, which comes today to etiquette by wandering into a lady's the Paramount Theatre, promises to bathroom. make film history for three reason: Miss Genevieve Tobin was the Jady It reunites Garbo with John G ind the bathroom was a set on a bert after a screen separation of fi Stage of the Warner Bros. studios years and brings him out of retire-|where a scene was being shot for ment for a triumphal return to pi Easy to Love,” which comes to the tures. Capitol theater tomorrow. It is the picture that Garbo has; Miss Tobin was seated in the tub, wanted to do all her life because clad in nothing but a mass of soap Queen Christina of Sweden is her, suds, carrying on a domestic argu- favorite historical character. ment with Adolphe Menjou, in the Miss Garbo, in the title role, devoted role of her husband, through the par- Many months of laborious research in tially open bathroom door, A delicate Swedish museums to collect data, all! odor of perfumed bath salts, which information available, and hundreds | the property department very thought- of old plates and engravings to make fully provided, filled the air. the picture authentic. A wandering bee, presumably de> Spanish Ambassador | ceived into thinking the perfume John Gilbert, who left films to de-! came from a flower, flew across the vote himself to directing and writing,| set and into the bathroom. Miss emerged from screen retirement at’ Tobin saw it and suddenly interrupt- Miss Garbo's request to play the im-|ed herself in the middle of a line Petuous role of Antonio, the Spanish|to utter a piercing shriek. At the Ambassador, with whom Christina fell|same time she made a pass at it, in love. * which is contrary to regulations when Rouben Mamoulian, whose last/ dealing with a bee. ; AN ELMER ANT ARE ein” YoH m= FAIR WARNIN’ HAD ENOUGH FUN Out oO us, IT's achievement was the direction of Marlene Dietrich in “Song of Songs,” was chosen by Miss Garbo to guide | the destinies of the “Queen Chris- tina” production. ‘Champagne gets its name from the province of that name in France, where it was first produced. ‘The value of locomotives and parts manufactured in the United States in 1928 amounted to $86,160,670. Addis Ababa is the capital of Aby- ssinia. The waltz came from GER- MANY toward the end of the 28th century. GEN, PHILIP HH. SHERIDAN was called “LIT- TLE PHIL": by his soldiers. . The submarine first was used for war purposes in the AMERI- GAN. REVOLUTION, in 1776, at The insect became bewildered and flew against Miss Tobin's shoulder in trying to escape. And when a bee comes in contact with an object when frightened or angry it is inclined to declare war. This one ran true to form and punctured Miss Tobin's \delicate skin with its stinger. |, In numbers and in depth of suf- jfering, the chief victims of hard times are the millions of people who have lost their jobs.—Statement by Senator Robert F. Wagner and Con- Gressman David J. Lewis. \Wyash AND EASY ENTER THE SECRET PAESAGE ‘THEY HAVE FOUND, : A professor suggests a new capi- tal for the United States, to be a city midway on the Mississippi. But what good would it do the people, as soon as all the congressmen find out about it? Keep : Well Groomed It is a business and social asset PRO LALL LLG A LO F