The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 11, 1934, Page 8

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, THURSDAY, JANUARY 11, 1934 SIDE GLANCES - - + By George Clark | l THis Curious 21938 BY NEA SERVICE, INC. ON AN INSECT, IT DOES NOT OPEN “ITS CLASPERS UNTIL THE INSECT WorLp ®t” | THE NAME OF BENJAMIN FRANKLIN MUST BE MENTIONED IN ANY COMPLETE HISTORY OF AMERICAN LITERATURE, POLITICS, ECONOMICS, EDUCATION, JOURNALISM, PHILANTHROPY, DIPLOMACY, OR PHILOSOPHY. WELL-MIN- LOOKS LIKE WE'RE LOSING AN UNCLE ALLRIGHT ONLY AFEW WEEKS MORE UNTIL. HE FINALLY TAKES THE BIG “ JUMP-_A DEEP BREATH - AND OVER HE GOES — ANOTHER DINER INTO THE SEA QE MATRIMONY AFTER THE PEARL OF h IVE NEVER SEEN ANY. THING LIKE “EM IN TRouse- || ALL MY LiFe !! SHOOTER FROM THE LIGHT ‘DEPARTMENT IN DEAL ESTATE -IT'S A PIPES JUST RAISE THE RENTS UNTIL You SHOW A BG RETUPN ON YOUR INVESTMENT. 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Today | Bright Entertainment Warner Oland Plays Famous Cop in| Many of the finest talents of stage, | “Charlie Chan's Greatest Case” | screen and radio are featured with | | Myrt and Marge in “Myrt and Marge,” | “Charlie Chan’s Greatest Case,” the |Bryan Foy-Universal production fnew Fox film depicting the most re-| which comes Saturday to the Capitol cent adventures of that bland Chin-| theater, ese detective from Hawaii, opens to-| Myrt and Marge are starred, and day at the Paramount theater and is! make their first appearance on the scheduled to remain for an engage- | screen in this production. ment of two days. Warner Oland,| Eddie Foy, Jr., famous musical com- famous for the portrayal of Charlie! edy star of “The Cat and the Fiddle” Chan in past screen successes again | and other Broadway hits, contributes hhas the role of the philosophizing po- | his individual style of comedy. ff Hi, BABE = HOW WAS WW! \cE Vory 2 WELL, SKATIN' Ip A : ‘ WELL. fT CANT THINK OF ANYTHING MORE SWELL WAY TTAME MONOTONOUS THAN Pict’ YoursELE OP OFFA TH’ NICK TO Your f SEXTIN-UP EXERCISES iiceman who finds clues where others | deign to tread. This latest story from the vigorous of Earl Derr Biggers takes Charlie Chan over the most difficult trail of crime and clues it has ever | Ted Healy and his Stooges, who | have added to the galety of “Crazy | Quilt” and “A Night in Spain,” are | Seen for the first time in a feature Production. J. Farrell MacDonald and Tom} been his experience to tread. Stopped | Jackson, screen favorites, are prom- at every point by closed mouths and | inently cast in “Myrt and Marge.” fearful associations, Chan falls back on his mellow philosophy to the solu- tion of a crime that has the police backed against a wall. In his suave| kindly manner Chan proves himself | more than ever to be a man of iron will and biting intellect. | ‘The leading feminine role is in the hands of Heather Angel, beautiful | newcomer to the American screen, she is said to acquit herself with sureness of a veteran. American | liences achieved their first glimpse | this new star in “Pilgrimage” but in “Charlie Chan’s Greatest Case” is reported as giving her her | largest opportunity to date. Trixie Friganza, grand old lady of the stage and screen, offers a new “Little Bag of Tricks” in the leading comedienne role. Grace Hayes, whose soprano voice; has been heard in many big Broad- way hits, and on phonograph records, has another big part. Ray Hedge, the “Clarence” of Myrt and Marge, joins his teammates in making a first film appearance in this Foy production. “Myrt and Marge” is directed by Al Boasberg, formerly Hollywood's out- standing comedy writer, who has now become one of its best comedy direc- AHL A SECRET SAFE — WITH ALL TH’ SPOOKY STUFF GOIN' ON AROUND HERE, IBETTER HIDE MY MONEY, ‘CHANGED INTO SILVER. | tors. The sturdy French-Canadian race |, 4s increasing at s faster rate than | Massachusetts state police have had other racial/their cruising ears equipped with il- groups in the Dominion of Canada and now represents 28.22 per cent of ~ Canada’s total population. Iuminated writing desks, to enable the officers to make out their reports on the run, 00000! AM 1 GLAD TO BE AWN FROM THAT AWFUL THING! POOR UMPATEEDLE/ UHATE TO HATA REPORT FOR RENT One unfurnished apartment. City heat. Electric refrigerator. Electric stove. Fireproof building. Available at once. Rent reasonable. Inquire : , atthe