The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 28, 1933, Page 8

te 2 0009 2 BIDS C1 BB ttt to 2 8esey sess SIDE GLANCES - “I was born right up - By George Clark 1A ARGC Aaah il fit By there somewhere.” | Tus Curious 7 Mi fy ZZ y SETTLE YOUR OWN WELL, DON'T GAY I DIDN'T INVITE YOU—OSCARILL Go With ME THEN... GOT His DANDER. UP, GooD FOR Po! YOU CAN AFFAIRS, WITHOUT By William Wor LD Ferguson WHEN ONE BUYS A 00G, HE MUST BUY ITS MASTER ALONG WITH IT, FOR. THE DOGS ARE SO FIERCE THAT ONLY THEIR, MASTERS DARE SINCE THE = INSTALLATION OF FLOOD LIGHTS ON THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT TWO ‘YEARS 460, MORE THAN 600 BIRDS HAVE MET DEATH BY FLYING AGAINST IT. | AT THE MOVIES | |‘Love, Honor and | O’Baby!’ Just Had In ‘The Chief’: With the hilarious, owl-eyed Ed/| Save Up Your Laughs For Ed Wynn fWwynn as its star, “The Chief” comes to the Paramount theater starting to- morrow. The picture is unusual in that it is ‘Wynn's first and probably his only #ppearance on the local screen this year. But it 1s also unusual in the star himself, comparatively unknown to the screen, is known by his voice in every home in America. Besides the jokes which are in- delibly associated with the Wynnian humor, the picture abounds in thrills. A four-story building was burned to provide one of the highlights, and the spectacle of Wynn dashing dizzily through smoke-filled halls and dang- ling four floors above the street by ‘an uncertain pair of suspenders is said to comprise a “high-and-dizzy” Jaugh sequence which recalls Harold Zloyd’s most successful comedy. For another sequence, a complete earnival was transported to the M-G-M studio in California merely to give Wynn an opportunity to tussle with a wrestling bear. “T knew it was all in fun, but they Sorgot to tell the bear,” Wynn laments ‘enent these scenes. The bear nipped him in the neck, providing a big laugh for the audience but a pain 4n the neck for Wynn. Dorothy Mackaill, long a favorite with... . audiences, appears opposite the star in his big production. The cast also features Charles “Chic” Sale, himself a star of the stage and screen; William (Stage) Boyd, Effie Elisler, . Henry Gordon, Mickey Rooney,, Bradley Page, Purnell B. Pratt,) George Givot, Tom Wilson, Nat Pend- Jeton and Bob Perry. WERE LOST AFTER THEIR, FIRST DISCOVERY, AND WERE NOT FOUNO AGAIN FoR 200 YEARS: To Be Funny “SILENCE IN THE COURT!” | Ladies and gentlemen, next Friday; and Saturday you will see Slim Sum-j| merville and ZaSu Pitts, filmdom’s funniest team, do their stuff. The eminent counsellor over there is Sum- merville, who has more clients in jail than any other lawyer in the United! States. The agitated lady on the wit-| ness chair is ZaSu Pitts, who will Prove that love is just creamed car-/ rots and that spinach is—well! ' The picture is “Love, Honor and/ Oh, Baby!” and if any witnesses of | this are not hysterical after the first; reel they will be charged with the/| lack of a sense of humor and will be; punished as such culprits should be.) Nate, too, ladies and gentlemen, | Lucille Gleason, who is nothing more than a_peeper-into-other-people’s | windows—Verree Teasdale, who'll col- | lect alimony from you a week after’ shes met you—Donald Meek, who'll play a drum and hope to have an/ ostrich farm—George Barbier, the/ craven vegetarian banker who lures; little girls like ZaSu off to Rochester —Purnell Pratt, the attorney, who's never lost a case in his life—Adrien- ne Dore, who looks innocent, but who is very wise. All these and more, ladies and gentlemen, when court opens in the Capitol theater Friday and Saturday. A lease for 20,881 year held on a farm in the old parish of Kirkhill, Scotland, is without perallel; it was drawn up 200 years ago and when the government attempted to confiscate the land after the Jacobite Rebellion | of 1745, the highest Scottish court de- | clared the lease to be valid. FOR RENT One unfurnished apartment. City heat. Electric refrigerator. Electric stove. Fireproof building. Available at once. Rent reasonable. Inquire at the Bismarck Tribune Office ] THE NEWFANGLES (Mom’n Pop) NES, GLADYS, TLL BRING ‘UIMMIE BACK HOME, JUST _AS SOON AS 1 GET HIS THINGS ON BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES SALESMAN SAM You see, we were married Just a year ) Tass Quite AGO CHRISTMAS, AND WE GOT A SILVER OKAY, MADAM =| SERVICE FOR A WEDDING PRESENT, AND THIS CHRISTMAS WE GOT ANOTHER ONE. I'O LIKE Trave IT FoR Some OISHES! ou,mrerey! Does. momma KNOW, You're out? CAREFUL AN’ DONT Sock HIM YEAH, GLADYS, TLL BE UP, AS SOON AS I GET DRessen! ANYBODY WANT HIM? CY HUSBAND DOESN'T LIKE ) ALL RIGHTEE! 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