The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 2, 1933, Page 4

acetone and—well let's just keep 08 calling it banana oil. Prince M’Divant hints that Sam ' ‘ove thief. But & million H investors sing “he never got ours. &. gets a patent on the blue eagle won't bar us from sv ing Tomy Ford the bird The Bismarck Tribune sm o erat | news of the year. 7. ee ee NEWSPAPER ‘That's not so much because the de- |’ + (Bstablished 1873) tails were unusually salacious. They weren't; they were probably milder than is usual in » case of this kind. It’s just that the whole business dis- Played such a lamentable misconcep- tion of the marriage relationship, such a complete failure to compre- hend the philosophy that must un- derlie any successful marriage. People have been handing down advice on marriage for a good many bd centuries, now, and the thing has outside Bi ) seseseeees 5.00] been discussed more freely and fre- Daily by mail outside of North 6 quently in the last few years than © Dakota ........0.- +++ 6.00 ever before. But still the world seems Weekly by mail tn state, per year 1.00/1. be full of people who just don't Weekly by mail in state, tad 250 |get the ides. It happens over and over. A man 150/and a woman fall in love, get mar- 2,00 | tied, and wait for life to bring them & placid happy-ever-after continuity. Then, pretty soon, he starts flirting ebout with some other woman, or nee of a rar ceca she begins to-tag around with some eae tet the use for republication other man, and the fat is in the fire. of all news dispatches credited to it/There are tears, accusations, angry or not otherwise credited in this!scenes—and pretty soon the divorce newspaper and also the local news of /courts have another Job, not infre- Spontaneous origin published herein.| cuentiy of the sort that has to be All rights of republication of ait other | nandled with pitchforks. matter herein are also reserved. Most of this, probably, could be Bismarck Would Benefit avoided if young husbands and - BF vance Daily by carrier, per year ......$7.20 Daily by mail per year (in Bis- marck) Daily by mail per year (in state ismarcl large ture savings for the treasury in the plan, and a redrafted allotment law program. Congress has approved the suite, ee * FOREST CAMPAIGN FIZZLES As part of 2 forestation campaign, Governor Robert H. Gore of Puerto Rico offered $100 reward for appre- hension of each person caught cut-/ ting down a tree. The reward plan didn’t work, be- cause $100 represents fabulous wealth to most Puerto Ricans, whereas jail meant free board. Many buddies be- xk gan to plot tree-choppings. | T have always felt that religion was! ‘Widespread disappointment follow- | something to be lived, not discussed.— | ed when the first tree-chopper went | Mary Pickford, actress. ! to the hoosegow for 60 days and no re-| - + + * Dakota, per year .. aes ‘Weekly by mail in Canada, per year ... c Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation ward was paid. It is an open secret that not all Bismarck residents are enthusiasts about the Missouri river diversion project, which so far has found its chief inspiration at Devils Lake. ‘The reasons for their attitude vary from a fear that diversion would dry up the river here and carve an en- tirely new channel through the east- ern part of the state, to the less laud- able conclusion that Bismarck would help itself by depriving its sister cit- ies in North Dakota of @ chance to improve their water supplies. Neither position seems justified on the basis of available information. Water for diversion would be taken from the Missouri only at flood time only about one ance and forgiveness and a determi-|| Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease <a Figure it out from available wage|Wwas right when she said she enjoyed aA eae tat Ri: “ise: (RASH La dadibe aipelct A: diagnosis, or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady if a stamped, “a. and hour tables and you'll find that|seeing bull fight films just ao she total dia| Buh ao Gna isc euaitb ae self-addressed envelope is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written as ington the average worker in manufactur-|could watch the darling stevedores. turn for that, the area below eop! alize |! in ink. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to instructions. ing industries received a weekly wage Sievers proposed diversion dam at Garrison / that. ‘They expect marriage to be Address Dr. William Brady, in care of this newspaper. eeowecocecoccoccoccooocoes| increase from $18.05 to $18.72 between! There’s no banana and no oil in + |they find that out they cry to heaven wives could only realize that there isn’t any easy recipe for the happy- ever-after business. Marriages aren't made that way. They are built up on disillusionment, disappointment and sorrow, as often as not, and you have to work with all your soul for the rewards that a successful mar- tiage offers. ‘There are bound to be times when a wife feels her husband is a stupid, obtuse and thoughtless brute; there are bound to be times when a hus- band feels that his wife is flighty and unreasonable. But what of it? Human nature is imperfect, and it probably always will be. The price of a successful marriage is forebear- one long idyll. It isn’t; it never has been and it never will be; but when THE CURE OF TYPHOID CARRIERS Since the days when Typhoid Mary threw her weight about the front Page the treatment of typhoid car- that they have been shamefully used, instead of gritting their teeth .| Pitching in to make ® suocess of it/ 105 has been notoriously unsatisfac- anyway. tary to all concerned—the carrier, the _—_ Physicians or health authorities and Wrong Ballyhoo Civic boosters often have way of brads far See of ler’s gall-bladder. chjecting to the publication of un- Ina fetethder 12 cases reported by Pleasant facts on the ground that/n-. George H. Bigelow and Gaylord. such publication does more harm} Ww. Anderson this operation has ap- than good. The issue arose in Phil-|parently cured the carrier condition. adelphia the other day, and ended|At least regular monthly examina- i sch a way as Yo junit ton wo anf 2ea ier th ope {believe that telling the unvarnished|cilit, Such » test seems a fair one. truth is the more wholesome policy. ‘The Chamber of Commerce issued A typhoid carrier could scarcely get by 12 such bacteriological examina- PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE By William Brady, M. D. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Call a Physician Kindly give me the adults, (M. F. F.) Answer—aA lot of wire, rubber, fibre, the general public. Perhaps the best |. materials and amounts of each to use for treatment ¢f round worms in children and in Indians Claim Billion in Balm and They'll Get Most of It . . . Fores- try Campaign Fizsies mess Shocking to Scribes By RODNEY DUTCHER Tribune Washington The New Deal Washington, Oct, 2—-The’ Indians pric -dilel platted ‘nd ® return to the gold-plated t Secretary-of State Harry cog Payer, the eloquent Cleveland lawyer |@tchy that masqueraded as “rugged who is called “Mr. Pickwick” because | individualism.” — Donald Richberg, | that’s the way he looks, is happier | 8eneral counsel of NRA. every day. He's the first secretary or bth did assistant secretary who ever bothered to visit every nook and cranny of the | political state department. He was delighted | would be advisable to place an em- and amazed that the chief of the Far|bargo on conferences. Eastern division was a cultured doc- | solini. tor of philosophy. Hull press conference when he burst into a flowery panegyric ferred to them as “distinguished gen- tlemen” and expressed his sense of sold on the installment plan. Wouldn't the honor of being allowed to work/it be great fun to die ahead of time “shoulder to ‘. aa with them. * WORKER IS BENEFITED mid-July and mid-August. In the /banane oil, say scientists. Just a dash cotton goods industry, the effect of |of pyroxiline, some amyl acetate, some ‘There is no choice to American| planned - led industrial operations n- . &£ & & I believe that for the moral andj of the nations, it .—Premier Mus- | le H Barbs ; | Burial lots in Madrid are being) Payer appalled correspondents at s ‘A which re- Just for a last laugh at the collector? We still think our girl movie fan In the bleachers, many a dat- sling co-ed emits only feeble “rays. COPYRIGHT BY KING FEATURES SYNDICATE, INC. WHAT HAS HAPPENED her. She who had no love but Bill’s,, about you today, and if | was you, SO FAR. aseel | jnigeardly alee Foo T scare keep her ae a joan Hasti: seventeen and|>.1¢ wanted him jow she loved you want me, Aunt Evvie?” benatiful lives S Secluded fife with |B, Joun was still walking on air, Not dam would insure the lower valley There was no doubt about it injeven the thought of Aunt Evvie’s both floods and unduly low|® Teport boasting that all business bare if he were elimiuating typhoid . eee anaes Aenea her mind now. There would never | possible displeasure could penetrate water levels. Prom that standpoint/Houses on two main downtown! rhe cost of the operation, these| | ro er on her mother had won beenyon bent He cone e eo err eal cael . . it would be a blessing. streets had enrolled in the NRA. The| physicians maintain, is justifiable bet Joan refeeee to bainny abe lhad. dreamed of, everything she| “Bill loves me—Bill loves me—" | althe district cited had not enrolled, /of years. editor of the Philadelphia Record/public health expenditure, and why suspected that this boast was sheer evecare bts ehncrel than the ters E 1p & typhoid carrier un- eae. id than 16 Conca, tune, | der the surveillance of the health de- gate, mus partment through an indefinite term and published a story telling of the} In all 12 cases gallstones were found swe 2 thing but good of her mother. She | 2¢eded to live for. It was 9 kind of litany repeating fall in Fh with Bill M: In his saner moments, soanting itself in her heart. é out the money for the butcher But Aunt Evvie wasn’t dis- ., |OF putting up a new clothes line for pinesse. Now that she was going to his mother, he knew that it was all) be rid of Joan once and forever, she wrong. felt a glow of something almost like “Gosh, I must cong yey on affection for her. “After all, she’s + Joan away to school. “dog in the manger” position. mature NOW GO ON WITH THE |Van Fleet—and me. Ye gods! She’s| been a rl, deri Bee dic cetiax ct atsenk on tie | TNAINES. Fn oat 2 Me cone sees at : STORY. ust a fool kind—t ima along] pretty, che ia ft mignt tens how | low-| The result was that the 16 dila- age, - guess. I she wouldn't ever] worse,” she it. And aloud she | climate. Water levels have been tory firms immediately got into line. from the gallstones the symptoms| whereas the big fellows reach their CHAPTER 6 care for a fellow like me.” “Yes—I just heard from ering in North Dakota for years. In |disappeared after the operation. top at 27 to 30. Is there physiological They were both so young and in-| And "a sent the money some counties wells have gone dry and farmers have had to haul it in much the same way that Bismarck’s ports, there is only one good well in a wide area. If it fails the effect would be to practically depopulate several townships. Filling up Devils Lake would do, much to restore the sub-surface wa- And the Record pertinently remarked/ In every case, of course, the patient that whereas the empty ballyhoo of|iad had typhoid fever from a few months to 30 years prior to the Eines Ponenets, tied: 0 uhed ARON Teen teas ememansieniell thet ane the active criticism of the newspaper had ever had t ( typhoid fever. But the .] had led directly to some much-need-| typhoid bacilli were being eliminated ed action, from her gastro-intestinal tract nevertheless. Probably her attack of typhoid had been dubbed “gastric fever” or “intestinal flu” of “malaria” or “a bad cold.” ‘We do not know, but we begin to believe that in every instance of the Editorial Comment Editorials printed below show the trend of thought by other editors. They are published without regard 1eason for this? (M. H. J.) Answer—I know of none. (Copyright, 1933, John F. Dille Co.) In Egyp: it is against the law to other jJand an airplane at any place ficial aerodromes, than approved landing fields or of- ‘Laugh, Clown, .Laugh’. | yor experienced. Even tall Bill whojhad seen her in, “Just this|for wee loumges around the docks, and liked | once,” he would think. “I’llseeher| “Ph hia! Way back East .® fight now and then, this once, and I'll kind of let her|—why Aunt Evvie!” He didn’t intend to do odd jobs| know that it’s no good, and we'd] Joan couldn't believe it. Sausa- all his life. He told her about his| better cut it out before her aunts with occasional visi dreams, shyly at first, more confi-| find out and have a fit. dently and fluently later. He tried'to tell her late one after- bees E “You see, I had to be out of | 200m when they walked up the hill/ think of to Philadelphia! school so.much. Dad died when i ed above the sea. There was a school,” Aunt Evvie was a little shaver. I had to work pesibered: lace in some stunted|continued. “Cousin Belle conducts some, so I always seemed kind of | bushes, Just off the road. pir LS oil fine school for young ladies. overgrown when I got back to| there in the sunshine, with glit- ‘You'll be expected to help any way then he couldn’t rest until he} Cousin Belle. She’ to go to Philadelphia.” pi Cw teri read out before can—” Didn't fit in with the rest, | ond watched the fat white ferryboat|” Boarding school! Magic words, “ ” condit somehow. So I was glad when I ter bral. 1 would create a large body||°" Wits aus stosases Sule” || 7h camier™ condition the. tongs — irom” You might not think fs |SMBPMInG into Oh a ool Attia, tories of fudge, nares, Gfiwater to give off moisture rather |) ————————__—_— germs come is in the gall-biadder. HORIZONTAL® Ancwer to Previous Pussle\ - 10 Half an em. ee here before very pi or glo ey passed in quick than to absorb it from the air, Whiskers May Be Coming Back Pt “11 Pile. “Well, your aunts wouldn't,” he to = ade = succession Hrough Joan's throb- Restoration of numerous other/ (Williams County Farmer Press) py 12 Second note, amended "reasonably. “But” I'm| “No Lge head. To ee rage id = Jakes and sloughs might do much to} There is every indication that North pg 14 Banner. learning the business. After learn] “No— d t restore normal rainfall. It is appar- Dakota may start raising a new crop 4 16 Floating ice. it—" A a of a «eg peonene = 8 ent now that the hand of man has a te Srmennnn. She drew a little nearer, her| swept over him. “You don't care!” Maybe Bill would papers 7 20 Circle parts. lovely sensitive face all aglow. cried sharp re go East too, He said he'd have to upset the balance ne ge ‘association. HT 21One of his hat, then—what are you going ee i chink didats some couldn't stay in dest thing we can | th Py obest known nearer— storing it. Minnesota, which drained nee Backiond ad See ie EI pictures, zt f dn't know, and he hated ong boa words fi and they could see each other large areas at huge expense only tO! fascinating results. ° Py | Heesehneete quit, I guess. Pm kind ot no 2c-|"Bill—you dida’t mean, et to'ves|” “Oh, Aunt Evviel” she cried- find them worthless for agriculture,| Who knows, maybe whiskers are > ie 4 count, I guess—” me_any more?” and flung eager arms around her— might well adopt the same policy.|coming back. Somewhere in every 22 Male ancestor: “Qh no—no you aren't.” He saw her in a sort of golden|“Oh, I can’t tell you—it’s the most é i z 24 Bucket. She would help herself and us, too, if} 8° Shan G “You don’t understand,” he burst | eyes, somehow were blu: No “Well, drain- 19One who lays © 7. 26 Tottered. ‘kwardly. “You—oh well—you're | pretendi didn't love her—he| Evvie ‘unki ene cee we te oe ic Sete rok stgmnre ot amaerie «| GES esr cy ats Pc [emetogenic be A & i ie oils, ry i sore sn hr pr a Bian HQC. ghee ‘Strim a | el opal tart or ur |culerherm ente meee of the state to. their virginal condi- territory. 28 Blemish. star because 55 He was 340n the sea. kids—” - going to give her up, because she her for the first time that it would ton. ‘There 24The pletured of his work | +4: acclaimed as 435 Gaelic. <Oh, but we'rs poor too!” Joan's) wae 8 Van Fleet, and he was just}be vary quiet in the cld house with Minot has gotten behind the -|sons for man was on as the “—" he master of 17 Type ae were sae. eae He turned his head away, mur-|s halfewit, and Boe grace sieve ‘version t in frank anticipation stage as in ‘measure. . yuldn’t being poor alone. red something about “Best thing|ton. J ‘at worth: that fe aes by the govern-| might be — boy. “Miracle 38 Fourth noie, “You don't know how poor we are.|that could happen for you" of battle, ee para Deen we the of | 22, those 26He also acted | Man”. 40 Carousal, Why our roof leaks te: , “The Swittly her arms Gvined round “She can't go East in that out- ment would mean the expenditure of | used to astourists’ ‘29 Thinks. 41 Animal, | hole third story is awful in win-|him, She was clinging to him with| ft" Babe ut in sharply. “shots @ vast amount of money in her trade | ing else, Disorder ri ter. Hiss, Hosley and 1 have to pot/all her strenath, lo—no—" she to have clothes. You're so smart aA - ’ ‘sak od. Ting out te catsh toeeraimy asd tbe | sidae E won give you wp-vecar™ ane ee ae Tt probably 1s true that much of] | it 2 47To dove. wi oaks Sn oe Zain, and Ber li Incredibly ett and. eed that? I knew it would cost Coe ter .48 By. = He ‘up at the bi, house,|met his.” “I: won give you up—|than just carfare, and where're you st aie lel Bg a a Ng a von beards head. “Thats the same. It’s a lips, ad er honest eres, clear gd "Joan who was Siready: diate SS Seteast A Dene we are: Ton | Eres. Ss 8, Sos, Deseaene | down,» fte-escape in Cousin aoa, PTT PPLE): | gaseerctarts |e reenter ets cme the 4 t K ) UC 4 ie it Jee shay anna fh Lai vi erik otal oo | oe ainsi to take Ker over ry ; “Johnnie— Slowly they ‘The| the city ana earner to It was the first time he had called|sun was to Hvvie sald grendiy, « her fies Cary BARES EDS Were 1” she at] sent over the price of tingling. eae oe ” other and the =~ Ten dollars will be it's seuling*alg. the ‘aval wer walking wo zi clothes.” vad walk—Aunt Evvie Aunt pave Fleet hedge tomedt| 4 fr 5 {iy clothes, Forty time for Joan to scamper up the “Good-bye—dear!” ete rae ak, herd ever turned in the front, door ae tTeI” The word was 0 co IA Socunae the’conlins aes 7, always. that ‘way dora ble ctten — always interry; that was came, iv the of etvie goto he, he festane was mixed up with ox = 8 mi ed riadasl icie, at St is to be dc =o = ‘She smiled 7 aod snd af “ i ida Tsar ttre man War S . ‘Sometimes I wis! cut bread fn al,’ ae See much R z Pitt tt ST ee Lyi FORWHAF PLANET IS THiS THE ASTRONOMICAL SYMBOL. like that. her. vat Be wasn'e like otter [pees Acne Eveia on i al other room girls, re was ashe -RO coquetry in ry to see you.