The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, September 11, 1933, Page 4

k Tribune Hole i The School Bells Ring School bells rang in Bismarck’s Public and parochial schools Mon- @ay and several thousand bright- faced children trooped off to begin a new year of readin’, writin’ tion offers the present-day youth. Just as spring brings its burgeon- ings of new hopes for most of us, 50 does fall bring forth new ambition in the hearts of the juvenile element of the population. The renewal of old comradeships, even among those in the grades, the happy outlook to- ward new adventures, in the class- Toom and out, lend zest to an occa- sion which some of us may have viewed with regret in our own youth. It may be ¢hat maturity brings a Rew attitude toward such things, but the conditions under which the debts were contracted. Yet, now that we are on the way toward that goal, there are protests against rising prices. ‘ ‘What all of us would like, of course, 4s increased returns for the things we have to sell without commensurate increases in the cost of things we have to buy. In the case of the farmer this de- mand is obviously justified. For the last decade or more he has been at ® disadvantage. The price of his products has been below standard, the price of other things above stand- ard. Any general raising or lowering 6.00|of the price level has not affected this situation in terms of current transactions. Thus, a bushel of wheat will now buy no more stock- ings for farm children than was the case before the advance began. We have not yet had the definite re- adjustment between farm prices and other commodity prices which is the goal of everyone who has studied the farm question. The old disparities still exist. We have not yet managed to dislodge the key log which is hold- ing back the flood of agricultural Prosperity. But there are multiplying signs that we are on the way. The re- adjustments of production to con- sumption now being effected take time but should have the desired re- sult, The future ts obscure but after the experienece of the last 10 years there is no reason to look forward with dismay. In the meantime we have the satisfaction of knowing that we are slowly approaching the time when debts may be paid in dollars of approximately the same size as existed at the time they were con- tracted. There may be small satisfaction in this, in view of the fect that drouth and a short crop have made dollars as scarce as they have been in the Past and there is no immediate pros- pect of a general debt-paying move- ment in this district. Nevertheless, the tendency toward higher prices tt does seem that the present genera- tion views the passing of the sum- mer vacation with less regret than appeared to be the case a score or more of years ago, The modern achool may be a livelier and more interesting place than the “little red what with the well-known hickory stick relegated to the limbo of for- is not a carryall for either progress or enlightenment. The school is hardly ever any better than the com- munity in which it exists. It is sub- ‘The cause of real progress has no more advocates in the classroom than in other walks of life. where, no more efficiency and no more zeal for human advancement. Frequently we find persons with courage enough to point out in the communities the school teacher dare not be the apostle of progress lest he We accept as a joke the ancient “als ARCA A AS ABET should be beneficial in the end. The agricultural industry 1s so vast that permanent results cannot be achieved overnight. ‘We have been told to practice pa- tience for so long that it is an old story now. Yet there seems to be nothing else for us to do at this juneture. There is all the reason for it in view of the fact that the first’ faint streaks of dawn are appearing for the producers of our basic com- modities. Dotted State Lines There probably is no issue in American politics more confusing than that of states’ rights. A sample of the confusion is to be had in the activities of the American Bar association meeting at Grand Rapids, Mich. Assistant U. 8. Attorney General Pat Malloy told the assembled law- yers that police powers must be cen- tralized in the federal government if the war on rackets is to succeed. He urged that county prosecutors, sher- iffs and state police be sworn in as federal deputies, so that the war on crime could be pushed forward in a unified manner. applauded this speech approved an executive committee report opposing the federal child labor amendment, on the ground that the problem should be left to the states. A truly consistent attitude on _THE BISMARCK TRIB i" PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE By William Brady, M. D. Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady if 2 stamped, self-addressed envelope is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written in ink. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to instructions. Address Dr. William Brady, in care of this newspaper. PASS THE BREAD AND EXPUNGE a And the same convention which THE POTATOES A correspondent who signs his let- ter “Tin Doctor” gives me @ proper dressing down and bids me stop him if he is wrong. Come, come, if I un- dertake to stop everybody who is wrong I'm afraid I'd never find any time for my bowling. No, if you in- sist on being wrong it is your affair. All I can do is to carry on my fight for the right and bide my time till you grow up and learn something. There is a strangely familiar sound about the old hokum bunkem this “Tin Doctor” friend attemps to palm off on me: “We pamper our digestive tract with soft, palatable, partially “internal secretion” might regard my perfectly innocent wisdom tooth as a Cervical rib and attempt to remove it. Haven't you confused your nick- names, too, Dentor? The term “tin doctor” signifies a nurse who gets a job working for the local school board or some industrial or commer- cial firm, then proceeds to double as doctor for any of the peasants will stand for that medical service. In short the nurse quacks it for $30 a week, and so sa her philanthropic employers the cost of s physician’s services in many case where such services are reall required. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Predigested foods, which brings on atrophy of certain glands of internal secretion... .” I wish the gentleman would not hang these glands. For instance the saliva no longer holds its calci- ‘um in suspension. ....” This is news indeed. Heretofore we have assumed the saliva is the sec- retion of parotid, submaxillary and states’ rights is pretty rare. Editorials printed below show the trend thought other editors. without agree or disagree Will Repeal Be Unanimous? (New York Times) In spite of the ancient history books, the oracles have never shut up. open before the re- sublingual glands (three pairs of glands), but according to this unique conception of “Tin Doctor” the saliva is produced by a gland or glands of internal secretion. “ses. @nd consequently some lum is deposited on the non- self-cleansing surfaces of the parot: peal gland that swells in mumps) is eject- win. was “doubtful.” and the Wets prevailed by 2 to 1. Rutland’s score was 5 were rather wetter than was expect- ed, but so were some of the hill towns i ppRE 3 3 i i *f HT I : HI ll E [ fi | E g i é i H EE § EF | pei I i g 4 z : : : af ea a ed from the duct into the mouth cav- ity. But what of it? Everybody is more or less subject to the formation of A Bit of Hooey About Fingernails Digest of an article which stated the that absence of the “moons” on yet... (DR. C.) Answer—Sounds simple, and prob- ably she is. Send in some more of the tin doctor's bedtime stories. What Price Eyes What do you suggest for one who suffers from eyestrain? When I read or do other close work ... Should I buy some glasses advertised in magazines, or do you think I ought to have my eyes tested by an optic- jan? (Miss J. M. B.) Answer—Eyes are delicate organs and precious and intimately related with the nervous system. Give them the benefit of the best medical at- tention. Have them examined by an 14933-Cyster ind try hails return Ss um. end: 4 Political Power HORIZONTAL 1Who is the Political power in the picture? [A/S) 8 Malicious dis- . Position. 14 Detestable. 15 To endure. 17 Stiff collar. 18 The pictured man’s country was an ally of K Germany in M the last ——. 19Game on "horseback. 20 Cliff in the ocean. 21 Kingly. 22 Doses. 24 Pronoun. 27To tear stitches. 28 Preposition. 293.1416. 30 Sun_ god. 32 Three-toed sloth. 39 To exist. 40 Sea eagle. 42 Fuel, 43 Draped with Manas. 46 Consisting in pleasure. 49To consume. 51 Pope's scarf. 52 Hodgepodge. 58 Approaches. 35 Ireland. M4 36 Thing. 35 Company. try does the 37 Northeast. 38Go on (music). bold office? AMMIAISIE [Al MAISISIAIC iH 48 Worthless per- 4 Booty. son (variant). Mongrel. i Part of circle. 571n what coun- 10 Metal. pictured man ideal pertec- Ti. __ tion. IE] 13 Southeast. 16 English coin, 3] 18 Pronoun. |] 20 The pictured man is the —— of his country. 23 Becoming spiny. 25 Matter-of-tact, 26 Boastful menace. 29 Play on words 58 To permit. VERTICAL 26 Yellow and black bird. To accomplish. 39 Scottish 2 Short ode. alderman, 3 Metric meas: 41 The pictured ure. man is.trying to keep the 5 Merriment. —— out of his 6 You and me. country: 7 Party for men 42 To twist. only. 8 Morindin dye. 45 Club fees. 9 Knots in wool 46 Mister in fiber. Germany. 47Gold quartz. 11 Pertaining to 50 Perched. the cheek. 58 Chaos. 12 Any place of ‘64 Note in gcale. el Hl of 85 § M The New Deal Washington , Organization Started to Protect Con- samers in and Check Complaints Cates of NRA Had Ceased to Func- tion After Hearing on Lumber. BY RODNEY DUTCHER” Tribune Washington Correspondent, Washington, Sept. 11—Consumers, who must pay for the recovery pro-| Job gram, may yet overcome their weak- unfair prices, a Consumers Council has been established in Washington which its sponsors hope will serve as &@ model for other American cities. sponsors include Dr. John A. Ryan of the National Catholic Wel- | (0 fare Council and Gen. Pelham D. Glassford. Presidents or vice presi- dents of the local women’s groups, civic organizations and labor unions ‘are also on the executive board. Mrs. John Boyle and Matthew F. Boyd, two prominent citizens, are respec- tively chairman and vice chairman. Washington has been divided into 500 zones with about 250 families in implied dissolution of he would have béen out The split may accentuate shop-closed shop fight. petted are the over ’ departure. They exclaim: “Labor is running wild!” eee [ottice. An advisory board of profes-|thinks, cannot do what each. Zone chairmen, nearly all ; women, will receive complaints and| | Democrats on Soe eee check them with the bi-weekly con-|that W. Forbes » Mr. Roose- sumers’ price guide issued by Dr.|Velt’s uncle and personnél director Fred C. Howe, consumers’ counsel;f the Farm Credit 5 at the Agricultural’ Adjustment Ad-|! letting in too many Republicans ministration—as' well as with any- ppraisers. The chief appraiser is thing similar to be issued later by| Ariel F. Cardon, son-in-law of Sena- the NRA Consumers’ Advisory Board.|tot Reed Smoot of Utah. If prices seem reasonable, explana- (Copyright, 1933, NEA Service, Inc.) tion will be made to the complainant. : Tf excessive the case ‘will be checked ’ again before a report is laid before the executive board for action. A o@. : en rectreaggres and protection fe of honest retailers from profiteering wholesalers is also planned. The ttt that led seep dnd aid Howe in his mission | ™ bring people council will = Pri committee will then see the retailer. ee * of seeing to it that farmers, not mid- together. dlemen, benefit from increase d|S. Cumimings, attorney general. Financing? Easy. 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