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$0, he Bismarck Tribune * “Tae STATE'S ‘Stomer NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) { Published by The Bismarck Trib- ‘une , Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at Bismarck 4s second class mail matter. GEORGE D. MANN President and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable in Advance 20 Daily by carrier, per year ....... Dally ey mail per year (in Bis- Daily by mail per year (in state outside Bismarck) ............ 5.00 Daily by mail outside of North Dakota .......005 soeees 6,00 Weekly by mail in state, per year $1.00 Weekly by mail in state, three years . 2.50 Weekly b; Dakota, per year 150 ‘Weekly by mail in year . = i Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associated Press ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved. The Woman’s Burden Men are funny creatures. They are doing all of the talking about the NRA but it is clear to even the casual observer that it is the wo- men who will determine the ultimate success or failure of the entire pro- posal. The reasons are clear enough. ‘Women make approximately 90 per cent of the nation’s purchases. As & practical matter it is they who hold the purse strings; determine what shall be bought and from whom, Even in so personal a thing as men’s furnishings and haberdash- ery & surprisingly large number of sales are made to women. Uniless the government attempts to make use of the licensing provisions in the National Recovery Act it must depend on popular sentiment to sus- tain the voluntary codes now being entered into. If the codes are to be effective, the they believe will give them the ai ber beverage at lowest cost. As Practical matter the question of pro- hibition already is settled. There still remains a minor problem in eco- nomics, ‘This newspaper will attempt to as- certain the truth of the whole busi- ness and inform its readers. With the aid of competent experts it will try to analyze the beer bill and sive; whatever arguments logically may be made for and against it. | It will do the same thing with re- gard to the other issues which will be presented to the electorate for its decision. New Use for a Stadium ‘Those who have found something slightly grotesque in the way Amer- ican universities have spent vast sums on mammoth football stadia will doubtless be interested to read of the new use which authorities at Ohio State university have found for their institution's tremendous am- phitheater. One of the towers of this vast plant, it is announced, will be turned into a men’s dormitory this fall to pro- vide room and board for 75 students at a minimum cost. Rooms will be available at an exceptionally cheap rate, with meals at a correspondingly low figure; and President George W. Rightmire says that this is being done to enable men of good scholar- ship and good character to attend the university in spite of the depres- sion. To the critics of “over emphasis” in college football, it will probably be gratifying to discover an instance in which a stadium is going to per- form a genuinely useful collegiate function, Mussolini’s Dentist Dr. Arrigo Piperno of Rome has been private dentist for Mussolini for the last eight years; and now, visit- ing in Chicago, he asserts that Il Duce is the one man who never flinches or wriggles apprehensively while in the dentist's chair. When the dentist remarks—with that sardonic chuckle reserved for such occasions—“Now, this may hurt blue eagle must become the buying guide of the nation, for no business- man can be expected to maintain the new standard unless there are some benefits for him. The man who plays the fole of Santa Claus will eventu- aliy go broke. Consider the situation which soon is Hable to exist. On the one hand we may have retail merchants, ob- serving their code and selling goods manufactured under other codes; on the other non-code merchants sell- ing goods made in non-code factor- jes. The loyal merchant who is doing, his part will have to get more for his goods. He will have to pay the “reg- ular” manufacturer more and his costs of business are greater than those of the man who works his help long hours for little or nothing. ‘Under these circumstances he will have to compete for the consumer's dollar and it is here that the women of the land pick up the scales of judgment. Upon them will depend the decision as to whether the de- cent merchant can stay in business or whether he will have to go back a little,” Mussolini simply squares his shoulders and says, “I do not fear pain.” None of the dentist's gadgets ever bothers him; he even reads books while his teeth are being fixed. It may all be true but somehow this brave statement sounds a bit like Fascist publicity, especially that Part about reading books. A good mystery thriller would come in handy while in the dentist’s chair to take the mind off of what was go- ing on, but the average mortal doesn’t have eyes in his chin—or in his Adams’ apple. Neither, for that mat- ter, does Il Duce. Also that jittery feeling one gets at the dentist's office isn't a matter of fearing pain. Considering the work they do, members of the profes- sion are remarkably gentle. What gets the average man’s goat is the buzzing and grinding which frays the nerves and wears down the disposir tion. Editorial Comment Editorials printed below show the trend of thought by other editors, They are published without ri to whether they agree or dis: with The Tribune's policies. to the dog-eat-dog practices which have been such a handicap in recent years. Mrs. John J. Citizen, discussing her purchases with her neighbor, Mrs. James Q. Citizen, may display a pair of stockings which cost $1 at an NRA store; may be told “why I can buy stockings as good as those for 85 cents from »” the merchant who has ignored the NRA. Then comes the parting of the ‘ways. Upon that decision, which will have to be made in millions of cases, will depend the success of the great experiment we now are attempting. Mrs. John J. Citizen will need to get the most possible for her money. A saving on one item means ability ‘to purchase another, Temptation, will be strong. ‘Will she realize that to buy from @ non-code merchant, selling non- code merchandise is to indorse all the anti-social practices in which such individuals and firms indulge? Will she appreciate the fact that upon her decision depends the job of many ® breadwinner, fair wages for those who are employed? Will she realize that, eventually, her temporary sav- ing will disappear into the maw of ® new industrial and economic cata- clysm? Indications are that she will; that her dollars will go to the man who flies the blue eagle above his door. ‘The women of this nation have borne @ terrific burden in these last few years. They have demonstrated their worth and their patriotism in a way which no orator can adequately des- cribe. ‘ It is confidently th be expected that, eventually, they will come to ignore entirely the man who sneers at this new emblem of a forward- marching nation. What Are the Facts? Editorial observation in Monday’s ‘Tribune that legalization and taxa- tion of beer in the state “probably will raise the price of beer to the consumer,” brought sharp rejoinder ‘from those who will direct the cam- paign for the initiated measure. The assertion was pointedly made that ‘this 4s not the fact, that beer will be \eheaper under the initiated law. ; Since it is obvious that beer will \eontinue to be sold, law or no law, ‘which is the cheapest system may be- ycome important. A good many per- : has a course s vill vote for whatever as a course in after-dinner speak. eeeeug be ae pelos sie » Baiting Young John D. (Duluth Herald) Perhaps there is no man in this country who has so persistently and unselfishly devoted his wealth to what he believes to be the public good as John D. Rockefeller, Jr., the son of the famous “John D.” His benefactions as well as those of his father have covered so many fields that this column is not long enough to even briefly mention them. But it must be discouraging to him to en- counter the cantankerous perversity that has met his efforts to present the: nation with a magnificent park in the Jackson Hole country of West- lern Wyoming. ‘With no other purpose than to pre- serve for posterity the rugged beauty and mountain majesty of several thousand acres to be added to the Grand Teton or Yellowstone national parks, he authorized his agents to buy them from their private owners, and did so at an expense of about a million and a half dollars. Nevertheless, some of the people living in the Jackson ‘Hole country objected to the land being turned into a national park and withdrawn from the local tax rolls, and their Protests were so vigorous that they enlisted the aid of United States Senator Carey of Wyoming to get a senate committee appointed to in- vestigate charges of unfair methods used by Mr. Rockefeller’'s agents to “American cheese” is really English chedar). Mr. Frey, who is getting along in years now, came to New York the other day as the guest of honor at a quietly sentimental little ceremony commemorating the 40th anniversary of his triumph. It seems that back in the early nineties he was about the various processes could be reduced to @ controlled science, instead of a mysterious act of God occurring only in a few favored localities, The truth is that Frey was trying to make Limburger out of American materials when, quite by accident, he came upon a piquant new flavor. He made up a quantity of this and gave it to a delicatessen man named A. Todi to see whether it would sell. Mr. Todi, in turn, sent some to the fa- mous German singing society. The members liked it, ordered more, sang its praises until the cheese was named after their organization, % % & TURNSTILE MAGIC Meanderings: John Mulholland, the magician, amuses himself and amazes subway station guards by putting his nickel in the turnstile slot, passing | through, then reaching back and ap- parently extracting it from the ma-/ chine. Sometimes he pretends to let! four or five friends through on the same coin, and such a performance always brings an angry change-booth attendant on the run. Mulholland then placates him with a half dollar tip. At least the man thinks it’s a half dollar until he examines it and finds a piece of aluminum bearing the magician’s name and hat-and- tabbit insignia ... Few recognized Dr. James H. Kimball at the theater the other night. New York's chief meteorologist, and advisor to all At- just put it re to “sort of round . Jerome Kern and Deems Taylor are the only two com- Posers of importance who were born in New York City ... And Harry Woods is the only Harvard man of Prominence in Tin Pan Alley. Broad- way sees little of him though. He making up, in his head, tunes such as “When the Red, Red Ro- bin—,” “A Little Kiss Each Morning,” and “Try a Little Tenderness.” He has done about 65 like those ... There are six Harvard men well known in the theater; Winthrop Ames, Vinton Freedley, Robert E. Sherwood, Edward Sheldon, Lee Sim- onson and Elliot Cabot—the latter, of the uppity Boston Cabots... Yale has equally strong representation, with men like Philip Barry, eg Har- ld Ogden Stewart. spends most of his time in the coun- the only cheese-maker who believed | try bd Foy Our age is changing so fast we don’t know how we are, where we are, or where we are going.—Rt. Rev. John Newton McCormick, bishop of | Western Michigan. | ** * If you just have to go around smacking cops when you are in Eu- Tope, don’t monkey with the civil guard in Spain.—Talbot Mundy, au- thor, * * * } It has often puzzled me why fear PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE By William Brady, M. D. Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease diagnosis, or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady if a stamped, self-addressed envelope is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written in ink. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to instructions. Address Dr. William Brady, in care of this newspaper. ‘WHAT AILED ONE CLASS A NEUROTIC In chapter five of the textbook of this course on the bad nerve illusion you will find a candid concession that something ails the Class A neurotic, something wrong with one or another organ or function, tho it is seldom the ‘brain, spinal cord or nerves of nervous system that is affected. (If you have no textbook, send a dime and a stamped envelope bearing your ad- dress and ask for the booklet “Chronic Nervous Imposition.” It gives an out- line of this series of talks about “nerv- ousness.”) If I could tell every Class A neurotic what really ails him, the problem would be greatly simplified, for with all the neurotics cured of their obses- sion we should have only the genuine moochers of Class B to deal with, and we could handle them with bare hands. As things are we are con- strained to pull our punches, for these Class B scoundrels are very shrewd and whenever they find themselves in a neutral corner or in danger of being shown up, they emit pietous squawks for all the world like honest Class A nervous wrecks, and the world brands our attack as harsh or cruel. One Class A neurotic who now tes- tifies she has been cured presents a clue from which I venture to surmise what really ailed her: “Some of my relatives took de- light in quoting your statements about nervousness for my benefit, and more than once I was so dis- turbed that I had to cry, I believe I conceived a hatred for the very name of Dr. Brady and I became upset whenever I heard your teachings quoted. . . (Here the correspondent rec! her symp- after food three times a day for two or three months. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Gimme a Ride in the Rumble Your articles on the health benefits of bicycle riding are gratifying to those in business. We have the last duly clipped, mounted .and posted outside our registration office. (- Bicycle Course). Answer—Well, it’s so. But it won't be healthy for the kid who cuts across ‘she lawn every time he rounds our cor- ner, if I catch him. Dope I drink cocoa after evesy meal and at bedtime to quiet my nerves, Does it affect the heart or kidneys? (Miss I. H). Answer—It is a bad habit, resorting to anything so regularly for such a purpose. But cocoa is less objectionable than coffee, if you must indulge in the habit, and coffee is less objection- able than alcoholic beverages, and al- coholié beverages are less objection- able than medicines that purport to quiet nerves or brace you up or relieve fatigue. After the meal is a better time to take such beverage than in the course of the meal, (Copyright 1933, John F. Dille Co.) Over 3,901,800 persons are employed either directly or indirectly in the motor vehicle manufacturing industry in the United States under normal conditions, ‘The chestnut blight is the most vir- ulent and destructive disease of for- est trees that has ever been recorded. toms, which we kindly omit for the benefit of everybody’s health). “But your articles about iron for pale weak women somehow ap- Pealed to me. I had the recipe you gave put up by our druggist, and began taking it. When the first bottle was gone I mentioned the taste to the druggist, hoping he might add something to modify HORIZONTAL 1 Who Is the lady, in the picture? © Pertaining to wings. the taste, and he told me he could put up the medicine in capsules so that two capsules would represent the same quantity as a teaspoon- ful of the solution. He did so, and I took it in that form for over two months, “Today I am as healthy as I am happy. The way that medicine restored my health is still the talk of all our friends. It was truly marvellous, And as my strength increased my nerves seemed to be- come steadier and stronger. I can truly say I haven’t a nerve in my body now—at least not a weak or troublesome one, buy their lands. That committee, headed by Sena- tor Gerald P, Nye of North Dakota and including five other western sen- ators, held its investigation last week and after four days closed it in dis- gust. “This has been an outrageous expenditure of public funds costing five thousand dollars to run down unfounded rumors,” exploded Sena- tor Norbeck of South Dakota, one of the members, and Chairman acquiesced by saying that the Rocke- feller purchasing agency's methods hed been most “unselfish.” With two corporation baiters like Nye and Norbeck satisfied, there will be no further demand to look Mr. Rockefeller’s gift horse in the mouth. Starved Rock, a high sandstone Pinnacle in LaSalle County, Ill, was 80 named because a band of Illini In- dians, once besieged by the Iroquois, held out until starvation overtook —_—_—____. Orickets produce their chirping sound by rubbing a file-like ridge of one wing over a scraping surface of the other; only the males have these organs and the sound serves to call their mates. The cost of firing a triple-turret salute in the case of England’s sea- fighter H. M. 8. Nelson is about $3500, The United States Naval Academy “Altho your castigations gave me some miserable hours I think you must have meant it for the best and I do owe you my grati- tude for restoring my health, . .” Evidently the lady had achromic anemia and, like too many other semi- invalids, she preferred to ascribe the affects of the anemia to “nerves” and to dawdle along on that spurious di- ye | ®8nosis. The medicine she took is iron and ammonium citrate, 15 grains ——— WRITES. RIT, fh Op ‘ALL THY TEARS WASH CUT 4 WORD OF 1 WHAT IS THE SOURCE OF THIS P 13 Piccolos, 14 Falsehood. 15 Plea of being elsewhere. 16 Auto trip. 17 Fills harbors. 19 Conceited precisian, 20 Driving command. 21 The lady in the picture is one of the few famous self- taught ——? 123 Stir. 24 Bone. 25 South America. 26 Type measure. 28 Deity. 29 Snaky fish. ‘30 By way of. \32 Physician (combining form). 34 Brilliancy. 36 Form of “be.” AIL TV ISITIAITIE] 37 Half of em. 38 Second note, 39 Right (abbr.). 40 To produce as clear profit, 42 Golf teacher, 43 A river, 45 The pictured lady was born in —— Italy? 49 Taro paste. 50 The auricle of the ear. 52 Neither. 53 Swarming. 55 Arraigned. 57 Joyful singer. 59 Feline animals, Answer to Previous Puzzle IN | YORK BY PAUL HARRISON New York, Aug. 16.—Most epicures, and all veteran members of the Lied- erkranz singing society of Manhat- tan, know the name of Emil Frey. But few other people outside of Van Wert, O., where he lives, know that he is the inventor, or discoverer, of Liederkranz cheese, the only Ameri- can variety to get an international reputation. (What usually is called inated as ant: Tammany candi Do You Know Her? | 12 The pictured lady made her debut in ——? IC] 17 The tone B. 18 Senior (abbr.), 21 Fashionable assemblages, 22 Austere, 25 Withered. 27 Rodents, 29 And. 31 Morindin dye, 33 Her greatest success was in 2 INDIO lw 60 The pictured lady isa —- soprano? VERTICAL “"1 Petrifying. 2 Balsam fir. 3 Vein. .4 Sheltered place. 5 Exists. 6 Tatar militia (variant), 7 Finger ornament. 8To yield. 9 Moyntain. coin, 35 One who comes. 41 Color. 42 French private soldier, 44 Burden. 46 Indian (combining form). 47 Behold. 48 The bow. 49 Scheme. 50 Moccasin, 51 Like. 53 Constellation, 54 Age. 56 For example (abbr.). 58 Measure. elle, a i PE EST lantic flyers, he’s’ internationally known by name, but very seldom seen. His only ambition besides collecting more weather data, is to go up in a balloon ... Nelson Doubleday, the publisher, is six feet, five inches tall, and fond of declaring he was nourish- ed on giraffe’s milk ... George S. Kaufman, the playwright, can’t tell you what the “S.” stands for. He of change and desire for permanence should be so strong in us. All our ex- Perlence proclaims their futility — Miss I, A. ist. ‘The law of equal freedom has been| evoked by the president—Herbert J. Tily, Philadelphia merchant. * Oe ‘The long-discussed revolution s/ actually under way in the — keep from getting “round” on R. M. Wylie, British novel- States—Donald Richber; eral counsel. ee * There are no great men and women on the stage.—Harrison Grey Fiske, theatrical producer. | Barbs Government is perplexed over the ownership of a million reindeer in Alaska. That makes it official thes there isn’t ke) iss Claus. * * They're going to tear down all the fences on public lands, Se retary Ickes announces. Probably use unemployed congressmen to rebuild ’em. SO * An optimist is a guy who dares to eat huckleberry pie while wearing an ice-cream suit. FLAPPER FANNY SAYS. U.S. PAT. OFF, y 4 The problem: nowadays ts to ‘three squares.” | l SYNOPSIS Young and beautifal Patricia Braithwait adored her father so much that she was willing to sacri- fice love and happiness to insure his future independence by marry- ing middle-aged Harvey Blaine for his wealth. It was Aunt Pamela who suggested that Pat marry wealth, warning that “the glamour of love wears off”. Pamela spoke from experience; her own marriage te handsome Jimmie Warren, a young lawyer, was becoming dull. Jimmie, furious at Pat’s engage- ment, awakens to the realization that he, himself, cares for her. Pat, with youth’s optimism, hopes in vain that the young camper whom she only knows as “Jack”, and saw only once, will rescue her from Blaine. Jimmie finds her in the gar- den, sobbing. He takes her in his arms and, in despair and hungry for love, she permits him to kiss her. Next day Pat breaks her en- gagement. Pamela is suspicious when, immediately following Pat's broken engagement, Jimmie offers to loan Pat money to study art. Pat's father is delighted with Jim- mie’s art study suggestion. CHAPTER THIRTEEN To let Patricia and her father take twenty-five or even fifty thou- sand dollars meant no sacrifice to Warren, as Pam knew. Nor to her. She herself would have offered’ it out of her own pocket if she had found any pretext upon which to hang it so as to protect the pride of her arrogant old relative. She was deeply attached to him. As a small girl living on the adjoining planta- tion before her father had become » power in Wall Street, John Braithwait, then childless, had lav- ished upon the little ela an affection second only to that given his own tardy Patricia. That this love had been undimmed by the years, unimpaired by separation, Pamela knew. Moreover, she real- ized the rare beauty of such love; its scarcity in that brilliant world in which she moved. And she treas- ured it, To make him a present of enough to secure his future in luxury was the thing she should have liked most to do; but, realizing its im- Possibility, she had taken the con-|he: ventional way of rehabilitating his fallen fortunes through his daughté.. According to the philosophy of her world, this was a highly justi- fiable means to the desired end. She Pitied the child; but her mind had leaped to the end when Patricia herself would come forth in secu- rity and gratitude for her relative’s wisdom. That Warren had seen a way out which obviated the sacrifice of the girl would, under other circum- stances, have greatly relieved Pamela’s none too happy feeling] over her own achievement. But, that he had done so without taking her into his confidence; that he was furthermore in Patricia’s confidence erly devised and concealed gener- osity, devastatingly significant to the woman who but yesterday, se- cure in his love, had found that Jove lacking in adventure. It might be that Mr. Braithwait ticated in experience to suspect any ulterior motive in Warren’s gen- erous offer;- but Pamela Warren was the product of a sophisticated world, and, that her husband’s in- terest in her lovely young cousin ‘was rather more than his own rela- tion to her justified, was all too clear. Of all this the calm beautifal face of the woman gave'no sign. If in Mr, Braithwait’s world the sin AC DONALD FEATURES SYNDICATE, {NCE “That Patricia could have considered on“ 2 marriage,” Mr. Braithwait was saying—“even for a moment, distresses me, Pamela.” of sins was the absence of Beauty; in Pamela’s, it was the evidence of human emotion, Not for a moment did she sus- pect Patricia of guilty participa- tion in Warren’s obvious plans. She was not the type of good woman who suspects every other women of evil. She knew Patricia for the clean-minded girl she was. But re- calling the chil comment con- cerning Jimmie’s eligibility and looks, whieh Pamela, had looked upon as the modern girl’s ‘way of appearing superior, she now saw that, unknown to Patricia her- self, she was distinctly attracted by Jimmie, And Pamela was amazed by the sense of desolation, the tear- ing pain and fear that possessed r. Young girls were, she knew, given to “crushes”, This was not of. itself a serious matter, even if Pat fancied herself in love with Jimmie. But with him actively responsive, her “crush” immediately became a menace, “That Patricia could have con- sidered such a marriage,” Mr. Braithwait was saying—“even for| a moment, distresses me, Pamela,”| The distress in his fine old eyes tore her. She explained to him how the affair had come about, taking the entire blame and feeling suddenly ashamed under his gaze. “You, Pamela?” he said. “No, Cousin John. Not I; but the world I live in.” “No, not the, world you live in, but the false conceptions you live in. Don’t you see, my dear, there are no blind alleys you evidently felt we were you advised my child to moral suicide as her only road to life? Don’t you see that always other roads if we our vision clear? Th didn’t see the way out culties was because I by the false our women to earn their own liv- ing. That out of the way, my road was clear.’ “Then Patricia approves the idea?” asked Warren, making an effort to keep the eagerness out of. his voice, “She was delighted, Surprisingly, she had been cial situation, or that there was o might be any need for such s step In I would disap ‘Prove, she had it in mind, the litth minx, to wait until we were alone on the plantation, then hammer af me until, to get rid of her hammer. ing, I'd agree. But upon discover. ‘ing, as she thought, my financia) inability to help her, she had re- nounced her secret dream as among the impossibilities. I suppose that ‘was when she gave her consent to that unthinkable step, which, thank hea she at once saw in its true light A slow tell-tale red stained War- ren’s fair face. “Well, it’s fine that you are agreed.” “Enthusiastically agreed. 1 felt jas if a great weight had been lifted from my heart. We have decided to bring our stay in Florida to a close. In fact I shall probably leave for the plantation tomorrow if you and Pamela will be good enough to look after my little girl for a couple of ‘weeks, It shouldn’t take me longer than that. As soon as I can wind up a few necessary affairs at home, Tl have Patricia meet me in New York. We will sail at once for Paris.” “Paris!” Warren’s color fled. “But why Paris! She can get excellent teachers in New York. At least in the beginning.” “True. But you see, my dear Warren, by living abroad she can not only have the best instruction from the first; but we can live com- fortably for perhaps half the cost.” “But,” you aren’t thinking of the cost as a reseed Mee It’s understood you are to have whatever Tequire, “No, it wasn’t understood. At least by me, And while both Patri- cia and I appreciate your generos- ity, the cost would inevitably be an item, If we borrowed from you, the debt would be hanging over Patri- cia’s head for payment eventually, As it happens, I’m proud to say ws won't find it necessary to accept your offer. I have fifteen thousand dollars insurance, fully paid, which I can draw upon demand. Living abroad, and on a different scale, it ample to carry us for several years. I dare say two thousand a year will keep us in moderate com- fort, In seven years Patricia will undoubtedly have found herself.”