The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, July 10, 1933, Page 8

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, JULY 10, 1933 By G Clark THE GUMPS— THE CATCH OF THE SEASON - + By George : Ki (ON, 1 ONLY coud TELL MOTHER WHAT A MONSTER ) THINK HE 1S — WHAT A BEASY OH, MWILLIE= 2 You DON'Y KNOW Now HAPPY YOU'VE MADE ME WHEN YOU WENY OUT WITH JHE COUNT= AND SEE HOW IT HELPS SINCE. YOUVE BEEN NICE TO WIM HE HASN'T PRESSED US TO PAY THAT $4,000. NOTE COUNT BESSFORD— SHAT FIEND IN NUMAN FORM = P WHEN | SEE i$ FACE IT REMINDS ME OF SOME DEADLY P VIPER — POISED IN THE WEEDS ABOUT TO STRIKE AT ¥ FOR THE LIFE OF ME \ 1 CAN'T SEE WNAT YouR -OBJECTIONS GAN BE TO THAT }| MAN © NE MUST BE WoRTH MILLIONS = A COUNT= AND VERY HANDSOME ‘TOO. : HE'D BE A GREAT CATCH FOR SOME Lucky GIRL— IN) ONCLE JOHN'S IF THEY'RE NOT MISSING os |, HERB corncris, \{ aT HOME IT's TME ARE YOU? ONCLE TO GO BACK THERE. : COME ON AN’ SET Your THINGS TOGETHER. On THAT'S ALL RIGHT \_] MR. WALLET. 1 DIDN'T ONE YOU A WesKS NOTICE WHEN 1 CAME. YES, WE Witt Be LEANING SOON, ROSA. 'M SORRY !. WON'T BE ABLE TO GIVE You & WEEKS NOTICE. SKEEZIX— 9.1989 BY NEA SERVICE. INC. REDO. $. PAT. OFF “I can’t understand you, Winnie. My first wife would have been awfully happy with all this.” — THIS CURIOUS WORLD — IN THE WORLD WAR, RIFLES WERE So SCARCE IN THE RUSSIAN ARMY THAT SOLDIERS WERE SENT INTO BATTLE UNARMED, with INSTRUCTIONS TO ARM THEMSELVES: WITH THE GUNS OF THE PART I CANT UNDERSTAND 19, THAT ALF SHAFER SAW IT AND ‘YOU AND THE KING BOY STAYED OUT THERE ALL NIGHT AND SAW NOTHING! 1 SAID WE DIDN'T SEE THE PHANTOM LOCOMOTIVE, PoP! AND WE'RE SURE SHAFER DIDNT! WELL, WHAT DID IF (T'S OSSIE,OR ANY lYou see? THERE'S : OF THE VIDS, TEL'EM ISOMETHING FUNNY : . a SPECIAL ABOUT THE WHOLE ! | DELIVERY. THE NEWFANGLES (Mom’n Pop) WELL, SUGAR, I GOT ORESS AT ONE S’ AND THEN, ON MY WAY WOME ,T SAW THE VERY SAME MODEL, FOR LESS MONEY, IN ANOTHER STORE “Ou COULD FALL FOR? A RED-HEAD, BUT THERE'S JUST ONE THING THAT'LL BURN A WOMAN UP, AND THAT'S TO BUY SOMETHING, AND THEN FULMAR DETREL OBFENDS ITS NEST FROM ENEMES (WOMANS, AS WELL AS OTHER BIRDS) BY ba “Secrets” Proves Mary’s Best Talkie Mary Pickford’s new picture, “Sec- frets,” opened Saturday at the Para- mount before an audience that greet- ed it with an enthusiasm which plain- Ay indicated that Mary is still “Amer- {ca’s Sweetheart” despite the fact that this is her first picture in more than two years, “Secrets” is one of the most beau- tiful productions that has yet come ‘out of Hollywood, and the star looks younger and more amazingly pretty than ever, “Her performance is excel- Gent, as is the work of all others in the cast, especially that of Leslie ‘Howard in the role of a romantic Jover. The story begins in Salem, Mass., travels across the continent to Mon- terey, Calif., and back again to Wash- » D. C., entwining with it the life threads of two people, following their joint careers from youth to old age. “Secrets” was filmed once before in the silent days, with Norma Tal- madge, in the stellar roles. Although ‘brought up to date in its current ver- sion, it has lost nothing of its savor and charm. A few small liberties have been taken, such as opening the story fm New England rather than in Eng- land, and closing it in Washington, D. C. The reason for this, we are told, is that Mary felt that an English ac- cent is foreign to her and would sound ertificial, thus reflecting upon the sincerity of her characterization. “Secrets” should certainly be seen during its engagement here, as it is unquestionably one of the great film entertainments of the year. * Bird migration baffled nature stu- dents of early times. Some authors thought birds buried themselves in mud through the winter, while some believed that migratory birds spent their vacation periods on the moon. Transform Stage Show to Picture One of the outstanding productions of the American stage has been trans- formed into what coast picture pre- viewers declare to be Marion Davies’ finest recent screen vehicle. “This film, “Peg O’ My Heart,” will begin an engagement tomorrow at the Capi- tol theater. Marion Davies has turned in any number of screen characterizations in the past, from “Little Old New York” to “Marianne” and “The Bachelor Father,” but the new production will take its place up with her greatest triumphs, in the opinion of critics who have already seen it. Laurette Taylor starred in the orig- inal stage presentation of “Peg O’' My Heart,” the winning and dramatic story of a motherless Irish girl sud- denly placed in an environment strange to her and confronted with the prospect of great riches. “Peg O' My Heart” was written for the stage by J. Hartley Manners, and played four seasons in New York and other lead- ing cities. Robert Z. Leonard, who directed Miss Davies in “It’s a Wise Child,” “The Bachelor Father” and other notable achievements, was her direc- tor in this new vehicle. A new lead- ing man appears opposite the star in this Cosmopolitan production. He is Onslow Stevens, who scored a great hit as the downtrodden author in “Once in a Lifetime,” and who has been lauded as one of the most likely candidates for future screen stardom. Scientists say that nature is com- bating the increased noise of modern life by making us gradually acquire the power of shutting our ears to noise. Tadpoles can be made to turn into frogs at any time by feeding them on thyroid tissue. FAMOUS FLAVOR KEPT RICHT IN CELLOPHANE SAN, OSS, 1' SICK AND TIRED) WHY, Vou" oF Tis abe BUSINEss! Com! FINE ‘SPENCE FOR SILLY SAKES a WOT'RE YUH OOIN’ UP HERE 2 HUCKLING OVER HIS DIRTY WORK, THE MATE'SITS BACK AND WAITS FOR THE GIRL To TRY TO STAGT HER MOTOR BOAT. TACKLED “WH KIDS PINK! NE BEEN tou" (EAH, en’ INE ROASTED MYSELF) WHY DION 'TCHA Say Sarn!you've| RED! TH’ DERN MONKEY suITS /sO BEFORE! ( KIN iN ‘Too HoT! TAKE care oF THAT oKeN! WE ALWAYS LooK OUT FOR OUR HELP! WE SAID WE NEEDED aN ASSISTANT, YES SIREE ~~ AND wit > AM OR, I THINK BUT —— WoT DOES WE WANTCHA 00? SAY, CEE wiz He WANTS We TO RUN. THE PLACE FoR ww DON'T BE AFRAID, MAM. 1'M LOOKING FOR A ONE- WHAT DO YOU WANT? VAROMAN, Now Quit YER BEEFIN’ > ABOUT “TH HEAT! PORTER GRRAND BOY, WAITER AND aacK- OF -A\L- TRADES ‘A BIG GORILLA WITH A HOOK? SURE, HE WAS HERE -@UT WHY? Is SOMETHING WRONG. NOGODyY ELSE, GLAZES, Yes! 1F THAT MUGS ALONE, LADY, THERE'S INTY WRONG,