The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 20, 1933, Page 8

| Church News FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST, ’ TST Corner Sunday service Subject: “Soul Sunday schoo Wednesday meeting at A reading m 200%-4th Street is open the church sery to make use of the reading r Opie 8. R “There is a Trinity.” Fifth Sunday afte: Church school 9:45 11:00, church choir. Sermon—The Rev. M, O. Silseth, St. Paul. Evening service 8:00, Sermon—The Rev. M. 0, Silseth, St. al. Vacation Bible school June 5 to June Waldo Elleckson in charge. Floyd The Chureh Sel e’clock for all departments below the adult. At 10:30, morning worship, the | pastor preaching on “When Christ | is With U 12:00 o'clock, the adult Bible class, The Pioneer Young Peo- e's Society meets at the church, The uxis and Christian Endeavor young people unite in their meeting at 7:30, presenting a stereopticon _ lecture "Barriers and Passes in the Southern Mountains.” i ‘Wednesday at 4 Trail will meet. be_held Wedne: The musical Morris, organist: ver meeting will t 7:30 o'clock, e, Grace Duryee elude: ‘The Chapel in the lorriron. Valking With Thee”— Nachtstuck” — Schu- mann. Quartet: “Bless Ye the Lord”— Bartlett. Organ Postlude: “Marche Pontifi- cale’—Gounod. Evening: Organ Prelude: “The Lord Is My Shepherd”—Koschat. Anthem: “Great Is Thy Love"— Bohm. Oftertory: “Barcarolle”—Ashford. Organ Postlude: “Sortie in D’— Salome. ‘We cordially invite you and your friends to worship with us. Young people of the Presbyterian church will attend a steroptican lec- ture at the church at 7:30 o'clock Sunday evening. s, both languages used, aN Mose worship. “A Sol- instruction for the Gutsche, 0 p.m will render a prow “eUTifucte ‘and closing with a "short Malle by the m he First Chris- {tian Ladi schoo! if worship. Theme: xt Frida AND will the church at 6 _ m, 245 o'clock full gospel. Evening service, 7:30 o'clock. All welcome. May 24—Prayer and Bible Study: “The "a dispensational ST. MARY’S ROMAN CATHOLIC Broadway at Fighth St. Rey. Father R. A. Feehan, Rector Sunday Masses at 7, 8:30, 9:30 and 10:30 a, m. T Strange But True | | News Items of Day | | (By The Associated Press) | RECALLS ANNIVERSARY New York, May 20.—(?)—This is an important day in aviation. Just six years ago a lad then known as “Slim” flew away from Roosevelt Field, to land in Paris a few hours later and set the whole world mad with excite- ment. Col. Lindbergh planned no special celebration for the day—just work as usual. ANSWERS CALL OF WILD Chicago—Brutus, a lion, answer- ed the call of the wild by aban- doning the motorcycle sidecar he is supposed to ride around in at the world’s fair grounds. He was finally recaptured after a hunt by guards, firemen and policemen, who found him cowering beneath the planking of a motordrome, with his tail between his legs. AND THEN COUNT 10 Detroit—Jesse Roberts, arrested on charges of assaulting a lady acquain- tance with a razor, displayed the razor—bound lepitepenrsin and again with @ long length o! ne. “It's this way judge,” he said, “when THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, SATURDAY, MAY 20, 1933 WELL, CHIEF = You CERTAINLY WENT OVER BIG AS_A COUNT THAT OLD LADY FELL FOR YOUR ACT LIKE A ‘TON OF BRICK = BUT WHAT'S THE NEXT Move ? YOU'RE NOT REALLY GOING Yo PAY —//| FIFTY GRAND FOR THE BUILDING, ARE YOu @ THE GUMPS— KNEE DEEP IN CRIME DONT BE A FOOL= I'LL HAVE THE BUILDING WITHOUT PAYING A CENT- AND THE GIRL INTO THE BARGAIN ~ NOW- GEY THIS- } WANT You TO HAVE TWO LEGAL PAPERS. PRINTED FOR_ME= AN OPTION, WHICH WOULD GIVE ME NOTHING = AND A Quty CLAIM DEED- WHICH \NOULD GINE ME EVERYTHING — TAKE THAT MAN RETREATING DOWN TO THE STATION, THE FIRE ESCAPE AFTER BEING ASKED TO PRODUCE HIS BOOKS, WAS PURSUED BY .WALT, AVERY AND UNCLE JOHN. AS HE WAS ABOUT TO DISAPPEAR HE WAS STOPPED WITH A FLYING TACKLE BY A MYSTERIOUS ONLOOKER SWEAR OUT A WARRANT FOR HIS ARREST. GASOLINE ALLEY— STOCKHOLDERS’ MEETING Wy 2 es ae WELL. LORA WAS AFRAID CERTAINLY .\ HE MIGHT LEAVE OWING DID OS A HER FOUR WEEKS’ SIGNAL To MY 5 ' WANTED To OFFICES ACROSS BE HANDY IF HE TRIED 17. THE STREET, . IMAGINE FRECKLES BRINGIN’ THIS PARROT ALL THE WAY FROM -COCOS ISLAND FOR Bovosoy! THE NEWFANGLES (Mom’n Pop) IN DUTCH! SEE HOW SMART HE 1S! GUESS HE KNOWS YOU'RE. A POLIKEMAN ,SO HE'S MAKIN’ A BOW FOR YOU... TALK ABOUT CLEVER #7 YES~ AN HE'S LOOKIN’ AT THE BEST POLICEMAN IN ALL OF SHADYSIDE, IF HE ONLY KNEW IT! NO, DON'T WIPE THEM. IT'S MORE SANITARY TO. SCALD AND FILL THEM WITH BOILING WATER. THEN YOU PUT THE YOU MEAN, EVERY TIME HE USES A BOTTLE ALL THIS? NOT ONLY HIS BOTTLES, PY THING IN. BUT HIS DISHES AND A CuP AND PANS, AND THEN, WHILE HE'S EATING THE FLIES WITH HIS FOOD MUST BE ABSOLUTELY SANITARY ! FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH Fourth Street and Avenue B Elite L, Jackson, Pastor e 21st, 1933 ack ®unday, May th a, m.—Church school. Willi: I get mad I whips out this razor— but this here string is all around it, am jand by the time I gets it unwrapped. LITTLE CAPS ON EACH ONE ayes BE KEPT superintendent, | Classes for all he adults. nf Evarts class for ‘he Quain People. class for young 11:00—Morning worship. Pianist, Mrs. Clarence Gunness. Prelude, Lullaby—Kierulf. Offertory, To a Wild Rose—Mac- Dowell. Special Music: Anthem, selected, the church choir. Sermon: “Christ Our Keeper,” Ellis L,_ Jackson, 1:16 p. mc -Crusade, Chapter Story Hour, Mrs, BE. L. Jackson. 8:00—The evening service. Pianist, Miss Ruth Rand. Prelude, Chimes of Ct. Cecilia, Wil- Mam Worthington. Oftertory, Eventide, M. L. Preston, Sermon: “An Open’ Window,” Ellis ‘L. Jackson. Wednesday at 8 p m., the midweek service meeting at the parsonage. Topic, Study of the Gospel of Matthew’—based on Goodspeed’s story of the New Testament. cordial invitation to all the serv- ices of the church. ZION EVANGELICAL CHURCH (Synodical Conference) : 419 Fourth Strect J. V, Richert, Pastor Rogation Sunday, May 21st: 9:30 a. m.—Sunday school with all ¢lasses, Miss Ella Brelje, superin- tetOsdb—Morni 1 lorning service (English). F. Peters, organist. igh 5p. m.—Bible hour in charge of Walther League. . m.—Vesper services (Eng- ush). Miss Mary Mahiman, planiste “A Changeless Christ for a Chang- ing World.” All welcome, —____ THE GERMAN RAPTIST CHURCH Corner of Kighth and Rosser J. J. Lippert, Minister 10 a. m.—Bible school. Classes for my anger has cooled off.” He was fined $15. re is 8 mummy preserved in Bt. pices Church, Garlick Hill, London, which is over 250 years old. The mummy is that of a man, and there is no information as to who he was or how he became mummifiedl. Descendants of the Church fam- ily, pioneers in the manufacture of clay pipes in England, have what is reported to be the world’s largest col- lection of smoking pipes. joo GRABER, Uni- versity of Southern Cali- fornia, holds the world’s pole vault record. James Watt in- vented the STEAM ENGINE. Standard gauge is FOUR FEET SIX AND ONE-HALF INCHES between the rails. [AT THE MOVIES | Monsters in Picture Voracious Creatures Fortunately for RKO-Radio Pic- tures they did not have to feed the Prehistoric monsters cast with Fay Wray, Robert Armstrong and Bruce Cabot in “King Kong,” the Merian C. Cooper-Ernest B. Schoedsack Produc- tion showing tonight at the Capitol Theatre. ‘According to Willis H. O'Brien, tilm | scientist who created six colossal crea- tures for daringly imaginative scenes in “King Kong,” prehistoric dinosaurs are themselves out of existence. Bas- ing his opinion on paleontological re- | search into the eating habits of these | monsters, he estimates that the six animals he created for “Kong Kong” would have eaten, during the two years they performed before the cam- era for the production, as follows: » Triceratops, 25 feet long and weigh- ing 10 tons, would have consumed! 109% tons of foodstuffs. Brontosaurus, weighing 20 tons, 75 feet long, would have eaten 182% tons of grasses, etc., in two years. Tyrannosauras, 50 feet.long, weigh- ing 35 tons, would require 146 tons of hay and 73 tons of flesh. Stegosaurus, 14 feet tall and weigh- ing 10 tons, would eat 146 tons of hay. Pterodactyl, giant flying lizard ‘weighing about a ton with a 25 foot ‘wing spread, would like 40 chickens a day, or 29,200 in two years. “King Kong,” 50-foot ape living on eggs, fruits, herbs and nuts, would consume 92 tons in two years. At this rate, how much of a mouth- ful would dainty Fay Wray have been for Kong if he had chosen to eat her instead of be fascinated by her fragile beauty? | | Who develops into the champion bats- Joe E. Brown Comedy, ‘Elmer the Great,’ at Paramount Today Joe E. Brown will be seen on the Screen of the Paramount Theatre to- day in his latest First National com- edy, “Elmer the Great,” which is said to be the most uproariously funny of any picture he has appeared in to ate. “Elmer the Great,” written by Ring Lardner and George M. Cohan, was @ comedy riot on the stage and is said to be even more hilarious as a screen play, because many of the startling sequences which could be only hinted at before the footlights are actually depicted in the picture. Some of the funniest as well as most intense scenes in the picture cccur during the playing of a World Series in a downpour of rain. The plot concerns a hick town boy man of the big league. He is also the champion eater and long-time Sleeper. His cocksureness makes him the butt of innumerable jokes by other members of his team. Joe, as Elmer the Great, becomes involved in a love tangle which even- tually lands him in jail, and very nearly loses the World's Series cham- pionship for his team. How he ex- tricates himself and finally wins both the game and the girl is one of the most exciting as well as the most laughable incidents in a comedy full of ae | situations and fast action. ere is a strong supporting cast, with Patricia Ellis, the Brig sensa- tion of the screen, playirig the leading feminine role opposite Joe. Others include Frank McHugh, Claire Dodd, | Preston 8. Foster and Russell Hop- ton. The screen play is by Tom Air transportation increased 30 per| cent in the United States during 1932. Geraghty and the direction by. Mer- vyn LeRoy. | @H! TH’ Very PLace! NOTHING Too Goop FOR USs,EH GIRLS? ‘ AF YOU WAL EXCUSE US NOW .OLD CHAP, YM _ SURE THAT BOoTSs WOULD MUCH PREFER THAT WE BE ALONE WHEN SE WEARS TWh RECT OF THE STORY YASSAN, | BAKED DAT DES FO YOU, MISTA SLUGS. Ady, WH 3 B WE SAILORS HAVE WHAT THEY CONSIDER A GREAT JOKE ON THE MATE, FOR IT SEEMS TAT MMe MATE IS VERY FOND OF APPLE Pit, VO LIKE To HAVE You MaKe UP FOR ME, IN & HURRY EIN BALLET costumes! 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