The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 8, 1933, Page 4

es The Bismarck Tribune] Independent Newspaper } THE STATE'S OLDEST < NEWSPAPER = (Established 1873) Published by The Bismarck Tribune A N. D., and en- tered at the postoffice at Bismarck as. ‘second class mail matter. EE TARE ES Subscription Rates Payable in 5 Advance Daily by carrier, per year .......97.20 Daily by mail per year (in Bis- Daily by mail per year (in state outside Bismarck) seas tata 5.00 except in the operation of family business enterprises. Man was regarded as really the head of the household. There were no situations, such as occur frequent- ly today, where the woman was the major breadwinner. The woman who ,would dominate, found her activities limited to control of the ladies’ aid or ‘was forced to work through her hus- band or other male members of her family. ‘The hand which rocked the cradle Tuled the world only by rocking the cradle. Now that hand not only rocks the cradle but it frequently grabs the world by the scruff of the neck and gives it a shake or two by direct APRILTFOOLING . STHE APRIL SATURDAY, APRIL 8, 1938 Sketches of the News E eile E i : i z i | a ui i 9:43. a. m—Sunday school. at .—Confirmation services, 2100 8: “Christian Responsibilte n day medita- Last Words of m. ST. MARYS ROMAN CATHOLIC Broadway at Eighth St. Rev. Father R. A. Feehan, Rector Sunday Masi at 10 and 12 a.m “ Daily by mail outside of No Dakote action. Candy is popular in London. New confectionery stores open there at the ii} iff : = eke & Praise From A Briton Lord Marley, deputy speaker of the 1.50} British House of Lords, made a fine 2.00] ‘mpression during his recent tour of America. But he made an even finer one when he sailed for home with words of praise for American air- Associated ways, American trains and the gen- Tre Ancetated Preme is cxaioavely eral sympathy and understanding of entitled to the use atta enaaine the American people. ee alae exited in “Cals q ne visitors don’t usually say newspaper and also the local news of sort of thing. They come over spontaneous origin published herein. to collect such dollars as may be All rights of republication of all other | floating loose, but they leave with the matter herein are also reserved. air of those who escape from a dreary desert, and as they leave they let us dau prune. BREWER know, condescendingly, that we are a (Incorporated) benighted and witless folk whose ways WHICAGO NEW YORK BOSTON are outlandish and whose institutions ——— |are devilish odd. Politicians And Professors Lord Marley is a refreshing excep- It seems that the politicians at/tion. One trusts that he isn’t de- ‘Washington do not take kindly to the | prived of his position in the House of predominance of college professors in| Lords because of his break with the the president's inner circle of ad-| oldest of British traditions. ‘visers. Politicans and college professors do Clearing The Air make an odd combination, when you| A brief dispatch from New York the stop to think about it. The arena of | other day read as follows: practical politics has little in common| “Major W. E. Gladstone Murray of with the seclusion of the campus.|the British Broadcasting Corporation Never before has a president had the | 4rrived today aboard the liner Majes- temerity to try to make the repre- tic en route to Canada, where he will sentatives of these diverse fields pull|@id in reorganizing Canadian broad- 2.50 e i se cs Churches it E Additional ft Kh i 5 E i 1 é id : : i Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation : i Rindahi, Pastor | ‘a cordial welcome at | i ii ae : E 5S 5 EF Hy ait By se 33 Fi 3 BE E | ii bE : i A g g a Et A THEW FG a: ff i UB Ab A BRICK SK UNDER IT. aawommeaweoaousstd BES nam moO in double harness. ‘Yet in the differences that are now appearing, it is a fairly safe bet that the sympathy of the general public ‘will incline toward the professors and not toward the politicians. casting along the lines of the British system. which bars advertising.” The average American radio fan, reading this, is likely to murmur, “Lucky Britishers—and Lucky Can- ada”; and to wonder, idly and wish- PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE By William Brady, M. D. Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to di diagnosis, or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady if self-addressed envelope is enclosed. Letters should in ink. No reply can be made to queries not conforming Ad ‘The college professor, to be sure, is|fully, if it wouldn't be possible to idress Dr. William Brady, in care of this newspaper. Dy tradition an impractical and vis- jonary fellow. He is long on theory and short on practice. He can cook up endless schemes which look well on paper but don't work out in real life. ‘That, at any rate, is the tradition. But the college professor, today as never before, is entitled to sit back and emit a coarse, “Oh yeah?” Consider the situation for a mo- ment. For the past decade all of our affairs have been in the hands of men who, if they were nothing else, ‘were at least practical. We have had ‘8 set of eminently practical politicians at Washington; we have had highly practical bankers and industrialists Tunning the worlds of finance and industry. And look at the mess we're in! The most visionary of collegiate dreamers could hardly have devised a system which would crash more com- Pletely than this system erected by our practical and hard-boiled realists. Isn't it, then, about time that we entrusted the wreckage to some new hands? Can't we afford, at last, to indulge in a little theory? Is there, in the record, one good reason why the politicians should poke fun at the college professors? If it irks the politicians to find the Professors stealing the show, that is too bad. But it isn’t likely that the Dublic will shed many tears. One Small Machine Celebration the other day of the sixtieth anniversary of the invention of the typewriter served to emphasize the numerous social, commercial and industrial changes which have been caused by this one small machine. It, more than anything else, has been responsible for the advent of ‘women into commerce and industry. Only a few years ago woman's place still was in the home and some circles looked askance at women and girls who breached tradition to accept’ positions in offices. ‘Then, for a few years more, the ‘woman's business horizon seemed limited to typing and stenography. Female executives, sales respresenta- tives, newswriters, detectives or what have you, were unknown. Here and there one managed to enter some profession but her acceptance by the Dublic was limited. Contrast that situation with the present in which the expression about dl bring Major Murray south of the in- ternational line for a while, after he gets through with his job in the Do- minion, which now is limiting adver- tising to 5 per cent of the broad- casting period. Editorial Comment Editorials printed below show the trend of thought by other editors. They are published without regard to whether they agree or disagree with The Tribune's policies, Slants On Current Events (Valley City Times-Record) Governor Langer is now going on the air to hammer the Shafer admin- istration in regard to the operation of the mill and elevator at Grand Forks. ‘We wonder if part of the governor's plan for going on the air is not also ®@ sort of warming up campaign for the governor who seems to have a tough time of it keeping the boys in line. The question of jobs is getting to be a serious one and those who have done the work for many years and kept the league machine greased and running, but who have not se- cured any of the jobs, are commencing to growl and complain quite a lot. They do not relish the idea of men, speaking of this county, for instance, who have hardly become citizens of the county, coming in here and doing all the dictating and appointing, so in the very near future we are going to hear something more about this, On Saturday of this week a meeting is to be held in the community room at the courthouse in this city, to sort of touch off a few fireworks in that direction, if those who are responsible for calling the meeting do not get cold feet. Up to this time the state senators and representatives have got- ten the plums—probably pay for sup- Porting the sales tax and other pet, measures. Nepotism is another thing and comes in the same category as the “forgotten man” we heard so much of in the last campaign. Nep- otism is flourishing bigger and better than ever in the state. One Barnes county man who, with his son, each got a job with good pay during the legislative session, are now both on the payroll at a big salary and the well placed on the state payroll and 80 it goes. The promises of the cam- paign in this respect BETTER TO BE PILFERED THAN ROBBED A professianal singer was robbed of his tonsils recently. The brass spe- cialist who bor ea = sieerrsth “ away with ev g, incl least a fifty-fifty share of the public- ity the singer's ‘con- nections brought. Still it is not all beer and skittles, I suppose. It was an excellent publicity job and no doubt the press agent who did the work received his percentage from both the singer and the brass spe- cialist. It was a well nigh perfect job, I can think of but one bit of embellishment that might have been added—a picture of a pretty girl in nurse regalia taking the patient's pulse with thumb on ulna while he tries out his voice to see the effect, of the operation. Sixteen years ago a New York) physician canvassed 500 (throat specialists to you, children) and 500 singing teachers or rather teachers of singing, and tabulated! their opinions of the results of ton- sillectomy on the singing voice. Of course in those days the old Spanish, custom was the conventional standard —excising as much of the tonsil as one could engage in the guillotine and snare, and if this left too much ton- sil in the throat, fishing around and snipping off tags and ends with scis- sors or dissecting them out with scalpel. This survey embraced 500 tonsil operations on singers. Here are the main conclusions the investigator reached: 1, In the hands of skilled operators tonsil operations in singers give good results. 2. Loss of singing voice occurs very rarely after tonsillectomy. 3. Impaired voice is possible, but most cases show an increased range of from half to a full tone. 4. Bad results are most often due to scars from careless dissection or from neglected after treatment. 5. Injury to the tissues surround- ing the tonsil may prove disastrous. At the time the report of this sur- vey was given to the profession good throat surgeons agreed that bad re- sults are due to careless or to injury to tissues the tonsil, but said that no amount or kind of “after treatment” will pre- » Instead of fat zt i if Ff 3 ‘4 ee : a EEE i i eh rt ie | | z i B i H 4 E gE 1 g H | i Hf Pe 85 4 i gk g i EY I i F i i | H g : i Boek Hil i i po of choice for anyone who, like myself, cannot regard with equanimity the immt ill of some third person may possibly convey the infection in circumstances nwhele there is @ short time from contact to contact, especially measles. (Copyright, John F. 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