The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 15, 1933, Page 8

8 | swe GLANCES - - George Clark | 6 1953 BY Wea SERVICE. inc _AEE “L got an idea, Mr. Schultz! You make me a suit, and T'll write you a poe em.” vA A POLAR BEAR THAT LIVED IN TNE LONDON 200, WAS A COLLECTOR OF WALKING STICKS ANO UMBRELLAS. HE WOULD PLACE A FISH ON A LEDGE NEAR THE BARS, AND PRETEND HE COULD NOT REACH IT, SO THAT HE MIGHT GRAB THE UMBRELLAS OF ONLOOKERS WHO OFFERED ‘TO PUSH THE FOOD TOWARD HOLLOWED OuT By INSECTS. ' GOOD FOR COMPLEXION | Lynchburg, Va.—A milk bath may, be considered a luxury some peo- | ple, but W. S. Barksd. uthful | truck driver, and his two com | will gladly forego such p! Barksdale’s milk truck and M (Craddock’s automobile cras! gether causing miik cans to be thr into the air and a drenching a of milk to. enguif him and his companions. A NOVEL HOLDUP | Houston, Texas.—A_ yo E. M. Oates, a bus driv movel fashion. He entered He passed a $5 bill to Oate: ed for change. Then he d and took a seat directly behind Oate TEMPERATURES OF 65° BELOW ZERO, AND \7°ABOVE, HAVE BEEN RECORDED/ “Let's have your money,” he said. ! Oates gave him four one-dollar bills| and, when coaxed, very nearly left the bus without about $3 in change. The bandit getting his $5 bill back, but it occurred to him at the last minute that his decoy also money. | FORM AERO CLUB THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 1933 JEARTS AFLAME IS BACK WITH ITS RIGHTFUL DID Iv EVER GET IN THAT Y | NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE TY AGAIN = BUT How THE GUMPS— WHERE, 0, WHERE 1 CAN'T WAIY YILL | SEE HIM, its SHE PERSON WHO S° PTO IT BOOK ? PERHAPS MR, GUMP'S One MR. GUMP DIDN'T PUT IT ee CH IVALS 1S WAY OF RETURNING IT— RN MLL WAGER THE PERSON WHO CUT THA HOLE IN THE BOOK IS THE ONE WHO SYOLE THE BROOCH = YOU KNOW, PHYLLIS, THINGS AS THEY ARE |? ARE TOUGH ON THE OLD FOLKS. HERE'S A LETTER FROM ONCLE JOHN. HE L| AND AUNT HATTIE ARE UP AGAINST 7 SO 0Ol. BUT WE JUST COULDN'T THEY HAN PLACE WAS BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE THEM IN ONTIL. ALL THIS IS_OVER. FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS Gee ORUMMING SOUND REACHES THE EARS OF THE SERI WHO. TRAPPED UNCLE HARRY AND BILLY BOWLEGS AND HE TURNS TOWARD THE SERI VILLAGE,NEAR THE BEACH OLAST ME HIDE IF ‘THAT DOESNT SOUND. UKE A FIVE- GALLON CAN, TO we! T THINK 1 SEE Or tHe. cen] | yew comme VILLAGE, PETE MENDOZA, THE TUNA FISHERMAN, AND HIS SON, GALEN, WHO SIGHTED THE PROCESSION ADVANCING TOWARO THE SACRIFICIAL (MOUNTAIN, ‘HIS ROVAL HIGHNESS’ HAD A TOUGH TIME MAKING A ONE O'CLOCK LUNCHEON ENGAGEMENT, NWESTERDAY PERSON SPENDS TWENTY YEARS OF HIS LIFE iN BED, TLL BET THAT BABY MAKES: WHEN HE ASKED ME HOW MUCH MONEY T HAD IN THE BANK,LAST NIGHT, 1 SHOULD HAVE TOLD WIM THAT THE GROCERY BILL ,THIS WEEK, GOBBLED \T ALL UP! RIBBING AL DON'T YOU GIVE HIM ANOTHER CENT-HE SAVS HE HAS. MONEY IN THE SPINKSVILLE BANK,GUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO DRAW IT OLT SALESMAN SAM Wert! see wos Here! )YeEP! ano cLao TH BE HOME) MR.SCRAPP, Back FROM { Sam! SEND THIS LIST OF GROCERIES OVER TO TH’ aris.—A new organization for the pose of facilitating the passage of | emplated and pending legisiation | for the promotion of aeronautics has! en found here, The official title is | 3roupe Extra-Parlementaire de ronautique.” The membership ros- includes as well as members of the ment. | AT THE MOVIES Edna Oliver Turns | Sleuth at Capital) Sherlock Holmes relives in a fem- fmine guise in Hildegarde Ma | ‘Withers, who behaves in full accor: nce with the Holmes system that she arouses Jaughs. For Hildegarde i atically known as Edna M who appears in “The Per Murder” tonight at the Capitol The- ster. Mid-Victorian and spinsterish, Hil- egarde recalls Conan Doyle's ex- pert detective. But her Queen Mary hat supplants his “wide-awake” two- Pointed cap. A few furtive surveil- lances provide her with clues; where- | as her predecessor incessantly peered through a magnifying glass. She pries and peruses, snorts and sniffs, | while Sherlock scanned and mused ‘with an abundance of “M-m-ms” and | “ahs.” | “Quick, Oscar! the Aquarium!” is | her slogan, bringing to the crime scene Inspector Piper. She scruti- tizes clues to the minutest detail ex- citing the inspector's antipathy, much the same as Doctor Watson was re- peatedly prompted to meddle with the Holmes technique. | Star Gives Advice to Middle-Aged Women|. “Be your age!” HOUSE, WILL Ye? Z NOW , DON'T TELL me “THAT You QNO "TH WEE DIDN'T VistT “W’ BATTLEFIELDS OF FRANCE OW Jou sato at) BoY! we CID — rene Dunne, remembered for her | ance in “Cimarron” | Ww may be seen on the | amount screen in a remarkable | y years in “The Secret of Ma-! dame Blanche,” offers this advice to} omen making strenuous efforts to! tem the tide of passing years. “I have always thought that middle- aged women who try to be kittenish are losing a wonderful chance to de- Velop a distinctive appeal of their said Miss Dunne while resting between scenes in her portable dress- ing room at the Metro-Goldwyn-May- ‘os. “Poise should be developed ‘ar to year by taking advant- age of the cultural opportunities that are offered. There should be no necessity for trying to recapture fad- ed glories of youth when every woman has a definite charm to offer, no mat- ter what her age. That she practices what she preaches is proved in “The Secret of Madam Blanche,” which begins at the Paramount Thursday. PT RIGHT N CELLOPHANE THERE |WANDSOME —LOORIT THAT, WHILE 3 MAKE SOME SANDWICHES NCOFFEE oo 50 TARTS TH’ POTATO BOOTS WAS BEEN TAKIN’ ABOUT | DER TREASURY ISS EMPTY, DER OFFICIALS Iss MrTOUT SALARIES. DER PRINZ CAN'T PAY ISS DEBTS. WHO VILL BUY OUR POTATOES UND VEAT? FORWARD MARCH! ALAS, ALAS! DER MERCHANTS UND FARMERS UND FISHERMEN 1SS ALL RUINED. TT i WN WANT. [LL WE'D HAVE TO MAKE SOME | SEND THEM A LITTLE FRECKLES )( wuere DID vou COME FROM ? YEAH, HE CAN. AFFORD TITAKE HIS TIME,AS LONG AS HE HAS HIS WIFE'S RELATIVES TO wisiT tt FOR HIM TO DRAW ON .Seeme Tee woe SEEN Twa cuv! YES oR 1 KAOW DERN WELL TL WIMMEL! JF DEY ISS: RUMED) DER COBBLERS UND CAR: PENTERS UND LANDLORDS UND EFRYBODY ISS RUINED, DER ENTIRE COUNTRY 18S RUINED,