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THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, _MONDAY, JANUARY 9, 1983 THE GUMPS—SAY IT WITH ICICLES WAIT TILL YOU SEE . SNS RY SOME DOWN, Bike MIN YOU'LL GO DUCE To Yous MRS. D To NE NOYEL~ THEY'RE MAD ABOUT Hi DAverrens ie WASTING TO MERY YOU~ 1AM MEANS i Ste YOU- Ive BEEN, WAN’ eateries OF VA BRAGGING YoU UP - ) - By George Clark *y HERE'S THE “THEN CERTAINLY. MADE $0 tte H ENTRANCE To Y>| MONKEYS OUT OF YOU fic Gioy l\ THAT: TUNNEL “You keep him dressed up like every day was Sunday, and you don’t care how I look.” JUST SOME FANATIC, Y AN'L SEZ,YACANT JY ‘TUAS RieuT, pete! WANTING ME To GNE TALK To HIM! BY THE TAKE HIM AWAY... HIM MONEY, 1 BONES OF THE TEN IT'S IMPORTANT... IT b " tae ie TINKERS YOULL HAVE MEANS MILLIONS TO = To PILE OVER ME HIM...MILLIONS! 00 BoDy To DO IT, AN’ THAT AIN'T SuPPOGE !’ HE NEWFANGLES (Mom’n Pop) CHICK DOES AS HE’S TOLD! By COWAN WORLD-FAMOUS CONSTELLATION “SOUTHERN CROSS” 3 WERE LAST SEEN ON THE HORIZON SH~SH— HERES MY CASE. Now! HATCH, ANO THEN COVERS THEM LIKE A HEN _ CONERS HER CHICKS, HE PAYS AND PAYS ! MANY MUSHROOMS London.—A Roscommon laborer who} More than 700 species of mush- ited his sweetheart may have to pay | . ane : } ge ‘a Jong time, but the payments are "00S have been Lal paged ~~ ' got so demanding. The fine impos-|many others doubtless wil Prove +) ed by the court would equal, in Amer-/ fit for food, according to authori- A STAR COLLECTOR!. "By SMALL 0 has| ties. DID MR. KRUSTY WHY, ER-NO, MR. MATOR — BORROWED TWO BUCKS Repay it ih santaiimcnts’of etout 30| | —————_— RY : en - Uy) WHEN Ja PRE= We PUT UP. A HARD a enor eel @ents a week. If the girl lives for 40) Less than one per cent of the chil- “ Lu STORY . +f ears she might receive all the dam-| dren in the elementary schools of +f ‘ages. iLondon are poorly fed. AT THE MOVIES ‘Hypnotized’ Proves | Baxter Lives | Circus at Capitol Simple Life It’sacireus! , Warner Baxter, popular Fox star, _ Literally and figuratively Mack! whose latest picture, “Six Hours to | Bennett's long looked-for super-fea- | Live,” will be an early attraction at the ture comedy, “Hypnotized,” is a cir-) Paramount Theater, is something of a ous. nA rara avis in Hollywood. The first half of this big World| Unlike many cher members of the {Wide attraction which will be seen at! film colony, Baxter never attends bi the Capitol Theatre tonight takes | parties or “hoop la" premieres, acd place in a circus and when Mack Sen-| 4 large proportion of his colleagues ; Bett has a circus, it’s a “circus.” are dashing madly about in all direc- | BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES Just imagine Moran and Mack as/ tions for week-ends at Caliente, Santa A Sursemaids to the elephants! Barbara, Carmel or the mountain re- > |, Picture a real circus wedding under } sorts, you will find Baxter and several fhe big top with the two star per-| close friends at his beach cottage at formers about to be married during a | Malibu, quietly enjoying themselves + _- .and then have the | at tennis, or just sitting and talking. pm menaped by a hypnotist} Baxter, of course, is not a hermit. t But he insists he can't enjoy himself That's just the start. Between that) milling around in a crowd. His idea the finish ensue the wildest and of a really good time is to go for a it hilarious series of events that/tramp along the beach with his dog, ever confined to a motion pic- | or on cool evenings to haul up before film, an i it] book. change of scene Sennett then Miriam. Ske ee Boles ‘ransfers his comedians . . . and/support him in “Six Hours to Live.” ng ocean liner hy WELL MAKE OP Your Mino! ff You FEMS ARE ALL ALIKE YOU WON'T SAY NES , ANY YOU WONT SAX NO +. . and more INSUFFICIENT VOC, igs happen, one of them being a} Los Angeles.—One would hin that lion breaking up the ship's con- idugers of ispeiiages could find a 0 etter name to call his wife than a . ypnotized,” personally directed|jemon. When Gladys Leora Rice, 52, xe great Sennett himself, is just | former U. S. Government secret serv- the limit in side-splitting mirth. | ice agent, was seeking @ divorce from hours of unrestrained | Professor William R. Rice, she testi- +| fied that he called her a lemon. “What did you do?” asked Judge William 8. Baird. “I told him he was a prune,” answered Mrs. Rice. “Well then, I think you are about even,” comment- Ox HIGHNESS* GAYLY PARADES HIS CHORUS GIRL ed the judge. GUARDSMEN THRU THE STREETS OF THE CITY, EXPECTING THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE FROM A DELIGHTED POPULACE. = ° PB wr ee ee. fos