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er ns SGP UEEe _etretreneonnema 2 OF USS pty anwust ga 2eF ERG. S82 S0grS2 288 BQES2 S¥SSER 1 Beevease peep RHBBROGEGR _InResussre _ | things to drift. Others were annoyed ’ of speculation. es ee || believe it a presidential function to The Bismarck Tribune Au Independent Newspaper f THE STATE'S OLDEST \ NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) ees Published by The Bismarck Tribune ‘Company, Bismarck, N. D., and en- ‘tered at the postoffice at Bismarck as class man matter. GEORGE D. MANN President and Publisher. Subscription Rates Payable in Advance | i $7.20 marck) ....... Daily by mail per Outside Bismarck) ............ z Daily by mail outside of North ie ‘Weekly by mail in state, per year $1.00 ‘Weekly by mail in state, three ‘Weekly by mail outside of North Dakota, per year .............. 150 ‘Weekly by mail in Canada, per FOOT ore secesecccceessseesseees 2.00 Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associated Press ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it Or not otherwise credited in this newspaper and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved. Foreign Representatives SMALL, SPENCER, BREWER (Incorporated) CHICAGO NEW YORK BOSTON head tects tert acs H Calvin Coolidge Ex-President Calvin Coolidge was a typical American. He was a Yankee | through and through. Vermont has! given the nation some of its most conservative citizens and meticulous- ly regular politicians. Mr. Coolidge was the personification of conserva- tism and regularity. He was a great stickler for prece- dent. Reading deeply his American history, he was guided by the precepts of his forefathers. He shunned the | new, the progressive and always kept his feet firmly on paths which were charted as safe and not too tortuous, But withal he was a most useful citizen. His was not a magnetic per- sonality. He appeared almost diffi- dent. Sparing of words, he could be- come stubborn and stand firm and im- movable. Governmental experiments were abhorrent to him. He was al- ways harking back to the fathers. In government he was a strict funda- mentalist. He stood for the principles of the party as handed down at its birth. They ‘were to him as sacred as the law of Moses. Mr. Coolidge’s idiosyncrasies, how- ever, gave him the public's confidence in great measure. His administration Was regarded as safe and conservative and history doubtless will judge him for what he did not do rather than for what he initiated. Mr. Coolidge believed that his party should recom- mend policies, He never drove the Congress but he got along with its mentbers very well and accomplished in a quiet way much more than some Presidents have by breaking through Precedent and forcing legislation. His famous utterance to the news- Paper men that he “did not choose to run,” was probably the tersest statement for a momentous decision in all American political history. His, associates knew that when he said “no” or “yes”, he meant just that and he disliked to amplify and explain the obvious. His state papers were not erudite. He had an easy style but not a bril- Mant one. He could not turn phrases as neatly as Woodrow Wilson nor ‘were his utterances as virile as Theo- dore Roosevelt's, but there was no escaping what he meant. There was mo sophistry about his public utter- ances. He was usually blunt and of- ten platitudinous. His motto was: “Do the day's work and be brief.” entered public life early in his career and party regularity and a modicum of political luck carried him to the highest office within the gift of the People. He served his nation faith-; fully and honestly, if not always bril- ‘ Mantly. | ‘Some critics felt that he allowed} ‘because he fought against extending governmental functions for this and that kind of relief. He vetoed bills | aimed to benefit agriculture on the | ‘broad theory that it is impossible to| j legislate prosperity. Whether he saw ;the present depression coming, he | ‘Rever specifically said. He did not issue jeremiads or warnings to pro- tect those who insisted on an orgy In his decision to retire, he may have felt that the next few years needed @ different temperament than his to cope with the many distressing problems of state. When he left the White House, he almost completely severed himself from active politics. He entered journalism for awhile but hhis writings never had a wide appeal. was what he had learned in the con: servative atmosphere of the Bay State where the Cabots and the Lodges were —< his tutors. sie Although not great among the list of presidents, his passing marks the end of a specific era. The public sup- ported Mr. Coolidge because, what- ver the reason, it enjoyed good times! iin his administration. ' | It is unfortunate that he did not live to see a definite return to the con- ditions which prevailed when he re- tired to private life. His remarks un-; der such circumstances might not/ have been brilliant but they would; have contained a lot of hard common | sense. It May Promote War | Acting under the stress of eco- | nomic conditions, congress has made} |the first move toward making the Philippines an independent nation. In 10 years, if President Hoover signs the bill and all goes well, the American flag will be hauled down at Manila and elsewhere in the islands and a new flag will be added to the galaxy of nations. We shall, have gotten out of the Philippines. There should be no misunderstand- | ing of the reasons for passing this bill. They are inescapably bound up} with the agricultural surplus ques- tion. The demand for Philippine ; freedom, in this country, comes from the farm. The dairy farmer wants| {no competition from the “cocoanut cow"; the sugar producer sees a menace in imports from the islands; the tobacco raiser feels he is getting the worst of the competition with Filipino tobacco, and so on through a long list. From this standpoint there is no question but we would be better off if the Filipinos were freed and left to sell their products on the world market. Their production costs are immeasurably cheaper than our own and items brought here from the islands do hurt the native producer. But there is another, if not quite 80 apparent, angle to be considered. That is the possibility of war with Signed letters pertaining to personal self-addressed envelope is enclosed. in ink. tions. PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE By William Brady, M. D. health and hygiene, not to disease diagnosis, or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady if a stamped, Letters should be brief and written No reply can be made to queries not conforming to instruc- Address Dr. William Brady, in care of this newspaper. HOW TO COPE WITH IMAGINARY PERILS Japan. We feel that ours is a peace-loving deodorant wash. Benedict's Solution nation, yet history shows that we have engaged in at least one major war during every generation since we became a nation. It is now a lit- tle more than 14 years since the close of the World war. If history repeats} itself we shall see, within the next 20 years, another generation of American boys marching off to vic- tory—or to slaughter. If the Philippines are left to their own devices they will be at the mercy of a strong world power lying within a short distance. From a Japanese point of view, the Philippines would be a much more desirable acquisition than Manchuria or other parts of the Asiatic mainland. Many Japa- nese already live there and the num- ber is increasing. Complications be- tween a new and weak nation and Japan would be easily possible; might be inevitable. There could be only one result, especially after the Japanese have “absorbed” Manchuria | with its huge industrial possibilities. | Possession by the United States of | naval bases in the Philippines would | mean nothing. No competent mili- tary or naval man believes we could defend the Philippines against Ja-| pan even now. Japan is too close and we are too far away. If the proposition seems fantastic, it is not as much so as would have been the thought, in 1907, that we should send two million soldiers to Europe in 1917 and 1918. It may be well enough to get out There are a lot of people who have| the temperament of the old hermit) who complained that his life had been a long series of misfortunes and calamities, most of which, he admit-| ted, had never happened. People who| are always taking precautions against | exposure to cold are like that. i Here is a mother who is worried | about the imaginary perils to which her daughter is exposed. Let us see whether we can't dispel a bit of the gloom. Dear Dr. Brady: «+. She is just nineteen, work- ing as a technician for physicians whose practice is largely the treatment of victims of syphillis. Positions are hard to obtain nowadays and for that reason I have hesitated . . . the salary is small but she needs the money badly. She has to draw the blood into the test tube with her mouth when they are taking a specimen of blood for the Wassermann test. The risk seems out of all pro- portion to the benefit she gains in simply making enough for food and shelter. The doctors are Jewish and she is Christian. I am not quite sure in my mind why I mention this fact. Should she give up the posi- tion? (Mis. 8. A. H.) The universal method of drawing a specimen of blood for analysis or for a blood count or for a test or culture is by means of a pipette into which the blood is drawn by suction. But the doctor, nurse or technician al- ways watches the level of the blood as it rises in the pipette (of glass) and stops drawing when it reaches the precise height needed. The long History will not record Coolidge as | °F: , One of the greatest presidents. He of the Philippines, but if we do we should get completely out. And we should be prepared to say and do nothing if Japan decides that the islands would make a splendid col- flexible rubber tube and the doctor's or technician's mouthpiece can never be reached by the blood, so there is no conceivable risk of infection in that way. If the technician or nurse doing such work for a physician is intelli- gent enough to follow the simple principles of aseptic technic, or the instructions of the physciian, the work is perfectly safe. Even if the doctors were Republi- cans and the girl a Socialist, it wouldn't make any great difference. Health and sickness are the same in all branches of the so-called human Tace. Indeed, nurses and physicians are daily exposed to far graver actual dangers, in the course of their work. Once in a while some nurse or phy- sician falls victim to infection, or to} the attack of an insane or delirious | Patient, or—and this is the most de- | Plorable of all—becomes the prey of a criminal who entices his victim by appealing for professional aid. This | is one of several minor crimes which should be punished with death. | In everyday routine the physician, knowing and following the principles of aseptic (not antiseptic) technique, | is actually less exposed to the risk, of infection or contracting communi- | cable disease than is the layman who} is ignorant of asepsis. Antisepsis or | antiseptic technique means relying! on chemical or other agents which prevent the multiplication or growth of germs; asepsis or aseptic teach- nique means relying on such rigid cleanliness that the germs do not gain entrance to the field at all. There is a world of difference, im- Possible’ to explain to the uninitiated layman in a few minutes, but any well educated nurse or tec! knows, employs and relies for securi- ty upon asepsis. Editorial Comment Editorials printed below show the trend of thought by other editors. They are published without regard to whether they agree or disagree with The Tribune's policies, Taxes in the Farm Problem (Kansas City Star) ‘The way in which heavy taxes are contributing to the severity and con- tinuance of the depression is indi- cated in the figures on the farm sit- uation. Before the war, farm taxes, according to the information col- lected by the department of agricul- ture, absorbed about 4 per cent of the gross farm income. Last year they absorbed 11 per cent. This last figure, it may be noted, is about the percentage of farm in- come required to meet interest charges on farm indebtednss. So these two fixed charges, taxes and interest, are absorbing more than one-fifth of the gross income from the farms. Before the war they ab- sorbed less than one-twelfth of the farm income. 4 Evidently when the farmer is able to make the grade with these charges he has almost nothing left to spend for the things he ordinarily would buy. -So factories are closed or run- ning part time, and men are out of work, who under normal conditions would be busy making the things the farmer needs. What is required to help the situa- tion is, first, higher prices for farm —9 Products; second, a lowering of farm QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS charges. Wind Instrument Would playing @ clarinet tend to ageravate a goiter?—(Mrs. R. D. V.) Answer—No, it has no effect on goiter. Answer—I know of nothing that would serve the purpose, in a room occupied. An ordinary soap and wa- made| ter cleaning and a good drying is the best way to eradical Kindly give directions for testing the urine with Benedict's solution— (H. MD 1 Answer—I quote from “A Book for | Us Diabetics” by Dr. Don H. Duffie, Central Lake, Mich—a little book which every diabetes patient should have, a most economical twelve shill- ing investment: “Put 20 drops of Benedict's solution | in a 4-inch test tube, add one drop of urine, shake, and set tube in cup of hot water, where it should boil five minutes, then be set to cool. If his hands, palmists declare. But it’s the other way ‘round at the bridge table. * * * Pa A common cold may turn an honest man into a desperate criminal, says| a Detroit physician. Any man with a cold is a menace to society. * ok * Congress may not revive beer, but it's aroused new interest in frac- tions. can in the gallon of water, is a good| (Copyright, 1932, NEA Service, Inc.) ENTER THE VILLAIN New York, Jan. 6—You can count in the strength of a tablespoonful of the pure stuff from a freshly opened | commonplace in the most trivial show-boat performance. ee SOME HEROES BASE In fact, interviews with a Trade Bureau in Boston: “China's Teddy Roosevelt.” Foy Let Speaker Garner remember “all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."—Mrs. Nellie Tayloe Ross, di- rector, women’s activities of the Dem- ocratic party. Jung and Brill and seeks te under- stand baser motives, so that today a hero is quite as capable of wrong- bd as the lowliest member of the ‘Thus, in “Dinner at Eight,” an ex- movie star seduces a charming girl but slays himself through defeated vanity—and the audience weeps. In “Another Language,” a 50-50 marriage appears to be intruded up- on, but wise folk figure it all out and there is a quasi-happy ending to the most successful legitimate at- traction of the year. ee # GOOD OLD DAYS | I am told that we will have a se- ries of romantic and realistic dramas —which is hard to believe when every third would-be playwright you meet. ‘s groping fcr ideas which will be topical or new. ‘Yet one of the shrewdest producers in the business was quoted the other day as saying that a modern “Pris- oner of Zenda” would be worth a million. * * *® HI, Fontes he you cut out the seven pu: pieces one Pied is not the science Redd rl or wrong in » simply the science of angoae it is.—Professor Robert C. Pooley of the University of Wisconsin, sR ‘Times will never be better until an eight-hour working week—that is, two hours a day and four days a week— is adopted universally.—Jack McBeth, Chicago, president of the Hobo Cole lege. se * China is trying to emulate the best fundamental of America. — Dr. Tehyi Hsieh, tor, Chinese FLAPPER FANNY SAYS: Darken the backs of the piece 4a, over. i ager we a ww, LIGHTS AND GADGETS “ The job of lighting New York is one which always has fascinated me. itching the huge spires begin é sparkle like so many giant Christmas Ni trees is one of the many spectacles for the New Yorker who takes his 4 thrills more thoughtfully. bi But to the power folk responsible, it is a mechanical business of watch- ing certain gadgets. Whereas there sl once was a watchman perched upon iii x a high roof watching the approach a of clouds, today a couple of fellows look mein dol which tells of the approach of early darkness and dicts a storm within a few hours of ‘stormed. its arrival. For, as elsewhere, power must be: speeded up whenever heavy fogs, clouds or other intrusions on the sun appear. Oftimes it is essential for Manhattan to have lights at three or four o'clock in the afternoon, and|°* Lene must be preparedness to avoid waste, Germany has 65 different weekly publications devoted to radio. by ANTHONY ‘ABBO Copyrionr BY COVICI, FRIEDE, INC, —, DISTRIBUTED BY RING FEATURES SYNDICATE, INC. “Who 1s this other woman?” the fluid in’ the tube remains clear | the mustaches on the Broadway the- HATCHER COLT gravely |When your ego has not yet assert-| “My wife!” blue, it tata hae sugar. a it i | ater boards and still have enough shook his head. Out of a wall- a oe eramteuicimuae, i eepposs Coat comes green, means a trace o! ‘ 5 Isugar. If it turns yellow, red or ge Lee ce. nH ener besinlcicetye peaaacr ney “ying vas gaa Sep ge tee, am a ententall, a in brown and such a deposit settles to spas ccmenera—s page like ee cMccd oe thn cate eee rae ~ face of this amazing confes- — is hissed: “Ah-ha, me fair lady,” have) otte@ ‘then, by the buazer in his|I may add, of myself—that during man, this giant who posses: (Copyright, John F. Dille Co.) not only vanished, but a good old-| fpsteds, ue the two police- roe regener ‘but poppe tape deer LLesraedpae seta fashioned villain is almost as rare @5/ fen who presently led into us|cannot exercise your other seses, but who now lay like a fev- ———————— * | 2 tenant who pays rent on the first in the still firm-jawed but con- i even for a clever pa telling on himself. But | Barbs | | of the month. siderably paler Doctor Humphrey man alie.” lit Thatcher Colt shared my feeling, e ——————.| Within the,month I have heard in- faskell. Maskell, | he did not show any indications 0: La numerable sighs for the return of a Thatcher Colt rose sud strange look|it, Boldly he shot the next ques- he old gray mare had her dis- | villain who would cause real shud-| from his chair and held out is a real|tion. advantages, of course, but she didn’t | ders. Only Hollywood supplies them} hand. chal that un-] “Your wife! How long have freeze up when you went to the medi- | and mostly in westerns. There 1s, “Doctor Maskell,” he exclaimed, the of this drag I} you been married?” qine show. for instance, a murder-mystery play; “if you are a murderer, you are not will power|" “Fourteen years.” genie in which the slayer turns out to be,! @ wonder. You have shown colos-|to withhold the answer to anyques-| «When did you separate?” Maybe fifty million Frenchmen | as usual, the last fellow one would) al nerve to submit to this exam- if I so wished?” “Ten years 2 can’t be wrong—but they can man- | suspect. But he is a psychopathic tion.” a ” “You were not divorced?” age to look like it to one hundred | case and causes sympathy even at a) The doctor smiled. Astute as ‘And these su “Nor” million Americans. | moment when shudders accompany! he was, he did not realize the trick equip the police with these! ‘The voice of the doctor had be- xe understanding of his plight. that was be! played upon him. jous police devices have no come ary. In picking “cellar-door” as a beau-| Again, in “Dangerous Corner,”| Criminals and honest men, too, like |fear that the instinct for self-pres-| “uc... wint not give me a divorce. titul word, Dorothy Parker points out | there is a fellow who causes no end| to be told they are bold and clever. jervation may not interfere with! nt °C why { went away. To she makes her choice merely for| of trouble; yet, he is suave and of| Vanity. is one of the greatest weak-|your Ged auc an pre ena ek Lenon when—” sound—disassociating the word from | the wasld, and easily explained to a, teases of crook and saint al done net” G'tharcher| “When what?’ its meaning. This becomes increas- | modern audience. Is your nerve still good? cage} f could’ sit ‘and cite] “When 1 saw that Geraldine was ingly difficult for those who remem-| All of which defeats the baste pur-| ‘Thatcher Colt, with trace of to you, but there isn't time.|really missing and that it looked ber when cellar doors sloped off the | poses of villainy. Only in an adapta- is it 2” soked the doce uttering young man of Meri-|funny about me.” house and were full of splinters. tion of Shakespeare’s “Lucrece” does the aroqacl in coming Texas, was one example.| “What did Geraldine threaten?” are one find a return to a sort of unfor-| fore fhe /conveniin, BESS Sy fire was also the case of O'Leary, | “To ‘a beautiful A man’s temper can be told from givable fiendishness which once Was) 34 water, ‘ike ancient. bays ‘as the walking dead man.” it’ through i a : divination by birds? Or eae Megkall ales with “a ncken the name of one I love.” one think that District At-| “I—won' that.” Lad Scientist Bousherty would be con-| “How did Geraldine Foster know y «Have you ever heard of sco elena al tee shar deere Knows” ' "asked Thatcher Colt, he asked mockingly. PA ag “Yes, Erroneously called the Colt calmly relighted| “No™ >” ee HORIZONTAL Answer to Previous Puzzle hension, ‘truth serum’ in newspapers. | nis pi Pe es A Wathenew. Setabel: The dector folded his hands and) “wr, pistsiet Attorney wants! “I had no opportunity.” Tsymbols of 19An Iberian; Thatcher Colt keenly. | , “The District A ig 9 royalty. 21 Drumbeat. “Why should 3 vabject he argued. OF 708 OF Ti leo that eld sensitive spot in the 1y0at grass. ROWE IGRIANT MBE mall bird. fe acharisian's drag. when 1 Geert cep ence,” de- [doctor's mind. ‘0 press. IE EVIE INITIUIRIE. 2. h. clared Dougherty, Ms bead to one [mm 16 Tribunals, = EMV INE MBRITILIEMMSIAL 3600 amim,: derstand it, you have no legal tide, as he closed one eye and|| the Master. | 17 College official. {; MEO INIARBEE DIODE NEC! 97 rota, Fae ee eens cTpcen looked at Maskell . a 18 Weight allow- PiUIAisie| 27 Tot! Strange that both these are you so stubborn about ASE os stu too ac t—now I am about the other, equally dix: | Where, you time when ane. IAIGIE SIP iri ICE} ae fed up. fuoeari yin hee oumally dis were eating 20 Walting fai LANE] 30 ous Bae: Tasiaher a ete “y, fod Doctor came to a — 21 Ana. EB 31. Very warm. are not compelled to do what T ie lution. He coed se Soak off lien A siRine Aree ae inte 22 Sagactous. 32 Enfeebled. ask. Neither the lie detector nor |e cost, rolled up ove, and | “Who.” 23 You and me. 33 Heart. the truth drug have ever been ear he ease Diack | “i-—Won't—answer—that.” 24 Insect. Powerful. | otticially adopted ‘by the Folica ce. “Her name?” 25 Conit - G 1 , it lew Yo: * i it” 27 Senior.’ . 41 Myself. 1 Madam Curie 36 Dower Angeles have officially adopted) nq done there, after the needie|S¥itt glance, and the two men bent 28 Stocky horse. 42 Friar. discovered e ae was into the dector’s arm|/ow over Be pomertal man who 29Headed pin., 43 Wading bird. 2 ‘The truth drug?” The doc-land he was stretched out on a| Was now like & man in 30 Colar. ‘45 Witticism. 2Lays smooth, tor’s voice was increialem, full 4 couch in Thatcher Colt’s : fever. 4 31To embrace, 46 Lowest. . 3Indian tree. medicine, son. es ‘drug om, make “a [nO lie before me. They are op AY, were Jon with her?” A 32.Withered. 48Clotted blood. 4 Hotel. 40'To perish _ medicine: >. Se in-|most unusual I have ever taken]... 1,was not with her. T was wait- 33Eceentric «49 Pertaining to Sun god. 41 Edible fungus) | man tell the Ts ASR aust [12 any criminal case, for they show ng, Jor he 5 wheel. air, 6 Loose earth, 42 Bulk. - be a most Doctor Maskell Fo igae Mees er] “Because it looked like 34 To ski 50 Irish. 7 Decayed. 44 Brought, up. Did you invent it?” eat Pinay Beg relaxed. had been made to tenp wi od 35 Pertaining to 51 Not any. SHalt an em. 45 Bill of fare.. “dcopalamin,” replied fis e he Seas roy breath- bat me.” sal velum. 2 Inside 9 To embarrass, 47 Before. Cele, was first, presented to, the ing wae dep and regular. Hla voce “Mrs, Westock said that | was 36 Setter. lumn pro- 10 To bathe. 48 Secure a physic criminol first decisive wanted at the house on Peddler’ 38 Neuter’ fection. 11 Wrath, ¢. Doctor B. E. House, of Fer- | tne, 2' nen jot, (ecrsve an | Road.” - , pronoun. 5i Failure to pay, 12 To aver. ‘exas. but it sank into a mone-| xe? Well?” 39 Apportioned. as debts. 15 Compre- basins Merkel) pew were ie tone. like ty murmar of a eick|_ “It seemed strange to me. Be eee» SS oe i forthe | Parson talking in a fevered sleep. | Siem I very deeply 2 the save, moment he forgot was e|[" At A Disedvantage. __||#Pect—do you understand that?” prisoner. Gis voice had become “What is the theory of this — “Doctor, did you Will Geraldine| © Oe haladlenel eee Src Syd most Peierls ggg 6 sce Mr with nS Se rand weet Pacer need alta met | Beto i bepi Ban ee the of fearing: “Thia|tert 7" ad We Sg is eense é sense of hearing—with its super-| No.” ee citer A ate don’t retreated, scons- ef aid, yd 8 voice eagerness vietion : fully understand that, Doctor, “Well, I first went to the tele- and called up the lady, As I A ie bree wi hd Eepena"S ,, she would come and meet me te ‘beim did she threaten From Geraldine, dee pee 9 year? reaten to/from Geraldine, demanding tant “To another woman.” (Te Be Continued Tomorrow.) fade EE HO Now for some arithmetic! Seven will equal three if below and rearrans® them perly. Try forming the silhouette of the number 3. you_may, have to, turn them _A pretty smart lad, you probe ably found, after wrestling with the wise kid. Here’s the way his HI-HO silhouette can be | € ’ w , & ° < > a ” 4 { i} ’ ‘ ¢ 9 ° * | yf oe ere