The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 1, 1932, Page 10

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OFF. © 1932 BY NEA SERVICE. INC. | AT THE MOVIES | Powell-Francis in ‘One Way Passage’ Open at Paramount One of the strangest and most fas- cinating romances ever told is the theme of “One Way Passage,” the ‘Warner Bros. production co-starring ‘William Powell and Kay Francis, which opens tonight at the Paramount ‘Theatre. Most of the action is laid on a Pa- cific liner sailing from Hong Kong, where the two ill-fated lovers meet for the first time, to San Francisco, where the final farewells are said. William Powell has one of the most impressive roles of his career as Dan Hardesty, the debonair criminal who is finally tripped up by the police. Kay Francis is considered by metropolitan critics to have the finest opportunity of her career in the role of Joan | Ames, ready to give up life itself for ® month of perfect happiness while the steamer pursues its coutse across the Pacific. ‘ Salt is used im freezing ice cream ee wee woe aived to the ics, * ay Bk erature of 21 degrees be- (be Fehrenheit. | ‘The Crooked Circle’ Booked at Capitol Paraphrasing the late Thomas Ed- ison’s statement that “genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration,” it might also be claimed that “luck consists largely on knowing how to take advantage of opportunity.” This applies particu- larly to filmland’s newest directorial genius, “Lucky” (H. Bruce to you) Humberstone, whose latest effort is the World Wide picture, “The Crooked | Circle,” booked for the Capitol The- ater tomorrow. 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GIETEEN NaRos FER UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS | 74 Ai © 1932 BY WEA SERVICE, 1NC.RCR. U.S" PAT. OFF._= + By MARTIN Gee THE SWEETEST KD IN WE WORLD —1L DONT BLAME YOU ONE Sit. WHY SHOULD YOU YES A CHOMP. LAKE ME,WHEN YOU CAN ANE ANYONE YOO WANT ? 1 HAD HOPED ~-FOOL THAT WW MIGHT REAAN BE TRUE = BLT WS svsT AS L THOUGHT a DOWN HERE, ONDER THE SPELL OF —~ EVERYTHING ,YOU LOST YOUR HEAD AND OFFERED TO MARRY ME! BUT NOW NOW THAT YOO ARE BACK HOME AND WANE COME TO YOUR SENSES |YOU DONT WANT TO HURT ME BX TELLING ME THE TROTH =Nou WONT WAVE To, Boore! Lat SAVE, MOU THAT PIS RELEASE YOU FROM NOUR PROMISE ! YOUVE ALWAYS SIKOT SQUARE WITH ME, YOO WOULONT KNOW HOW TO DO ANX OTHER WAY w= NOW ITS MY CHANCE ‘To DO SOMETHING DECENT FOR You ——— OTS ~~ WELL, 1 GLESS THAT | LETS ME our! one KAONT ANSWERED ANY UL ROMANCE | REME! UME HAS DONE TWO ONLY OUT OF LOYALTY TO KIS BELOVED 8059, PETE, AND BECAUSE ,TO WIS OWN SIMPLE WAY OF THINKING, WT WAS FOR THE WHITES SENOR'S OWN GOOD ——~ SHE WAS IGNORED MY -CARLEGRAM “Lucky” started his picture career as an assistant cameraman and pro- gressed to scriot clerk and second as- sistant director. Emerging unscathed from an auto wreck which utterly demolished the car brought him the nickname of “Lucky” and it also brought him to the attention of a producer who made him an assistant director. He has worked as first as- sistant to no less than thirty-six of Hollywood's best directors and being an observant young man, has acquired nee Points of the technique of each, Mr. Humberstone deliberately passed up several opportunities to direct pic- tures himself, preferring to wait until he thought he was ready ... until the story he liked came along. WASH TUBBS 1 DIDN'T MEAN NUTIN, PRINCE, HONEST, 1 DIDN TW 1 TOLD EVERYBODY WMO T WAEIMeY WOULDNITE) ( THILENCES BILIEVE ME. 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