The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 26, 1932, Page 8

SIDE GLANCES - - ,$, Pal : Be Tabs Sy NEA SEAVICE, INE “Please, darling, drink your milk so you'll grow big enough for mother to spank.” - By George Clark GEORGE ~~ PLUMPERS OF TEETH. 4 ‘WORTH OF GOLD... THE MAN WHO MADE “PLUMPERS*/ FoR. ‘ WASHINGTON WERE LITTLE IVORY BALLS, WORN IN ‘THE MOUTH FOR THE PURPOSE OF FILLING OUT THE CHEEKS: AFTER THE LOSS $/7000,000,000 TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND TONS... “CAN BE HATCHED | FROM UNFERTILIZED 1 EGGS. THESE FATHERLESS INSECTS ARE ALWAYS* FEMALES. & WAS BEEN PRODUCED IN THE WORLD SINCE THE DISCOVERY OF | AMERICA... THIS WOULD MAKE A SOLID GOLD TOWER ZO FEET IN | DIAMETER, AND _/4O FEET HIGH. QUICK THINKING Toledo, O.—By appearing to too nervous to open his station safe Pat Sexton, filling station atten ant, fooled two holdup men, H¢e ever, the two g with $15 from the cash dr Sexton is a veteran of s cent holdu) A certain type of migr: aches are said to be tions of one of the re female sex hor Few people cording to Dr. G Most blue eyes have a t low in them. | TO TODAY'S ueportrait is that o WAL TH LC FELLOW. * AT THE MOVIES ‘The Blonde Captive’ Is Capitol Feature A white woman aborigine! Living w any creature comfor! am a cave home! Sq fire roasting kan among living de est living race ii ! Her husband's pearling wife of an out clothes, or of civilization, ing before a .d wallaby schooner hhad been dashed on the reefs of this wild coast in a storm. She alone survived. When the boat was pound- ed to pieces the waves threw her on the beach. The aborigines found her there, haif dead. When ‘al war- riors claimed her as the spirit of their dead wives, there were bitter boome- rang duels, and the best man won her! An explorer and scientist offered to take her back to Thursday Island | to her own people—to clothes, a} home, theaters, friends, laughter! What was her answer? What did she decide? Had she found the Primitive moral code easier to cope | with than that of civilization? Did | She fear the struggle for existence in | the land of her birth? Perhaps, even, she had learned to love her primitive bushman! Not Jack Oakie, Who Can't Keep Mouth Closed, Even in Sleep Jack Oakie would talk to himself if | re no one else around. The t can’t keep quiet. Oakie, fea- u with Thomas Meighan, Marian Nixon, Warren Hymer, William Col- lie r., William Boyd and ZaSu Pitts in “Madison Square Garden,” drama set against the kaleidoscopic back- ground of Manhattan's famed center of civic, social and athletic activities, now at the Paramount Theater, Thursday and Friday, is in no danger, however, of ever having to commune with himself. He's always surround- When a few persons gather round, Oakie automatically starts clowning. Because there are always listeners, his tongue never stops. SURPLUS? NO WONDER! THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1932 IMAGINE ANDY GUMP - JHE PEOPLE'S CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT CLEANING OUT WHITE WASHING JHE BASEMENT You AND KING TuT= BACK IN YOUR KENNEL-ROS COE A VOICE FROM YNE ‘TOMB = THE GUMPS— THE VOICE FROM THE CELLAR IN THE CELLAR = WHERE HE BELONGR~ WELL = THEY SAY MOST MEN THAT HAVE BECOME SUCCESSFUL- STARTED FROM JME GROUND UP = NE MAS A BETTER CHANCE = HE GAN SYART FROM BELOW THE GROUND = 17 WILL GIVE HIM YO TAKE ROOT — A CHANCES A SELF-MADE MAN AS HE SAYS HE IS = 1 BO y KNOW WHY HE DION'T GIVE HIMSELF MORE GRAY ATTER = AND PUT SOME HAIR ON TOP OF NIS HEADS AND WHY 1») HIMSELF THAT, FUNNY FACE & ONCLE WALT: JUST “TOLD ME, SCRAM, WEct. THE WOUND WHERE HE WAS SHOT 1S BOTHERIN' AGAIN. GET WHIMPN AN SHORTY: AN’ SPUD. HE FORWARD PASSING...I WANTED To BE A TRIPLE THREAT !! GASOLINE ALLEY— GETTING A BREAK FOR GOOTCH ANY MONEY, BUT WE'LL RAKE YOUR NES SIR i “LEAVES, UNCLE DOC DOCTOR, WELL DO ANYTHING NOU SAN IF Ov YOST SET GOOTCH WELL. “THREAT....AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FoR SHADYSIDE, \WHEN WE HAVE A MAN LIKE RED To Do THE HEA JUST CONCENTRATE ON Your. KICKING AND RECEIVING... HERE... LOO THIS OVER AND STUDY IT CAREFULLY... WE'RE GOING To USE IT IN THE GAME SAY! Tus 15 KEEN...(T OUGHT To WoRKL LIKE A CHARM AGAINST PRINGLE HIGH R, © 06 % .. = o —AND IS WORD 13 LAW A IF HI IS HOUSES OUND THIS Ars UST ONE OF ‘THOSE son BEEN YOUR WOOD \ EVERYTHING POSSIBLE AN’ SHOVEL baer | of Liberty” play! 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WELL THANE $300 THAT Tt JUST DREW OuT]] CENT THEY OF THE BANK 4 UD Uf By BLOSSER SAY, I_GOT HAD Nope! BUT @ COUPLA FIGHTERS 1 KNow, ARE! BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES SAY. KITTEN HOW”, "BOUT MY SPLASKIN GIMME A RING LATER ON, BRIGHT JENES N'WILLE , TOO During the past 20 years the world’s wheat area has been increas- ed by more than 20 per cent and the production by more than 25 per cent. TH EVENIN 19 ALL STIRRED UP! L WOW, IMMY 1S COMIN’ OVER BLT LTH 1 PROMISED TH DATE ‘HORACE . N’MEBBE BUB, LOOKS TME LIKE YOURE OP A TREE U Ul WELL, BEI UP A TREE DOESKT BOTHER ME NOW! SAY |AFTER MY EXPERIENCES JS SUMMER : IM RIGHT aE Gi, % LIFE NOW, You OLD ‘POSSUM— PODNER, You'RE A LIFE SAVER! HOW IN BLAZES DID ees WELL, THE FIRST Two OR THREE DOZEN WERE. BULLETS, THO, ARE PLENTY REAL,| anv BA-LIEVE ME, sunne, Nou DID A NOSE DIVE WWST IN TH NICK OF TIME. THERE WERE ONLY TWO BLANKS TW RESTA ‘THEM “ vo] >