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| vanced civilization to @ point where The Rismarck Tribune| An Independent Newspaper | ‘TEE STATE'S OLDEST | NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) | Published by The Bismarck Tribune | Company, Bismarck, N. D., and en-j| tered at the postoffice at Bismarck as second class mail matter. Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily by carrier, per year .. Daily by mail per year (in Bis- marck) . Daily by mail per year (in state Outside Bismarck) ............ 5.00 Daily by mail outside of North Dakota ....... se eees sccceccces 600; Weekly by mail in state, per year $1.00 i Weekly by mail in state, three | : i ‘Canada, per | Si seacaces sees 2.00} —j . per year Weekly by mail in year .. “Member of Audit Bureau of | Circulation Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication | of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this} newspaper and also tne local news of | spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved. (Official City, State and County | Newspaper) 1 es { Foreign Representatives | SMALL, SPENCER, BREWER \ ncorporated) | CHICAGO NEW YORK BOSTON | St. Lawrence Waterway Obstacles i It is becom: dent that the St.! fight in the c. Whether the fight can be s enough to defeat | ratification is not yet clear; but be- fore it comes to a hea would be | wise for all of us to take a good look | at things and see just what all the) shooting is about j So far. the chief opposition seems toj come from those who treaty will prevent cons -the This i would connections | with New Orleans. It is an excellent | plan; it would provide the middle| west with still another outlet to salt! water, it would stimulate the entire) Mississippi basin and it would be of | vast help to industries in the Chicago} area. | But it would be a disastrous mistake | to assume that we must make a choice | between the two waterways. It is not| a case of having one or the other The matter of water diverston from Lake Michigan — additional water | must be sent “uphill” via the Chicago river if the gulf waterway is to be} constructed—need not be a stumbling | block. If both sides are willing to| make concessions, this point can be settled without much difficulty. Then there is the water power is-| sue; and this, too, is not a thing that} need baik the treaty. What to do} with the power generated as a by-| product of the St. Lawrence waterway ; is a tremendously important question; | but action on it should not hold up| the treaty itself. We can fight that! matter out while the waterway is un-; der construction. There is, too, the “all-American” | plan for a waterway, which would put &@ deep-water channel across New York state to connect the Great Lakes | with the Hudson instead of the St. Lawrence. No one outside of New York has ever taken this plan seri- | that the ruction of the| ays. by la water ously, and even the original sponsors | of it have not been heard from very! ; nor could it win more | dful of votes in the senate | if it were seriously put forward. There, then, are the principal ob- stacles in the way of the treaty. None} is insuperable. None should delay | construction of the vast improvement which the entire middle west desires, A Stupid Incident The narcotic squad of New York's police force put on a fake drug raid in the city’s Chinatown district for the benefit of newsreel photographers not long ago—and stirred up a very threatening. riot before they through. With cameramen perched in bandy | spots, the police “raided” a building | covered with Chinese signs, dragged | out half a dozen “prisoners,” some of them negroes in Chinese apparel, and} strutted in fine style while the movie | men ground away. The only trouble; was that the Chinese in the neigh- borhood didn't like it at all. They gathered by hundreds, threw ancient vegetables at the police and gave both cameramen and cops some anxious moments before they were finally dispersed. A more shining example of police stupidity could hardly be had. New York's cops have not exactly distin- guished themselves by their success in solving real crimes; if they want to shine in the movies they might at least find a more tactful way of do- ing it. got | The Lure of Speed Speed, while one of the blessings of modern life, is also one of its great- est curses. Applied to industry, trans- portation and commerce, it has ad- pee, while infinitely more complex, | seems easier to live. “| Yet the benefits of speed have been | attended by serious disadvantages, ‘ especially as applied to the modern | automobile. Statistics of the National | Bureau of Casualty and Surety Un- GEORGE D. MANN | A. Beha, general manager of the Na- | President and Publisher. ‘tional Bureau of Casualty and Surety | ~ | Underwriters, says: -$7.20 | speeds over 45 miles an hour on pub- {hie highways as approaching the dan- “| ger point. | the Chicago jelectrified, representing an increase | of secondary interest. injured in 67,080 accidents because of lj it. What part of all the other accl- || dents which happen daily can be at- The New Engineer! THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 3, 1982 tributed to speeding, is open to con- jecture. | What, then, is a reasonable and fair | speed? The’ answer is subject to change even as conditions are. James “Police enforce- ment authorities should consider all While in some cases it is} not necessary to enforce discipline for | speeds faster than that, 45 miles an) hour should be looked upon as a de- | cent standard, departure from which may be considered as generally un- reasonable.” It is pleasing to note that automo- bile manufacturers and makers of automobile equipment and accessor- ies are joining forces with safety or- ganizations to stress “safety” rather than speed as the goal to be obtained. Modern conditions have changed the attitudes of these manufacturers and for the lure of speed they are now substituting the concrete value of safety in their advertising. Editorial Comment Fiitorials printed below show the Count Your Change «Collier's Magazine) There’s no argument in this edi- torial. It’s merely a collection of facts, incontrovertible, eloquent facts that confound those who profess to see ALL RIGHT ~~ effortiess despair. . . Total bank savings today exceed $29,000,000,000, equal to more than} $1,000 for every family in the land. Savings depositors number 52,000,000, nearly two per family. The number of Americans owning stock has increased almost 40 per cent since 1929. A group of 102 companies which had 9,036 stockholders at the end of oom year had 7,675,143 stockhold- ers at the beginning of this year. One company alone today has over 665,000 stockholders, a gain of more than 195,000 since the boom. This company has assets exceeding $3,200,- 000,000. . Our total stock of gold is $4,000,- 000,000. No other country ever pos- sessed so much. Britain, for example, has only $588,000,000. Currency in circulation aggregates $5,464,000,000, or $700,000,000 more than in the boom. Last year $16,500,000,000 worth of new life insurance was written. Total insurance now carried is es- timated at $109,000,000,000, or not far short of $1,000 for every man, woman and child in the United States. Poli- cies in force number 127,800,000. . . Such safeguard . . . is enjoyed by the people of no other nation in the world. Our total national wealth, estimated at $329,700,000,000, is greater than that of a dozen Continental European countries combined. The income of the American people comfortably exceeds $1,000,000,000 a week. The per capita income here is far greater than in any other land. There are still six or seven persons gainfully employed for every person | idle. No fewer than 25,800,000 automo- | biles are owned by Americans. . . This total is almost three times the num- ber owned by all the rest of the world. | Americans possess far more tele- phones (19,500,000) than all other| countries. . . How many new domestic mechanical | refrigerators have been bought, would | you guess? A grand total of fully) 3 000, at an estimated expenditure approaching $2,000,000,000. . . In no| other part of the globe do half as many homes enjoy such a luxury Americans are rapidly coming to re- gard it as a necessity. | A recent survey of 29 typical small towns revealed that 71 per cent of the} inhabitants owned homes, that 88 per| Here is a dittle lesson which may be! cent had electric light, 72 per cent! ditticult to learn, due to obfuscation | had baths, 51 per cent had electric | or the subject by the purveyors of sour washers, 55 per cent had radios, 41 per) milk nostrums. I hope it will help cent had vacuum cleaners. ‘the bewildered layman to see more There are more families in America cjearly when I say that the propa- than in any other land that can af-! ganda of the lactic bacillus vendors ford to and do send their children to| has had ten times as great an influ- high school and college. In no other | ence upon popular knowledge of colon jand do so many average families| hygiene as the various Bulgarian or: have the means to enjoy foreign) acidophilus preparations have had on travel... the flora and -fauna of the intestinal The movie still attracts a weekly | tract, average attendance of 75,000,000. . . ‘That's the end of the lesson for to- Today more than 700,000 farms are | day, children. What follows is purely In the small intestine the motor or peristaltic total is being swelled rapidly. function is regulated by or dependent In industrial communities hard] on such chemical substances as glu- manual toil is being steadily abolished | cose, lactose, amino-acids, peptone, by the introduction of machinery.) glycerin and soaps, these being all Each American worker now has at his natural by-products of digestion of a command five horsepower, a record| wholesome mixed diet. In the large not even remotely approached outside! intestine the products of bacterial our boundaries. fermentation of carbohydrates, and The average working day a genera-| such gases as hydrogen and carbonic tion ago was 10 to 12 hours. The! acid gas, are more active in maintain- standard in this generation is eight|ing the motor function. hours, .. The work-week used to con-| A year or two ago some all-around sist of six... days. Now it is five} specialists who know how to get front and one-half days, with the five-day | page space when their business needs week coming into vogue. ‘stimulation, issued public warnings Never in the past was America so/against the practice of eating wheat well equipped as it is today to resume | bran and similar coarse natural foods. an epochal forward march. Not only| They implied that such foods are all have we changed from a debtor na-jright for rabbits but too “trritating” tion to the greatest creditor nation|for many upright mammals whose on earth, not only have we vaster na-| ears and alimentary canals are not so tional wealth, not only have we an/j long. unprecedented supply of gold, but we| Personally, I approve of the food in are richer in experience, richer in in-| the form the Creator offers it. ventive brains, richer in scientific — QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Drowning America slipping down into a state of ink. FURTHER COLON PHYSIOLOGY The fundamental or underlying trouble with a lot of people who suf- fer with spastic constipation, mucous colic, colitis, or some similar complaint | is they know so many things about the physiology and hygiene of the ali- mentary tract which ain't so. The nostrum people, quacks and fad or cult healers as well as we orthodox ; medical practitioners, have taught |them these things, and are still teach- ing the same line of hokum. In the antecedent talk about colon physiology we pointed out a fact that is seldom considered, namely, that the jcontents of the lower colon of mant ‘and indeed all mammals in health is dry, solid, formed in masses or lumps. It is a common mistake to strive to keep the colon contents liquid or fiuid by means of cathartics, freak diets, | bowel washes and the like. H It may be a matter of interest,! though it has no particular hygienic | importance, that from one-fourth to one-third of the weight of the normal! contents of the lower colon in mam- | malia*is composed of the bodies of bacteria, dead and alive. These bac- teria are not only harmless but prob- ably beneficial to the host. What does matter and hence should be known by everybody, is that these germs natur- ally present in the intestine serve to disintegrate the food residue, splitting up gases and acids into products which are the natural excitors or stimuli of intestinal peristalsis or pro- pulsion of the contents. That's a lot for the layman to learn! in a day, particularly when his head is already stuffed with the old hokum above mentioned. But the gist of it! ought to be easy to understand and; good to know: Ordinarily your own colony of colon microbes, if not in- terfered with—this is the IMPOR- TANT part of it—if not interfered with the bacteria naturally present in the intestine aid digestion and help} to keep you comfortable and well. of 400 per cent in eight years, and the knowledge, richer in machinery, richer in productive facilities, richer in managerial skill, richer in discovered] Does water enter the lungs at the mineral and oil resources, richer in| time of drowning? If not, under what transportation facilities; .. . richer in| conditions does water enter the. lungs? every material wealth-creating prod-|What amount of water enters the uct and process, richer in craftsmah-| stomach?—(A. F.) ship, richer in everything. . . Answer—As a rule only a trifle of The country is all right. What we|water is found in the windpipe, and need is less hysteria and more confi-jnone in the lungs. Some mucous dence and courage. froth, perhaps stained with blood, is found in the windpipe. The lungs are LAUDS MAIL PILOTS merely congested or overfilled with Washington—Glorification of the| blood, as in asphyxiation from smoth- U. 8. air mail pilots, coming from] ering. Considerable water may enter none other than Maj. Gen. James|the stomach, mouthfuls which the E. Fetchet, U. 8. army (retired), is| victim is compelled to swallow as he quite a feather in their caps. Says| struggles for air. Death is due to Maj. Gen. Fetchet: “No set of men| shutting off of the air, not to the wa- By William Brady, M. D. Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease diagnosis, or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady if a stamped, self- addressed envelope is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written in No reply can be made to queries not conforming to instructions. Address Dr. William Brady, in care of this newspaper. child’s teeth filled or pulled when they decay?—(Mrs. K. W. H.) Answer—Some of the baby teeth Should be filled, for their premature loss tends to make the permanent teeth irregular. Borci Acid Snuff Kindly inform me about snuffing boric acid for catarrh .. —(F. M. R.) Answer—I do not advise it. A reader reported that he finds great relief from chronic sinusitis by snuffing a pinch of powdered boric acid once or twice a day. How Soon Resume Exercise? How soon after confinement should a woman start the exercises you ad- vised?—(Mrs. W. P. F.) Answer—As soon as her physician gives his permission. (Copyright, John F. Dille Co.) AMONG THE NEW POOR New York, Aug. 3.—Poverty myths steadily become more popular in Man- hattan than the old-time success tales. Cinderella, returning to her fireside, engages twice the attention at the moment as Cinderella on her way to court. The same crowd that was fascinated by the story of an of- fice boy's rise to merchant prince now passes along rumors of the slide of that same merchant prince back to the role of cab driver. Some of the psychologists, it would seem, have not been so far wrong about audience reaction. When boom times are at hand, “wishful thinking” is assumed to stimulate the imagina- tions of the crowd. And when things turn the other way around, some balm is presumed to come from the “we're- all-in-the-same-boat” idea. * * * At any rate, you'll hear in the New York highways of a man who was vice president of a defunct bank now act- ing as porter in a big building. And of another who shines in front of a skyscraper in which he was once part owner. You'll hear of a debutante who had a costly coming-out party a few years back who now models in a 57th street atelier and meets her old friends as they come in to see how gowns look upon her, One of the most popular human documents of the last few years was that of a Grand Duchess of Russia re- counting her experiences from the gilded affairs of court days to the status of a business woman in Amer- names of once wealthy. and social reg- istered women who will reveal how week, * * * LAYING DOWN THE LAW From an advertising man of my ac- FLAPPER FANNY SAYS: | derwriters show that 15 per cent of all automobile accident fatalities are , Caused by excessive speed. Last year 3990 persons were killed and 76,500 daily streaks with the air mail across | cite spasm of the larynx or choking our skies. This is a tremendous po-| which would contribute to the as- tential wer reserve which our mili-| phyxia. * will be quick to utilize in the next national emergency.” E Baby Teeth A lot of wets have constitutions that Is it advisable to have a 2-year-old need amending. || Quaintance comes the tale of a traf- ica. A friend is now at work on a “de- pression” cook book, carrying the they make dishes for a few dollars a fic cop who strode into one of the better speakeasies in the Park Avenue belt the other day. The policeman was fairly wringing his white gloves in dismay. Standing at the end of the bar, ad- dressing the crowd that lingered over its drinks, he asked in loud tone: “Say, who the devil owns that car standing out in front of here? Don't you know it’s against the law to park on this street after 3 o'clock?” * * * HOLLYWOOD TASTE; Endless are the anecdotes of Holly- wood's strange treatment of high- priced authors and of the seemingly inexplicable sense of selection in the purchase of movie rights to plays and books. A current issue of Variety seems to sum the entire situation up in a re- view of what was one of the very bad plays in a year when new lows seemed to have been hit. It reads: “This play has picture possibilities and that lets it out.” In other words, the play was bad yenough to be a picture! * * *- YAWNING HIGHWAYS Forty-second street, for the first time since way back before the war, finds no legitimate theater attraction ; on the “crossroads of the world.” Only HIGH DIGNITARIES OF 0 NATIONS USHER IN Opening Statement; Dolly Gann Absent By GEORGE D. MANN Los Angeles, July 30.—Representa- tives of five continents bearing the insignia of 39 nations, surrounded by @ colorful crowd of 105,000 persons, ushered in the Tenth Olympiad under @ sun as hot and glaring as that be- neath which the first Olympic games were held on the shores of the Aegean Sea. The Pacific ocean sent an in- termittent breeze to cool the swelter- ing multitudes, which lessened cases for first aid tents, spotted at strategic Places about the vast stadium. \ Vice President Charles Curtis, ac- j companie@ by Count Baillet-Latour, {president of the Olympic committee, ‘and followed by an entourage of dig- {nitaries clad in frock coats and high | Silk hats started the afternoon pro- | gram on its way. They occupied seats jin the Tribune of Honor, situated in |the center of the stadium. Dolly | Gann did not, as usual, stand by the ‘side of her brother, who explained to {the press that many engagements | prevented her attendance at the | games. Every shade of the spectrum waved before the eye as the parade of na- |tions got under way and up overhead | zoomed an airplane writing across the {skies in hazy letters, “Olympic.” Seventeen words spoken by Mr. Cur- jtis in the name of President Hoover opened the Tenth Olympiad: “I pro- claim open the Olympic games of Los Angeles, celebrating the Tenth Olym- |piad of the modern era.” These are the same words which have been | Spoken at the inauguration of the jgames since 1896 when the Olympiad was revived. They will be the same at every future dedication. i Guns Boom Salute As these words were finished, from | without the stadium walls boomed the salute of 10 guns to the nations as- | Sembled within. An instant later, Vice President Curtis pressed a sil- ver button near his chair, lighting the | Olympic torch, the traditional man- {ner of ancient Greeks summoning the athletes to the games. As flames leaped skyward from the crest of the peristyle, trumpeters sounded martial strains. From the center of the field 2,000 homing pigeons were released. They soared aloft, dark objects against a relentless sun, symbolically bearing the story of the great opening, as other winged carriers of tidings did in the days of the beginning of the Olympiads. As the feathered harbingers of Olympic tidings cleared the walls of the stadium, the choir of 1,200 voices chanted Kipling’s Recreational Hymn and the Olympic flag, five linked cir- cles in colors of black, blue, red, yel- low and green on a white background, was raised aloft. It was a colorful and inspiring sight with all the athletes at attention la few movies and burlesque houses, together with the flea circus and freak museum, manage to hang on. Yet here was the New Amsterdam Roof, once the pride and joy of a Ziegfeld. And a dust gathering mar-; quee recalls the fact that Julian El- tinge once had a theater named after him. And who, by the way, has heard of Eltinge these many months? Thus, too, stand idle theaters named for Ethel Barrymore, for the Shuberts, Martin Beck, George Broadhurst and others. What price bright lights? od Barbs i > The fact that the United States is far away from Europe makes it impa- tient. The proposai (Hoover's disarm- ament plan) must be placed in its proper perspective. ... The plan would carry us far in large scale reductions, but France believes it must be con- sidered in relation with the organiza- tion of international security—Joseph Paul-Boncour, French delegate to Geneva. e * There is something ridiculous about a woman who writes.—Dorothy Park- er, writer. e & & A politician has to stand for a lot in times like these—Mayor James J. ‘Walker of New York. sm T’ve gone from the bottom of the heap to the top and to the bottom again. I only hope I will be able to for my wife—Samuel Insull, ex-util- keep a roof over my head and nal | ity magnate. rs ie grouped in the center of the stadium, the pick of the world in the field of sport. The march of nations was headed by Greece. This is traditional with the Olympic games. The United States’ 400 entrants, hosts to the vis- itors, were last to enter the stadium in attractive costumes of red, white and blue. Everyone of the more than 100,000 spectators were on their feet and a vociferous ovation was accorded the men and women who will wear the emblem of this nation on the! great athletic field of honor. Canadians Look Well Great Britain, Canada, Italy, Japan and Germany had the greatest num- ber of athletes in line after the Unit- ed States. Canada’s team was most attractive in stunning red coats and white trousers. The blue-shirted fol- lowers of Mussolini, who gave the Fascist salute as they passed Vice President Curtis’ box, won great ap- plause. The Japanese athletes, the largest foreign delegation here, were dressed in black coats and white trousers. Passing the reviewing Trib- une, they simply removed their straw hats, held them stiffly to their sides and in perfect step moved on to their a on the green field next to Italy. With their banners before them, the athletes stood at attention while the choir chanted the Olympic hymn which concludes with this resounding climax: And you, who are to march Beneath the palms victorious As conquerors we hail! Whose eyes stay calm and true Below your brows now glorious, ‘Whose heart shall never fail, THIS CURIOUS WORLD OLYMPICS PROGRAM Vice President Curtis Makes Whose heart shall never fail. It was a solemn hour for these men {and women who seek to take back the ‘highest prizes of sport to their na- tive lands. Their attitude intensified the significance of the ceremonies which is to maintain friendly and peaceful relations between all nations and all their people. This was no or- dinary assembly and the Olympic hymn, as it thundered down from one section of the stadium, was a direct challenge to keep the record clean: to win fairly; to lose as brave con- tenders; to win without selfish pride or arrogance. ‘Peace on Earth’ In his dedicatory speech, Dr. Rob- ert Gordon Sproul struck a high note in this: “and now, in the days immediately before us may these games on which we are about to embark, like their ancient pattern, help the life of men to higher physical, spiritual and moral values; may they help to teach youth character and rugged purpose, courage and self-sacrifice; may they build themselves into the richest and warmest blood of the generation and find their fruitage in the young life of all the days to come. May they promote the love of play, the recip- rocity of good will, and the solvent of good sportsmanship in which shall be washed away the immemorial feuds of mankind that now obscure the goal that is, nevertheless, so surely there and so completely attainable, the goal of: ‘Peace on earth, good will toward men’.” The ceremonies were marked by their dignity and lack of noisy osten- tation. Colorful, indeed, but always a ceremony, never taudry or raucous. Impressive to the end and thrilling to witness. When the time came for taking the oath, all flags were grouped before the rostrum in front of the review- ing Tribune in the order in which the teams entered the parade line of march. This collection of banners made a colorful combination and as the oath was spoken all flags dipped and at the end were held upright again. With right hand raised, the 2.000 Olympic’ entrants took the oath as it was read by Lieut. George C. Calnan, member of the American fencing team. He has had this honor four times. The American standard was carried by F. Morgan Taylor, a former Olympic hurdles champion. For the most part the athletes were youthful but here and there were men of middle age, some bald and gray. Germany has brought over some giants and, judging from some of the girths, there is a wrestler or two among the Teutons. Canada and the United States have the greatest number of women en- trants. The women marched in groups, usually in the center of the teams. They were singled out for spe- cial applause and the German girls, especially, were vivacious in return- ing salutes from the crowd. Norway and Sweden were not as well represented as other nations. Sweden outnumbered Norway two to one. The Swedes made an attractive appearance in their white suits. Swiss Are Distinctive The Swiss athletes marched in dif- ferent formation than all the others. They walked in a hollow square, car- rying a great red flag with a white cross upon it. American contenders naturally made the most impressive showing. There were nearly 500 men and wo- men in line and they had staggered their colors so that as they marched the red, white and blue stood out most vividly. The girls were clad in gay red and white Russian sports dresses and the men wore white flannel suits and blue berets. Red, white and blue edgings were on all the suits of the American boys and girls. As the parade of nations swung into the stadium and again as it made the exit march, fully as colorful as the first, the band of 250 pieces played the national airs of the various ath- letic teams as they neared the band- stand. Throughout these games the torch will burn from the crest of the peri- style. It is a huge Greek torch worked out in metal and dominates the en- trance to the monster stadium. Many North Dakotans who have visited California can visualize the stadium in Exposition Park where the games are held. In it many of them have seen colorful fiestas, great festivals and the autumnal and mid- winter football games. This stadium hag been enlarged so that instead of seating only 60,000, now there are seats for 105,000 spectators. So well organized are the seating facilities thafmore than half the audience was seated within 30 minutes. st TODAY AR AN RY - 1S THE «+ R IVER ? AMERICANS TAKE FISMES - On Aug. 3, 1918, advancing Ameri- can troops occupied Fismes, in the Marne sector of the western front, to climax a day of great progress for the allies on a 45-mile front. Virtually the entire. Aisne-Vesle front Between Soissons and Rheims was now in the hands of the allies. During the day, French and American forces occupied more than 100 square miles of territory. German losses during the great bat- tle which had been raging nearly three weeks were believed higher than in any similar period during the war. Equipment taken during the day by French and American soldiers was valued at more than $5,000,000. Many wonder at the huge number of people just aching for a chance to step into some congressman's shoes. Maybe that’s the only prospect they have of getting a pair. After the statement by the Eng- lish, it appeared for a time that the Hoover disarmament plan might be accepted by everybody but the United States. | A Minnesota veterinarian expects to put a window in a cow's side, ex- plaining that it will enable him to watch her digestion and will not hurt the cow. At that, the cow will have a pane in the stomach, to say the least. xe * \ Judge Lindsey says that 6,000,- 000 Americans are too poor to get married. What he forgot to add was that most of them are mar- ried. s 2 # Now it develops that Garner wasn't asleep while he was being nominated for vice -president; he was just doz- ing. Already in training for the job, we suppose, (Copyright, 1932, NEA Service, Inc.) NEW SEAPLANE BASE Port Washin,ton L. I.—What is said will be the largest commercial water flying airport in the U. S. is to be constructed here on the site of the old American Aeronautical Corp. port. The port will be used as a base for a plane manufacturer and as a get-away point for any assigned flights. It may be used for commer- cial transport flights later on. EXPLOSIONS OF LIFE Dr. George W. Crile, noted Cleve- (land, Ohio, surgeon, has advanced the theory that life may be a series of explosions, similar in their chem- ical nature to those of TNT, guncot- ton and nitroglycerin, although less violent. STICKERS CCTLBMAPHH The object of this Sticker 1s to find sux five-letter words in which the last four letters are the same. 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