The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 3, 1932, Page 8

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Two are just right for @ serving and fit the cereal bow! wee crgeating- package, usual dozen. | WASHBURN SENIORS IN PLAY Washburn, N. D., May 3.—Members of the senior class of Washburn high school presented “All a Mistake,” three-act comedy, here last week-end. | In the cast were Ross Josephson, John Holkup, Wilbur Arenstein, Elton Thode, Mary Sundby, Violet Klein, rari Johnson and Beatrice Stef- erud. SELECT TEACHER STAFF McClusky, N. D., May 3.—Seven members of this year's faculty and three new teachers have signed con- tracts to teach here next year. Next year's teachers are F. O. Robertson, E. G. Harstad, Helen Munkeby, Gladys Wolf, Mabel Grebe, Ruby Robison, Helen Robison, Frieda Opp, Lyle Mc- Mullen and Rose Dilling. TO HAVE DIAMOND NINE McClusky, N. D., May 3.—Dr. F. O. Beck, R. R. Rohrer and R. P. Moore have been named to a committee to arrange for the organization of an independent baseball team here this season. MAY SELL GRAZING LAND Washington, May 3.—(F—-An amended senate bill to let North Da- kota, South Dakota, Montana and Washington sell public grazing lands at $5 an acre was passed Monday by the house. It also*would permit the states to lease lands for mining and mineral prospecting. EDITORS HOLD MEETING Valley City, N. D., May 3.—(?)—Ed- itors and publishers of North Dakota daily newspapers discussed the prob- lems of gathering and disseminating news at the spring meeting of the North Dakota Associated Press asso- ciation here Tuesday. The Rotary club entertained the group at lunch. SEU SUCEERIDES OP SP Ob EEE | Barbs ‘ _ < From the looks of things, historians in Russia and Japan might as well start looking up arguments on which one started the war. -* * Russian newspapers say that Japan is looking for war. And, from this viewpoint, they seem to be looking in the right’ direction. THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE. TUESDAY, MAY 3, 1932 GROWLING; AGAIN = EH? DIDN'T } HEAR you SAY LAST NIGHT THAT YOU'D STOP YOUR GRUMBLING: OR DIE IN THE ATTEMPT ? THE GUMPS—OH, HAPPY DAY WELL=- | SER THAT YOURE STILL Alive HIS MORNING= AND } THINK } HEARD You. JeLt MRS. TOM CARR THAT AFTER BEING MARRIED ALL THESE YEARS THAT WE LIKE )=: EACH OTHER AS WELL AS ON OUR WEDDING BDAY = WHY DO You FIB SO? WE HAD A QUARREL YE STERDAY~ $0 DID WE ON OUR WEDDING \ WERE AWAY. FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS FOLKS ARE BACK, LoRA. YOU SAID IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO SLIP OFF AND GET MARRIED WHILE THEY Now's THE TIME. TEACH A Dos TO WALK ON { HIS FRONT} Lees? QUIT your You yusT KIDDIN a heaped x (ALL you w TRICK, ISA WELL, THATS. So..2 KNOW ITS A HARD \ TRICK TEACH ) To A Doe, BUT ae, TERRIERS A HUNDRED TIMES WE'RE TOO IEED, Do THis LITTLE STICK AWD A LOT OF PATIENCE... FOX LEARN THIS BETTER THAN MOST DOGS... BUT ) |} - JUMBO 1S SmaRT... ALL ay RIGHT, JUMBO! es I HAS STILL GOT A LOT OF SJACK AND HE HASN'T COT DOWN ON MN ALLOWANCE. J BESIDES I'D START RIGHT IN TO LET'S ROUT OUT A COUPLE OF WITNESSES TONIGHT. KNOW WHERE THERE'S A JUSTICE £2 OF THE peace. A ) AZ MARRIED JOST ONCE, PRIGGY, AND THAT'S GOING TO BE A NICE CHURCH WEDDING.. ONE ON ALECK! TAZE THEIR HIND LESS AND =)\( BY AND BY HE KNOWS PULL THEM UP IN THE AIR... 00 THIS A LOT OF TINES SO TH DOG KNows WHAT YOU EXPEC! OF HIM... TAP HIS FEET GENTLY WITH THE STICK...IF HE CAVES IN STRAIGHTEN HIM UP TS HOMER! 1 TOLD HIM TO COME EARLY. OH, TM SO EXCITED! OH, Boy! HERE's WHERE (Go over THE TOP | WITH MY HAIR TONIC, (HoucHT mesee You CLUB MEMBERS WOULD | BE INTERESTED IN“HOWDYS| Hain HotsTER” ! \ HELLO, GLADYS! AND .WHO, MAY 1 ASK, IS HOMER Ditty ? ENOUGH To KEEP HIS LEGS UP... JUMBO LEARNS THESE TRICKS QUICKLY ‘CAUSE HE'S EXTRA SMART...IF THEY DO IT FoR You, GINS. 'EM A PIECE OF SOMETHING SweeT, BUT > OUR HANDS...IT TAKES A LONG TIME UNTIL WE Y'SEE! ITS JUST LIKE ONS OF US LEARNING To STAND ON WELL, ALECK... (T SEENS IF yienow You Xu] | A 006 CAN LEARN TO 0OIT,L OUGHTA BE ABLE Ss WE'S THE BIGY HE'S A SURPRISE | GREAT FOR AGUSTA/ POET AND | HES COMING HERE AT THIS THEY'RE IN ] TO-NIGHT? SAY, LOVE WITH / MAYBE TLL BE EACH OTHER JEXCESS BAGGAGE ‘OU MEAN AGUSTA \S IN LOVE!---AND TAKE (/ DON'T BE FUNNY! GLADYS IS JUST ROMANCING. GOOD GRIEF! T HOPE AGUSTA DOESN'T GET WERE BEFORE HOMER DOES OFF HEAR Ye! THis cENTS secLin' “HOWDYS HaIR HoIsterR” AND HE GUARANTEES (TLL MAKE OUR HAIR STAND ON END @NO THAT'LL END OUR BALONEss! 4 MR. PRESIDENT, | May we Tey a BotrLe! 7 ANSEOVS “ATT ASNT ARY Z, BUT WHY DONTCHA GUE. WM A’ BREAK WOH 2 I HE SS SECON LOTIO GEE TEE GOSA' IE 1 HAD * A CRANCE WTA A. OWED GUY LIVE SM, YA won't oe ME WASTIN’ ANY TIME WITH WW’ PLAXBOYS 1A KNOW HES wd - ABOUTCHA LISS! WASH TUBBS EN, EASY. | DON'T GET L/ ALL THIS —YOU BIN GALLOPIN' ‘ROUND “TH MAP, FIGHTIN’ WARS: AN LOOKIN' FOR ME — WELL, Gee viz! AWRERE'S YA WIFE? CERTAINLY! Tw GIRL YOU WASH IS CURIOUS! . AND DIOW'T SHE MENTION ALL THE TROUBLE IT CAUSED? AND HOW THE MARRIAGE WAS ANNULLED? Yeu, GUT MY GosH! 1 THOUGHT TH’ TROUBLE WAS OVER. | THOUGHT SURE You'D MARRY ry one = IDES GER, WAY 7 ARE ALWAYS TALI’ _ ABOUT LOVE ? WY 2 SONTCHA TAINK OF (SOMETHIN, ELce ? WHY NOT, EASY? DID SHE LOVE SOMEBODY he ~ By CRANE NOW, LADDIE, LET'S SUST FORGET IT, SOME THINGS ARE GETTER WHEN LEFT UNSAID, ELSE? OR DO SHE —?