The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 8, 1932, Page 8

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE. TUESDAY, MARCH 8, 1932 pee THE GUMPS— NOBODY KNOWS MILLIE = WHERE CAN SHE BE P SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN PICKED UP BY SOME “TRAMP SHIP — THINK OF HER INTHE Ghee is OMILUE DE STROSS! JHAT 1S WHAT OW, MILLIE = WHERE ARE You? SWALLOWED UP BY THOSE CRUEL WANES = DENOURED BY SOME FEROCIOUS SHARK= OR PERHAPS GULPED DOWN WHERE CAN SNE BE ? HER NAME WAR NOT ON IME LIST OF SURVIVORS — a BIM GUMP OFFERED ME ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY IF \ COULD LOCATE HERS HERE 18 NO CHANCE OF HER BEING ALIVE NOW= SHE MUST BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCRAN — Qiucrever SHE IS- WHATEVER, HER, FATE MAY BE — oem 83 LOCKED UP IN THAT BRINY DEEP — AND IF You ASK THE WAVES- THEIR WPS ARE SEALED- — OVER ALL, THE OCEAN A SILENCE PREVAILS- A SILENCE AS DEEP AS ETERNITY- PORT AND FORCE HER ‘TO MARRY HIM= PERHAPS SELL HER INTO SLAVERY= “SHE AIGHT BE CAST UP ON A DESERT ISLAND AND LEFY TO STARVE= THAT 1S WHAT ™ WORSE STILL= BENJAMIN GUMP, THE BILLIONAIRE’ FROM AUSTRALIA, | WOULD LIKE HEADACHE 1 GUESS Se YOU SAVED HIM FROM GETTING IN IN A MINUTE, WALT, BUT MAYBE fs THiS ONE'S Bf 7,| JUAREZ LAST L\ NIGHT, y EMILY! WHAT. ARE #7 WE GOING 7 BO, WALT WE fy CAN'T TRAIL ALONG WITH THEM AT 27 BETTER THAN THE ONES (VE Gor. A_ SCRAPE OVER AN ARGUMENT ABOUT MONEY, Nerves on edge. A head that throbs. 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INC.REG PAT. OFF. Kou Re A SWELL WAITER, SAM! ) PERSUASION, (‘VE NEVER SEEN PEOPLE EAT Boss -- AND { So MucH! HOW DO SUGGESTION, (The AV'RAGE PERSON ‘DONT KNOW WHAT HE | WANTS WHEN HE Goes INTO A RESTAURENT— TWECL, | TELL’EM — —AND IN SUCH A Wer THAT] WHAT 2a mean Ta sav va DON'T WANT @ PlECER cocoa- NUT CAKE, JUST Like MOTHER 1O-O-OH, ALL RIGHT , THEN t UH-UH— I'LL “No, no, Junior! Let's not put our feet in the nice man’s face.” Teke @ Piece! Teer BELIEVE ME —~*YoU CAN TALK PEOPLE Use Ta Bake? INTa MOST ANYTHING LE ‘Ya APPROACH 7EM y = ort “ea v0 IT? reHen OPEN FoR Zi; yyy W TION EVE Z OLD este: ||” Stickler Solution | ity certo me Yj | a! 2 \ i DAY EXCEPT SUNDA’ Mi ZEPHYR “sei, ZITHER ‘every hour for 5 hours. All druggists. ZEPHYR and ZITHER are the two : \ [ y : : Yy = wo Sr oemeal cl boer eren on ‘ {| f ; é Sh é . t q } : ( jet / i née ae 4 the puzzle. Commercial telephone service has jbeee established between France and | Eyes Examined Glasses Prescribed | | The eye is an organ you | can't afford to neglect. | Dr. H. J. Wagner Optometrist Offices Opposite the G. P. Hotel since 1914 Phone 533 | Buenos Aires. Bismarck, N. D. Barney Barnes Can Now Eat Anything He Chooses “*T gotsol couldn’t eat any- thing without | having trouble afterwards,”says Mr. Barney Barnes, popular oil rig builder, of 221%West Grand Avenue, Om eal FEZ AND FRLEDA ARE STUNNED BY WAEN'S SUDDEN DiS- have heartburn, APPEARANCE THRU THE HOLE IN THE CEILING, FOLLOWED and indigestion BY WOLFGANG'S i ains after meals, CACKLE OF GLEE/ ON, RIPL - é “Nothing seemed to help me. I WHAT SHALL): “To FIND A FADDER. fried every Bing. T could hear of but my indigestion hung on four years. “Then a friend got me to take some Pape’s Diapepsin. I had almost im- mediate relief with the first two tablets. Now that I have been taking them for some time, I find I can eat meats or most anything-and have no trouble. I want 1o tell others about Diapepsin because it sure helped me.” Thousands like Mr. S are finding quick, certain, for sour stomach, or acidity, by using Pape’s Diapepsin, Chew a tablet and:that feeling of weight and ‘discomfort. after eating just disappears. ON eR OE A P! wou ARE curFERED’ WIT FIREARMS, MITOUT honor of serv- at a time when and efficient us to do &s nearly ‘as possible. You