The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 22, 1932, Page 3

a r? 4 > * ? / ! Lt * 4 r ? (NESS FATAL 10 BURLEIGH PIONEER Mrs. J. Alfred Johnson, 84, Suc- cumbs at Her Home in Wilton ‘Sunday Mrs. J. Alfred Johnson, &, who take Sunday following an illness of sev- eral weeks, Sofia Larson was born in Wester- ick, Sweden, May 14, 1848. In 1879 she married J. Alfred Johnson and came to America to make her home in Brooklyn. Two years later the couple came to North Dakota. They lived on their Painted Woods home- stead for 36 years, moving te Wilton in 1919. Johnson died in 1921. Six children were born to the Johnsons. All died in infancy. Mrs. Johnson leaves, an adopted son, Walter, of Wilton, a sister in Stockholm, Sweden, and a brother- in-law, Gust Johnson, Wilton. Funeral services will be held at 2 p. m. Wednesday at the Wilton Pres- byterian church, Rev. F. W. Christ officiating. Pallbearers will be C. V. Daniel-| son, Andrew Nelson, Axel ateet L. M. Nordquist, C. A. Holmgren, and A. O. Kjersten. Interment will be in the Rosehill cemetery six miles south of Wilton. LIGHTS > 20m of NEW YORK There was a New York bachelor who was smarter than most of us, He bought stocks low and sold many of them before the crash. Yet, he was one of the men deeply con- cerned about present. conditions, He had something to lose, and he did not intend to lose it. Some of his money went into government securities, some went into savings banks; a considerable sum he turned into gold and put in safety deposit boxes. He did not stint himself on what he considered “necessities, but he was careful not to indulge in luxuries, He sald it hearing railroad rates on potatoes from North Dakota to numerous states discrim- inate against South Dakota will open in Minneapolis Wednesday, the state railroad commission announced Mon- day. The hearing, called to consider ap-| plications of the railroads for in-! creased rates, and on complaint of the South Dakota railroad commis- sion, involves rates on potatoes from | North Dakota to Minnesota, Iowa. Wisconsin, Illinois and other states. Numerous rate exhibits and traffic studies will be submitted by the North Dakota commission. Representatives appear in will attend from the Fargo Chamber after participating in the Olympics and the world championships. The {Physical strain is too great. “What happened is this: They went of Commerce, Greater Grand Forks association, and the Red River Valley Potato Shippers association. ‘The hearings will be conducted by ‘ahead and ted to go on trial In March for the murder In Honolulu of Joseph Kahahawal ae 7 rata te LF all es Thomas LF Ladd awaiian; , Mrs. Grace Fortescue, mother Mrs. Massie, Sie: ‘aioe Jones. Lord and Jones are enlisted navy men, Potato Rate Hearing Is Planned Wednesday In rape of the first pictures since th ittacked by the on applications charging the 19-year- two daughters, including Mrs, F. E. McCurdy, Bism: Norse Lass Denies Canadian Charges New York, “Henle, pretty Norwegian figure skat- .ing queen, Monday vigorously denied \ctiarges of Canadian skating officials that she had demanded “exorbitant. fees” to appear in carnivals at Otte- | Wa and Toronto. “It's all a big mistake,” declared! |Monday said he had been offered the demand any expense money at all. ‘We told them months ago we couldn't THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE. MONDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 1932 arck, Feb. 22.—(?)—Sonja old rink star. “We didn’t all those carnivals right advertised that we would they had to make ‘some explanation to all the people URGES WHEAT TESTING was no time to throw money |examiners of the Interstate Com- be there. Then, when we stood by our around. He died the other day. jmerce original refusal, They haven't been able to find a 5 will, ‘The relatives certainly are | Postal Supervisors who had bought tickets.” having a pebsrdirss oi estate, El lect Harry Li arson For some reason this makes me think of a story a friend told me about an uncle of his, It seems that this uncle spent his money in a@ manner viewed with alarm by members of his family. They used to remonstrate with him; speak somberly of a rainy evening; urge economies; deplore the willful waste which makes woeful want. To their best intended warnings, delivered only for his good, the uncle would reply: “I may go to the poorhouse once. You go there every day. 1 like my way best.” eee The most expensive restaurants and the cheapest restaurants are the ones that are getting along best in New York these days, The places in between these two classes are having a tough time. Even the boot- leggers are feeling what is known as the depression. Customers who ‘used to buy several cases at a time, now purchase thelr liquids by the bottle. There is now a contrivance on the market which, fastened to the win- dow, silences all the noises of the town while still permitting and even encouraging air to enter. Wil- lard Fairchild says that this is well enough, but that what really is needed is a contrivance for win- dows in the country which will soothe the visiting Manhattanite to slumber by reproducing all the dif- ferent sounds he {is accustomed. Mr. Fairchild thinks that perhaps it might have to have some sort of taxi horns, the rumble of the ele- vated, and the flat wheels on sur- face lines, A good inventor might go even further. He could arrange perhaps to sound the special note, the voice of the city from welen the visitor came. eee A city fellow, who visited a small village last summer, thought it would be romantic to take a young lady for an old-fashioned buggy ride. The only horse available be- longed to the local grocer and gen- eral merchant. This led to compll- cations. The man from the metrop- olis couldn’t steer a horse very well, and the animal inaisted | turn- ing smartly into the yard of any good customer and stopping at the back door. It was the delivery wagon horse and it knew Its stuff, see It was a most conservative news- paper and the most conservative person on it was the gentleman of the old school who ran the clipping bureau, or “morgue.” It was on this old-timer’s day off that the chief editorial writer wished to make some reference to the bomb outrage in Wall Street. In order to be ex- act, he sent for the clippings on that subject. It was reported that no clippings could be found, The ed- itor wi inoyed; said they must be there; asked under what head- ings a search had been made. He was, told there was nothing under “bomb,” “reds,” “explosions,” “out- rages,” “anarchists,” “cataclysms,” “catastrophies,” or any other head which seemed to bear on the mat- ter. They finally got in touch with the gentleman of the old school, “Certainly it is there{” he exclaimed indignantly, “You will find all clip- "pings concerning {t filed under eee Most of the former New York | :play boys are now plow boys. Their foreheads are furrowed and their spirits are harrowed. From fiying high, they have come back to earth , ‘The average coat of enlisting each aa recruit into the marine corps during the 1931 fiscal year was $50.54, Fargo, N. D., Feb. 22.—(?)—Harry Larson, assistant postmaster at Bis- epee marck, will head the newly organized |Seed wheat North Dakota federation oe Lai supervisors, it was announc lon- day following an assembly here Sun-| When the wheat started sprouting in day in the Fargo federal building. First vice president of the state group is William Abrahamson, assist- ant postmaster at Grand Forks; sec- ond vice president is R. T. Reis, as- sistant postmaster of the Fargo of- fice; secretary is Ernest B. Wilkin- son, assistant postmaster at Mandan, and treasurer wald, assistant postmaster at Car- The first annual convention of the newly-formed North Dakota unit will be held May 30, probably in Fargo, Larson announced. Father of Bismarck Woman Dies at Gilby Gilby, N. D., Feb, 22.—(?)—Robert Finley, 97, one of the first business men of this city, died at his home Sunday from complications incident to his advanced age. ‘He leaves his widow, four sons, and most wheat been ruined the head. Planting. is Howard W. Krie- nounced they had received requests Grafton, burial will tery here. Don’t Dickinson, Stark county farmers are asked by County Agent C. C. Eastgate to test WYOMING ASKS AID Tul Belle Fourche, 8. D., Feb. 22—(?}— County Red Cross officials have an- David DeSautel, Puneral services will be in St. John’s Catholic church here Tuesday and N. D., Feb, 22—(7)}— before planting. He says of last year’s harvest has hy the germ, being killed Because the germs were killed by the sprouting of the heads, he said, only 40 to 45 per cent of the wheat harvested last year is fit for from Sundance, Wyo., for donations of food and livestock feed for suffer- families in northeastern Wyom- GRAFTON WOMAN DIES N. D., Feb. 22.—(?)—Mrs. 62, died Saturday. be in the Catholic ceme- forget Methodist Hae 35c supper Tuesday at) to determine whether the responsible p.m, SCHWAB, 70, QUITS ALL BUT 3 JOBS corporation, celebrated ining from le se’ but three of his many Mr. Schwab reaffirmed ited Press Phi Charles M. Schwab, chairman of the board of directors of Bethlehem Ste Announcing that he was re: directorates. Robust bi sure return of prosperity. ntieth birthday ro 8 faith in the. HEE. = ply a Mey Vers of a Dieotdares Kidney’ ging. eee "nead football coach, and during most MIGHT MODERNIZE ANTI-TRUST LAWS Fate of Small Merchant in Bus- iness Hangs in Balance, Solon Says ‘Washington, Feb. 22—()—The hal- ter which the government fashioned for big business in the horse-and -buggy days may be traded in the not too distant future for equipment bet- ter fitted to guide it in this swift mov- ing era. Long-gathered demands for revi- sion of the anti-trust laws have been met with a formal request by the house judiciary committee for author- ity to investigate the whole structure of business-controiling law, with a view to recoramending changes. The request is in the hands of the rules committee, and upon its decision cea! will rest the fate of the pro- Chatman Sumners of the judiciary committee pointed out no important revision of these laws has been made in 20 years. He merely hinted at the revolutionary course of business and industry since that time—the enorm- ous expansion and branchine out in directions then undreamed of. But, he pointed out, there are press- Associated Press Photo CRISLER PROBABLY up to date. One big group wants ap- proval for trade agreements and con- Erstwhile Minnesota Football] statutes cannot save him. Mentor Receives Offer From Princeton said Sumners, “the Minneapolis, Feb. 22.—(?)—Athletic Director H. O. Crisler of Minnesota | situation.’ Position of head football coach at ARRANGE ESSAY CONTEST Princeton university and probably would accept. Position by telephone by President J. G. Hibben of Princeton and found/tnat has not been done?” could not afford to reject them. Hibben to put his offer in writing and had been assured this would be done. Crisler said officials of Wisconsin and Iowa had approached him con- offered for the three best essays. N. D. GIRL WRITES FEATURES Fargo, Feb. 22 positions there but that he preferred to grant an interview before he signs with Princeton. It was understood | °elved here. Crisler said he might meet the Badg- er athletic committee at Madison mond, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. George Richmond of Jamestown. Wednesday. — ing demands for bringing the statutes solidation of interests on an even more gigantic scale than now obtains. Another wing of opinion fears the in- dependence of the small businessman and industrialist is being crushed in an economic vice from which present “We are at the forks of the road,” question is whether we shall protect the fast dis- appearing little man in business and industry, or let him go and permit concentrated business to control the Hettingre, N. D,, Feb. 22 )—The Hett Lions club is conducting an Crisler sald he had been offered the | er eontest on “What, can mpi luncheon club do for my community Limited to the terms so flattering he felt h€/nign school students, the essays are being sent to L. J. Legault, chairman; He said he had asked President or the judging committee. Prizes are | | Try Theronoid FREE (?)}—A Jamestown cerning the head football coaching |gi:1 known over the state because of Princeton. her newspaper ee a eles ie i tures for the Buffalo, ourier- He said Wisconsin had asked him| express, according to information re- She is Margaret Rich- Crisle® came here two years ago 98 of that period also served as athletic director. Last month he relinquished the coaching position to B. W. (Ber- rey apa who came here from e. STAINLESS Same formula .. same price. In original form, too, if you prefer for 20/ coups 2, VaeoRus Fires in Catholic Church Are Probed St. Paul, Feb. 22. —(P)— Police and a deputy state fire marshal Mon- day began an investigation of five fires in the local Roman Catholic cathedral in four days. All were of incendiary origin, said W. C. Schader, the marshal, but were discovered after causing only minor damage. He placed total loss at $300, and said lighted candles had been Placed to cause them. Schader said “we have been unable person is a pyromaniac or a religious fanatic. We found a cap and hope to. trace him through that.” On ‘June 30, 1930, the enlisted strength of the United States army was 117,821, The president of the United States appoints the territorial judges of Alaska. —have no terrors for folks who know how Bromo Quinine de- ¢stroys and eliminates cold infec- tion, Science says cold-infection is an uliravirus breathed into the soriet Br iy’ y MO UINI NE POR TH SIGNATURE G supremely simple. COLDS Health System. ror Phone 604 ' 206 Main Ave. Eves Examined out a button on the dash. Glasses Prescribed The eye is an organ you cant attord to ‘neglect Dr. H. J. Wagner Optometeit ome, ora, Phone 583 Blemarck, N. Dak. | pneumonia after @ short illness. His rite td years old, confined to ner bed | McKenzie Farm Hand illness, was unable to attend the services, Influenza Is Fatal To Bismarck Infant - Jaul Jones, nine months old, son of Mr. and Mrs, Paul Janes, 216 South Ninth street, died at 3 a. m. Monday from influenza. An only child, he had been ill about a week. Funeral services will be held at the Webb Funeral chapel at 10 a. m. Wednesday. Burial will be in St. Mary's cemetery. Sees Civilizations Superior to Man’s ! js cpomerercie eto eeeeemeg Chicago, Feb. 22.—(#)—Inhabi- tants on the distant worlds as far superior to mankind as men are to single life cells are envisioned by Dr. William D. MacMillan, Professor of mathematical astron- omy at the University of Chicago. He outlined his theory in am- plifying a brief article of his,.pub- lished Jan. 16, in which he voiced for the first time the skepticism of many American scientitsts -to- ward the “explosion” of the uni- verse idea advanced by the Cam- bridge astronomers, Eddington and Jeans. ——_ PLAN SILO CONTEST PEMBINA PIONEER BURIED An essay contest to emphasize the Walhalla, N. D., Feb. 22—(#)—On/merits of silos and silage is being! good-bye, signing himself the 80th anniversary of his birth,}sponsored in Morton county by the Gruning, known as Henry John A. Carpenter, one of the first |county agricultural council and R. C.! Although subject to fits settlers in Pembina county, was bur- | Newcomer, county agent. Cash prizes|sion, Gruning apparently ied Sunday in the family plot in the) and a trophy are to be awarded to!in good ee recently, according to Walhalla cemetery. Funeral services| contest winners. 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