The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 12, 1932, Page 8

curate scientific methods, and the al- i ee AO STR: ‘teem rac OLY ree THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, JANUARY 12, 1982 1932 BY KEA SERVICE. INC.REG. U.S. PAT. Cer. iE SLE “I'm not sure he means all that, or I wouldn't let you read it.” IEA-SERVICE———] z Your Guess Is As Good As the Al- the almanacs the weather forecasts, manac’s When It Comes to Forecast-| Provided every simenes would ‘have the grace to append to pages ing the Weather—Just Try It and See tno following frank avowal, which for Yourself, ‘appeared in Gabriel Frende’s Alma- (mack and Prognostication for 1589: No farm home seems complete, ‘without an almanac, and no farmer's|‘Thou has my guess at daily weather almanac is quite complete without #! Here present in thy view. series of weather predictions. The! My credit shall not lie thereon farmer's desire for fore-knowledge of; That every word is true: the weather is as old as agriculture; Yet some to please I thought it best itself. |To shew my mynde among the reste.” Unfortunately this demand can be} Satisfied in only a limited way by ac-| TOMORROW: “The year without Held In Massacre manac maker either employs some nonsensical process of prediction + based on the moon, stars, or what not, * or simply sets down whatever his im- ) agination suggests. ‘| Almanac weather predictions are | worthless, but they have acquired a ' considerable reputation. The reason} is twofold: In the first place, we live in a very changeable climate, and al- most any prediction that is not ab- solutely out of keeping with the sea- ‘son—such, for example, as the an- nouncement of a snowstorm in Au- gust, or a hot wave in February—is: | pretty sure to be verified within a/ Specified period of three or four days, or within a few days before or after) such a period, in which case the slight | error in time is regarded indulgent- | ly by the public; in the seocnd place, the successful predictions, which as just explained, must be numerous, produce a more lasting impression | than those that are unsuccessful. | The only possible check upon self- | delusion in this respect is to write | down day by day the prediction and) the actual weather and at the end of | @ month or a year to count the num- | ber-of successes. This process is earn- Associated Press Photo Teas 1S 3 | ,O8ear Young (above), brother of | Harry and Jennings Young, broth- | ers who killed themselves after be- af. fam | ing sought for the slaying of six | possemen near Springfield, Mo., estly recommended to persons who) faces trial as an accessory in the still retain more or less faith in the | septuple slayings following his ad- acs. | mission that he supplied guns used It might be weil enough to leave in | by the kiliers, sore 117 ROAT There's a world of winter comfort in Bayer Aspirin tablets. If you take them only to break-up colds, you know only half - the story. Three tablets crushed in a little water will relieve the sorest throat with one good gargle. That's what the specialists use in cases of sore throat. That's what you | - ought to use at home—every time you want throat comfort and protection from infection. Remember, every case of . is bégan with just @ sore throat! Don't neglect any throat. 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