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THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, THURSDAY, valuable for vitamins, and if properly selected will not expand the waist- line beyond the danger point. The Bismarck Tribune’ An Independent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST { NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) RE 0 Nobtcry apt tch eae Published by The Bismarck Tribune Company, Bismarck, N. D., and en- tered at the postoffice at Bsmarck as} A Multitude of Advisers There are many international spe- clalists these days offering prescrip- tions for a sick and weary world. One Probably is as good as another. This lone by an English Army officer is re- |printed in the New York Times. It fs Lara adi interesting, whether feasible or not: Subscription Rates Payable in 1. The United States and Great Advance Britain to guarantee the frontiers Daily by carrier, per year........$7.20| of France, Belgium and Italy. Daily by mail per year (in Bis- 2, In return, France to aban- lind alts don all financial claims on Ger- Daily by mail per year dn many, ouvaide Bismarck) 3. 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France to abandon her sup- Port of the Little Entente and to allow readjustment of the Hun- garian frontier, and withdraw her objection to the Austro-German Customs Union with tariff amal- Weekly by mail in Canada, pei YORE Sissies ee wee QU Member of Andit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of | ches credited to it or a voll wise erealed in this news- gamation of the old Austrian Em- paper and also the local news of} Pire. - spontaneous origin published herein. 8 The United States, Great All rights of republication of allother; Britain and France to meet Ger- matter herein are also reserved. many’s financial requirements in furtherance of the Hoover Plan. (Official City, State and County Much of the present unrest in Eu- Newspaper) rope comes from hate and suspicion born of the World war. France still sees the German menace and Italy ‘also fears German and Austrian ag-| Red ease dibead jeression. Mussolini also is watching| CHICAGO NEW. YORK BOSTON/|France and not long ago a leading| | British editor referred to the League Foreign Representatives SMALL, SPENCER, LEVINGS of Nations as a department of| |France’s foreign office and cautioned! Need Real Education ‘The Carnegie Foundation, complain-|the United States against its maneu-) TODAY IS THE- ing that the college senior often ap-| vers. | proaches graduation with a stock of/ Russia is the nightmare of all! knowledge that is only a little larger! Europe. i than that of the average freshman,| Restoration of confidence seems to! touches on a point that has occurred;be a big job everywhere in the to many people in the last few ycars.! world today. The complaint, in fact, has been| voiced before. Supposedly e ed| For Our Own Sakes young men and women have turned’ The American Tree association 1s out to be pitiably ignorant, not only | offering a certificate to everyone who about the arts and sciences but about) plants a tree next year in recognition such elementary subjects as gram-|of the bicentennial celebration of the! mar, spelling, geography and history.| birth of George Washington. Never, indeed, have the attainments] The campaign to promote tree- of American colleges and universities| planting is going forward with the been called into question as often as slogan “Plant for George Washing- in the past decade. | ton.” It is, of course, as the Carnegie) It is a worth-while movement and Foundation remarks, distressing to! nearly everyone will hope for its suc find college graduates who do not/cess, but we cannot help but think | | | know the meaning of such words as the idea might take a little better if “inert,” “lenient” and “immerse,” and! the slogan were changed to “plant who think that “declivity” and “cli- for your own comfort and enjoy-| mate” mean the same thing; but ment.” while we must agree that such a per-| After all, one accomplishes just son is hardly educated, it would be a/ that when he beautifies his home mistake to think that education con-| grounds with trees. sists simply, or even chiefly, of the! amassing of a great store of facts. Primarily, an educated man is a: man who can think things out. for! himself—indeed, who not only can but does. Education is first of Ail the| Process of teaching him how to use| his brains properly. It is not sup-| posed to make him a storehouse of information. An educated man ts, | ‘New York Times) not necessarily a walking encyclo-|, When the house is on fire, the) Dadi. jheuseholder welcomes water from any| "The one serious criticism that has S°"Ce- In this spirit Governor La| been made of higher education in|Follette of Wisconsin, political inde- America is that it too often fails in Pe8dent and economic radical, is con-| just this respect—it stuffs students|¢tTing with “the feudal serfs of cor- with facts and does not show them|Porate capital.” as Wisconsin busi- the importance of developing thetr|calied, "the Gover deaeetves own mental powers. {campaign made many charges against Intellectual independence and fear-| chain banking and bankers and prom- Editorial Comment Editorials pri trend of tho: ed below show the t t by other editors. They are published without regard to whether they agree or disagree with The Tribune's policies. Cooperation in Wisconsin lessness, a habit of mind that doubts! ised legislative action. In office he and examines things—these are the Iatned that some chain banks are eeping independent hanks open. traits a college graduate should have |w, above everything else. lined in his platform. On Wisconsin's If everyone were content with, banking problems as well as on the learning something which someone! State’s share of the burden of un- = ;./employment he is seeking the advice else ppumeacy, knew, the advance of ClV-| of business men and fom ‘withhold- ilization would stop. Had the mere ine and re-forming his own judg- learning of acknowledged fact been the | ment. principal accomplishment of the hu-; Mr. La Follette’s effort to harness man brain in the past we still would|!N© conservatives and radicals to- ! ether for the duration of the pres- be living in caves and hunting with | 2 i‘ business crisis clubs for clothes and food. pec ates Tee ie Watch-Tower dispatch from Mil- Certainly the things we know and|waukee on another page. His task is} which can be taught in schools and raid as eeeeult as his objective colleges are nothing to cause our pres-|'5 Nard to achieve. Conferences with ent civilization too much pride. BOE enon aeecnen, MBS) earn him the suspicion of those who con- |genitally suspect “Wall Street.” He] Getting Down the Waistline | 224 his family were brought up rather According to Dr. Alonzo E. Taylor|t attack what they conceived to be »,,Wrong than to construct what the; of Stanford university, after forty, | peeved ta be ae ee, ney our struggle for existence is com-| dition confronts the young Governor, plicated by a waistline. Failure tojand apparently he is bringing to its reduce the circumference just above |S0lution sound sense and the aid of A and below the hips means that your| ining personality. - 3 Now Wisconsin has set up, on the chanoes are poor for living th®|Govemoc’s motion, interim citizens biblical three score-and-ten. committees, authorized to wrestle with “It is commonly believed,” says|the banking and employment prob- Dr. Taylor, “that over-weight within|!ems. His suggestion that the gen- limits is an asset in childhood and | °7@! system of banking credits be ex- amined is as sensible as his state- adolescence, the expression of high! ment that many small cities seem to nutrition promoting resistance to dis- | suffer from “overbanking.” That has ease. impressed many conservatives also, “After 30, however, and especially ee nes abides Exp: after 50 overweight is unquestionably | Prcqs'Ve, Proposal for e poctite| no asset but a lability. Bathroom|and active vs yore public, deposits, and acting as focus for the inde- Seales are at once a guide and an|pendents, once oppressed by the inspiration.” chains. But under present conditions There are some people, he points) it will probably bea long day before out, who can overeat and keep thin the State bank opens its doors in Madison. and others who diet and grow fat.| The Governor, after his citizens’ But such cases are few in number|committees have reported and his says the doctor and he admonishes| business conferees have given him severely against the American habit of cating too much and too rapidly. ‘isely he suspended measures out- their opinions, plans a special ses- sion. The industrial community ap- Time to Change the Tune! New York, Aug. 27.—Young David Selznick has come to Broadway look- ing for theater outlets for the inde- pendently produced pictures he will make with Lewis Milestone, the ace director of the moment. And the old-timers around the Astor tables chuckle as they recalt his father, Lewis Selznick, one of a few persons around whom all early movie history must be written. It was the elder Selmnick, who had been run- ning one of those bargain jewelry shops, who launched Clara Kimball Young on her career, and who is system as it was later developed by Adolph Zukor, and others, At any rate, one of the Broadway legends has it that when Selanick be~ gan to make big money in this amazing new amusement industry, he got a bit swanky and appeared at the Astor with a Japanese valet. But certain East Side gastronomte de-} lights could not be traded by him for Astor food—or any other swank hotel food, for that matter. It was whispered that he had taught the valet to pickle herring in the traditional fashion, and that he used to go to his room to eat it. Hav- ing come as an immigrant from Rus- sia, he would also have his tea made in @ samovar and privately served. * * * One of the most refreshing Amer- ican stories is that Selznick! How much is true and how much legend’ might be hard to prove at this date, but old-time Broadwayites swear to most of them. | of WILSON REPLIES TO POPE present rulers of Germany as a guar. antee of anything that is to ee unless explicitly supported by such On Aug. 27, 1917, President Wilson,|conclusive evidence of the will and through Secretary of State Robert |Purpose of the German people them- Lansing, answered the peace proposal, Sélves. .... Pope Benedict, indirectly address- | | ing the German people to the effect that no peace was possible with their | of the Central Powers. God grant it present “irresponsible” government. “We cannot take the word of the | Where in the faith of nations and the ‘pessibility of a covenant of peace.” His message to the Czar of Russia “We must await some new evidence|UPon the occasion of the Czar’s. abdi- cation has become a classic in cine- of the purposes of the great Peoples) ma circles. Selznick’s family had felt the heel of the “little father’s” may be soon and in a way to og etd nigel Selznick Reheat -|had come from Russia to escape the Sie confidence ot att eee yL eye, | intolerable state ot asTaira.-Atid, nOw @ man of affairs and wealth in this new country, he picked up a paper President Wilson's message was.ac-jand read that the czar had left the Iput one electrode on the $ Daily Health Service Current of 110 Vol On Entering ts May Prove Fatal Vital Tissues By DR. MORRIS FISHBEIN Editor, Journal of the American Medical Association ‘ It has now been quite definitely es- tablished that death may it even body at certain points and under certain c! It the body is in contact with a moist surface and if the current passes through portions of the body where there are vital tissues, death is more likely to result than when it passes into the body. under other circum- stances, Tn a recent consideration of the subject, Drs, O. R. Langworthy and W. B. Kouwenhoven emphasized the fact Uhat the location of the contacts credited with giving birth to the star determines to a large extent the path- way of the current through the body. ‘For example, if the contacts are made with one arm or leg on the same aide, it seems hardly possible at a great amount of current will pass through the head. The brain’ is easily injured by electricity, and legal executions it is customary E that the electricity will pass the brain, In an analysis cases, an industrial surgeon i cy i: thing like this: “Your pol: nice to me when I was a . +» Now can offer you good ing pictures. . . . Name tl tea 38 * e % Tt was about half a dozen years go that the “old man,” after years of movie pioneering, ran upon the rocks of over-production and began to fade out of the picture business. But he had two sons who had been cradled on movies; in fact it was an argument about the status of Myroa that once was reportel to have brok- en up his partnership with Zukor. Young David, who has made sal- aries amounting to a hundred thou- sand a year and more as a supervis- ing director, has cut loose and “gone independent” because he believes that: talking pictures and old mass pro- duction methods will not get along claimed in France, England, Italy and|throne. Whereupon he sat down and America, and derided in Germany. |cabled a message that went some- BEGIN HERB TODAY :XORMA KENT, pretty 2oty ol secretary MARK TRA’ wealthy, they rescue a fri from the trafic, young rs asks her to marry bi anyn “no.” ‘The acene of the atory ts M: boro, middle-western metrop om shabby npartment she CHRISTINE DE! a made every eftort | identity. He tries but Normn de- clinen his invitations coolly. Trav ers departs and later makes a telephone eal. NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY CHAPTER V NATALIE PRICE reached a glit- tering, jewel-encircled wrist to- ward the French telephone. In the low, drawling tone the smartest debutantes were affecting she said slowly, “This is Nat.” There was a pause. Then the girl's face flashed into radiance. “Oh, Mark, darling,” she exclaimed, “I'm so glad! Yes, I waited on the chance you might call. Tried to get you at the house but they said you'd gone. Ob, you will? Angel, aren't you sweet!” Natalie’s laugh was throaty, insinuating. “Well, then, hurry. Natalfe craves her ol’ Marky-Mark! Bye, darling.” She put down the instrument, turned and called sharply to the maid across the room. “Get the white dress, Marcelle! I'll wear it after all. Hurry!” At once there was excitement in the modernistic mauve and silver boudoir. Wherever Natalie Price was there was likely to be excite: ment. Only Marcelle, the French maid, knew what tempests could arise over a last-minute change of her mistress’ costume. _ Natalie stormed. Marcelle cajoled.- Gar- ments went hurling through the air and Natalie’s voice became shriller, louder. Tonight the bustle and stir were in vain. It was nearly 10 p. m. when Natalie, resplendent in scarlet cloak and white satin, came trip- ping down the circular stairway to meet the young man below. She ran down the half dozen stairs, stopped suddenly beside the newel post and pouted fetchingly, “What makes you be so mean, Mark?” she wheedled. “You said you'd be on time.” Mark Travers, handsome in his dinner clothes, smiled. “Sorry,” he said, “something held me up. Well, shall we go?” eee ‘OOLLY she regarded him, took the cigaret from his fing ind placed it to her lips. Natalie blew @ graceful spiral of smoke, tossed |. her head backward, bringing the searlet lps audaciously, pearer. Since he did not respond she drew away impatiently, “Well,” she said crossly, “it’s certainly from entertaining here! Let's go to Monty's. Maybe the crowd will help thaw you out. And it you’re not going to admire me at all Pil have to pick up some- body who will.” ‘Travers grinned. “Oh, I admire you all right, Nat. You know that, Tomorrow I'll write you a sonnet to prove it.” “Thanks,” the girl sald ignguid- ciously nearer. ly. “Save the sonnet for your next} soul mate. This one wants to dance.” Moving ahead she led the way to the outer door. They went through it and down the steps where the roadster waited at the curb, Mark took the wheel and with a rush they shot into the night. The ‘party. at Monty’s was well under way when they arrived. A half dozen men and women, all of them youthful-looking, all wear- ing evening clothes, were engaged in a noisy game at one end of the huge apartment living room. It was a game in which players shrilled questions at one member of the group who apparently ‘new the answers. Frequently laughter drowned out the questions. From a radio in the next room came strains of a tango. A slim blond youth and a girl in swirling emer- ald chiffon danced at the opposite end of the room. The arrival of Mark and Natalie was greeted with cheers. The couple who had been dancing stopped. The blond youth rushed forward and caught Natalie's hands. “Here you!” he cried, “rescue me from this designing female, will you, Nat? Five minutes mpre and she'll have my watch and chai He turned toward the girl in green. ‘Ol’ Mark will play with you, Ger- aldine. May he prove a better man than I am, Gunga Din!” The blond youth caught Natalle’s arm and drew her toward the win- dows leading outside. Travers stopped them. “Wait a minute,” “Where's: Monty?” The girl calle@ Geraldine an- swered. “Oh, she toddled off to some vague theater or something. he said. Natalie tossed her head backward, bringing the scarlet lips auda- Left a note saying she'll be back. bay having. the party without le “But she's the hostess!” “Well—who wants. a hostess? LAURA LOU BROOKMAN Author of . “MAD MARRIAGE” siders polo or yachting the truly worthwhile things in a man’s life —these were the young people who flocked to Inez Montgomery's par- ties. Rowdy. Unmannerly. The cream of a social structure built on wealth. Mark Travers looked down to find Natalie tugging at his ‘arm. “Let’s go somewhere else,” she said, “This place is getting fantastic.” Travers put down his cocktafl glass. “Right,” he agreed. off in search of wraps. Brad Hart and the girl in green accompanied them. .Only the all- night supper clubs were open in Marlboro at such an hour. They went to one, stayed through a num- ber by a raucous orchestra and pro- ceeded to another which Hart rec ~ ommended. Mark and Natalie danced. There were drinks served. Mark and Natalie danced again. At an hour when Natalie Price's great grandfather customarily rose to start his day’s work the girl and her escort reached the handsome Price residence, They stood together before the entrance. Natalie put a hand on | Mt “What's the matter, Mark,” she asked petulant- ly, - “You've been a crepe-hanger all night. Why can’t you snap out of it?” He looked tired and a little sleepy. “Sorry,” he said. “Didn't know there was anything to snap out of.” Throwing both arms about the youth’s neck she drew his head down, met his lips with hers. Pres- ently she went inside the house. Travers sauntered down the steps to the roadster, He was after all a youth 23 years old who had never learted any- | thing except how to play and play expensively. He was good looking. He had never wanted anything— very badly—in his life that had not been his, The handsome ma hogany desk at which young Trav- ers occasionally sat-in his father’s elegantly equipped offices was a newer plaything than his other toys. He found it less interesting. Nat Price and her crowd were the boys and girls with whom he had grown up. But it was not of Nat Price he was thinking as he strode down those steps and climbed into the bulky roadster. It was of a girl with wide blue eyes and soft, shimmering hair like a golden halo. The rush of cool air on his face as the car moved forward was stim- ulating. Travers leaned back, en- foying it. Suddenly he sat up with a jerk. He had mad a decision. They went Come on! I know where Monty keeps all the requisites. You can Squeeze lemons—” Another man joined them, inter- rupting. “Hello, Travers,” he said, “Mind if an old fellow like me cuts in? Geraldine promised half an hour ago to give me the next dance.” “That's all right. How're you, Hart? Playing much golf?” “Made 84 yesterday,” Bradley Hart announced smiling. He was older than the others, handsome and rather distinguished looking. His face was sun-bronzed and he was well-built with a tendency to ward the musclar. “Party like this is no place for me,” Hart told them. “Makes me feel like a grandfath Maybe we'd better not try that tango—” “Don't be like that!” the girl in green reproached. “Of course we'll together. Like his father, he intends to start with small production units. he will make only a few pictures. from 110 volts, provided it is passed| wires. through the or arms and then Occasionally current enters into the legs of men working on telegraph investigators mentioned to study the effect of electric shock ly due to failure of the breathing ap- Paratus. Such deaths were not 80 frequent when the current passed through the hind legs and did not § by way of identification in the shuffle. ee * ‘The wages of being successful today is being gee an Indian chief. * * ‘What has become of the brass-rail magician who used to make free lunch disappear? ee 4% consoling thing about talking to yourself is that nobody’s going to talk back. sed (Copyright, 1931, NEA Service, Inc.) Orange carpets, green pews and gaily painted walls have been in- troduced into St. John’s church, Eng- land, the vicar believing that such brightness will attract young people. Asbestos is the only mineral that can be woven into fireproof garments and molded into instruments im- Pervious to flame. The state of Michigan still has 810 This idea seems to be spreading.| blacksmith shops, 200 harness stores Only a short time ago Cecil De Mille,|#"d 70 livery stables. headed on a trip to Russia, told me that talking pictures would be turned out as stage dramas are turned out; that one producer would have but a few each year and give e and special attention. De Mille lieved that the mass product was on its way out. David Wark Griffith, another pio- neer, now produces independently in @ small New York studio. And the notion seems to be spread- (Copyright, 1931, NEA Service, Inc.) | RRR CI ROY WERE N ARE e | Quotations | UR The waters of credit which should inundate the European plains are dammed up in unproductive reser- voirs.—Arthur ——: 2 Even under socialism wages must be paid according to-the work done and not according to the needs of the workers.—Joseph Stalin, ee # It used to be that we said, “be good and be happy.” That's been changed now to “be good looking and hold your husband.”—Anna Stee: Richardson, i ee # Unless nations stop thinking of an- other war and shaping their accordingly and concentrate their Policies on peace and international co-operation, there will be increasing distress in even larger measures until you have difficulty, misfortune and revolution from one end of the world to the other.—Sir George Paish. +e % Ours is a government of laws and a society of ordered liberty safe- guarded only by law.—President Hoover. pete en ees f BARBS | __ ae o Jack Dempsey's wife isn’t going to settle that divorce affair for a song. Unless it starts with “dough.” ** # If, as scientists say, yeast can't bring beauty, women will have to go back to old-fashioned carrots, +e # Paul Whiteman’s fourth wife is try it. Only right now Geraldine’s thirsty. Come on, darlings.” She put an arm around each of them. “Come on and we'll fix some of that nice pink stuff. Brad, you can get the ice—” She led the way toward the rear of the apartment. eee TT was one of those evenings which grow gayer. Natalie Price laughed and flirted and danced, Brad Hart devoted him- self openly to the young woman in green. At some time before mid- night Inez Montgomery, the host- ess, arrived. Among Marlboro’s socially elect there was ® group who held that Inez’ standing had become some what blemished following her third divorce in less than three years but Ines was undoubtedly s leader among the younger set. Young America of the stratum which regards its native land as roll mystery tn which grandtathat droll mystery in w! aniassed the fortune which has béen increasing ever since, and con- Norma KENT emerged from the revolving door of the depart- ment store, her arms loaded with bundles. Norma boarded her car. There were no seats and for a dozen blocks she rode clinging to a strap, her bundles balancing precariously. ‘Then someone left the car and the girl slipped into the. vacated seat. She.realized that she was tired, At last they reached Franklin street. Norma got off the car, walked slowly toward the apart- ment and up the two long flights of stairs. She inserted her key in the lock. “Oh, Chris!” she catied as the door swung open. “Chris!” - ‘There was no answer. Norma looked about in surprise. Then she saw the note on the table, If was in Chris Saundérs’ writing, a hasty scrawl Norma picked up the sheet of paper. She read the first words, uttered @ choking cry of dismay. 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