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THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, FRIDAY, JUNE 26, 1981 TRIBUNE’S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES NO OO | SIDEGLANCES - - - By George Clark | “That's how it stands, gentlemen—either my picture is put on every Jar, or I don’t put up another cent.” | NOW YOU TELL ONE SHE LEARNED Sunday School Teacher: Mary, do you know what wickedness is? Mary: Yes, teacher. But I didn’t until I came to Sunday school.—Tit- Bits. WHATTA WAD! Friend: I see you are limping. Have you hurt your foot? Newrich: Yes; a fortnight ago my pocketbook fell on it.—Tt-Bits. HE NEVER SLEEPS “You look tired.” “Yes, I get no sleep—my wife wakes} me up every time she hears a noise in the night in case it’s burglars.” “But burglars make no noise.” “I told her so and now she wakes me up every time she does not ‘hear @ noise.”—Moustique, Charleroi. 'S TOO MUCH twins, and on learning the news he twas so delighted that he hurried to tthe nearest postoffice and sent this ‘telegram to his sister-in-law: , “Twins today. More tomorrow.”— * Tit-Bits. ITs THE TRUTH «Mothers have a pretty bad time.” “why?” “well, they’re always afraid some girls will marry their sons and that some men won't marry their daugh- ters.”—Passing Show. JUST KIDDING HER Mrs. Nag. Before we were married you used to say could listen to my voice all the time. Mr. Nag: Well, at that time I had no idea I'd ever have to do it.—An- swers. ! IGNORANCE IS BLISS Young Wife: | My husband has been out all the eve- ning, and I haven't the faintest idea where he is. Experienced Friend: My dear, you A farmer became the father of|mustn’t worry. You'd probably be Tm so miserable. jtwice as miserable if you did know.— ‘Tit-Bits. QUALIFIED “So you're setting your boy up in the bakery business?” “Yes, he’s so keen for dough and such a swell loafer it looks as if he would rise in the business.”—Path- finder. FOR ACCURACY Wife: When you pass the station, don’t forget to bring back the right time. Hubby: But I haven’t a watch. Wife: That doesn’t matter. Write it down on a piece of paper—Hum- mel, Hamburg. Nobody has a poor memory. Willle may forget an errand, but he remem- bers Babe Ruth’s batting average. | Daily Cross-word Puzzle 1 pAgRoss Solution of Yesterda: 19. The: French af Eemale sheen = ae ae 5S Leowuape ct . Money pa: te ce paesaee A au JO|VIETRIT!,, ,Scriptures ‘anadian - id court decree VielRim| i [sjelR 25. For" tear that 15. Narrative 16. Frozen des- serts 17, Earthliness 20. Flesh of calves 21. Hawatian wreath 22. Whirlwind off the F: Islands 28. Long stick 26. Minus 29. Severe 31. Ward off 33. Incrustation over a wound 27. The shoulder blade /30. Plural ending 32. Definite dura- tion of time 34, Large recep- 37, First gard . First garden |39. Poems 41, Ireland 42. Letters GROG Awe ead AIRIEIAIS | & inele-Sascon 5 . Courteous 59. Satiate 60. Chinese meas- ure and nection and support home of the 65. Agenc: weight 61. 2000 pounds 63. Direction Hindu gods 72. River duck 41. Calyx leaves 73, Protective 48: Suffering ie a4, cite ver in Egypt 74, Genera) fight 64 First name of 75. Rim a character 76. Obstructs in “Uncle 77, Small islands ‘Tom's cabin” OWN 55. Ancient 1. Perched 5? Body of a 2, Before ebureh 3. Sin ert Pie ie iS 9. Brought into line ine 50. European fish 4 Wilfully wrong 51. Stinging weed or erring 53. Important 5. Dialectic form occurrences of sty 56. And not 6. Attempts: 58. Devour jcotch 62. Without feel- & Parone ge, Bit hical . Yale ical proper 9. Fur-bearing name animal 66. Droop 10. Limited 67. Extinct New IL Card with a Zealand bird single spot 68. Organ of hear- 12, Have recourse i {88 69. Not well 70. Golf mound 11. Word of con- 13. Ancient Jew- ish ascetic 18. Salt THE GUMPS—OUT THE WINDOW YOU MUST GO 1s = THAT HAS CAUSED 2 gs 1% TROUBLE = ! Out OF PURE JEALOUBY- YOU SEEK | JO BRING RUIN TO THIS MAN AND HUNDREDS THAT HE HAS BROUGHT: WEALTMN AND NAPPINESS TO = YOU ARE TRYING TO RUIN HIS FUTURE THougier Nou, HONORABLE = "AND BOVE SUCH SELFISH CRUEL DEEDS= Y8S- | SAW FIMe N® REFUSED TO EXTEND TNE NovTes ONE DAY LONGER - HE SAID THAT | MAD WRECKED MIS LIFE AND THAT NE WOULD WRECK MY RACTORY — AND WNEN THE NEWS BROKE ON THE MARKET — MY CREDIT STOPPED AT ONCE & EVEN OUR PAY ROLL MAY NOT BE Mer AT THE ENO OF THE WEEK— LAST STRAW= Ly LIFE'S WORK CRUMBLING- OWEN UNCLE ‘BW REFUSED Taree Noves WERE DUE YESTERDAY = Few wit HE PAY THIS MOUNTING, bear ? . Pat Of. WHY CERTAINLY ~ WE'LL HAVE TO oRESS FOR DINNER. HERE'S f SEE HERE, PHNLLIS. 1 DON'T NEED ANY DECK SUrT. | CAN WEAR THESE WITH MY GOLP JACKET. Gee, IF Weve GOT TO CET fy LUGGAGE AND TICKETS AND ANOS NOU SAN. (NG GOT TO TAKE MN TUXEDO ‘ALONG! WHAT'S THE (IDEAt NOBODY KNOWS US FROM ADAM, THAT'S GRAND WALT. NOW YOu Must GET SOME CLOTHES FOR ENGLAND ANO A *WHAT 00 YOU. THINK, PHNLLIS! MR. WICKER HAS GOT US A STATEROOM ON THE MYOPIA, SAILING JULY STH. THE RESERVATION WAS CANCELED BV A FRIEND OF HIS. Y'KNOW L CAN'T LET FRECKLES KNOW I AM ANXIOUS TD 60 WITH HIM ON WIG VACATION... HELL COME AN' ASK ME AGAIN AN’ THEN TLL TELL HIM L WAS \WAS HIS BEST PAL...\WwHY, re tiey UE DIDN'T EVEN SEE AND HIS FRIENDS Out in the YNE BEEN OVER To AmyS & SCHOOL .1O SEE THE EXERCISES EXCITED FOR WORDS. THEY PEP. conic! xou MOM” \-) T THEIR CARDS, i A GRANULATED, POP Ge See aera Thun MEY BRSeD. Rar TNE GRANULATED pe AFTER: THE FROM THE wow! TWRD GRADE wo: Amy Makes the Grade! WHY, A DUMMY, tn Canr Lose’ 1 Do HATE VT PLAT CARDS AGAINST A BAD LOSER, DON'T YOY, MRS, SPAIDD 10 RATHER PLAY AGAINST A BAD LOSER. THAN ANY t KIND OF A WINNER ! Mes. GU22LEM (S GIVING BOOTS SEEMS KINDA LONESOME, -~-DOnTT AND HER] Grv VetE MUCK OF TW’ KIO ANY- BUDDIES | Mons ---- SINCE TH’ PRINCE CAME ye “3 ro